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CrimePolice Arrest Killers Of Major- General, Others In Imo State. by uzoka12(op): 8:24pm On May 16, 2024
The Imo State Police Command has apprehended a dangerous kidnap syndicate responsible for the abduction and subsequent murder of retired Major General Richard Duru.

Commissioner of Police Aboki Danjuma, addressing the press at the command’s headquarters in Owerri, revealed that the syndicate was dismantled through meticulous intelligence gathering and sustained efforts by the command’s anti-kidnapping unit.

“The suspects, identified as Chukwunonso Emmanuel, Okoroigwe Goodness, and Innocent Ogu, were apprehended in different locations across Imo and Anambra States,” Commissioner Aboki who was represented by police spokesman Henry Okoye, said.

“They have confessed to the heinous crime of kidnapping and murdering Major General Duru, as well as admitting their affiliation with the proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) /Eastern Security Network (ESN),” he added.

He further stated that the police operation resulted in the recovery of 48 firearms of various types, 552 assorted calibers of live ammunition, and several stolen vehicles.

The Commissioner of Police lauded the commendable efforts of the operatives involved in achieving this operational success, urging them to maintain their unwavering commitment to combating criminal activities in the state.

“These suspects will face the full wrath of the law as they are charged to court upon the completion of investigations,” Commissioner Aboki affirmed.

PetsRe: Nigerian Family Excited After Puppy They Ordered Arrives From Russia (pics/vid) by uzoka12(m): 10:35pm On May 14, 2024
Solofresh2:
Where are those people that eat dogs grin
We no the eat this type grin
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 3:27am On May 14, 2024
Dshocker:
Statically na poor people dey chop dog meat and drink action bitters.

Anything apart from orijin bitters, i won't drink.
Abi so u fall for rich people naa?
SportsCarlo Ancelotti Is Just One Game Away From Winning His 7th Champions League. by uzoka12(op): 10:57pm On May 10, 2024
Carlo Ancelotti is just one game away from winning his 7th Champions League:

🏆 1989 - AC Milan (as player) ✅
🏆 1990 - AC Milan (as player) ✅
🏆 2003 - AC Milan (as coach) ✅
🏆 2007 - AC Milan (as coach) ✅
🏆 2014 - Real Madrid (as coach) ✅
🏆 2022 - Real Madrid (as coach) ✅
⌛️ 2024 - Real Madrid (as coach) ⏳

STEVON . 😎🚬

RomanceRe: Man Holds Traditional Marriage Just To Sleep With 'Hard To Get' Lady, Dumps Her by uzoka12(m): 11:14am On May 10, 2024
DaddyCoool:
FAKE story
Something similar has happened in my area
RomanceRe: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by uzoka12(op): 6:53pm On May 09, 2024
jerryklopp:
Rubbish Lagos and rubbish writeup.
Hmmm write urs make I see naa
TV/MoviesIssakaba Returns by uzoka12(op): 10:21pm On May 08, 2024
🔴Not Less than 73 Proverbs was used in ISSAKABA movie. Scriptwriters are unsung heros of Movie productions. They are as follows:

⚔️A river does not follow through Forest without bringing down trees.

⚔️Anyone who abhors injustice can fight it

⚔️Nobody persecutes a man who makes an honest living

⚔️Immortality is not for Children.

⚔️Weeping may endure the night but Joy comes in the Morning

⚔️Those who walk in the path of darkness will end up in the Dark

⚔️Some Cockroaches are stronger than Elephants

⚔️Those who yearn for material gains pay a gruesome price for their yearnings

⚔️The tortoise doesnt embark on a journey it is not ready to finish

⚔️The day you chose this Path is the day You chose to stay awake while others sleep

⚔️You cannot eat your cake and still have it.

⚔️Things are not always the way they appear on the surface

⚔️The Guilty are usually the most Innocent but they have blood on their hands.

⚔️A Snail does not go anywhere without Its Shell.

⚔️Those who take other People's life do not deserve to keep theirs.

⚔️Nobody has the right to take another Man's life

⚔️Nothing is hidden under the Sun. If the Wind does not reveal it then the Rains will or the Earth will throw it forth.

⚔️Evil has many heads but they will surely be plucked

⚔️Those who hunger will surely get filled. The problem is they will be filled by what they hunger after.

⚔️No one challenges the lion in its den

⚔️The child that says the Mother will not sleep, he too will not sleep.

⚔️The bird may fly the length and breadth of the sky but at night it will return to its nest

⚔️No matter how high the Eagle soars it can never touch the Sky

⚔️No man praises the Ocean for size

⚔️The day a child insist on knowing what killed the father, that day the child begins a journey to the land of the dead

⚔️It doesnt take an Elephant to be triumphant in Battle

⚔️Do not be deceived by the frail nature of Amadioha's wife or you will be consumed by the Volcano of the anger of her husband

⚔️The dance steps of the gods are not for human beings to savor.

⚔️The stone that One sees never blinds his eyes

⚔️If you fight justice you set yourself up for destruction

⚔️The truth they say shall set you free

⚔️No matter how high the Eagle soar It must come back to the Earth

⚔️The Worm that eats the Vegetable is behind the Vegetable

⚔️Sometimes our dreams and hopes are different from our ways and means.

⚔️That you are the Son of a Lion does not protect you from the claws of the Lion

⚔️The horse treks a thousand miles on barefoot and still do not feel heat

⚔️Revenge is sweet when served Cold

⚔️As Kingdoms rise against Kingdoms, so shall brothers rise against brothers

⚔️That the Lion is the King of the Jungle does not mean It cannot be cut down by the Hunters gun

⚔️The smallness of the needle cannot be compared to the blood it draws when It is stepped on.

⚔️Those who choose the Path of Foolhardyness end up as Corpses

⚔️A man is not said to be a hero by the many War tales He can tell but rather by the many Wars He has fought and won.

⚔️The mother Hen does not relent in hatching Eggs just because the Hawk took her Chicks last season

⚔️There is no way you will fight a Lion without a scratch on your body

⚔️You fight only what You know, You dont fight what You do not know

⚔️Crimes and punishment are twins of the same Destiny

⚔️No Captain abandons the ship before his Crew

⚔️The strength of a broomstick is in its numbers

⚔️A forest cannot disappear because One tree was cut down

⚔️Necessity is the product of Society.

⚔️A clear conscience fears no accusation.

⚔️Tears and Water might look alike but It will not taste the same

⚔️The private part of an Old man is not a play thing for a Crying Child

⚔️The sheperd has been struck and the sheep must disperse

⚔️The lion is ashamed when it sees its cub running away at the mere barking of a dog

⚔️No matter how rough or smooth the ground is, it never stops the rain from raining

⚔️Fear is the imagination we create in pir minds

⚔️Strength is not physical but spiritual and with it You can destroy many things

⚔️The River never flows Up the Mountain

⚔️Season comes and goes but What One Knows He knows

⚔️What One Knows can never kill him

⚔️The Hyena cannot challenge the Tiger just because of its Body marks

⚔️The Chameleon cannot leave the Forest because the Bush caught fire

⚔️The Chicken does not refuse Corn thrown on its Path

⚔️Water has no enemy for It is the Source of Life

⚔️Whenever You point a finger three others will point back at You

⚔️The dog never barks at its Owner

⚔️Whatever the Son of the Lion knows he learnt from the Father

⚔️Greed is a seed planted and nurtured by Ambition until It grows Up to become Power but You must know how to control it lest It destroys You

⚔️The Chicken does not dare the Python

⚔️No matter how tall the Iroko tree grows It can never touch the sky

⚔️Even if the Mountain tumbles into the Sea, the Truth will remain the Truth

⚔️The danger of creating a Monster is that One day it will turn against its Master.

RomanceRe: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by uzoka12(op): 10:11pm On May 08, 2024
ComputerOperato:
Bia op, why you wan burst my belle with laughter? grin grin grin
Number 10 and 14 is so funny.
Number 16 is so true.

By the way only 2 people normal in Lagos.
Lol Lagos get plenty mater them
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 4:18pm On May 08, 2024
Kingzmate:
DOG MEAT AND DOGGED FACES I SEE grin
So my face resemble dog face?
PoliticsRe: List Of Every Country President Tinubu Has Visited Since Inauguration by uzoka12(m): 4:16pm On May 08, 2024
[quote author=Babangidapikin post=129849478]He never beat Daura Ajala's record [/quote
Him travel like say he was preparing for it
RomanceYou Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by uzoka12(op): 4:12pm On May 08, 2024
Preamble: Lagos is a melting pot of different cultures and ethnicities, with people from various parts of Nigeria and other countries residing in the city. The city has a vibrant music and art scene, and its streets are filled with colorful markets and bustling shops. The city is also home to several historic sites and landmarks, including the National Museum Lagos, Lagos Island, and the Slave Trade Monument.

Lagos is a bustling city located in the southwestern region of Nigeria, in West Africa. With a population of over 20 million people, it is the most populous city on the African continent and one of the fastest-growing cities in the world. Lagos is known for its vibrant energy, rich cultural heritage, and dynamic economy.

But: Despite its many positive attributes, Lagos faces several challenges, including traffic congestion, inadequate infrastructure, and high levels of poverty. However, the city's resilience and entrepreneurial spirit have enabled it to thrive and grow, making it one of the most exciting and dynamic cities in Africa.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you.

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them.

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mad in this Lagos!!. I am the only normal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scammers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case or buy a swapped electronics.

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!

RomanceRe: Men And Sex by uzoka12(op): 1:17pm On May 08, 2024
Seniormanfeyi06:
Nice write up
Thank you
RomanceRe: Facts About Introvert People by uzoka12(op): 1:15pm On May 08, 2024
Illegal1:
omoh........100% on point bro.
Thanks
RomanceRe: Facts About Introvert People by uzoka12(op): 1:15pm On May 08, 2024
Pussyisgud:
In this kind of tinubu economy, introvert hahaha conductor never show you shege for lagos.
Smiles
RomanceRe: Facts About Introvert People by uzoka12(op): 1:15pm On May 08, 2024
Chicagograduate:
After reading all your write-up,I dey feel say na me you dey talk to because I am guilty of all of them.
That's good Sir
CultureFacts About Uk by uzoka12(op): 3:18am On May 08, 2024
1. The United Kingdom is actually made up of four countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
2. The UK is home to the world's oldest underground railway system, the London Underground, which opened in 1863.
3. The official animal of Scotland is the unicorn.
4. The UK is the birthplace of famous authors such as William Shakespeare, J.K. Rowling, and Charles Dickens.
5. The King of the United Kingdom is the legal owner of one-sixth of the Earth's land surface.
6. The world's first public zoo, the London Zoo, opened in London in 1828.
7. The Big Ben clock tower in London is actually the nickname for the Great Bell of the clock, not the tower itself.
8. The River Thames, which flows through London, is the longest river in England.
9. The UK is the second-largest consumer of tea per capita, just behind Ireland.
10. The world's oldest recorded town, Colchester, is located in England.
11. The city of Liverpool is home to the Beatles, one of the most famous bands in music history.
12. The UK is known for its love of fish and chips, a popular dish consisting of deep-fried fish and potato chips.
13. Scotland is home to the Loch Ness Monster, a mythical creature said to inhabit Loch Ness.
14. The world's first public museum, the British Museum, was founded in London in 1753.
15. The UK is the birthplace of the English language, which is spoken by over a billion people worldwide.
16. The UK is famous for its castles, with over 1,500 castles scattered throughout the country.
17. The Queen's Guard, responsible for guarding the British royal residences, is known for its distinctive red tunics and bearskin hats.
18. The world's first postage stamp, the Penny Black, was issued in the UK in 1840.
19. The oldest university in the English-speaking world, the University of Oxford, was founded in the 12th century.
20. The UK is home to Stonehenge, a prehistoric monument believed to have been constructed around 3000 BC.
21. The sport of football (soccer) originated in England in the 19th century and is now one of the most popular sports in the world.

RomanceMen And Sex by uzoka12(op): 3:07am On May 08, 2024
Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love sex.

* If they want to help you, they will demand for sex.
* If they say they love you, they want sex.
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want sex.
* They want to borrow money from you, they want sex.
* They want to give you a job, they want sex.
* They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want sex.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an erection? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the penis has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his penis will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an erection.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the penis, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for sex. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want sex.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the sexual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of sex. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for sex. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

David in the scriptures sent a woman's husband to the war front when he saw a woman washing outside. He was later
told that it is the wife of his faithful servant who he has sent to war. He took the woman and had sex with her.

Do I need to tell you about Sampson?
Solomon and other Bible characters?
It only takes the grace of God and some level of discipline and maturity to curtail this animalistic instinct.

The way the man's body reacts to the sexual urge is not the same as a woman's body reacts to it. How many great women have you heard messed up because of a dick? Few, or even none.
So next time a man misbehaves because of sex, don't see him as an animal. They are just responding to nature.

Don't be like, "I've lost the respect I had for you, "I thought you were responsible, so this was what you wanted?"

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding.
Men should also understand that it is not all erection that is meant for sex. They should learn to control their urge.

Men are wonderfully created, but
CONTROL YOURSELVES, OH YE MEN!!!

RomanceFacts About Introvert People by uzoka12(op): 2:57am On May 08, 2024
1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road and no go do like sey dem see you. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with the one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their love ones.
People usually see them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure a lot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through 😒

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them🤗
They are unpredictable and stubborn😎

If you're on this table, gather here.😁

FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 2:34am On May 08, 2024
Eben24:
Dog meat pepper soup and action bitters?
Hiaa
You no see chilled beer?
No chilled beer for that area
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 5:36pm On May 07, 2024
MartinsD12:
I can never try this dog meat tufiakwa
That was what I was saying but the day I tested it I change my mine
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 1:43pm On May 07, 2024
Roger3D:
Disgusting! Only a heathen can eat the flesh of the dog angry
Not like that, Na de sweetness of it de make some of us de eat am and e de cure malaria sef if u don't know
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 12:21pm On May 07, 2024
[quote author=Emusan post=129829040]Ashamed as how?

Our own DNA is dog meat, once your child hate dog meat ask the mother where she carries her baby come. cheesy grin cheesy grin grin[/qu
ote]
Lol funny
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 12:20pm On May 07, 2024
Rexymania:
One man's meat is another man's poison
That's it
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 10:06pm On May 06, 2024
emmyluizzz:
This looks delicious
Very, more than bush meat
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 10:02pm On May 06, 2024
Uncle96:
Y’all animals in human form. You all lose your senses to the sweetness of something terrible to consume and feel its normal because a little population of jobless white people listed it as delicious? Eating a dog? Mehn fck some humans both in heaven and earth.
Please take it personal we didn't eat human beings just dog meat pls
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 9:59pm On May 06, 2024
Uncle96:
Disgusting humans.
Maybe you have consumed what is worst than dog meat and you are here showing us your sincere regards by referring to us as disgusting.
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 9:46pm On May 06, 2024
Spagi:
forget am
Okay
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 9:38pm On May 06, 2024
chatinent:
"I don't eat dog." That's what I'll always say...until one day my uncle bought it unknown to me and I devoured. "Which meat is this? E sweet pass beef."


"It's dog meat."


That's how it all started...
For sure the meat is very delicious but some people consider it as poison
FoodRe: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 9:36pm On May 06, 2024
Spagi:
Dog meat tue,cow,turkey dey there u no eat,u sabi eat poison
Watin de this country wey we de eat wey no be poison?
SportsJackson On 13 Goals by uzoka12(op): 9:32pm On May 06, 2024
Havertz - 12 PL goals
Nunez - 11 PL goals
Alvarez - 10 PL goals
Hojlund - 8 PL goals
Rashford - 7 PL goals
Jesus - 4 PL goals

Jackson who’s labelled as a “flop “ on 13 Premier league goals this season 🤫

FoodDelicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by uzoka12(op): 9:11pm On May 06, 2024
A very delicious Dog meat paper soup, try it one day and thank me.

TV/MoviesRe: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by uzoka12(m): 10:11pm On Feb 07, 2016
Revenge isn't a passion... It's a disease that eats at your mind and poisons your soul. The blacklist

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