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Gabby. Pls i hope you dont mind me asking you this?
What is the best suprise gift i can give my gf on her birthday?

I mean every word.

Pat. We love to talk straight on this thread. Just ans the simple question, are you in love wit him or its is just brotherly love? There is nothing to hid
Or speak in parables about that.

Pat. More than a friend means a lover or a brother.
Which one?

Pat, you where saying something,so what else does shalomi means to you? We know what he means to Gabby, you said he means 'much more than that'. Pls ooo am curious.

@pat. Pat ooo. So shalomi is the lucky man,if he no come back to naija you go die.lucky you.

@Gabby,
My sister,thanks alot. Lots of chatching up for me in school i will manage. Hope you too will not die for this superman shalomi,that will for sure make me jealousy.

I thought you were praying for the ASUU strike to come up?

Pat,am better now. how are you? They said i need some rest, so they took all my nescafe and coffee drink alway,including my gadgets,they just gave me back my phone and laptop.lol,lol.
Dont mind them,they think they are the only friends i have,they neither know of Pat nor Gabby, my two wonderful pals.
Aren't i lucky?

Hi Gabby,hi Pat.
I have been ill,down wit malaria.am much better now, i
Miss you guys anyway.

NIIT and APtech are both giants in the industry am caught btw there certification programmes, so pls which is better in terms of training, global acceptance,which one is more expensive?
Pls contast both companies for me.

@Gabby,
Wats up?
lol, you got your hands filled up this time,lol. I hope Pat is a good diplomat to bail you out. lol.

Pat. How your side? Pls try bail Gabby for me oo. She is truly sorrrryyyyy, i can c it in her eyes,its the first time i c Gabby admitting to something.lol. You can ask her to write a 10 page apology letter to the guy in question, if you like,lol.
Anyway how your studies, i guess you really need that visa now or brace yourself for a long ASUU Strike.

Really?are you sure? In what areas? Pls ooo,i need some details, am trying to male some vital decisions.

Please i would like to which is better. more recognised. And more popular.

Gabby. I prefer to hear the good side ooo. If we focus on the bad side,then we wont be able to see the good. When we focus on the bad we tend to generalize our conclusion on it.There are some really ugly slums in N.Y city,that does not make NY a dirty city generally does it? So if i keep listening or focusing on those slums then am bound to miss out in all the beauty the city have to offer.

Pat.Ok, so that is it. Fine,go to Larry King show,go to Opra winfrey show,i hear she also loves to lash naija girls,i bet you,naija blood is still in ur vains,you cant deny that.

Hah! Pat!!! What do you think you are doing? Na wa oh, remember you are a nigeria girl oh. We are suppose to be rebranding Naija ooo.

@Abeke.
Am in a wrong thread. I dont allow a girl to choose me. If you choose me i will reject you(natural male instinct).
My friendly advice to you is,in real life NEVER CHOOSE A GUY! Allow a guy to choose you. A lady should never make the first move,you should only encourage d guy, if you are interested in him.
Its saves a lots of heart breaks.

Pat, She means,you can apply to the administrative unit of your sch for an official transcript so you can travel right away and start ur studies in the US.
Must i keep spelling it out in BLACK AND WHITE FOR YOU?

Whats the name of your school? In which state?

Hi Pat,we are discussing your welfare ,lol. We want the best for you. You have to be of good behaviour before we can approve of you,our teenage friend,lol. I forgot my teenage princess.lol

Gabby. Yes, i agree wit you, there can be some exemptions, not all teens can be influenced,i did not surrender to peer pressure either. You MOST also agree wit me that 95% of kids will be influenced, if they are given an too much space. Can you vouch for the girl next door,that she will not be negatively influenced, can you?

Gabby. When a university degree is awarded d student is found worthy in CHARACTER AND IN LEARNING.The US education is very good in learning but not in character.wat is education witout character?US schools ar filled wit all kinds of negative vices, absolute freedom results is poor morals.
Before sending ur kids 2d US to study they most have come of age morally,not just the presumed adult age of 18,but a morally sound mind.That probably explain why Pat's dad wants her to be more mature before moving her.

Yes there is no denying the fact that U.S. education is better,but only in facilities, Nigeria system is not the worst.our university graduates are all over europe and america,doing well.Professionals have emerged from our universities,they are at the top of there careers abroad.
Pat and Gabby. Is not where you are that matters,but what you are. i.e the materials you made of.
If you can honestly graduate wit a GPA of 2.2 in Nigeria,you can make a first class in Europe and USA.

Pat, dont worry one day you will go wit you dad to America. just concentrate on ur studies now.

Gabby,no prob. Just enjoy playing the instrument,the more your interest the quicker you catch up,and develop ur skills, I also love playing the piano and i think i did very well with it because of my interest in it.

Gabby, pls whats so special in bn an America citizen?becos u want 2learn how to play a musical instrument u wish for an America citizenship?Gabby,look inwards there ar losts of malaysia and china musical instruments u have nt learnt. lets learn2 promote our cultures.Moreover America is nt d best place u want 2raise a kid,there cultural &moral values ar very low,perhaps dt explains why pat's dad wants her 2b more mature before he can move her.If u so desire their citizenship try there lottery programme.

Pat ,i dont understand a word you just said. You broke up wit him?lol.

Pat, I can recal the last time you denied him ,he went wild.
He was asking if he cud call you on phone that night,meaning that he knew you well enough to have your number.The next day he was complaining that you did not pick his call,you latter told me you did not pick his call because you dont want him to disturb your sleep. He was so angry wit you that you had to apologize to him. So dont laugh,because you know him and dont underestimate my memory. Where is tommy? Pat! Where is my guy!!!

Pat, where is tommy2k2 ? I have not heard from him in a long time.

Gabby,talking about your bf,what took to malaysia?at what level did he start his studies there,high sch,college or university?or was he born there?
How long has he been there now?
Extend my greets to him ooo,tell him his home guy is wishing him well.

Gabby, Am from Edo state. They call it the heartbeat of naija. lol.

Pat, pls i hope you dont mind the questions,you are not trial,just that its getting interesting knowing you better. Your dad went back in 1996, 13yrs ago,i hope he still keeps in touch regularly? i hope the family bond is still strong,13yrs is such a long time.

So pat, is your dad here in nigeria wit you? Or you are yet to meet him for the first time? Give us the full gist na.

Gabby! I think am the one feeling intimidated in here. Pat is an america citizen,world power. You Gabby,china citizen, emerging world power,in economy and military. Also Malaysia citizen,wit d fastest growing economy,despite the global melt down. You have a strong personality, beautiful,and intelligent,with a charming aura.
I beg o! Am more intimidated. I am just an ordinary naija boy.