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Hisduchess:
Do you actually have sense at all sir

Lol, do you get scared at the mention of pants?? Hahahahhha

Just stop wearing them for now, no go let those guys use you do test oo

nurey:
Artificial Intelligent Wireless Iron (AIWI) for sale

1. Ability to chase landlord when he comes knocking for rent

2. Ability to identify sidechick when wife is at home and signal to her.

3. Ability to deal with wicked mother inlaw

4. 10cm thunder releasing antenna to fire enemies of progress

5. Good for torturing
etc

price is 150,000 naira only

Since we are all hyping and quoting unrealistic price, it's time to derail the thread

How much last, I'm offering 130k bro

donpata:
A friend sent me this pix of the car he wants to purchase. Asking price is N3m n slightly negotiable. is it a good buy? I don't have pix of interior but he said it's very clean.

You can't let other people or friends decide what a "good Buy " is, in terms of price.

I think that's the point kingreign is trying to make here, albeit in an unconventional way.

Let's take the case of the guy mentioned here too, legalwealth, if his tranny didn't pack up days after and he's still driving the car, then he would peg the "market price " of 08 es350 at 2.2m or so being the price he bought. Then we now all know the situation of the car and how it was bought

You should concentrate on checking the car history and document details for now, if it all checks out, then get a reliable mechanic to help inspect (not all issues with a car appear on vincheck , if stuff happened for eg on the way from tincan to mainland, it won't show up on carfax).

When you're certain it's good enough then you go ahead to bargain with seller till you get to what's comfortable for your pocket. It's always better to have more than one option lined up so that you don't get too desperate, if there's one thing we dealers can smell and take advangtage of, it's desperation.

Thanks

dru23:
Talking from experience .. There is nothing special about most of all these low tech or simple cars that some of these mechanic specialise in. The major thing is making sure u get a trust worthy and honest mechanic that know what he or she is doing.. My currant mechanic is from Togo.. He specialise mainly in Korea cars and Japanese cars. And also I have recommended him to other people.. The problem with Nigerians in general in regards to work ethic ,is that they lack customers service.. They don't care or know how to build clients ... nothing really special as to what are these mechanics do .. Just find an honest one that and stick to him.. What experience do you really need fixing outdated cars ?

Keyword bro, he has an area of specialization, thanks

The major thing I found wrong with this fella, is his jack of all brands boast, that alone gives me the red flags.

For eg, if you have a BMW which needs conversion from rhd to lhd, will you give it to that your guy from Togo?

Lifted1:
How many of your Volvo Mechanics have an online presence?
Does your personal kazeem have an online presence?
How many of the textbook mechanics here even have an online presence. Let's be realistic jare.
Having an online presence is a function of creating one, it's not a recognition awarded by some endorsement body. Any bussiness savy quack with an education can create a website and google presence.

By the way, Are you telling me all the RHD to LHD conversions carried out in Nigeria daily are done by Garages with online presence? Do you know howmany cars are converted in Ladipo every week ?

Gazzuzz fixing only certain brands is a choice. There are other "experts" here that do not take a preference to japanese or european.
My comparism was referenced to the multifaceted nature of the bussiness... Engine & suspension repairs/maintenance, bodyworks, part sales, vehicle sales etc.

He stepped out of line by derailing the thread with an advert, which is forgivable seeing he's new on the forum.

By the way , Why do I get the vibe you're sucking up to gazzuzz ? . I think say una be cat and rat.

How can I be sucking up to gazzuzz, does he fix Volvo? Abeg shift on that jare

I don't see any of my Volvo mechanics here bragging about fixing every car brand available on the market too.

Even coscharis can t claim to be Jack of all brands, most good mechanics have an area of specialization

If you're that good to the point you can fix all cars, then most definitely you won't be an illiterate kazeem, and a literate kazeem who has been practicing for 15yrs must have an online presence

This is the guys' attempt at having an online presence and it's obvious from the way he went about it that he's less than qualified. And don't try to even bother arguing it, most car brands require at least the use of sophisticated scan tools, you can't just come bragging and only way to convince me to give you a try is by insults and threats

Lifted1:
not to hold brief for the dude but, there's nothing unusual about that oga......Gazzuzz like a number of other experienced Mechs do all the above and more....from the same garage ....so , what gives? ? ? I don't see you calling him Benbella.
Don't knock another man's hustle without justification.
Many socalled experts here are textbook mechanics

So gazzuzz fixes all manners and brands of Cars? Does rhd to lhd conversion? Panel beating and painting? And it doesn't matter if it's a volvo or a Renault, just bring it in? Oh pls

If only you are an active participant in the auto industry, then you'll realise you'll only take any mechanic claiming to fix all cars with a pinch of salt

If he were that good, and he's been doing it for 15yrs, he must be known and will have had some sort of presence online either via his site or via someone somewhere mentioning or recommending him

Besides, this is an indirect advert thread for a direct competitor, he should develop some sense and go start his own thread and build his own name, instead of trying to reap from the sweat of Someone else

GAZZUZZ:
valarinz if you look up you go see that person here

Seen, thanks

Same writing pattern nd same logic pattern.

GAZZUZZ:
[s]It's easy, just flip thru their posts and threads. This one claims to be a female uber driver looking for car to buy @ 600k, at the same time her horseband is a uk trained mechanic. [/s]. That's for a different one

It is well

GAZZUZZ:
An alternate moniker that wants to have fun.

Chai....

Pls I need to know how you guys detect the multiple moniker niggas, so that I can recognise and ignore them when next i encounter one again

DCTrendy:
So many responses here, thanks so much everyone. No, the guy isnt a dealer. I later found out myself that the car is way too expensive. 216k mileage 03 highlander not a limited edition o... for $3650 plus $950 for shipping, he got extra $100 on the shipping alone, i dont care about the inland transport to the port he took $250 for that. so.....

I fire the car on Lagos Ibadan this past weekend, and i enjoyed it but still, it is still very expensive. And as i said earlier, i dont have any issues with him whatsoever and we remain distant friends we have always been but i cant do car business with him again. Never.

I was able to get a firm in New Jersey for the pick up from auction to port.

Thanks everyone for the reply.

Name pls

thebigkendo:
Oga volvo what is you honest opinion on the xc70 with 3.2l engine

Leave that car for now, the parts never too dey.

Except of course you're sure of the car being clean title ie probability of major break down in the nearest future being low...

Or you have tons of cash to import your own parts

thebigkendo:
Finally Dru has a number
Maybe I can now transact business with you

The power of Volvo

Clean car.......

Perfect for Kelly white....

Chimasunday:
Beside water side, Lakeview Phase 2, Shehu bustop, off Ago road / Apple junction road, Amuwo Odoofin LGA, Lagos. Phone number - 08165000488. You can't miss the place at all especially if a bike in the Estate directs you in. And also ask for Chima.

So this is where you fix Benz, Toyota, nissan, Honda, lexus even rolls Royce,

Fix ac and also car upholstery ,

Do panel beating and paint jobs,

Sell car parts and accessories ,

Do upgrade and rhd to lhd conversion,

Also sell and buy cars,

Nigga pls, choose one and stick to it, stop spreading your net to try and catch any fish available

The way you bragged and kept mentioning "company", I expected to see a name at least, something one can identify with. What the hell is 'take a bike and ask of chima', what's the difference with you and the niggas who hang around ladipo street and claim to fix everything wrong with any car you drive in with.

This is NL, not trade fair market, if you want to build a niche as a kazeem here, start from the scratch and prove yourself, don't just open a new moniker and start bragging anyhow here about how you're the best thing happening in auto biz in naija

Chimasunday:
Who told you I want to fight you. I want to invite you to come to my workshop and I want you to come with a big job along with you. PLEASE....

You keep saying "workshop", pls can you state the address? If the place is so big and sophisticated as you claim, it should have a verifiable address.

No 2c awe street, ifako -ijaiye Lagos is an address, state yours pls

The person who's appreciation thread you came to gatecrash with your roadside ladipo "I go do am" mentality has a company named gazzuzz autos

Type it in your Google search bar and you'll see what comes up.

I'm waiting for the name of that your own company which does everything that's ever possible to be done on cars, even plate number registration

Chimasunday:
You are a jealous piece of shit. Looool.... Get your popcorn in a trailer truck ready. Online marketing is taking over, bigger than oil money. I dey my clients anytime thanks to God. My company is going to grow all over your face in a few more weeks. Watch this space with those popcorns I told you about.

I asked you to explain your points in your local dialect to one of your boys and let them help translate and type in English for you, couldn't make anything out of this incoherent rubbish you just wrote.

I say saw "client" and I also saw "company". Are you saying you have one? Pls give us the name

Chimasunday:
You are a lazy jobless goat. Is it because of your 100 naira data you want to ruin the livelihood of so many workers in a mechanic workshop? Please if you have anything else to say, please can meet in person, one on one and sort this your problem for you with little cost. My phone number is on my profile.

One pic of that mechanic workshop pls

NB: Only frustrated low lifes resort to physical combat to buttress a point, if you were as busy and successful as you claim, then your priority won't be how to meet me one on one for a fight

HeavenlyBang:
Una don start. Why always you, Volvoman?

Cos I like trouble at times, no vex but you still never buy the Volvo you promised

GAZZUZZ:
Don't mind him, he is envious of your establishment. Share pictures of your business so it can put him to shame.

Bro, shift one side and let me battle this guy to the last here,

better still, grab one popcorn pack from weyreypey above and one Pepsi join

I wan know how one person take dey do all the jobs in auto industry and he's so good at it, yet he had the spare time to come open thread for NL to scout for fresh prey.

mejai:
World war loading....

Grab your popcorn, NL is not ladipo where the "I go do am" niggas reign supreme, he'll have to prove he's capable of doing half the things he claim he can do first, lest some naive first timer will fall victim

Chimasunday:
I'm sure you know how to do a big company advert and you want me to patronize me to do a better job for me, I am so sorry boy, the vacancy is closed. You can still make one for me with all my credentials and I might do a rethink. Last advice, go and get busy with your time, time is money ask Dangote. I am sure you are not older than the boy in my workshop who converts two right hand Toyota vehicles to left hand to suit the Nigerian driving system, he worked on these two cars in one day, something Oladipo main market will take one week to fix one car, and you have the guts and time to face this blessed direction with your ugly face. My brother just scroll down and walk away to the left hand side quickly and don't come back here again. I pray you take my advice so that people as old as my grandfather will never say Nigerian youths are lazy.

How can you possibly do all you listed above when you can't construct a simple sentence to express yourself properly.

Pls ask those your boys to help you construct a proper reply to my critique , it's ok if you speak your local dialect to explain him better....

When I get the reply from your boy, will take it from there

Chimasunday:
Call, text or Whatsapp - (+243) 08165000488 - Chima

Hello Car owners and everyone, my company's name is Chima Automobile Service. I run a car automobile mechanic workshop in Lagos, Nigeria and I am also very available to meet your needs even if you don't live in Lagos or Nigeria. My specialty and car service rendering is top notch and of better quality without being expensive. My instagram page has testimonials from customers on it for confirmation.

I can service, do maintenance and fix every mechanical issue concerning mostly Japanese cars, like Toyota, Honda, Lexus, Nissan, Mercedes-Benz and other brands.

I can change your Engines, Brake-pads, oil, fuel pumps, shocks, Car legs or tyres, service your engines or do a total change on it at your request. I can do full bodywork repairs on your car. I can also upgrade your cars by adding extra features of accessories like wheels, rims, A/Cs, Lights, Bumpers and Fenders, Stereo sound systems, speakers and other beautifying and effective components to make it glitter and look refurbished and make you feel good and comfortable with it.

I also deal on cars, used or brand new ones, as well as car body parts. I sell them to and buy from customers as well. Please contact my number for more info on what is available. Thank you.

Call, text or Whatsapp - (+243) 08165000488 - Chima �⚙���

Only you can fix all those on vaarious car models, repair ac and also do painting,,, hold on, you're also a 'car dealer' and you sell body parts too.

I'm reminded of those Dr. Benbella drugs that can cure all existing ailments, got to point out that for that sole reason, I never patronize him.

Good luck though