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Slim, i nor want make him cry like pikinz for our thread!!!

Competition                            Arsenal Chelsea
First Division / Premier League 13           3
FA Cup                                        10           5
Football League Cup                2           4
FA Community Shield                12           4
UEFA Cup Winners' Cup                1           2
UEFA Cup / Inter-Cities Fairs Cup 1           -
UEFA Super Cup                        -           1

Total                                        39          19

                 P     W     D     L
Arsenal 167 68 51 49
Chelsea 167 49 51 68

FORGET IT!!! . . .Shekpe FC iz ma latrine 4 life!!!

@chamotex
nor vex, truce?

mukina2:
all offtopics on this thread by aliens will be zoomed off

10q babe

@chamotex
Idiocy sure is your last name o! Chelsea went half a century b4 winning silverware. . .50-4 = go figure!!! Look @ the record b4 spitting shit!

Cmon Khanye, BABA tall pass that *points* thing!!!

Soo much for photoshop nowadays!

Why'd ANYONE in his/her right frame of mind pick a novel,read it. . .and try to apply it to his/her daily life??

Beats me!

@murki
dat picsure forced a round of laughter from the boys in my office. . .u nor well o

LWKMD he looks

edoyad:
As for our game i agree with you v3, Vela obviously will step a little more to his impending greatness with every game he plays.
That mid field with Denilson, Song and Fab will give those pensioneers something to think bout in retirement.
Walcot needs to add a little guile to his game so his next move is not easily predicted by his markers.
Where is Diaby for heaven's sake ?

Being stroked as we speak by "you know who"  

@murki
no wahala  

Can't help but think Wenger'd choose eduardo over vela against shekpe fc, Vela can hold the ball, quick thinker, alter and good shooting ability compared to dudu who has a fetish for "chipping & champagne-poppin goals" but everything'z working out together for arsenal'z good this season. . .I smell trophies!!

Arrrgggghhhh Gun the Chavs. . .shiver em timberz. . .Aye, we be the scourge of the EPL!! argggghhhh! seee!!!

slimshay:
@ Muki, u for read am well nah. Na that useless pervert edit V3 post to add the 'r' word.

The tin surprise me o , Murki i dey vex for u o!

@murky
post d guy picsure make we see na 

How do we do it on sunday now with Gibbs out with a broken metatarsal (curse of the english players) & Gallas injured!!

Traore better play d game of his life on sunday else he should be shipped off to katangura or Weeny FC!! Same goes for Obertan Snr (Silvestre)

I liked Vela's play up-front, running at the defenders and allowing nasri to play like ZZ through the middle, Walcott is YET to click ,running like a ghost is right behind him . . .FAB4 is looking like he has a football strapped to his leg! Verm's shot reminds me of Teslim "Thunder" Balogun killer left-foot, the guy almost ripped AA23'z head apart wiv 1 shot!

Not a bed way to introduce yourself after a long time out Mr. Neves denilson!!!I wish you'd score the same against the chavs this weekend to make Helmet Cech look like a clown!!

The chavscum! 2-0 to Arsenal

edoyad:

v3 you've sinned my son. None of God's creation is Fugly, only strange looking .

Sin no more shall i then sir!

@murky
werin i do na??

presido1:
So itz true

tru wat?

*News juz coming through*


Arsenal are set to win the race for QPR superkid Raheem Sterling.
*Seen this kid play for QPR'z under 18'z, I'd be tempted to call him the next best thing in english football*

The Sun says the Gunners are set to snatch Sterling from under the noses of Manchester City and Manchester United.
Trust baba wenger na, catching them young 

The North West rivals, along with Liverpool, have been tracking Rangers' 14-year-old striking sensation for months.

Manchester City have already spoken with the Hoops about their hot prospect.

But Sterling is close to joining the Gunners after speaking with Academy director Liam Brady.

Rangers can expect around £750,000 in compensation plus add-ons.

And unto some good news

*Beatz drums*
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has confirmed Alex Song has agreed a new deal.

After last night's Champions League win over Standard Liege, Wenger admitted Song had settled on a new contract extension - and revealed how long the deal is for.

"We extended his contract yesterday. That will be confirmed very shortly. He is an important player, of course. He has three years to go, now he has four years to go at the end of the season - to 2014," Wenger told arsenal.com.

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is chasing Nice striker Loic Remy.

The Sun says Remy, 20, is aware of Arsenal's strong interest and has already asked his France team-mates Abou Diaby and Bacary Sagna about life at the Emirates.

He said: "I often talk about Arsenal with Diaby and Sagna when I am with them in the French team.

"They tell me that when you are at Arsenal you want to stay there for your entire career."

Remy has bagged six goals in 12 games this season and already has one full cap for the national team.

*Wenger NEVER stopz finding talent!*

Good Game. . .Bad News. . Gallas & Gibbs (wtf is happening)

It's good Vela got the 90min run-out. . .As DUDU obviously has a fetish for chipping goalies!

Errm. . .whats wiv speed-demon and running around in circles. . chasing his shadow when he's on the ball

Seems Verm has a knack for taking insane shotz that can cause immense pain upon contact!

Ale Ale gunnerz

edoyad:
Make Wenger start Vela abeg.

Tru, but wenger'd prefer to start em both, and prolly play walcott/arshavin on the flanks. . .for the love of me, juz don't start rozzy/nasri (dude is too slow)

adebayo201:
wetin du una with sunderland.

Una don start?

FAB4

Wenger has juz made the game against Chelsea an "ALL IMPORTANT" one!!. . .

Anyways, let's save the footie for sunday, and talk UCL. . .no more points dropped against weaklingz!!!!

*dialing Madam Kovacevic'z number* ring ring!

Kovacevic : Hola, como esta?
v3 : Madam, me no wan hear anything. . . how far wit RVP & Dayo?
Kovacevic : Dayo?? He's an Ass!!! Keepz coming wit for more stitches to his groin, worst patient i EVER had!
v3 : I know, it's the donkey placenta side-effect, right?
v3 : Any news on RVP??
Kovacevic : Yes, his much better, should have him b4 the shekpe (whatever that is) FC game!
v3 : OK ma'am!! Thank YOU!!

Dropz phone!

One BAD game doesn't count for nothing!

DUDU was totally clueless, Rozzi, Ramsey,Nasri. . . as well, but anyways moving on from that. . .There's the UCL!!!!!

Now what SAW needz is to thump Shekpe FC and win the game in hand!

Ole Gunnerz!

free am,he's not worth my squeeze

mukina2:
i go whose you oh

Isi gini?

mukina2:
LOL na wa. you go straight people go fight u bend am sef na wa. its even ctrl + Del

i am never biased, cheksli does not cut it for me that much  i only hate cashley

WTF ! Talk tru joor, remember yer last email!! U talked abt yer disgust for Squadron FC? Nor let make i post that mail o

bandely:
v3nom, did you just heard this dudu from your dream?

NO sir! & do you have a problem calling one of my own "DUDU"??

I don forget, the "prince" of french footie is back!! , along with my speed-demon!!

See why i lurrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv arsenal, our factory juz dey manufacture players like no man'z business. . 

The attack-duo?? forgetee, the one's doing the scoring would be in the midfield/flanks!! DUDU would have an assist though!

SAW please save Nasri, Walcott, Denilson, Wilshere. . n those disrespectful kids for Man shitty! 

@dudu

U juz might be right, but traore should no if he slips up, he would clean Gibb's boots for the next 5-7 games, so it's on him to prove he should ONLY be "understudy" to Gael Kelechi not not Gibbs/Kelechi!

SAW would be looking to settle this one early in the first half, so playing Eboue ahead of Rozzy would be welcomed, as he can well do some damage on the flanks (physically too  & personally i wouldn't wanna lose rozzy this early). . errm, AA would get the nod to start on the left but switching wings with EE would be a problem as EE'z naturally good playing AMR/DMR so the talk of Rozzy starting juz might pop-up!

DUDU doesn't do so well alone up-front, so it all depends on the midfield to get as much balls to him as possible!! I see a 4-3-3 formation that would switch into a diamond 4-4-2 once arsenal get a firm grip on the game, with AA behind DUDU, Vela  / rozzy (sub EE) on the flanks

No wahala sha, till morrow!

Ole Ole gunnerz

tkb417:
2-2 ;d

For ur mind abi?

bandely:

Close ya titz joor

bandely:
BENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDU
This is gonna be one stroll in the park. . .2 goals by halftime! 4-1 by the end of 90mins!

slimshay:
v3, are u kidding me? 14 days?  walahi i wan go hurt my groin now now now!!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha ROTFLOL!!! una nor go kill me o

Some good news. . .Mr. Alan Wiley is the referee for this game! So if "dem mama" fc tackle/foul DUDU,Vela or the kids anyhow!! Na straight red!! So no shakement gunnerz. . .

But come to fink of it. . Wiley has this tin for dishing out cards like he has this love-hate relationship for tinz in "Red & White!" Well since they're the home team, the "red&white" joke's on them this time