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my flend pick 1 joor. . .

i wan blow dirty breeze enter him mouth!

Adetorera:
its for single ladies

wrong thread newbie . . .howie?

sharap b4 i fart all over ur face!

ehen. . .which 1 u kan be?

*catches clum b4 he leaves. . .pins him down and dropz some stinky ol' shit in his mouth and watches him swallow it!!*

e be like say u be igbo man!. .

*dodges it in time, does samersault and unleashes a fart of mass proportions capable of strangling anyone within 15km radius*

Aha!!!

*openz by'z mouth and dropz a shit bomb, forcing him to swallow it*

take that!!!!

pullls down pantz. . . *farts A-Z* all over the thread!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail service in Heaven? Imagine calling and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven :
Press 1 "Hausa"
Press 2 "Yoruba"
Press 3 "Igbo"

Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for "prayer request" Press 2 for "thanksgiving" Press 3 for "complaints" Press 0 "To speak with God"

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are seriously busy helping sinners right now.

However, your prayer is important to us,Please hold for the next available Angel. . .

God be with you as you repent. . .

ehen, na so u wan fall ur guy hand ni,clumsy?

Heaven forbid. . .cemetry ke!!!

nna eh! d1 d r8 @ which flies dey mate for ur head dis days is becoming alarming o!

@by
who b security? lmyo!!

@clum
how far gf

im out guys. . .nyte ya'll

holy!

already have gf

i dey jare gf!

sylve don turn p/time hubby! chei tyty. . .na wa 4 u o

yes. . . im drawn to ur butt!

like u abi. . .mon bonbon howie??

comot dat yer frog eyes for my face joor!

I'd searched and searched and searched for a way to watch some of my fave season like Heroes, Smallville. . .Everybody Hates Chris! And i stumbled on this site

www.ninjavideo.net

You do NOT need to subscribe/register or ANYTHING!!!

All you need's download a DIVX player for the web from www.divx.com . . .

Then ummm. . . i guess the rest is self-explanatory on the website


Happy viewing peepz!!


And please pass the word around

P.S : You can also download the videos too. . .but to enjoy em, you need to have a good internet connection that'll stream the videos without any ANNOYING buffers!

@slim

Guy ur 1 mean ass arsenal fan o!!. . .

slimshay:
Believe me dear friend, no arsenal player is allowed to hold the ball for 10secs!! In that time Theo '100m-senior-boys' Walcot would have covered the length of a football pitch!!!! 

Like Adebayooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr!! abi?? 

Diaby CAN'T even hold a ball for 10 secs witout losing it. . .he's a good tackler though, but he's just NOT making good use of his height and he needs to understand that he has to quick-think on his feet. . .and get his passes right!

d pancake and make-up dey do their job. . . and my is doing wonders in her!

overfyne come dey worry abbey nowadays o

i slept like a baby. . .ty!

how work?

for wia?

Good morning Angel *pecks abbey on d cheek*

howie ur night?

Dat stats dey lie joor. . .were him dey wey CR7 dey give sexy passes up and down. . .

Come to fink of it. . .the guy had an operation to help his eyesight! abi??

Dem juz dey cover up for the albino joor *hisses*

Abeg clear Scholes picture and put-in captain FAB4 make we see better tin