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About d issue of uploading.....try to use small letters on both username & password...cos wen I used capital letters I couldn't access myn

Growin up I had dreams of bcumin a mech engineer...waz d best in primary sch....I got into secondary I bleeped up in my junior secondary. ...I wasn't made a prefect and it pained ma ass big tym....I waz asked to fill in as a commercial or an art studnt cos am gonna struggle in d sciences accordin to a counsel. ....I bcame a commercial studnt and decided to make d bst out of it...wen I got to ss 3....I waz made d class captain....president of red cross society in my sch...Health prefect......and waz made d president of prefect and class captains association which d head boy who happened to b a science studnt was ma deputy and I was even more famous dan he is......in nut shell..*

Am just makin dis point.....u might choose a part 4 urself but deriz a greater path which uv not seen and God only givs us wat we need and not wat we want .....
Late Umar yaradua studied chemistry education in abu.....
president Jonathan studied zoology in uniport
professor pat utomi read mass comm in unn today he is a renowned economist ...
GOV Rotimi amechi studiend english language in uniport...
D richest man in Africa studied business management. ....
prof wole soyinka studied English and literature in oau..

D list goes on.....not everybody is cut out to b surgeons ... lawyers or engineers.....
I wnt deny d fact dat dis courses ar really marketable ......
But would u rada b a common lawyer instead of bcumin a renowned 1st class English student who later bcame minister 4 education. .....

Destiny can b delayed but neva denied......

I look 4ward to becomin a 1st class public administrator......cos rit now its wat u make out of ur course dat matters and not wat u read in sch.......

I repeat not everybody can bcum Doctors..lawyers..&.engineers ......
we all cut out 4 different purposes. .....
b d bst u can b any wer u find urself and bliev me d sky will only b ur startin point......am a livin testimony of it and would still continue blievin and doin ma tinz d way I knw best........


A memo 4 sum1 who has a sad face about his / her course. ....I pray it uplifts ur spirit cos if gudluck waz told he would bcum nigeria's president afta studying zoology he must hav seen dat person as a joke.....so am pleased to b a joker to uuuu....cheerssss

yuscom:
Hi my fellow Abusites, can u see am xo xo new in this thread? Who knows me some where else?

lol..yuscom d myskulite.....I sight u G.....

sundayakasdy:
my Tiv brothers call it kenny G but its refer to as Kerosine.

jeez guy u wicked......see as u dey blast tivs.....kenny G?.....bruhahahaha..am tryna picture their lips wen dey pronouns it....suswam d pig importer guvnor must not hear dis....*#lips sealed*#

barackodam:
Regular, 1.3k

Super pack 2.25k

Cherie noodles 1.8k

1300.....it's quiet xpensiv ohhh ..ashe na 950 I dey buy 4 lag ohhh.....thks bro.....
I knw wer to buy all my stuff 4rm now...inductive reasonin...use one to judge d whole.....my Economists in d house I hail ohh...na una dey undastand d mata pass

Waat is happenin here.....red eyez everywer....
abeg how much is a cartoon of indomie in zaria...dnt knw if I should buy 4rm lag.....every kobo is important to my survival in dis new city..

F tension......am already buyin ma provisions. ...Kongo state of mind.*.KSM.*....

Humblemigg:
congratz dude

thks hunblemigg...congrats too...
@ hadiza I sight u dear ..accept d course & thk of how u gonna make d best out of it.....
awon soyinka's......vewi soon na big big grama u go dey speak......and to oda faithful nairalanders of great abusite....I say congrats to d admitted and cheer up its neva ova until matric to dos believing in Him 4 future shortlistin.....

I done gain admission ohhh.....kongo here i come...any public administrator in d house

Sim k ....u realise I could persecute u unda sub section 5 ..paragraph 39 of Nigerian students sedition act should dis b a piece of bisma hisma.....I blieve u ar a learned man......should I hav any reason watsover to classify dis info Null,False & void......?

Abuklaw:
none but I think someone above said she Economics aspirant. The reason why I can't match you is because you want a B.sc economics aspirants while she want Economics aspirants (NO B.SC)

Am so sorry. Lol

hahahahaha....konji na bastard......Guys be misbehaving cos of a girl.......
abuklaw thumbs up 4 givin dat guy his size of shokoto.....

Happy centenary greatest abusites......dis admission bruhaha is gettin really interesting. ....Abu been giving student high BP since 1900....On my way to Jupiter already. ..cheers

Bboyabdul: Hello my fellow future Abusites...!
we have created a whatsapp group ,for
ABU zaria Aspirants.You can kindly drop your no in
the reply box so that i can add you to the group,if
you are interested or you can add me ,and let me
knw that you are aspirant so that i add you
ⓑⓑⓞⓨⓐⓑⓓⓤⓛ™ group Admin

@ admin 4lo dis link to access more abusite aspirants ..... www.myschool.com.ng/abu

Bboyabdul: Hello my fellow future Abusites...!
we have created a whatsapp group ,for
ABU zaria Aspirants.You can kindly drop your no in
the reply box so that i can add you to the group,if
you are interested or you can add me ,and let me
knw that you are aspirant so that i add you
ⓑⓑⓞⓨⓐⓑⓓⓤⓛ™ group Admin

08099022012

Abeg make una no binu 4 me.....who know d search name to take folo abu admission mata on Facebook....I mean current admission discussion forum

Isuleman: In vry srry for misundastndng u, Wsh u ol d best

wish u d best bro........
u a gentleman & I commend dat.......cos am a gentleman maself

Isuleman: @Alexsmith20: I'm more than ready to be admitted so I'm well prepared, next year is 3 far

@ isuleman ...u can sabi misquote person sha ni ohh....egon ė fimile kilodė.....wen I said rush like hot potatoes I meant jamb not abu......u need not remind me abu is one of d fastest uniz in naija base on academic calender despite d slow admissn process........
howeva its @valentyobe ...Not @Alexsmith20

Alexsmith20: hwz yr shoe like?

@ isuleman....I undastand ur point of view Nxt yr tinz..welcum.......@smith u sound like sum1 wit a bigger shoe to fit in....uv made ur point.....everybody has a cross to carry.....@ hadiza .....No word 4 uuu till I confirm say I dey go Kongo dis year... d best to All is wat I pray 4

Isuleman: Not bad o.......na gud news for thus that wanted to buy it

sure its a gud news 4 nxt yr aspirats.......Blieve me its a bad newz if u wer in ma shoes......Dey rushin us like hot potatoes

I DON'T WANT TO B D ONE TO BREAK DIS BAD NEWS BUT I JUST HAV TO COS OF NEXT YEAR STUDENTS. ..........




The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has announced that sales of application form for the 2015/2016 Unified Tertiary and Matriculation Examination (UTME) will commence on Monday 15th September, 2014 and closes Thursday 15th January 2015.

Prospective candidates are should not the following;

1.The 2015/2016 UTME will be Computer Based Test (CBT) mode only.2.The Registration Fee is Four thousand, Five Hundred Naira (N4500)3.The Registration cards can be obtained from the following banks and NIPOST: Zenith Bank Plc, Skye Bank Plc, Union Bank Plc and First Bank4.At the point of Purchase the following documents shall be made available to the candidates a) Syllabus for the examination in a hard copyb) Guidelines on admission (Brochure) in soft copy detailing list of tertiary institutions and available programmes of study (All these are at no extra cost)5.Candidates are to pay N500 to obtain the newly introduced book “The Last Days at Forcados High School.” However, this will be issued to candidates at the point of registration after showing evidence of payment.6.Only Computer Based Centres are authorized to register candidates for the 2015/2016 UTME7.The venue of the examination will be at the candidates chosen town during registration.8.Candidates are to note that irrespective of their choice of course of study or method of testing, they will also be tested on a general book: “The Last Days at Forcados High School” by A.H. Mohammed9.The 2015 JAMB CBT will be conducted on Saturday 28th February to 14th March 201510.Candidates who damage or lose their scratch cards before registration will have to purchase another one11.Multiple registrations are not allowed. Candidates who register more than once will have their entire result cancelled12.Candidates are to note that there will be no extension of the date of registration

obeenah40: lols, bt wait ohh, where is our Hadiza sef ??

Sorwee Queen hadiza is on recess.....she can't reply dos accusations 4 now......Am her new PRO.....would get back to uuu in a jiffy

Simkreative: lolx......there is wisdom in dis joke oo......if those guys decide to av a worst change of heart......u will start seeing WE ARE NO LONGER GIVEN YOU ADMISSION .....or PLEASE ENDERVOR TO WRITE ANOTHER JAMB

wat da heck........choiii naija turn its students to comedians overnyt.....make me kuma go print No admission Yet b4 dey shock me byond recovry

Cos I no fit rest afta all dis jamb bruhaha
I called ma lecturer frd who is a die hard in admission runz.....bro said dey waiting on d rems student dat hav finished and however more names hav been sent to d senate 4 approval which will b sent to jamb as regards merit list which should b available on www.abu.edu.ng as 4rm 1st week of September . ...so my fello abusites to b...make una chill cos na batch by batch jamb dey get d list not once......I no fear again ohh

hadizadeezy: lol na the app u dey use?

I get d app but I knw believe watin I see....
No admission yet. ....
wait fa any admin student don gain admission. ..
I don dey kolo 4 here

hadizadeezy: wetin happen!!

@ hadiza....I neva see anytin ohhh.....d error dey scare me.....

Abeg make person poor me ice water....I dey run temperature

Seriously. .....akokites...funaabites .. are all rejoicing about their admission. ....ABU is faster dan dis skuls fa......imagine lasu make strike don finish release admission list b4 abu......ABU I hate rough play & film tricks ohhh.......I smell sumtin fishy about dis their delayed admission process. ..... if ma name no dey dat list dey shouldn't release it 4 all I care tho

@ aliyu...am 4rm benue....sure idoma boy ...No fear I no dey ur department. ....Applied public Administration. ....@ Hadiza its been a long time coming. ...Na only me waka go ohhh

Hav neva commented on dis trend b4 howeva hav been an observer and secret follower of dis trend....congrats to obeenah...hadiza...abuklaw on ur results....I tapped 4rm ur blessin aswell.....
jamb 265...post utme 280...avrg..273.....
I pray d best for all contributin to dis trend and secret followers like myself.....u guyz rock much love