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Surely all one need do is apply at the embassy .
Fill out the forms,pay the small fee, SIMPlE!!
What r the odds of being denied anyway? Hence the 101% guarantee.
Do it Yourself

Studio CFR:
Still searching for the joke.

would be a waste of time if i have to explain it to you but my reply was a subtle reference to the movie "coming to america", but since you didnt get it now worries.

Let me guess you search for the jokes in frasier too or do you only get fart jokes

here's an email from those online scammers and the response i gave,

How are you ? I guess you are fine and living good. my name is Princa. a beautiful young girl. I saw your profile from (nairaland.com)and I'm really interesting to know you and establish a serious relationship with you. I wanna be your friend for first friendship cannot be seen or even be touched, it must be felt within the heart.Hoping you feel just the way i do. Wow! friends are like clothes without them you feel naked!I guess am right.I will tell you more about me, my family and all that maybe necessary in this relationship, If this is okay by you feel free to contact me as to enable us get to know each other better and please don't ignore my request thanks. Have a wonderful day with lot of happiness. please write me direct to my private email address and i will give you my picture thanks. best regards Princa. princabugiba AT hotmail.co.uk



hi princabee wow! you are right friendship cannot be touched its felt. love how you broke it down there. anyway i was wondering if you could assist me, you see my dad was a prince,general,former president,businessman and religious leader in the former kingdom of zamunda. anyway to cut the long story short i own the country but need about $300,000 to collect the paperwork and C of O from the current president who has assured me that he would hand over the country to me once i have the money. Being generous i am willing to give you $400 million dollars as soon as i get the "keys" to the country so to speak. look forward to hearing from you P.S i'll be happy to send you some pictures of me on the throne and with my dad "king Jaffe" and queen aeoleon and myself Akeem. Regards prince Akeem Joffer

needless to say the buffoon didnt bother to reply (yet)

I thought i was the only one that thought Dora was crazy when she was ranting about enforcing people to register their sims with fingerprints and pictures etc. So are telecom companies now all of a sudden our very own CIA database source now?

The stupidity and sheer mediocrity of this exercise spells FRAUD and waste of billions on a large scale on 100 million plus ignorant Nigerians who are actually celebrating sim card registrations.

I learnt that it would cost the government approx N6Billion for this white elephant.

But i want madam rebrand to answer these questions:

what exactly is the job of the police if its phone companies that have your details?

how will you establish and verify addresses? what about those people that live in car parks,on the water,dumpsites etc

they mentioned establishing a special sim card task force that can stop and search you to verify if your sim has been registered Really, so is that not infringeing on the powers of the police and creating more havoc on hapless citizens.

Im guessing they are going to issue a special " i have registered my simcard" ID card.

I have been to different countries and pay as you go registration is voluntary infact most mobile operators encourage their customers to register their sims by offering incentives e.g free text, or free updates. Surely MTN,GLO, Zain et al can all do this afterall they make alot of money so why should the government fund a ridiculous project like this.

My T-mobile pay as you sim card has never been registered and i've been using it for well over 10 years with nobody forcing me to do it. the only reason i had for registering it was when i lost it and i did it over the phone and got my new card sent.

How about MTN,Glo,Bharti etc not offer the option of doing free registrations via phone or online? why does the customer have to fork out their hard earned cash getting transport to the designated registration point? Do these people not pity Nigerians

Someone rightly said that will all these thieving politicians register their own sims, considering most have at least 5-10 phones for threatening their political enemies.
i hereby insist that all members in the house of reps,government infact any body in public office should register their own sims first and that info should be made widely available to the general public so we can call the thieving bast.ards and tell them how we feel.

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PRICE REDUCTION!!! Now N235k Valid till 10pm tonight, pick up the phone and grab a bargain

Buy me

Keep the calls coming, still available

still awaiting a buyer!!

Still available

Car can also be viewed in ikeja/alausa

Another revision

@ aush na wa o! Someone offered N150k. Why would I now take 120??. You need to come up a bit bro. Thanks for looking anyway.

price reviewed!!

Still available

Ogaemma and nihinlade, thanks for the offers but if you're serious about it feel free to give me a call whenever. I have a reserve price set and your not too far from the mark. Look forward to hearing from you guys.

Oh yeah! I stand corrected siena. The cavalier name skipped my mind but I believe its the model the vectra replaced . For the guys that made offers, you can call me to make an inspection and up your bid a little. Regards

bump!!

Still available , a cheap runaround

you are entitled to your opinion, Hence the reason why it is clearly written NEGOTIABLE.

move on please.

stll available-offers welcome

Lets deal

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Hi Guys, i'm selling my Red  88-92 Nigerian used Opel Vectra GT  hatchback (also know as a Vauxhall vectra in the U.K).

It's a 5-speed manual transmission and uses a 2.0i engine

Its done just over 135,000k Miles. I'ts got fabric seats, manual windows. Its a very reliable car and starts up everytime. has never given me any trouble. Only selling because i need to buy something else.

being an Old car it's got a few scuffs and minor dents (nothing too serious) and a few rust patches on one of the wheel arches which im willing to sort out or the buyer can. All in all its a good car and goes like lightning on the motorways.

Car is located in Ikoyi for inspection.

Price: N260,000 Negotiable

Call 08131077247 or reply here if interested.

Thanks