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Romance › Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by usamali(m): 7:30am On Apr 01, 2017

She look straight into my dark eyes and said; u are so sweet and handsome can't live without you". guess she is still living 1yr after breakup.

Romance › Re: After Dating For 7 Years, Couple Ties Each Other To Seal Their Love In Pre.. by usamali(m): 10:50pm On Mar 31, 2017

DaisyII:
I am not understanding.7Yrs of marriage or dating? I'm slow tonight.

both i guess..

Jokes Etc › Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by usamali(m): 10:47pm On Mar 31, 2017

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

2996437010 fcmb ..L.P.STEPHENSON is the name ooh

Politics › Re: Man Compares Suspension Of Saraki Dad In 80s By Senate & Ali Ndume's Suspension by usamali(m): 12:30pm On Mar 31, 2017

They had time to summon Babachir over contract allegations
They had time to summon Hammed Ali over import duty that majorly affects them
They had time to send Ali back over unconditional wearing of uniform
They even had extra time to give him to appear in uniform
They had plenty of time to run integrity test on Magu
They had enough time to reject him
They had a enough time to instruct Hammed Ali to release 30 containers of rice imported thru the back door that was tagged yeast to deceive customs & pay 5% VAT instead of 50% import duty due on rice.
There was time to forge import duty certificate to waive the duty on a N300million bulletproof car
They have time to summon vice Chancellor, ABU over the certificate of one of their very own rather than simply ask Dino to show them his original certificate
BUT........ behold Nigerians, they do not have time to debate & pass the 2017 budget that has spent 4months with them already.
They do not have time to debate that which affects the entire Nigeria
You know why? Because the 2017 budget has no room for padding this time.
IT IS SENATE against THE MASSES

Politics › Re: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by usamali(m): 5:58pm On Mar 29, 2017

janefarms2015:
Who is ordinary office clerk? Do you know the position he occupies? Do you know this erudite professor's records and antecedents? No lawyer or any honest Nigerian who is matured enough in age and intellect will not respect this man's view on issues of national development

is the man above the institution ?

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Family › Re: Pregnant Lady Strips To Pant & Bra To Show Her Pregnancy Journey by usamali(m): 10:49am On Mar 29, 2017

praizblog:
See This Adorable Photo Of A Lady's Pregnancy
Journey.

Journey of motherhood.

Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/03/see-this-adorable-photo-of-ladys.html?m=0

journey of fuckerhood.. a repulsive sight

Family › Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by usamali(m): 11:42pm On Mar 28, 2017

MIB1:
Long before we met .. About 6 yrs ago

Maybe pained is not.the right word

I'm just scared of the spiritual aspect like curses or something besides I know I will never have any good relationship with that cousin of hers

....Bleep each other all night wokeup and build an empire ...my canded opinion

Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Couple Who Dated For 11 Years by usamali(m): 9:44am On Mar 22, 2017

food and sex

wedding of food,sex and longevity.

Romance › Re: This Lady Says She's A 'semi Virgin' & Wants To Know If She Should Give Her Man by usamali(m): 9:32pm On Mar 20, 2017

IamLucy:
If sex is all he's after don't make the mistake of losing it to him

not even an inche ?

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Celebrities › Re: "He Has The Best Lips Ever", Omotola Gushes About Her Husband by usamali(m): 11:24am On Mar 20, 2017

gushes

after the gushing comes another nollywood diva who will want to have a taste.
omotola i advice u enjoy wot u have quietly .

Politics › Re: Saraki And Dino Melaye Visit Ibrahim Babangida In Minna,Pose With Him(pic) by usamali(m): 10:30am On Mar 20, 2017

the way saraki dey cari baby dino arund every where he goes this days.am not understanding ooh

Romance › Re: Man's Girlfriend Is Cheating On Him With His Dry Cleaner by usamali(m): 5:06pm On Mar 19, 2017

50k per mnth plus miscellaneous. whose son is that?

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Return Has Stabilised Polity – Orji Kalu by usamali(m): 1:29pm On Mar 13, 2017

bedspread:
NO WONDER U LEFT ABIA STATE THE WAY U LEFT IT

he will be going to prison soon,buhari's return can't save u.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG May Replace Unverified NPOWER Beneficiaries Says Presidency by usamali(m): 8:24am On Mar 13, 2017

inconclusive govt.....u can't fix power,job,roads,education system and even corruption now u intend to increase youth restiveness...in the voice of oliver queens!!! APC you have failed the people.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG May Replace Unverified NPOWER Beneficiaries Says Presidency by usamali(m): 8:23am On Mar 13, 2017

inconclusive govt.....u can't fix power,job,roads,education system and even corruption now u intend to increase youth restiveness...in the voice of oliver queens!!! APC have failed the people. undecided

inconclusive govt.....u can't fix power,job,roads,education system and even corruption now u intend to increase youth restiveness...in the voice of oliver queens!!! APC have failed the people.

Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Celebrates International Women Day In Sexy Lingerie by usamali(m): 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2017

the woman want attention but with wrong navigation....

Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Husband To Death Over ‘baba Ijebu’ Lottery (photo) by usamali(m): 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2017

carmag:
Government should clamp down on this MMM wahala..enough of all this nonsense

see Ur head na MMM mata dey floor.

if you want to beat me come to my house and beat me
.

Celebrities › Re: Bovi Reacts To Kemen Disqualification: Beautiful Women Are Downfall Of Great Men by usamali(m): 1:54pm On Mar 06, 2017

Let him dat be without sin first cast a stone....
Have u been an active viewer of BBNaija or BBAfrica huh

?
This is my intake about this show
Bbnaija has always been known to be a sex inclined program, we all know this. Big brother be giving housemates who are not dating assignment to kiss each other and yet the are talking about sexual harassment.
My people the truth is, the organisers of the game saw the massive increase in the vote for Kemen and knew that if the allow him stay in the house he will eventually win. Reasons, he was hardly nominated for eviction and if eventually he was then his people will not let him go. They voting result you saw is fake, the only use those figures to pyschological play with our minds to feel like Kemen would have still left. This is just a game where the winner is already known, hence Ekemini would have spoilt their internal plan. Kemen has decoded their plan twice and was just too smart for them.
The game of bigbrother has a template which is majorly about sex and sexual activities.
2 weeks into the game nothing sexual happened and they felt the would lose viewers and then they introduced sexual activities in the house just to boost viewers.

Politics › Re: Mark Okoye Welcomes Child With His Wife (Photos) by usamali(m): 10:06am On Mar 06, 2017

Kondomatic:
Congrats man.

May the god Nollywood marriage never set eyes on your marriage certificate.

e saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.amen ooooooooooooh

Celebrities › Re: Bovi Reacts To Kemen Disqualification: Beautiful Women Are Downfall Of Great Men by usamali(m): 10:03am On Mar 06, 2017

midehi2:
not all beautiful women, he who is not man enough falls into this category

sure..? hear the lies of Helen of Troy . The lie of Helen of Troy is that beauty is purely physical and that it matters more than character, more than honor, more than intelligence.

Celebrities › Re: Bovi Reacts To Kemen Disqualification: Beautiful Women Are Downfall Of Great Men by usamali(m): 10:00am On Mar 06, 2017

for kemen to molests TBOO 'he was buying what he detest with what he hold most dear...The agony of falling man.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by usamali(m): 9:41am On Mar 06, 2017

[color=#770077][/color]please am A NEW VIRGIN,NEW COMER too.someone should welcome me to the family . .oh I forgot my name prince

Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Complains About Poor Service At The Nigerian Embassy UK (Video) by usamali(m): 5:42pm On Mar 04, 2017

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

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Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari Speaks With Alpha Conde, Chairman Of African Union by usamali(m): 5:40pm On Mar 04, 2017

Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari Vs E. A Adeboye: A Nigerian Compares Their Age by usamali(m): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2017

BigBelleControl:
Buhari is presiding over about 180 million people, Adeboye shepherds about 5 million people.

please redo ur enumeration and get back to me

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Osinbajo, Lai Mohammed, Amaechi & El-Rufai At Kaduna Airport by usamali(m): 3:46pm On Mar 03, 2017

eh be like say the recession worst for Kaduna.c the way the small girl wit flower face be...
person wey won see presido,sorry acting .

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Vs Fashola In 2014 And I'm 2017 (Photos) by usamali(m): 3:42pm On Mar 03, 2017

ok I don hear

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Celebrities › Re: P'square Rock Matching Outfits With Their Kids In Cute New Photo by usamali(m): 3:38pm On Mar 03, 2017

and them what huh

Politics › Re: Buhari Has Stayed In London Longer Than Expected - APC by usamali(m): 3:36pm On Mar 03, 2017

I heard Mr buhari is Long dead and
buried pls don't quote me ooooooooooooooh

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Politics › Re: Fayose Rocks Customized 'Oshoko' Shirt As He Meets Ekiti Chairmen & Councillors by usamali(m): 4:27pm On Feb 22, 2017

zoba88:
Ekiti state governor Fayose few days ago held a meeting with Ekiti state Chairmen and Councillors at the government house arcade.

Check out what is written on his shirt.This man no go kill me.This man na swag governor!

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/fayose-rocks-shirt-as-he-meets-ekiti.html

leav the man alone,go uk go look 4 sai baba report him health issue we go listen,,
next

Celebrities › Re: Gifty Said She Is Not Married While On Beat FM by usamali(m): 4:21pm On Feb 22, 2017

why are we still on this page plz, , , ,lala pls next page.T&B page 4

Business › Re: Unbelievable!!! Naira Falls To N485/$1, N600/£1 by usamali(m): 5:53pm On Dec 06, 2016

Fear dey catch mi APC which way.

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