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Jokes EtcRun And Run Dont Look Back by uzoka12(op): 6:44pm On Feb 24, 2025
Doesnt matter, just run for your life when you see one of them 🤣🤣🤣🤭

CrimeAtiku Running Mate Arrested by uzoka12(op): 8:13pm On Nov 04, 2024
Ifeanyi Okowa, the immediate past governor of Delta state and PDP vice presidential candidate in the 2023 election, has landed in EFCC’s custody.

The EFCC confirmed the arrest and detention on Monday, November 4, while mentioning over N1 trillion allegedly embezzled.

CelebritiesRe: The Moment Seun Kuti Discovered Who “T-Pain” Really Is! (Video) by uzoka12(m): 6:51pm On Oct 14, 2024
Zonefree:
Make e swear say em no know before then.
No mind him, just forming
CrimeRe: Police Stop Indebted Anambra Man From Committing Suicide by uzoka12(m): 2:19am On Aug 27, 2024
Aaa1996:

Coward from land of rising cowards

After robbing the innocent supplier of his hard earned money, u want to pai yourself. All these biafrans with horrible characters, never do any business with those shady idiots
Go and sit down 🐐
HealthRe: How My Girlfriend Died In My House! by uzoka12(m): 11:47am On Aug 23, 2024
KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.
Thank God for everything
Christianity EtcRe: 4 Lawyers Said Prophet Jeremiah Will Be Disgraced & Rubbished In Court - Man by uzoka12(m): 10:54pm On Aug 11, 2024
Zionmdde:
grin grin grin
This one off me
Some denominations don't believe in the disciples approach to Christianity.

The Bible didn't specifically mention that all the jews owned at least one lamb when they were in Egypt. Neither did it mention that lamb was distributed for free. So there is a probability that the lamb some Israelite used in the passover were sold to them. So they bought the instrument of protection.

grin angry grin angry
Do what you want with that information. Let me not fail to mention, I don't believe in those miracle things, but I don't also see those that believe as fools
Matthew 10:8 (KJV)

Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.
PoliticsRe: Security Personnel Storm Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge (Video) by uzoka12(m): 9:42am On Aug 01, 2024
SmartPolician:
This protest will be a huge flop; only unserious people plan protests. Protests are supposed to be spontaneous, taking the authorities unawares.
I support you
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu Dies At 72 by uzoka12(m): 7:28am On Jul 31, 2024
TravelRe: UK-Based Nigerian Lady Shares Scary Encounter With White Lady In London (video) by uzoka12(m): 12:14pm On Jul 26, 2024
officialwdhtv:
UK-based Nigerian lady shares her scary encounter with a white lady in London shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiK6wr1HG88
in
Don't mind her she's a physcopat
RomanceRe: Ocha Brigade Cut Business Man With Machete by uzoka12(op): 6:16pm On Jul 24, 2024
PresidObi:
It's a bad thing, wounding an unarmed civilian is bad.

But those traders should be warned, the people they (ocha brigade) are carrying their goods usually barricade the roads and sell out of the corners, no shops, they are causing bad market to genuine shop renters.
It's the truth but the person they carry her goods is a customer not the trader
RomanceOcha Brigade Cut Business Man With Machete by uzoka12(op): 3:31pm On Jul 24, 2024
Ocha Brigade in Anambra cut a business man hand with machete at 33 nottige onitsha, They came can carry a customer goods in which they were packing it in a bag, and later the said customer ask why are they carrying her load, and did not response in a polite manner, instead the threatened her with their pump action and machete, before the business man came to ask why one of the ocha brigade use his machete and cut his left hand.
The state Government should take note of all the atrocities his boys are doing.

HealthRe: Am I Infected With HIV?? by uzoka12(m): 7:27pm On Jul 16, 2024
ronet2:
Hello everyone,

I need some advice from medical persons on a possible exposure to HIV.

What is the probability of contracting HIV infection after protected sex with condom and washing of the genitals with soap and water.
So the story..
I had a one off sex with a lady on May 4th 2024 with condom. No oral,no kissing. After ejaculation,I removed the condom carefully,their was no condom tear/bust and went to the bathroom to wash off with soap and water ( i did not wipe off with tissue before washing off). So on 28th morning,I woke up with vomiting,diarrhea and localized abdominal pain on my lower left. Had a very mild fever the next day and I was treated for malaria and I recovered,though abdominal pain persisted for a while. I tested for HIV at 30 days post exposure and it came back negative.On 18th June 2024,the abdominal pain returned with diarrhea,lower back burning sensation and low grade fever the next day. I carried out culture test And Ulcer test, some bacteria was found and ulcer was positive. I was treated for ulcer and the abdominal pain stopped.

So my fear:
1.Can ulcer alone cause the symptoms described above?
2. Are their other possible STI/UTI test I need to carryout?
3. Is it possible that while washing off,the reminant of vaginal fluid on the pubic area can wash down to the tip of the penis and hence cause infection ( note I did not wipe off with tissue before washing off,meaning i might still have sperm at the tip)?
3. Can HIV transmit this way?
4. What are my chances that my 4 weeks negative test will not change after 3 months?

From wide search,I learnt that HIV 2 which is predominant in west Africa is a bit harder to transmit.

I'm still experiencing intermittent abdominal pain,burning sensation.

Thanks. 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Some minutes of enjoyment has let you to be thinking of Wheater u are positive or not, I pray u came out negative
PoliticsRe: Oluyemisi Ayinde To Tinubu: We Can’t Afford Nationwide Unrest Over Hardship by uzoka12(m): 4:00pm On Jul 04, 2024
Funkyswagzz:
This guy is the enemy of Nigeria. I'm sure he is an ipob miscreant wanting to destroy the good work of our hardworking president.
Nonsense Post, may the hardship of some Nigerians fall upon you.
CelebritiesRe: Video From Actor Amaechi Muonagor’s Burial Ceremony In Obosi (video) by uzoka12(m): 2:04am On Jun 23, 2024
officialwdhtv:
Video from actor Amaechi Muonagor’s burial ceremony in Obosi, Anambra state.

The actor who died at the age of 67, was buried today, June 21, at his hometown.

The event was attended by his colleagues in the movie industry.

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gIMCgJoehU
May his soul rest in peace
Foreign AffairsRe: Spain To Join South Africa’s Genocide Case Against Israel by uzoka12(m): 6:23pm On Jun 06, 2024
PoliticsRe: Strike: Blackout As Workers Shut Down Power Grid by uzoka12(m): 3:01pm On Jun 03, 2024
onadana:
The Grace God gave me to leave Nigeria and the African continent is unprecedented. When you come to a developed society where the system works you will wonder who cursed us in Nigeria.
Thank God For you
PoliticsRe: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Pains, Hardship, Defends Economic Policies by uzoka12(m): 8:15pm On May 23, 2024
BeeBeeOoh:
https://leadership.ng/federal-govt-apologises-over-hardship-defends-economic-policies/
This is the result of it's their turn to rule hope is favouring them and their families
Christianity EtcRe: Everything Will End Here by uzoka12(op): 10:09pm On May 22, 2024
MaxInDHouse:
So you don't believe in HELLFIRE?

Go to church and mosque they will tell you that it doesn't end here rather people will be roasted alive forever and ever inside a burning furnace for whatever! cheesy
I believe in Hell, I meant human body will end in the grave
PoliticsRe: "We Have To Address Our Inadequacies In 2023 Elections Rulings"- CJN by uzoka12(m): 8:37am On May 22, 2024
Racoon:
https://dailytrust.com/weve-to-address-our-inadequacies-in-2023-elections-rulings-cjn/
After collecting money, coming here and be speaking nonsense grammar, May your life and ur generation be as some Nigerians are suffering.
Christianity EtcEverything Will End Here by uzoka12(op): 8:33am On May 22, 2024
It Ends here
All the Gragra, from Eighthen to Eighty
From Morning to Night
Sunday to Monday
January to December

It Ends here
That Seductive Skin
That Oval Face that turns every Man on
That Flamboyant Dress
That Charming and Elegant Body

It Ends here
That Exotic Cars
That Intelligence
That Fifty Degrees
That Beautiful Wife
That Fine Children

My Friend it Ends here
That Fame which you seek most
That Luxurious Life
That "upon all my Wealth"
That "do you know who I am?"

It Ends here
That I am not your Mate?
I am Richer than you
I am Beautiful
Many boys Woo me
Infact girls Fight to have me

It all Ends here
That your good Poem
Your Power of Algebra
Your good English
Your all round Best

It is just Matter of Time
But it is a must
Painful truth to Accept
6ft awaits all
That is where it all Ends

So you have nothing
You are Greater than None
Stop behaving as if you are a god
In a Twinkling of an Eye
All will go into thin Air.

Humble yourself !!!!
From dust, you came,
And to dust you returned

CultureRe: Peter Obi Paying His Condolences To Late Jnr Pope Family by uzoka12(op): 8:18pm On May 20, 2024
yarimo:
oya Post everything here for everyone to see

PoliticsRe: What Is Your Rating Of Tinubu’s Administration In One Year? by uzoka12(m): 12:50pm On May 19, 2024
Mindlog:
The best President, Nigeria ever had so far and I am even eagerly looking forward to relocating back to Nigeria because his renewed hope agenda is really agending. cool
Hmm you are funny, come back and regret
Foreign AffairsRe: Spain Blocks Ship Carrying Arms To Israel, Says Middle East Needs Peace Not Arms by uzoka12(m): 9:34am On May 19, 2024
OLAADEGBU:
"This is the first time we have done this because it is the first time we have detected a ship carrying a shipment of arms to Israel that wants to call at a Spanish port," The Guardian UK quoted Albares as saying on Thursday.


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Good move
TravelRe: Tragedy As Seven Die, Others Injured In Imo Road Crash by uzoka12(m): 9:31am On May 19, 2024
CultureRe: Peter Obi Paying His Condolences To Late Jnr Pope Family by uzoka12(op): 10:28pm On May 18, 2024
yarimo:
But he can't go to Kano state and condole with the late actress family that died abi undecided undecided
Who told you he hasn't gone to visit them?
PoliticsRe: 25% Of Hawkers, House-Helps In Abuja, Lagos, Others From Ebonyi – Mgbada by uzoka12(m): 10:27pm On May 18, 2024
haffaze777:
God bless our Ebonyi people, they're resilient and hardworking people,they don't do drug like Anambra people and they're silent achiever
Yes especially their women very hard working and faithful
CulturePeter Obi Paying His Condolences To Late Jnr Pope Family by uzoka12(op): 1:49pm On May 18, 2024
Jnr Pope: Pictures of Peter Obi paying his condolences during his visit to Jnr Pope's wife and kids.

RomanceRe: “We Want To Marry Nigerians!” - Say Ugandans (vid) by uzoka12(m): 10:22pm On May 16, 2024
Topman7:
These Ugandans are seriously in love with Nigerians.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5qn2iTpXpI
Wow seriously
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Killers Of Major- General, Others In Imo State. by uzoka12(op): 8:34pm On May 16, 2024
immortalcrown:
Without reading the post, I already know that ESN or IPOB must be accused here. I also know that many or most of the comments that will come under this thread will condemn the entire Igbo tribe and drag Obi.

As for the suspects, may truth and justice prevail. May the guilty ones pay for their crimes. May the falsely-accused ones be vindicated.
I'm with you
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Killers Of Major- General, Others In Imo State. by uzoka12(op): 8:33pm On May 16, 2024
Bulldozer90:
Lol
Good development if they are they real suspects

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