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onegig: i laugh at this. . Its a matter of time. You will get to know. Good lucklool..y laff?? any hidden truth i nid to knw abt?? cus @least deirs no turning bck nw... xo i beta get to knw nw..n probably prepare well...or wat do u tink? |
[quote author=L Blessing]I don't really know about CIS. My Faculty and class area is a bit far from there, but don't worry, I'll go drag Mystolad here. That's his Faculty, he should know better.[/quote aiite..no probs.... wats ur department tho? |
L Blessing: Law students! Dayuuuuuuuuuum, they're proud. I don't blame them though. how abt students in CIS... most especially.. department of computer?? can you jst gv a brief descriptn abt d students in d department....n moreover wat can you say abt d teaching staffs...do dey lecture well?? |
OmoUSH: [b] whatever,what I'm definite about is that the list cannot be released and no one on this thread will be offered admission. So if you have been offered,please let the house know . Kabisa!ofcus its nt possible for our names nt to be deir....bt d tin is dat we r still in d DARK(xori to use d word tho)...if evry1 is sayin d list is out including sum websites..den we shud knw dat sumtin we dnt knw abt is apining..."atleast deir always a molecule of truth in any rumor"....we jst ve to pray dat,wateva tin dat dey r doin to make d list to be delayed on d portal(either gud or bad),dat our names shud be deir @d end ijn.... |
Gbogbolet: you too go and check yesterday comments on my post. Naa you will see why i need to call some pple foolsWEAK pple REVENGE,STRONG pple FORGIVE,INTELLIGENT pple simply INGORE....leave everyone to his/her believe.. *shikena* |
Gbogbolet: guy abeg leave those fools, have told them since yesterday, they are jst barking at me. Let them sit down for nairaland and let the world they by pass them, although it as not being pasted for site bt those who will get admission will get, am an indegene of ilorin i know what we are capable of.. Some pple are in different states now, they dnt know what is happening here, instead of dem to listen, they are barking nio... They only believe in website work... Sorry to say, you will grow old here if you don't wake up... Fools! .you dnt nid to call anyone FOOL bro.....you only passed an information..n pple didnt believe you...xo y call dem fools ?...moreover you shud knw dat "seeing is believing"......I jst wonda y d list wudnt be on d website,while its already pasted in d skul.....as if dey expect us to start travelling down to d skul b4 we can knw our ground(if admitted or nt)....dis skul is wack!!!!.. #MANIPULATION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER#.... |
am xo tired of all dis suspense.....dis pple shud jst release dis list...delay is a sign of manipulation.... #beginning to regret y i chose d skul sef#.....xo annoying and frustrating.... |
is d list rilli out ?..cus its on myschool.com dat its out |
Fiilosofer: Someone should wake me up when they release the list... |
its saying d same tin hia..."not yet been recommended for admission".....God help us ooo |
erimakosamuel: i have faith it will be today ooooooo...........but if not,Glory Be to Godi do pray it kums out 2day 2 |
Lord seyad: Same thing over there...lmao....bt 2day neva end nah.....and you guys have already started insulting him...lool |
Ellaberry5050: actuallly am goin 4 LINGUISTICS....nd u?"LINGUISTICS"....nt a bad course tho..@least you wud learn hw to *SPEAK IN TONGUES*.lolz...bt,am actually going for computer science tho..... . . . . . xo which of d chatting apps..2go,skype or watsapp ..let mi add you up....hope you dnt mind?? |
Ellaberry5050: sha i wunt sae am fully a student yet.....cos i went thru remedial dis year so am also waitin 4 either remz list or jambites list.....so by faith i knw sae am already a unilorite......amen ooo...n to us all on dis thread....xo wat coure are you goin for? |
Herbarium: Frustration. . ..you are nt d only one ooo..we jst ve to kip calm n be positive |
Ellaberry5050: I cant help buh lafff damn.....dis place is more interestin dan lst yrs own...sha d fact dat d site is nt goin doesn't really mean anifin.....u knw it cld b ur ntwrk p...sha lets hop 4 d bestyeap..."hope for d best,n expect d worst"....gud mrning!!!....hope ur nite was splendid ...are you also an aspirant or already a student? |
dis one dat everyone is saying...."unilorin site is down".....its opening hia oo..and its still d same "check your post utme result"....ntin new yet |
walex2bad: I'm thinkinq of qettinq d form 2 oh... Since Unilorin[1st choice] nd Lautech dey do Me wayooh ooh... Planninq of choosinq Mech. Enqineerinq... Hope if I pass well, i wuld be offered admission?? Pls I nid sum1 2 quarantee me b4 qoinq 4 the reqistration 2day.... Nd wot subjects wuld Enqineerinq student do durinq d screeninq exercise...d subjects you did during your jamb(maths,eng,phy n chem)...if you perform well,you probably gat a chance for admission |
Dr.'Hesjay:..... lolz....if you persuade her and make her see reasons,she mite probably allow you...... . . . am even tired of sittin @home...i dnt even knw y lasu didnt release admission list for 2nd choice candidates....and unilorin 2 are nt helpin matter @all wit d delay of deir list.. |
Dr.'Hesjay:lyk he said if u score d required mark you wud b picked.....last year's questn were 75 in number...dis year's 1st post utme were abt 50 questions...(consist subjects you did in your jamb)....eg..for medical student(bio,eng,chem,and phy)...while engineering students wud do maths instead of bio..wit d oda 3 together...(all making it 50 or 75 questions....its always simple tho)even if u didnt read...xo far u r a serious student while in sec skul...u wud blast d questns........moreover...arent you a student already u r on unilorin thread too nah... |
Dr.'Hesjay:..post utme admission or exam ? |
Dr.'Hesjay:medicine is probably nt part of it bcus its a *big course*(hot cake)in most universities...xo dey probably expect you to choose dem as 1st choice,if you rilli want to study d course,nt 2nd choice n d rest......moreover,lasu always write 2 post utme evry yr(to increase in~take of candidates for d year)....xo if you perform well(tho u didnt choose dem in ur jamb,bt wrote d second pume),dey wud PROBABLY admit you for sum oda courses...even for dentistry ....since its only dentistry n physiology dat is still available under college of medicine for admission..... |
Codedboy95: thanks pls how much is d fees 4 engineering. and how much be busary. make i know where i bin day goam also an aspirant(chose it as 2nd choice tho)....xo i dnt rilli knw d worth of d bursary.bt i TINK it shud b reasonable if u r an indigene tho......bt d fee as @last year was $283,750 for engineering courses,while dat of sciences was $258,750... |
Codedboy95: can some1 pls help me check the available courses for the second round post utme. . . engineering courses precisely. thanksmechanical engineering,electronics n computer,chemical n polymer engineering |
wen is 2nd choice adm list kuming out |
when wud d admission list for 2nd choice aspirants be released ![]() and moreover does lasu accept 2nd choice for computer science![]() (only 4 candidates ve bin admitted on merit for 1st choice tho for computer science)...dis 1 dat dey dnt accept for medicine n surg ... |
gud mrning y'all |
karferguso: Nyc info....buh isn't dis a lil stale?stale ![]() .....well i guess everybody has his/her own opinion.....am a candidate....and ve neva travelled deir...xo i dnt tink its actually stale to me.....moreover ve bin hearing n seeing "face tanke","fear of tanke"...which made mi curious(as to d meaning) n actually made mi google abt it...n decided to share wat i found hia....i actaully find it interesting tho |
Tanke as metaphor for transport snag in UNILORIN February 7, 2013 at 12:00 am Written by Peace Adeoye Tanke is one of the busiest areas in Ilorin, capital of Kwara State. Given its proximity to the permanent site of the University of Ilorin (UNILORIN), the area is mostly inhabited by students. In fact, it is safe to say that majority of UNILORIN students live in the city due to the inadequate hostel accommodation on the campus. Over the years, the name of the town has had its mention in the lexis structure of the university. Students attribute many things to Tanke, depending on the context it is being used. Face Tanke, for instance, is a parlance used to describe an expulsion from the university. It is a belief in UNILORIN that expulsion is a trajectory that thrusts an expelled student to the city before he or she gets home. But this is just an example of how the name of the town is used. However, with many students living in the town, transportation is a major problem to and from the campus. To mitigate the challenge, many of the students living in off-campus hostels resort to Tanke sir. The phrase is used to signal to owners of private vehicles leaving the campus to convey stranded students from school to Tanke free of charge. This has been in existence for a while, at least for about seven years after the management of the university moved all programmes, with the exception of medical courses, from the mini campus to the main campus. This practice has become part of the campus life in UNILORIN. Every day, after lecture hours, students gather at the roundabout opposite to the main auditorium, pleading to motorists with shout of Tanke sir. The reason why students resort to such act is because of the transportation challenge. In evenings, starting from 4pm till around 8pm, UNILORIN park is always congested because that is range of time when most students end lectures. The long queues and the chaotic situation at the park make students and staff to seek alternative at the school roundabout. Students, who follow the queue, always stay for long. Eventually, when they get home, they would have been exhausted and retire to bed without doing revision of what is taught in the class. They wake up the following, experience the same exercise the next day. As a result, the academic performance of students declines. Whereas, if, perhaps, the university has more hostels to accommodate majority of its students or provide more buses to mitigate the challenge of transportation, the long queues and the attendant stress would have reduced drastically. But for now, the two options do not exist. According to Wikipedia information about UNILORIN, which this writer accessed on December 6, 2012, the university currently has about 20,084 students and 3,040 staffs excluding the number of visitors and vendors. With such population, the university provided less than 10 Marco Polo buses to convey people out of the school. Per trip, the buses can only ferry 120 passengers even when they carry beyond their capacities. In its own way to find lasting solution to the problem, the Students’ Union Government (SUG) introduced mini buses, called korope on campus, which can only convey 10 passengers per a trip. This effort has made no difference. The commercial cab operators are not helping the matters. They are feasting on the situation by hiking the fare depending on bus stop. Students that are living in Challenge and Post Office area expend N1,000 on transportation per week. Let us imagine a student, who is given N5,000 per month by his parents. Of course, the money will cover transportation and food. But in a week, the student spends 20 per cent of the money on transport alone. He will eat, buy recharge card and other items he needs in his hostel. But in less than 30 days, the money finishes. How can such student not resort to Tanke sir? At least, he is assured that once he gets to Tanke, he only has to pay N50 or N60 to get to Challenge. For such student, this makes his campus life easier. This however, does not go to say that the efforts of the school authorities have gone unnoticed. On the issue of fare, the university reduced the price of the school buses, which makes students to pay N20 to Tanke area, N80 to Challenge-Post Office axis and N40 in korope to Tanke. Recently, another batch of mini buses was made available to students. These efforts are most appreciated. However, more work needs to be done, as sometimes, students get exploited by commercial cab operators. The management and the union should engage the commercial cab drivers to lower the fares to places like Challenge and Post Office. Lastly, let the management make more buses and mini buses available and increase the number of Marco Polo buses to transport more students. This will enormously alleviate the pains students go through every day at the school park and probably cure the Tanke sir syndrome, which many have said is incurable. |
Postgraduate Portal REGISTRATION PROCEDURE FOR FRESHERS STEP 1: BIODATA REGISTRATION 1. Once you have been cleared, visit the Unilorin Website (www.unilorin.edu.ng) and click on the quick links, then undergraduate portal or type portal.unilorin.edu.ng on the URL. 2. Click on the Cleared Freshers Link on the Portal and log-in using your JAMB Registration Number as User Name and Surname as your default password. 3. Fill the displayed Bio-data template carefully. You will be required to change your initial Password from your Surname to a new one which should be confidential to you alone. You are advised to choose a password that is difficult to others to guess but memorable to you. In case you forget your password, the password recovery is available online after payment of necessary charges. Please be mindful of the spellings and arrangements of your names, as this would be used throughout your stay in the University. NOTE: i) You are not allowed to change your name on the Portal as this must tally with that on your credentials. ii) Your passport picture which should be scanned should be on a red background which should show your face clearly (and must be exactly of width 400 pixels. iii) Your signature should also be scanned and it must be on a white background and legible (and must be exactly of width 400 pixels. Once candidates have been cleared, they are expected to visit their respective faculties with the following documents: NECO/WAEC results/certificate (or the equivalents), UTME results, evidence of Admission Clearance, State of Origin certificate, etc. STEP 2: COURSE REGISTRATION After the completion of the Steps above, click on Course Registration link to proceed with your course registration a. If your Admission Screening is successful, click on the Course Registration link and register for courses as appropriate. b. Print out your completed course registration form and forward to your Level Adviser, who should authenticate the courses you have selected before you go ahead and make payment. Once you register for wrong courses you will need to use the Add/Drop form to make amendment(s). NOTE: Thus any Student who fails to authenticate selected courses before payment does so at his/her own risk. c. After authentication, go back to the website and register as advised by your level adviser. d. Your customized charges and levies would be displayed and you would be requested to make online payment for your approved charges, using your ATM Verve or Master Card. NOTE: Students are expected to pay only N250.00 in addition to their charges and thus are to ensure that there is enough balance in their bank account. e. If payment is successful, you are to print the payment receipt and four copies of the final course form . f. Forward these copies to your Head of Department and Faculty Officer for appropriate signatures and collect your copy from the Faculty Office. Keep your copy safely as you would need it for your Examinations. PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR REGISTRATION IS NOT COMPLETE EVEN AFTER SUBMISSION ONLINE UNTIL YOUR FORMS ARE ENDORSED BY YOUR LEVEL ADVISER AND FACULTY OFFICER WITHIN THE REGISTRATION PERIOD. PAYMENT INFORMATION AND PROCEDURE All students are to note that all payments shall be online and shall be through the use of ATM cards on the University Portal. NB: ATM cards on the InterSwitch platform are supported, including all verve cards and master cards. STUDENTS ARE ADVISED IN THEIR OWN INTEREST TO BEWARE OF FRAUDSTERS IN THE HANDLING OF THEIR PAYMENT CARD DETAILS Why all this when the admission list is not even out yet |
simplifier: @sinmisolaoluwa, ur own af done o, u slap iyawo landlord! start begging o.lool....start begging ke?...abi start packing sef |
. They have rich and generous Alumni. Love their Faculty, their classes are conducive for learning and they indeed look very learned. On a lighter note, one of my lecturers once said that Law boys could get any girl since no one could know they were from poor homes with their one-white- shirt 
?...moreover you shud knw dat "seeing is believing"......