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Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 5:55pm On Jan 16, 2015
ammyluv2002:
The first pix sha grin HBD......God bless you
Amen, Thanks

jrerico1:
Hmm todays my birthday too, itz been boring all day long
Happy Birthday Bro

jeremiah505:
Great photos...
Thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 5:53pm On Jan 16, 2015
dre11:
Great collection I did see from the link you did provide



The best pic for me was the the painting of pollution to make it looks like there east


Its like the way we just painting corruption in this country like its the norms whereas it suppose not to be

Glad they made sense to you.
Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 5:08pm On Jan 16, 2015
These, I found in the graphics section of NL.

You might have to think deep to get their meaning!

Go to
www.nairaland.com/2088304/thought-provoking-satirical-illustrations-pawel-kuczynski for more

Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 5:01pm On Jan 16, 2015
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Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 4:58pm On Jan 16, 2015
Why is she giving a peace sign with a suicide vest on

Venezuelan beauty queen and student
demonstrator Genesis Carmona, 22, is carried away
on a motorcycle after being shot in the head during
a protest in Valencia, Venezuela.

Barry Delaney mourning the death of his best
friend Kevin Elliot in the dress he promised to wear
at Elliot's funeral.

Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 4:52pm On Jan 16, 2015
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Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 4:50pm On Jan 16, 2015
A dog named “Leao” sits for a second consecutive day at the grave of her owner, who died in the disastrous landslides near Rio de Janiero

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Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 4:48pm On Jan 16, 2015
A woman sits amidst the wreckage
caused by a massive earthquake
and ensuing tsunam, in Natori,
northern Japan, in March 2011

Nairaland / General / Re: Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 4:47pm On Jan 16, 2015
They are Nigerians first before being Politicians......let's not divide Nigeria because of them

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Nairaland / General / Thought Provoking Pictures. by unofficial(m): 4:45pm On Jan 16, 2015
Today's my Birthday.....so I'm going to celebrate it here by sharing some pictures that got me thinking..... I found them online. They
are independent shots but send a strong message for humanity to unite and be strong and reject violent conflict!! Adversaries will come but forged relationships will always triumph. Violence destroys more than it ever builds. In the end, we are all HUMANS.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by unofficial(m): 7:30pm On Jan 15, 2015
olaberry:
What's funny about it?it is well

I honestly don't know! sadsadsad.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by unofficial(m): 7:27pm On Jan 15, 2015
hajjisemiu:

Thanks

My pleasure
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by unofficial(m): 7:19pm On Jan 15, 2015
hajjisemiu:
I need ur help because i can't remember the post that I applied for. Can someone pls remind me because it's very important? I think there was only one vacant position that everybody applid for. Your response is need, pls.

I'll be glad to help you refresh your memory. The post is 'SALES' gringringrin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by unofficial(m): 7:15pm On Jan 15, 2015
olaberry:
Please can u help me also? cry cry I have a B,sc Economics with a 2.2.please help me if u can, I beg you in God's Name,may u never lack anything good in this new year. cry

I'm sorry if I'm insensitive, but your post is really funny. Had a little laugh gringringrin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by unofficial(m): 2:18pm On Jan 15, 2015
chemlannister:


Hehe. Amen o

Another Amen
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Thought-provoking Satirical Illustrations By Pawel Kuczynski by unofficial(m): 5:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet the get the meaning of the second picture though.; the one with all those animals,,,can anyone explain it please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by unofficial(m): 11:00pm On Jan 13, 2015
faith2ogesco:
from uac to oando. Bros dey vex o

sad just like you sad
Career / Re: #GEJAchievements Youwin Success Stories by unofficial(m): 5:13pm On Jan 13, 2015
GEJ has tried,,,,,but he still seems clueless to me.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by unofficial(m): 5:01pm On Jan 13, 2015
snakie86:



Am very sorry bro, If you are the owner of the company will you recruit before election looking at the way the economy is right now and uncertainty of what will happen after election?

How many reputable organization did u see concluding their recruitments this period? Majority are waiting till after election to know what the situation in the country will be.............................

I understand from the perspective of an applicant but recruitments in these organizations depend on so many factors which one of it is the state of the economy and business environment................


You don't seem to get the POINT!!!!

They should send a mail,,,,whether its a success mail or a regret mail, it doesn't matter! Just let people know their fate. A reasonable company doesn't just leave people hanging.

MTs still have an interview left, I might say, for lack of any other reasonable explanation, that they might want to postpone that till after the election; but abeg, what of GS oh... Has the price of sending a mail increased in the market?
or will election violence affect the server

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by unofficial(m): 10:23am On Jan 13, 2015
talk2macs:
I feel the elections is why they haven't given feedback. Let just keep our fingers crossed till after the elections.

I don't know what to call a company that waits until after an election to send either a success or regret mail to its applicants....... They shouldn't have started the process at all then. Useless people!

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Education / International Education Fair by unofficial(m): 6:41am On Jan 13, 2015
The 2015 International Education Fair is a life-
changing opportunity to meet delegates from top
universities from the USA, Canada, UK, Australia and
Nigeria for Foundation, Undergraduate, University
Transfer, & Post-Graduate studies. Come armed
with germane questions that you need answered
and you can be sure get right answers. For
scholarships, studentships and graduate assistance
too. The 2015 International Education Fair is the 3rd
edition and it is a known fact that you can get on-
the-spot admission, talk with experienced education
counselors, visa counseling, scholarships,
affordable study options and much more just by
attending. Attendance is totally FREE for everyone.
To apply follow the link:

http://modeducation.info/fair2015/index.php?ref=MOD49773860
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by unofficial(m): 11:59am On Jan 12, 2015
faith2ogesco: happy new week too.

@Topic. So I'm here, but I'm a little bit disturbed. Had only a marriage of C4s and C5s in my Waec.

I hope they won't just bundle me out of their office when they finally call for the interview.
I wish I knew the definition of 'seriousness' in sec school. sadsadsadsadsad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Graduate Recruitment 2014-Let's Meet Here by unofficial(m): 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workforce Academy II 2014 by unofficial(m): 8:20am On Jan 09, 2015
Khumaloh:
Workforce hw far nw, nawa oooo

Lol, how far with your access stuff?
Romance / Re: Should I Just Tell Her To Stop Calling??? by unofficial(m): 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
Amybijou:
" ,my battery was already flat, seemed
weird ..switched on the gen to boost the battery.
When the phone came on, I saw 23missed
calls!!!!"'
how did u have 23 missed calls when ur battery was flat?
Na wah to this line o o!!!

Is the line that hard to comprehend?? Let me explain though, my phone was about half-full when I slept. The calls I missed from last night must have drained my battery. Voila.


By the way,,,,,everything I said up there is true...... I just want to know what a normal dude should do
Romance / Re: Should I Just Tell Her To Stop Calling??? by unofficial(m): 8:57pm On Jan 08, 2015
Cutehector4u:
What kind of nonsense is this

Seems like nonsense to you?
Romance / Should I Just Tell Her To Stop Calling??? by unofficial(m): 8:50pm On Jan 08, 2015
So I'm sitting in front of my reading table, pissed!!! She's called me 6times and sent 2messages in the space of an hour.

Maybe I'm just overwhelmed with the attention, or maybe not......and to think that I actually really once liked the girl.

12December or so, I went to a supermarket to get somethings,,,had to take a taxi. On my way back, there was a little bit of traffic, so I could take a peek at the peeps in the taxis before waving any to stop (didn't want to sit beside any fugly lass nor did I want to sit beside any old person)......then there she was, the perfect seatmate. I waved the taxi and shouted my destination,,,,,luckily for me, he was heading there too.

After a while, she started laughing really awkwardly, and in the process of asking her what was funny, a conversation was struck.......topic drifted from that to 'where do you work', 'what are you doing now', blah blah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,paid her Tfare, because she was beautiful (twas just 50box though). Asked for her number as she was about highlighting and she obliged.

I liked her, didn't want to seem desperate, so I decided to apply the 3day rule.........so many things happend during that period and I forgot to call her. Fast-forward 3weeks, on the 1st of January, I was going through my contacts and I saw her number....the initial euphoria of meeting her was gone, but just decided to call her to wish her 'a happy new year'.


When she picked up and knew I was the one,,,,she was angry, saying I should have called earlier.....


''''OMG, Just got another text,,,,,,,,,,,,that makes it 3messages this night.'''''

Back to the story. She's been going haywire since then,,,,,my phone never stops ringing........she calls 3times in an hour on the average, and we speak for like 5mins,,,,,,so its like I spend the whole day talking....to make matter worse, she just asks silly things.......... I'm really pissed off. I think I'm a nice guy, so it will be really off to ask her not to call me again.....or should I??

I slept 11pm yesterday night, by the time I woke up,,,,my battery was already flat, seemed weird ..switched on the gen to boost the battery. When the phone came on, I saw 23missed calls!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Chaos in Paris - Policeman shot in the head by unofficial(m): 1:47am On Jan 08, 2015
More.

Two of the suspects
Cherif Kouachi (left) and Said Kouachi (right)

Foreign Affairs / Re: Chaos in Paris - Policeman shot in the head by unofficial(m): 1:36am On Jan 08, 2015
RealtorOtabor:
Terror going global! Even in France where many of my people school?!

It might happen in France, but it won't happen in Russia; where I schooled smiley

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Foreign Affairs / Chaos in Paris - Policeman shot in the head by unofficial(m): 12:57am On Jan 08, 2015
Paris Policeman Shot In Head As He Pleads For Life

Footage of France's deadliest terror attack for 40 years shows one of the gunmen shoot a policeman in the head at point-blank range.

Three black-clad, heavily-armed men are seen walking from their vehicle near Place de la Bastille in Paris, before a number of shots are fired.

The camera pans to the right to show a police officer lying on the pavement before rolling over to face his approaching attackers.

He is seen raising his hand, apparently pleading for his life.

According to Le Parisien, the officer was heard in one video clip to say: "Voulez-vous me tuer? (Do you want to kill me?)".

The gunman responded: "C'est bon chef."

One of the two men quickens pace as he reaches the injured officer and, without pausing, shoots him in the head.

In another video shot following the attack on French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo's offices, gunshots ring out and onlookers run for cover on a rooftop just yards from the scene.

The pair of suspected terrorists are seen below opening fire.

As some on the rooftop run for cover, panicked voices are heard urging others to "get down".

"Did you see that?" a voice can be heard asking the person filming the scene.

More shots are fired before a witness on the rooftop tells another to "budge up".

The gunshots stop and the men are seen calmly returning to their black Citroen hatchback.

One of them picks up a shoe that had fallen out of the car and they drive off slowly.

Witness Benoit Bringer told French TV channel iTELE: "About a half an hour ago two black-hooded men entered the building with Kalashnikovs (rifles).

"A few minutes later we heard lots of shots."

One witness, who declined to give his name, described the attack as like "a movie".

"I saw them leaving and shooting. They were wearing masks. These guys were serious," he said.

"At first I thought it was special forces chasing drug traffickers or something."

Ten journalists and two police were killed in the terror attack - the bloodiest in France for at least four decades.

The gunmen opened fire after bursting into the offices of Charlie Hebdo, which had long outraged Muslims with cartoons of the prophet Mohammed.

Police said witnesses heard the attackers shout "we have avenged the prophet" and "Allahu akbar" (God is greatest).


http://news.sky.com/story/1403745/paris-policeman-shot-in-head-as-he-pleads-for-life



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-FFx7Xy0Uo

Politics / Yes! Buhari’s Certificates With Us- Army Confirms by unofficial(m): 1:24pm On Jan 04, 2015
The authorities of the Nigerian Army have said the service will
readily release credentials and certificates in its custody to
serving and retired officers in need of them.
The Director, Amy Public Relations, Brig.-Gen. Olajide Laleye,
said in an exclusive interview with our correspondent in Abuja
on Wednesday.
He said the procedure for the retrieval or collection of the
certificates was known to all serving or retired officers of the
military.
The Army spokesman was reacting to a declaration by the
presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress,
Maj.Gen Muhammadu Buhari (retd), that his credentials were
with the military.
Our correspondent asked Laleye if it was true that the military
was keeping the General’s certificates.
Buhari had said in an affidavit he deposed to at the High Court
of the Federal Capital Territory on November 24, 2014 and
received by Independent National Electoral Commission on
December 18, 2014, that all his certificates were with the
Secretary, Military Board.
“I am the above-named person and deponent to this affidavit
therein.
“All my academic qualifications, documents as filled in my
presidential form, President APC/001/2015, are currently with
the Secretary, Military Board as of the time of presenting this
affidavit. The affidavit is made in good faith and for record
purpose,” Buhari stated.
But Laleye stated that the Army would not refuse any officer
whose certificates were in its custody from getting them if the
existing procedure was followed.
He said the Army could not have deprived anybody access to
his credentials since the credentials did not belong to the
service.
He said, “Every serving and retired Army officer has at least a
copy of his certificates and credentials kept in the Nigerian
Army while that same serving and retired officer has copies of
those same certificates and credentials.
“And there is a laid-down procedure to request for certificates.
It is known to any serving and retired officer.
“If you want anything checked in your file, you simply follow
the due process and it would be given to you because the
credentials belong to you.”
“The Nigerian Army does not refuse to give anybody his
credentials if the due process is followed. Now, take note of
this. Not only does the Nigerian Army keep these things, the
individual officers, whether serving or retired, have copies.”

www.osundefender.org/?p=203536&cpage=1

www.punchng.com/news/buharis-certificates-with-us-says-army/
Religion / Re: Funny Church Posters by unofficial(m): 2:33am On Jan 04, 2015
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