₦airaland Forum

mikhe2:
Why does he look dirty?

AnanseK:
But his manhood lives na.

Plus FFK manhood = 2 manhood

fratermathy:
I was on my own "jejely" trying to buy kebab, popularly known as "suya" in Nigeria, and thinking of how best to spice my dinner, when one young man just breezed in from nowhere and with a peculiar accent, uttered "Why does you let my heart broke like this" . I turned to the person that shot me at the back with missiles of words and found him well dressed and obviously talking to his girlfriend or "toastee". He also stopped by for kebab.

I thought I had heard it all but he shot another missile by saying "Sweet-sweet, talked to me naa. What has I done wrong?"

I couldn't get angry, neither could I laugh. In fact, I reflected deeply on the situation and tried to absolve him from blame. I placed the blame on his teachers (assuming he is educated), as well as the bad educational standards in Nigeria.

Later on, I started thinking and came to the realisation that almost all Nigerian men, whether educated or not, woo girls in "Queens English". It is rare to see a Nigerian man woo a lady in Pidgin or in any of the local languages. This is true, at least, in my experience and based on what I have observed so far. Although I must acknowledge that there are a few exceptions. So my question then is this: what is actually wrong in wooing a lady in the language you are most comfortable with, especially those who speak English only as a second language?

I couldn't come up with a clear answer because even in cities, towns and villages where everyone speaks the same language, you observe this trend as well. So there is no justification on the grounds of communication. What then could be the reason behind this recourse to English when wooing ladies? Is it just a standard? If it is, who started it? Why do those who are not competent in the English language try to force themselves to speak it when wooing ladies? Even ladies that are not competent in English force themselves to speak it, just to appear modern and acceptable. What happened to our native Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Urhobo/Isoko, Pidgin, Efik, etc, when communicating with those of the opposite gender that we develop romantic proclivities for?

I need some responses to further enlighten me on this issue. Let us all discuss.

Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44, Dominique, Oam4j, Obinoscopy, Efewestern, Sanchez01, Ishilove, Fynestboi, Bigfrancis21, Afam4eva, HopeatHand, Refiner, LadyF, Evestar200, Smellinganus, et al: what are your thoughts?

davodyguy:
You have zero knowledge of accounting.
There's what's called accruals.

Such incomes are not generated in a single lump sum, but overtime, then aggregated at the end of a fiscal/financial year

Caricature:
Honestly, I will never be a baby mama. Its either the whole package or nothing at all.

Nne5:
Can you imagine

Anyday any man hits me,he'd be dead.

HungerBAD:
Nothing special here.

He lost and he conceded. What exactly is heroic about that?it is like saying you slept with a Scarlett lady unprotected,and then got infected with Stds,and then you start praising yourself that you went to the hospital to treat yourself.

There is nothing worth praising here. It is just the right thing to do.

It is just that those seeing Jonathan's concession as something big,are those born in the Choco-Milo generation and not aware of how democratic Institutions or societies work.

Never shall we ever allow a thief,married to a female thief,that will bring in their thieving kinsmen and militants,and surrounded by thousands of thieves at once (PDP) near Aso Rock again.

Never again.

Afriifa:
I don't think we disrespect our Kings like that in the Niger Delta. Even if we don't prostrate like our Yoruba Friends

drshrewd:
Am really sure you are not from Rivers and you no nothing about rivers to engage me in meaningful and logical argument about Rivers. Wike remain the worst governor Rivers have ever had.

Which federal government scholarship scheme are you talking about? PTDF?

Gkemz:
Publicity stunt as if they don't have a paid professional cook whose duty is to buy foodstuff at the market and prepare dishes.

MadCow1:
Amaechi sold majority of Rivers State Shares in the Turbines not the Turbines themselves.

Also, if you are asking what Projects did Amaechi complete in Rivers State then you are not qualified to be having this conversation cos not even Wike himself will dare accuse Amaechi of that.

folakemigeh:
oh my God!!!

I cant imagine the type of diseases this girl must have passed to several men and women also.

I can not even imagine the type of demon that will be living in such girl



folake if I hear say....


In all my entire life, i am so sure i have slept with not more than 40 Men

drshrewd:
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wike stop advertising projects that are not yours we that are on ground in Rivers state will not fail to expose you. these are previous administration projects