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EducationRe: How The Phrase ‘my Dear’ Can Put You In Trouble by Uwatt: 11:40pm On Jun 09, 2019
VillagePipu:
Poverty stricken neighbours in a poor neighbourhood.

Make money and nonsense would stop. You would tell your neighbour's wife 'how are you my dear' in the presence of her husband and he would be the one to answer "We are fine sir".

Money stops nonsense.
sense weee not kill u
heheheheheehehekikikikikikikikikikiikki
CrimeRe: US Customs Seizes $15,860 Undeclared Cash From Nigerian Couple by Uwatt: 8:39pm On Jun 05, 2019
AllenSpencer:
I die dere.
Make dem give me back my money and deport me.
we dieeee deeeea

CelebritiesRe: Chioma: Did I Tell You That I’m Pregnant? – Chioma Slams Troll by Uwatt: 10:20pm On Jun 04, 2019
myners007:
There are 6 types of men in Nigeria

1. Calabar men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .

2. Igala men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.

3. Ibibio Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their mother most.

4. Igbo Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.

5.Yoruba Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially ibadan Men)
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And the best one. --

6. Hausa Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.

Nobody should argue with me because I am not feeling fine oo ��
iffa nod u ehnnnnnnn

CelebritiesRe: Chioma: Did I Tell You That I’m Pregnant? – Chioma Slams Troll by Uwatt: 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2019
StarUp:
The fact that Davido has dated her for two years without putting a ring on it means she will still be "babymamad"
we go die for here with this your grammer

CelebritiesRe: Kupe Boys Rock Matching Outfits, Share Adorable Photo by Uwatt: 9:38pm On Jun 04, 2019
decatalyst:
You wash every part of you very well, polish your self, including your pocket, spoken English and change your circle of friends.

But please note, they do not have a known source of income oo, make hunger no come finish you grin
sense wee not finish u deea

CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale And Stonebwoy Reconcile, Address Journalists (Photos, Videos) by Uwatt: 9:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
Hotzone:
Gnanian acting like ancient ibibio
iffa nod u ehn

RomanceRe: Man Who Makes A Fortune Selling Crayfish In Abuja Recently Got Married(Photos) by Uwatt: 8:05pm On Jun 04, 2019
R2bees:
Congrats bro... hope you did Crayfish give away that very day
iffayea

RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend With An Iphone XS Max And Airpods by Uwatt: 7:36pm On Jun 04, 2019
Phenomenal16:
...yes Sir..... I will ...I want him to love me with his whole heart

SportsRe: Jovic Completes €70m Real Madrid Move On Six-year Contract by Uwatt: 2:52pm On Jun 04, 2019
Great talent tho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool : All You Need To Know About Champions League Final by Uwatt: 11:55pm On Jun 01, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
All you need to know :
Liverpool will win. Klopp will get his Champions League Gold medal.
Liverpool 2 v Tottenham 0
TheFacelessMan calls it! cool
accolade bro prediction on point
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Uwatt: 10:05pm On Jun 01, 2019
Champions sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Uwatt: 7:57pm On Jun 01, 2019
YNWA
AutosRe: This 1.8 Billion Naira Luxury Yacht Is Fully Powered By Solar Energy by Uwatt: 7:00am On May 16, 2019
jendhorlee:
"Just in case you’re wondering what will happen when there is not enough sunlight for a whole day. Well, the boat is designed with a backup generator that can power the yacht all by itself and also recharge the batteries"




if the petrol to power the generator finish nko. huh
chisos javu

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome: 'Money Doesn't Give Joy' - (video) by Uwatt: 9:50pm On May 15, 2019
valentineuwakwe:
i hear you..first give it to me and see if i will not find joy in leaving this country....

RomanceRe: Women Describe What They Do Immediately After Sex And It Will Surprise You by Uwatt: 9:47am On May 15, 2019
Destinychigozie:
After sex i first check my inside body with oyokometre to know if some viral deases have been deposited after then if any is detected i we grabed the girl and start shouting rape rape .

CelebritiesRe: Dj Xclusive And Zlatan Ibile Hang Out After Release - Picture by Uwatt: 8:59am On May 15, 2019
DeBlastboyMc:
@zlatan welcome back home√√√
@Dj Exclusive God bless you that √√√

plz anticipate my new music; title "TWO TWO" drop soon!! @praiz d #I_D_A_RECORDS

CelebritiesRe: Do you know The First Person To Register In The Nigerian Army - Pic by Uwatt: 3:03pm On May 10, 2019
Akwa ibomite
SportsRe: Nigeria Defeats Burkina Faso 5-1 In The WAFU Women's Cup. by Uwatt: 2:35pm On May 10, 2019
Yeeeeeeh
SportsRe: Checkout Football Players And Their Lovely Kids [photos] by Uwatt: 4:39pm On May 09, 2019
Gbyte02:
How come Suarez pikin wan resemble Iniesta
jeyrius is shariot

CelebritiesRe: Popular Nollywood Actress Threatens To Kill Self (see Why) by Uwatt: 8:14pm On May 08, 2019
DeLinguaMan:
Nollywood actress, Uche Okoye has threatened to take her own life after she was continuously been snubbed on social media by Nigerian singer, Wizkid.

Okoye who took to her Instagram page to express her love for the music star, accused Wizkid of taking her love for granted.

She, however, gave him one week ultimatum to follow her back on social media and recognise her love or be ready to receive the news of her death.

In the video which was sighted by Igbere TV, the actress warned Wizkid to stop playing with her heart.

“Am back again, am back again. It’s me and Wizkid today, you can’t be messing with my heart and expect me to lay back. I have had it up to here. Today I have come for you and I to settle it.

“Wizkid! You can’t be messing with my heart like that na, check it. Is it proper?, is it right? No!. I have being a fan since way back. I like this dude. I have being tagging this dude. he won’t say he does not know me.

Source: http://igberetvnews.com/636308/just-in-popular-nollywood-actress-threatens-to-kill-self-see-why/

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J
popular ke

CelebritiesRe: Popular Nollywood Actress Threatens To Kill Self (see Why) by Uwatt: 8:13pm On May 08, 2019
lalasticlala:
Igbere TV and your outrageous headlines. Do you know the meaning of 'popular' at all?

Can you mention the films this attention seeking lady has acted? She tagged herself a 'Nollywood actress' on Instagram and you are now referring to her as popular actress.

LOL

Christianity EtcRe: Countries Ranked According To Prayer, Daddy Freeze Reacts by Uwatt: 8:04pm On May 08, 2019
Alamu1111:
Mcheew
afo ye picture ami sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Uwatt: 10:41pm On May 07, 2019
Buharifanatic:
enough this isn't the most viewed thread ever


Stop hyping urself


Na why people hate looserpool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Uwatt: 10:36pm On May 07, 2019
Buharifanatic:
If Barca score

The way I will scream

Aliens will hear I swear
Stupid looserpool

FamilyRe: Is She A Prostitute Or A Caring Mom? by Uwatt: 10:31pm On May 07, 2019
Onyekachi419:
There is nothing to discuss Liverpool is the bomb

CelebritiesRe: Rema Is Better Than Wizkid – Nigerians Make Comparison On Twitter by Uwatt: 10:25pm On May 07, 2019
muhammed50:
Liverpool is better than both of them!

CelebritiesRe: Rema Is Better Than Wizkid – Nigerians Make Comparison On Twitter by Uwatt: 10:20pm On May 07, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
grin grin grin ALL I CAN SAY NOW IS:
YNWA! YNWA forever man

YNWA!


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CelebritiesRe: Rema Is Better Than Wizkid – Nigerians Make Comparison On Twitter by Uwatt: 10:17pm On May 07, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Loserpools finally proved themselves worthy




I'm impressed

SportsRe: Shane Long Scores Fastest Ever Goal In Premier League History (Photos) by Uwatt: 11:22pm On Apr 23, 2019
Kudos braf
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy: Why I Am Yet To Marry by Uwatt: 4:00pm On Apr 08, 2019
Ok oooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by Uwatt: 4:09pm On Apr 06, 2019
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
SportsRe: Mohamed Salah Becomes Fastest Liverpool Player To Reach 50 Premier League Goals by Uwatt: 3:40pm On Apr 06, 2019
Mo salah the great

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