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if it's any consolation, Madame kovacevic promised us she'd handover a fit RVP in less then 14 days. . so pls nor vex eh my broda!

Dat Sunderland Jones aka Rugby Player. . .won't be taking ANY part in tomorrow'z match

@topic
errr, give sum-get sum, init the law in this part of the world?? or am i missin something!

It's in every institution, so kini big deal? get wit it!urrrgggghh

edoyad:
Mr Samba is Back ! !                   

Ayaya do mare, no soso timalo . Umba karamba !
Better don't try translating the above if you don't want to invoke demons    .
*I juz said that and sum b.munscum tagged CAT fell through my roof*

In related, or should i say UNrelated news, what is all this crap between Henry and the British press ?  
First of all, have they forgotten the British ref who took folly to greater heights by issuing 3 yellow cards to one mouse in a WORLD CUP match ?
Compared to what happened in France on wed, Graham's is worse by a wide, wide margin. All of Sudden Henry is an " Arsenal" product, o !      . Then i guess we can stake a claim in that Catalunyan treble then   

*Yes o. . .Henry ins once more an Arsenal player, thanks to the press! , now we sef don win champions league twice . . .since the handball experts are all in Barca, like volleypaul scholes&the manurez!

mukina2:
nice . .thanks

yw

Ibime:
3-0 to Chelsea.

unto werin na?

BlueDiva:
CFC to nick this.

nick werin? abeg 1-1

errrmmm. . .muki kindly delete this thread as one already exists!. . .thanks

I created one minutes ago

Sunderland VS Arsenal (Red & White Army)
Time : 4:00pm local time
Venue : Stadium of Light

Ok. . So the "Red&White" go into this match on the heels of a nerve-racking international break, which has left a handful of first-team players out with injuries  , but no worries as SAW has likely replacements.

There's some good news in the arsenal camp, as Denilson "might" bag his first appearance after being out injured, Vela's also to get some playing time & DUDU just signed an extension! .

THE HOME TEAM!
Sunderland are eighth in the Premier League, the "Black Cats" success is largely down to their impressive home form - 13 of their 17 points have been picked up at the Stadium of Light.

A win against Liverpool & an annoying draw against Man Utd (No thanks to Ferdinand Jnr  ) have made the bookmakers see them as the "giant killers" this season, but in Arsenal, they face the daunting task of playing against team well-known for its attack-minded style of football  .

THE AWAY TEAM
Injuries!Injuries!!Injuries here&there  , but hey, it's football  . . .As i said before, Some players would get their taste of first-team football after being out for a while (Denilson,Vela *hope he makes the bench*,Armand Traore,Silvestre & co).

TALKING TACTICS
The Sunderland crowd, at home, expects its team to try and go out and win every game. I think it will be a quite similar formation to the one Bruce put out at Spurs because he still has Kenwyne Jones suspended.

Personally, I think Darren Bent will operate on his own up-front with Steed Malbranque, Fraizer Campbell and Kieran Richardson supporting him from midfield. Bruce will be aware that Arsenal are strong in the midfield (4-4-2 OR 4-3-3 formation) and I think Sunderland will try and deny them space."

Steve Bruce had this to say : "Arsenal look pretty much irresistible at the moment. I know they have a few key injuries at the moment and that's going to affect the game but I wouldn't have thought it would affect Arsenal's approach; they're a team who go for three points whatever the circumstances. If they get a stroke of luck, Sunderland can beat Arsenal. Sunderland will make it very difficult for them so it will be an interesting afternoon"

Until tomorrow. . . Victoria Concordia Crescit

Gunnerz 4 life!

coolier:
The best kind of gift I can give a guy is Me. Does that include the "all expense" free ride to buckingham palace?

Hmmm. . .I'm waiting o!

TM Lewin
Some underpants. . .maybe
A sexy thong!

Please Henry is NOW @ Barca, so any quotes being made on here should NOT link him to Arsenal!!

If my guy use hand carry/pass/score is it anybody'z business?? When Messi did his. . . Nobody GAG am, Maradona do him own, england no do too much wahala, No Henry do "two-button" trick for pitch, una wan crucify am!!

Ask him next time & he'll tell u "Looks like sour grapes to me"
Ask Wenger & he'll tell u "Too be honest, my eyes aren't helping matterz, ask Pat Rice instead"
Ask me. . .and you'll get the SAME darn answer "My TV skip picsure. . so i no see werin happen"

Onto something better, it's good to know Denilson "might" feature in saturday's game! I hope they take note of D.Bent'z & Jone'z Pace, . .But Le Prof has that one sorted so no worries, si,si?

Anyone got Madam Kovacevic'z digitz. . . wanna ask if she's got some donkey placenta??

The costumes blend the the players personality

The Shark : Arshavin looks cool in the costume, kinda reminds me of the way he ripz apart defences with his lazer-like moves

The Owl : Why'd they give this to Sagna, Wenger had this to say "We were looking @ costumes and i picked the "owl" for Sagna cuz i felt EVEN @ night his crosses were as sharp & pin-point like an owl's view of the evening sky". . .*Baba iz too much *

When asked about the Henry incident, Wenger was quick to defend his fellow frenchman by saying "If Maradona,Messi & the likes did & got away with that, then that is good for football"

But I'm Afraid. . I didn't seen the incident!

Yes. . .Les Blues are through to SA. . . thanks to some individual brilliance from the maestro himself!!

Gallas was asked if indeed Henry handled the ball & trust Wenger & his "kids" to *coughs* u no every!

His reply *quoting Wenger's "legendary" line. . ."I didn't see the incident, i'm afraid". . . this boyz nor go kill their papa!

Some good news, Gibbs will be fit enough for Shekpe FC, DUDU has signed a contract extension, sorry loserpool !

Errm, rosicky & merida should follow suit!! Ale Ale Gunnerz till i drop!!

HNIC:
Meanwhile

which Shekpe,manure,loserpool player go wan dress-up like dat, certainly not Count Drogbula No wonder the gods&goddesses of sexy football dey always bless us!!

Aww. . .how cute

Why u think they call them "Bridge Boys"??

I'm NOT surprised!!

Am i the only one who finkz this is the new method adopted by other teams to pick out and injure our players. . .

Bendtner lost his testicles  in a weird way, Van persie got nicked (in a darn friendly!! ) , Gibbs is out 

I'm confused 

Abeg o gods of soccer, pls loosen your injury grip on arsenal & visit the chavs, manure, loserpool . . .if it's NOT too much to ask!

Back to the story of RVP and madam kovacevic, i'm NOT so sure she's using "placenta" as quoted in some papers. . .How can someone who's due in 6wks spring back to fitness in less than 7 days?. . .

Nna mhen, that woman should tell us the "stroking" technique that's give those boyz the "healing orgasm"!!

chei, my stomach hurts. . .

Too much chickenshrimp!!!

@chamotex
werin u cum dey yan, me na mafioso na

Ibime:
Una never tire for this thread.

Na those who never show their pic still dey here dey yarn.


Oya Muki, show your pic.

FBS, show your pic.

Venom, show your pic.

Chimpanzee, show your pic.


or shat it!!!!

i fink i've answered ur question or does my profile picture say a different fin?

In fact if DK no crawl comot from that Munscum hole him dey hide-in. . .I go take Otapiapia flush am out!

@muki
u dey laff, na serious matter b diz, wenger's kid lack "respect"!! Imagine Ramsey eh, making fletcher look like a world class clown!

Then walcott, waltzing his way through loserpool

In fact, WENGER'z next class would b"Manners 101"

@muki
u nor well o! dat "bean pole" sexy?

nor mind me. . .I was too busy watchin ramsey playing "catch me if u can" wit dose agbaya dem jare!

Walcott "Speeddemon" musta listened to Beethoven n co when he was young cuz the moves he made well-synced with his waltzing around the loserpool players. . .Chei! wat a beauty to behold!!

Wenger dey use music teach football. . .e jooor ooooooo!

DK, cum here i wan make u cry like small pikin today!

Lol. . .

Walcott against loserpool ?? Total Disrespect!!
Fab against Everton, Totoham and the likes?

Now Ramsey getting someone's father "sacked". . .When will wenger learn how to teach this boyz that too much "sweet play" in football cuz'z problems for the opposition

Now i'm feelin for the old man! Angry

I wanna see Wilshere"Messi" mess/shit on that Robbery from B.Munscum!! Cool Grin Grin Cool
Too bad, the likes of such can ONLY be witnessed in the coveted "europa league" where Bayern so RIGHTLY belong!

Aaron Ramsey was named man of the match after playing a part in all three of Wales' goals against Scotland on Saturday.

He supplied the cross for David Edwards to volley in the first after 16 minutes and it was his pass that freed Joe Ledley to supply Simon Church for Wales' second. Ramsey then completed the 3-0 win with a superb individual goal.

He collected the ball 40 yards from goal, ran past all who challenged him and guided the ball into the net. Grin , Now thats what i call "INSULT from a 12yr old"!!! Wenger!!!! Angry Grin

@folly
After the match, Fletcher walked up to Ramsey and said "Boy,u go need teach me dat skill" and Ramsey said "No. . na my "disrespect" signature move b dat" Grin Grin

Aaron Ramsey was named man of the match after playing a part in all three of Wales' goals against Scotland on Saturday.

He supplied the cross for David Edwards to volley in the first after 16 minutes and it was his pass that freed Joe Ledley to supply Simon Church for Wales' second. Ramsey then completed the 3-0 win with a superb individual goal.

He collected the ball 40 yards from goal, ran past all who challenged him and guided the ball into the net. , Now thats what i call "INSULT from a 12yr old"!!! Wenger!!!!

@folly
After the match, Fletcher walked up to Ramsey and said "Boy,u go need teach me dat skill" and Ramsey said "No. . na my "disrespect" signature move b dat"

Lol. . .

Walcott against loserpool ?? Total Disrespect!!
Fab against Everton, Totoham and the likes
Now Ramsey getting someone's father "sacked". . .When will wenger learn how to teach this boyz that too much "sweet play" in football cuz'z problems for the opposition

Now i'm feelin for the old man!

I wanna see Wilshere"Messi" mess/shit on that Robbery from B.Munscum!!
Too bad, the likes of such can ONLY be witnessed in the coveted "europa league" where Bayern so RIGHTLY belong!

My fave padi'z dem

DK getting his daily dose of latest sports yanz on-the-go

Sharon the "Bean Pole" . . .