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EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 9:47pm On Sep 13, 2013
onegig: i laugh at this. . Its a matter of time. You will get to know. Good luck
lool..y laff?? any hidden truth i nid to knw abt?? cus @least deirs no turning bck nw... xo i beta get to knw nw..n probably prepare well...or wat do u tink?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 9:39pm On Sep 13, 2013
[quote author=L Blessing]I don't really know about CIS. My Faculty and class area is a bit far from there, but don't worry, I'll go drag Mystolad here. That's his Faculty, he should know better.[/quote

aiite..no probs.... wats ur department tho?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 9:07pm On Sep 13, 2013
L Blessing: Law students! Dayuuuuuuuuuum, they're proud. I don't blame them though smiley . They have rich and generous Alumni. Love their Faculty, their classes are conducive for learning and they indeed look very learned. On a lighter note, one of my lecturers once said that Law boys could get any girl since no one could know they were from poor homes with their one-white- shirt grin
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how abt students in CIS... most especially.. department of computer?? can you jst gv a brief descriptn abt d students in d department....n moreover wat can you say abt d teaching staffs...do dey lecture well??
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 10:37am On Sep 09, 2013
OmoUSH: [b] whatever,what I'm definite about is that the list cannot be released and no one on this thread will be offered admission. So if you have been offered,please let the house know . Kabisa!
You have just cursed everyone!
ofcus its nt possible for our names nt to be deir....bt d tin is dat we r still in d DARK(xori to use d word tho)...if evry1 is sayin d list is out including sum websites..den we shud knw dat sumtin we dnt knw abt is apining..."atleast deir always a molecule of truth in any rumor"....we jst ve to pray dat,wateva tin dat dey r doin to make d list to be delayed on d portal(either gud or bad),dat our names shud be deir @d end ijn....
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 10:20am On Sep 09, 2013
Gbogbolet: you too go and check yesterday comments on my post. Naa you will see why i need to call some pple fools
WEAK pple REVENGE,STRONG pple FORGIVE,INTELLIGENT pple simply INGORE....leave everyone to his/her believe.. *shikena*
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 10:09am On Sep 09, 2013
Gbogbolet: guy abeg leave those fools, have told them since yesterday, they are jst barking at me. Let them sit down for nairaland and let the world they by pass them, although it as not being pasted for site bt those who will get admission will get, am an indegene of ilorin i know what we are capable of.. Some pple are in different states now, they dnt know what is happening here, instead of dem to listen, they are barking nio... They only believe in website work... Sorry to say, you will grow old here if you don't wake up... Fools! .
you dnt nid to call anyone FOOL bro.....you only passed an information..n pple didnt believe you...xo y call dem foolshuh?...moreover you shud knw dat "seeing is believing"......
I jst wonda y d list wudnt be on d website,while its already pasted in d skul.....as if dey expect us to start travelling down to d skul b4 we can knw our ground(if admitted or nt)....dis skul is wack!!!!.. #MANIPULATION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER#....
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 6:39pm On Sep 08, 2013
am xo tired of all dis suspense.....dis pple shud jst release dis list...delay is a sign of manipulation.... #beginning to regret y i chose d skul sef#.....xo annoying and frustrating....
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 7:04pm On Sep 07, 2013
is d list rilli outhuh?..cus its on myschool.com dat its out
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 8:12pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fiilosofer: Someone should wake me up when they release the list...


May God help us
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 6:08pm On Sep 05, 2013
its saying d same tin hia..."not yet been recommended for admission".....God help us ooo
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 2:52pm On Sep 05, 2013
erimakosamuel: i have faith it will be today ooooooo...........but if not,Glory Be to God
i do pray it kums out 2day 2
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2013
Lord seyad: Same thing over there...
lmao....bt 2day neva end nah.....and you guys have already started insulting him...lool
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 6:13pm On Sep 04, 2013
Ellaberry5050: actuallly am goin 4 LINGUISTICS....nd u?
"LINGUISTICS"....nt a bad course tho..@least you wud learn hw to *SPEAK IN TONGUES*.lolz...bt,am actually going for computer science tho.....
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xo which of d chatting apps..2go,skype or watsapphuh..let mi add you up....hope you dnt mind??
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 3:28pm On Sep 04, 2013
Ellaberry5050: sha i wunt sae am fully a student yet.....cos i went thru remedial dis year so am also waitin 4 either remz list or jambites list.....so by faith i knw sae am already a unilorite......
amen ooo...n to us all on dis thread....xo wat coure are you goin for?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 10:10am On Sep 04, 2013
Herbarium: Frustration. . .
.you are nt d only one ooo..we jst ve to kip calm n be positive
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 10:03am On Sep 04, 2013
Ellaberry5050: I cant help buh lafff damn.....dis place is more interestin dan lst yrs own...sha d fact dat d site is nt goin doesn't really mean anifin.....u knw it cld b ur ntwrk p...sha lets hop 4 d best
yeap..."hope for d best,n expect d worst"....gud mrning!!!....hope ur nite was splendidhuh...are you also an aspirant or already a student?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 9:43am On Sep 04, 2013
dis one dat everyone is saying...."unilorin site is down".....its opening hia oo..and its still d same "check your post utme result"....ntin new yet
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 9:39am On Sep 04, 2013
walex2bad: I'm thinkinq of qettinq d form 2 oh... Since Unilorin[1st choice] nd Lautech dey do Me wayooh ooh... Planninq of choosinq Mech. Enqineerinq... Hope if I pass well, i wuld be offered admission?? Pls I nid sum1 2 quarantee me b4 qoinq 4 the reqistration 2day.... Nd wot subjects wuld Enqineerinq student do durinq d screeninq exercise...
d subjects you did during your jamb(maths,eng,phy n chem)...if you perform well,you probably gat a chance for admission
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 9:22pm On Sep 02, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
Wow..u've rili helped
kinda....i'm a student(just like boluzie)....buh dentistry is my dream course so i took jamb again.....
And i'm nt a unilorin student oo
I chose it in u.i.....u.i has decided not to say anything abt d pume...we've registered since june,yet nfn to show...they hvnt shortlisted nt to talk of writing pume...
I chose ilorin as my 2nd choice,chose mbbs,buh i heard d skl is full of tricks ...esp for 2nd choice mbbs wu r nt from the north....
I'm just frustrated here...
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I am stl preparing for u.i postutme but its nt going well again,cos i'm just tired of reading when i dnt even knw when on earth wl dey call us(heard its cos of ASUU strike)..
So i'm thinking if i apply for LASU,maybe it wl bring back spirit of reading cos i'l b preparing for the exam on 22nd....altho m nt sure yet if they can pick me(d fact that i didnt choose dem stl counts)
wanna present the case to the parliamentary(my parents)...lol
if they accept,then maybe i'l register....
My mum hates lag life....dnt knw if she'l even allow me to take exam
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lolz....if you persuade her and make her see reasons,she mite probably allow you......
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am even tired of sittin @home...i dnt even knw y lasu didnt release admission list for 2nd choice candidates....and unilorin 2 are nt helpin matter @all wit d delay of deir list..
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 5:25pm On Sep 02, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
Thta was a mistake bro....i mean whats lasu post utme and admission like?...
what does the post utme look like?...Number of kwstns?...how d score is calculated?....and how the admission is processed...is it really merit_based
lyk he said if u score d required mark you wud b picked.....last year's questn were 75 in number...dis year's 1st post utme were abt 50 questions...(consist subjects you did in your jamb)....eg..for medical student(bio,eng,chem,and phy)...while engineering students wud do maths instead of bio..wit d oda 3 together...(all making it 50 or 75 questions....its always simple tho)even if u didnt read...xo far u r a serious student while in sec skul...u wud blast d questns........moreover...arent you a student alreadyhuhu r on unilorin thread too nah...
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 3:09pm On Sep 02, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
Thanks so much
i did little research and found out why they included denistry..i fink its because the course is nt filled up yet....
Only 6 pple chose it in jamb..(5first choice n 1second choice)....
And only 2 pple were admitted for merit list,which means only 2 out of the 5 passed postjamb or even jamb.....
The quota is 10...which means they need 8 or 7 more
8 if the peep wu chose them as 2nd choice didnt pass or 7 if he passed.......
So they put the advert to get the 7 spaces they need..i think..
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Whats lasu postutme admission lyk..
Would appreciate ur reply boss
..post utme admission or examhuh?
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 11:51am On Sep 02, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
Hello peepz.
I have some questions to ask about LASU 2nd round putme...
*Why is medicine not part of the accredited courses listed..
*i saw that people who didnt choose LASU can participate,hope it is not to take people's money?.
Can they admit sumone who didnt choose them for a course like dentistry?
medicine is probably nt part of it bcus its a *big course*(hot cake)in most universities...xo dey probably expect you to choose dem as 1st choice,if you rilli want to study d course,nt 2nd choice n d rest......moreover,lasu always write 2 post utme evry yr(to increase in~take of candidates for d year)....xo if you perform well(tho u didnt choose dem in ur jamb,bt wrote d second pume),dey wud PROBABLY admit you for sum oda courses...even for dentistry ....since its only dentistry n physiology dat is still available under college of medicine for admission.....
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 11:20am On Sep 02, 2013
Codedboy95: thanks pls how much is d fees 4 engineering. and how much be busary. make i know where i bin day go
am also an aspirant(chose it as 2nd choice tho)....xo i dnt rilli knw d worth of d bursary.bt i TINK it shud b reasonable if u r an indigene tho......bt d fee as @last year was $283,750 for engineering courses,while dat of sciences was $258,750...
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 2:04pm On Sep 01, 2013
Codedboy95: can some1 pls help me check the available courses for the second round post utme. . . engineering courses precisely. thanks
mechanical engineering,electronics n computer,chemical n polymer engineering
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 5:13pm On Aug 31, 2013
wen is 2nd choice adm list kuming out
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 2:55pm On Aug 31, 2013
when wud d admission list for 2nd choice aspirants be releasedhuhhuh and moreover does lasu accept 2nd choice for computer sciencehuhhuh(only 4 candidates ve bin admitted on merit for 1st choice tho for computer science)...dis 1 dat dey dnt accept for medicine n surghuh...
EducationRe: LASU 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 10:15am On Aug 28, 2013
gud mrning y'all
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 2:34pm On Aug 27, 2013
karferguso: Nyc info....buh isn't dis a lil stale?
stalehuhhuh.....well i guess everybody has his/her own opinion.....am a candidate....and ve neva travelled deir...xo i dnt tink its actually stale to me.....moreover ve bin hearing n seeing "face tanke","fear of tanke"...which made mi curious(as to d meaning) n actually made mi google abt it...n decided to share wat i found hia....i actaully find it interesting tho
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2013
Tanke as metaphor for transport snag in UNILORIN
 February 7, 2013 at 12:00 am
 Written by Peace Adeoye
Tanke is one of the busiest areas in Ilorin, capital of Kwara State.
Given its proximity to the permanent site of the University of
Ilorin (UNILORIN), the area is mostly inhabited by students. In
fact, it is safe to say that majority of UNILORIN students live in the
city due to the inadequate hostel accommodation on the campus.
Over the years, the name of the town has had its mention in the
lexis structure of the university. Students attribute many things to
Tanke, depending on the context it is being used.
Face Tanke, for instance, is a parlance used to describe an
expulsion from the university. It is a belief in UNILORIN that
expulsion is a trajectory that thrusts an expelled student to the
city before he or she gets home. But this is just an example of
how the name of the town is used.
However, with many students living in the town, transportation is
a major problem to and from the campus. To mitigate the
challenge, many of the students living in off-campus hostels
resort to Tanke sir. The phrase is used to signal to owners of
private vehicles leaving the campus to convey stranded students
from school to Tanke free of charge.
This has been in existence for a while, at least for about seven
years after the management of the university moved all
programmes, with the exception of medical courses, from the
mini campus to the main campus. This practice has become part
of the campus life in UNILORIN.
Every day, after lecture hours, students gather at the roundabout
opposite to the main auditorium, pleading to motorists with shout
of Tanke sir. The reason why students resort to such act is
because of the transportation challenge.
In evenings, starting from 4pm till around 8pm, UNILORIN park is
always congested because that is range of time when most
students end lectures. The long queues and the chaotic situation
at the park make students and staff to seek alternative at the
school roundabout.
Students, who follow the queue, always stay for long. Eventually,
when they get home, they would have been exhausted and retire to
bed without doing revision of what is taught in the class. They
wake up the following, experience the same exercise the next day.
As a result, the academic performance of students declines.
Whereas, if, perhaps, the university has more hostels to
accommodate majority of its students or provide more buses to
mitigate the challenge of transportation, the long queues and the
attendant stress would have reduced drastically. But for now, the
two options do not exist.
According to Wikipedia information about UNILORIN, which this
writer accessed on December 6, 2012, the university currently has
about 20,084 students and 3,040 staffs excluding the number of
visitors and vendors. With such population, the university
provided less than 10 Marco Polo buses to convey people out of
the school. Per trip, the buses can only ferry 120 passengers even
when they carry beyond their capacities.
In its own way to find lasting solution to the problem, the
Students’ Union Government (SUG) introduced mini buses, called
korope on campus, which can only convey 10 passengers per a
trip. This effort has made no difference.
The commercial cab operators are not helping the matters. They
are feasting on the situation by hiking the fare depending on bus
stop.
Students that are living in Challenge and Post Office area expend
N1,000 on transportation per week. Let us imagine a student, who
is given N5,000 per month by his parents. Of course, the money
will cover transportation and food. But in a week, the student
spends 20 per cent of the money on transport alone. He will eat,
buy recharge card and other items he needs in his hostel.
But in less than 30 days, the money finishes. How can such
student not resort to Tanke sir? At least, he is assured that once he
gets to Tanke, he only has to pay N50 or N60 to get to Challenge.
For such student, this makes his campus life easier.
This however, does not go to say that the efforts of the school
authorities have gone unnoticed. On the issue of fare, the
university reduced the price of the school buses, which makes
students to pay N20 to Tanke area, N80 to Challenge-Post Office
axis and N40 in korope to Tanke.
Recently, another batch of mini buses was made available to
students. These efforts are most appreciated. However, more work
needs to be done, as sometimes, students get exploited by
commercial cab operators. The management and the union
should engage the commercial cab drivers to lower the fares to
places like Challenge and Post Office.
Lastly, let the management make more buses and mini buses
available and increase the number of Marco Polo buses to
transport more students. This will enormously alleviate the pains
students go through every day at the school park and probably
cure the Tanke sir syndrome, which many have said is incurable.
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 11:01am On Aug 26, 2013
Postgraduate Portal
REGISTRATION PROCEDURE FOR FRESHERS
STEP 1: BIODATA REGISTRATION
1. Once you have been cleared, visit the Unilorin Website
(www.unilorin.edu.ng) and click on the quick links, then
undergraduate portal or type portal.unilorin.edu.ng on the URL.
2. Click on the Cleared Freshers Link on the Portal and log-in
using your JAMB Registration Number as User Name and Surname
as your default password.
3. Fill the displayed Bio-data template carefully. You will be
required to change your initial Password from your Surname to a
new one which should be confidential to you alone. You are
advised to choose a password that is difficult to others to guess
but memorable to you. In case you forget your password, the
password recovery is available online after payment of necessary
charges. Please be mindful of the spellings and arrangements of
your names, as this would be used throughout your stay in the
University.
NOTE:
i) You are not allowed to change your name on the Portal as this
must tally with that on your credentials.
ii) Your passport picture which should be scanned should be on a
red background which should show your face clearly (and must
be exactly of width 400 pixels.
iii) Your signature should also be scanned and it must be on a
white background and legible (and must be exactly of width 400
pixels.
Once candidates have been cleared, they are expected to visit their
respective faculties with the following documents: NECO/WAEC
results/certificate (or the equivalents), UTME results, evidence of
Admission Clearance, State of Origin certificate, etc.
STEP 2: COURSE REGISTRATION
After the completion of the Steps above, click on Course
Registration link to proceed with your course registration
a. If your Admission Screening is successful, click on the Course
Registration link and register for courses as appropriate.
b. Print out your completed course registration form and forward
to your Level Adviser, who should authenticate the courses you
have selected before you go ahead and make payment. Once you
register for wrong courses you will need to use the Add/Drop
form to make amendment(s).
NOTE: Thus any Student who fails to authenticate selected courses
before payment does so at his/her own risk.
c. After authentication, go back to the website and register as
advised by your level adviser.
d. Your customized charges and levies would be displayed and
you would be requested to make online payment for your
approved charges, using your ATM Verve or Master Card.
NOTE: Students are expected to pay only N250.00 in addition to
their charges and thus are to ensure that there is enough balance
in their bank account.
e. If payment is successful, you are to print the payment receipt
and four copies of the final course form .
f. Forward these copies to your Head of Department and Faculty
Officer for appropriate signatures and collect your copy from the
Faculty Office. Keep your copy safely as you would need it for
your Examinations.
PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR REGISTRATION IS NOT COMPLETE EVEN
AFTER SUBMISSION ONLINE UNTIL YOUR FORMS ARE ENDORSED BY
YOUR LEVEL ADVISER AND FACULTY OFFICER WITHIN THE
REGISTRATION PERIOD.
PAYMENT INFORMATION AND PROCEDURE
All students are to note that all payments shall be online and shall
be through the use of ATM cards on the University Portal.
NB: ATM cards on the InterSwitch platform are supported,
including all verve cards and master cards.
STUDENTS ARE ADVISED IN THEIR OWN INTEREST TO BEWARE OF
FRAUDSTERS IN THE HANDLING OF THEIR PAYMENT CARD DETAILS



Why all this when the admission list is not even out yet
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by uxomykaz: 12:30am On Aug 26, 2013
simplifier: @sinmisolaoluwa, ur own af done o, u slap iyawo landlord! start begging o.
@AIDE, countdown to page 100, what are u treating us to?
lool....start begging ke?...abi start packing sef

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