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Politics › Re: Northerners Now Campaigning For Only Shettima, Not Tinubu. by Urheadmaster(m): 7:36am On Dec 02, 2022

Celebrities › Re: Video: Sabinus Aquires New Mansion With Customised Swimming Pool by Urheadmaster(m): 7:23am On Dec 02, 2022*

SABINUS just debunked the news tongue

Crime › Re: 2 Brothers Arrested For Stealing A Car From A Car Wash Where They Work by Urheadmaster(m): 6:46am On Dec 02, 2022

They were probably heading to IMO to impress IMO girls with a stolen car but luck is on their side tongue

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Politics › Re: Faces Of Party Leaders At The APC Mega Rally In Bayelsa (Photos) by Urheadmaster(m): 6:35am On Dec 02, 2022

Finally Zack Orji, abandoned his acting career for a bag of agbado and cassava tongue

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Politics › Re: Abuja–kaduna Train Service Will Resume Monday – FG by Urheadmaster(m): 6:34am On Dec 02, 2022*

Only the gullible Nigerians will aboard Abuja–Kaduna train route the terrorists hub of operations tongue

Politics › Re: Enugu: Igbo-Eze North Pledges To Vote For Ugwuanyi And Other PDP Candidates by Urheadmaster(m): 5:14am On Dec 02, 2022

YoungLionken:
As if they meant it ..

In other note, I'm afraid BAT may win by February...

BAT may end up returning back to iragbiji his home town tongue

Atikulooter is coming.

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Politics › Re: Enugu: Igbo-Eze North Pledges To Vote For Ugwuanyi And Other PDP Candidates by Urheadmaster(m): 5:14am On Dec 02, 2022

Ugwuanyi as a member of G5 governors turned the G5 governors into a group of separatist tongue

Politics › Re: More Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Bayelsa State by Urheadmaster(m): 5:06am On Dec 02, 2022

Shittima looks smart the same way terrorists are smarter than Nigeria soldiers tongue

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Crime › Re: Missing Chukwunonso John Chukwujekwu Found Dead In Bauchi Hotel Room by Urheadmaster(m): 4:44am On Dec 02, 2022*

RIP

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Politics › Re: I Know The Way To Prosperity, Says Tinubu by Urheadmaster(m): 4:22am On Dec 02, 2022

"Today, I bring you news and renewed hope. Your salvation is here. Prosperity is here. We will create thousands of jobs. Bayelsa is one of the most industrious states, blessed with mineral resources. I will make Bayelsa a technical hub and create expert jobs.”

Uncle please tell us another story.

This old format doesn't work since time immemorial tongue

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Politics › Re: Wike Gives Out His Designers Suit & Hat At An Event (Video, Photos) by Urheadmaster(m): 2:03am On Dec 02, 2022*

Other G5 governors will start pulling their customized ashebi for the lucky person just to downgrade Atikulooter tongue

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Romance › Re: Please Is Sëx On A First Date A Sin? Was I Too Fast? by Urheadmaster(m): 11:02pm On Dec 01, 2022

Politics › Re: Selling Ice Cream Is Better Than Selling White Substance. Datti Ahmed To Tinubu by Urheadmaster(m): 10:43pm On Dec 01, 2022

Datti Ahmed the incoming vice President giving it Wotoporiously to urchins presidential candidate tongue

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Lawmakers Exchange Blows In Senegal’s Parliament by Urheadmaster(m): 10:03pm On Dec 01, 2022*

Zonefree:
Foolish people!

While the Senegalese team are in Qatar making the country and Africa proud, the senseless lawmakers are there disgracing their country. Tueh! Bastards!

The law makers laterally don't care about Senegalese team.

After all is a different hustling.

They are fighting for their own stomach infrastructures tongue

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Crime › Re: Palm Wine Tapper Shot Dead By Hunter In Ondo by Urheadmaster(m): 7:24pm On Dec 01, 2022*

Zonefree:

It's only in Yorubaland human beings dey resemble antelope.

I believe you because one of them is known as BAT tongue

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Is own killer will be the labour party representative.

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Crime › Re: Palm Wine Tapper Shot Dead By Hunter In Ondo by Urheadmaster(m): 7:18pm On Dec 01, 2022*

African magic is real

Many hunters have entered police net for killing animal that later turned to human being tongue

Crime › Re: Palm Wine Tapper Shot Dead By Hunter In Ondo by Urheadmaster(m): 7:17pm On Dec 01, 2022*

Sunday Olubusade, the 56-year-old hunter would've been a good sniper shooter had it been he joined the Nigeria police force tongue

Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe And 11 Others Expelled By Ogun Chapter Of Labour Party by Urheadmaster(m): 7:03pm On Dec 01, 2022

Unconfirmed fake news

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Sports › Re: World's Sexiest Female Footballers In 2022 (Photos) by Urheadmaster(m): 7:00pm On Dec 01, 2022*

olasaad:
Wow they are really beautiful but why is our own footballers always look ugly and always dress rough.

Because most of them are lesbians

They appear in a man's figure tongue

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Politics › Re: "The Only Thing That Isn't Fake About Tinubu..." (Pic) by Urheadmaster(m): 6:42pm On Dec 01, 2022

successmatters:
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I have been laughing since morning when a guy stopped me at the market and told me that he is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE.

I asked him Google Play store how? He said his WhatsApp stopped working and his neighbour told him to go to Google Play store to get a new one.

Anyway as a good Samaritan I told him that Google Play store is no longer in Lagos but they have relocated to Ibadan.

I then put him in a bus going to Ibadan.
He was wearing a vote Tinubu/Shetima 2023 T-Shirt. ��.

Hope I've not done bad?

Politics › Re: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu’s Verbal Miscues by Urheadmaster(m): 6:40pm On Dec 01, 2022

Kyase:
Its a sign

Sign of end time that needs to be avoided tongue

Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Meets E-Money, Yul Edochie, Odumeje, Sings Nigerian Old Anthem by Urheadmaster(m): 6:28pm On Dec 01, 2022

doggedfighter:
Seyi earnestly contesting for presidency.

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He hasn't contested for Lagos state Governorship.

Or has he contested before and lost like his papa is about to lose in the next presidential elections tongue

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Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Meets E-Money, Yul Edochie, Odumeje, Sings Nigerian Old Anthem by Urheadmaster(m): 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2022*

Seyi Tulunbu is arguably the most unprofessional money spender tongue

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Politics › Re: APC Holds Solidarity Rally In Bama LGA, Borno State (Pictures) by Urheadmaster(m): 6:09pm On Dec 01, 2022

ohiku4every1:
It's Borno not Bornu

Olodo Lapata

Borno man.

Carry on tongue

Politics › Re: Reactions As Foreigner In Qatar Mocks Tinubu’s Gaffe At Recent Rally by Urheadmaster(m): 5:53pm On Dec 01, 2022

Normally tinubu suppose dey play for parlour with him grandkids” tongue

Politics › Re: "High Prices Is Here, Is Gone" — Tinubu Drops Second Gaffe In Bayelsa by Urheadmaster(m): 5:44pm On Dec 01, 2022

BAT and is urchins are senseless bunch of clowns tongue

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Is An Embodiment Of Fraud And Corruption by Urheadmaster(m): 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2022*

Are there any member of urchins in this forum

They've all ran away the same way Tulunbu ran away from the social media tongue

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Politics › Re: Tinubu And Corruption Are Inseparable - American Health Counselor, Dr Guterman by Urheadmaster(m): 5:11pm On Dec 01, 2022

kahlide:
Does he live in Nigeria ?

Doesn't matter.

Tulunbu is corrupt and is the ugliest and dirtiest presidential candidate worldwide tongue

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Events › Re: A Nairalander Pre Wedding Pics by Urheadmaster(m): 5:09pm On Dec 01, 2022

Be obedient couple for the rest of your lives cool

Politics › Re: “Let Us Retiae-Recreate Techno-Lolical-Up”—Tinubu Drops Another Gaffe In Bayelsa by Urheadmaster(m): 5:01pm On Dec 01, 2022

madridguy:
Jagaban giving us back to back. God bless Nigeria incoming president, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Back to back and is album never enter Alaba Market.

Truly all Tulunbu supporters are senseless tongue

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