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Colourich:
My name is not on the list I assure you. I have nothing to do with male romancelanders.

Colourich If I want to fvck you, I would... Stop making mouth here... We know as e dey go

Colourich:
Is it sexcapades with other nairalanders or with ladies that are not nairalanders? just so we are clear.

Are you afraid that your name is on a list?

midolian:
"Only answerable to the Commander in Chief".

If he was not in cahoots with Buhari, how could he have given such a brazen answer to Osibanjo knowing that he, was the acting President.

This is what they should have done a long time ago.

They're now trying to catch up. Sense has finally fallen on them.
Let's just see whether the prices will be senseless.

Harryfrosh:
When are we Max 2 users getting android version 8 update

What rom are you on. Global stable rom or beta stable rom.

Cause the updates are all ready

Pant got torn while acting.

Thunder fire You dia.

With all your lies...

Dear RomanceLanders and Romancefuckers,

Yes, I promise to release my new sexcapade adventure of this week on my birthday.

So Romancelanders Watch Out

July 20th

robertito7:
To spot lie no too hard shaa
Lies everywhere on NL

What would be my purpose for lying on a faceless forum, fame, popularity, likes or what?

I say I need discouragement from straffing somebody.

It is keke my sister boarded to come back home. Did you not see keke rider?

Sheuns:
Your sister keke honked at the gate? Can you explain what you mean?.

The keke my sister boarded to come home, not that she owns a keke

Earthquake1:
Pedophile

I often know those who make the most snide comments have darkest secrets. It's a free world

I have a neighbour around 16years old in Ss2, Let me just say for the record although she looks mature with a good figure shape and all, I have no sexual attraction towards her probably because she's light skinned and I'm light skinned as well. I'm attracted to dark skinned girls.

I always see her as a friend and all. She usually comes to visit my younger sister who passed out from the same school as her.

On monday she came to my house after school, day before yesterday by 2pm claiming they are currently writing exams and she's on her free period and stuff. I usually talk and crack jokes with her. I never had any inclination that there could be something more to her visits until the day before yesterday.

When she got to my house, the first thing she asked was, where's my sister? I told her my sis wasn't around because she left to go fix her tab at computer village. She kept insisting to know when she left, when she'll be arriving and who else was left in the house.
I assured her, I was the only one home and my sis had left not quite long maybe 45mins to 1hr before She arrived.

She was fully relaxed and asked me for my phone. I gave it to her plus the password, mind you she checked my phone and the next thing she told me was, ''Chuddy you don't have any bad films here''. I was surprised and didn't really believe what I heard so I responded, ''which kind of bad film that I have enough bad films, shooting films, horror and sword''. She said, ''I'm supposed to know what she means'' and I told her I don't know that she should check for herself. The conversation was becoming akward for me cause deep down I knew what she was up to but I was somehow surprised at her audacity.

She fumbled through my phone and I left her to cook Indomie in the kitchen. Mind you, i have hidden porn videos on my phone with hard encryption. But I wasn't sure if she meant porn or something else and I had no sinister plan in my mind.

Like a joke this girl came to me in the kitchen with a loosened blouse and gave me my phone, telling me she knows most guys have blue film on their phones that I should show her where mine was. I was laughing like a fool when she said it and the more I continued to laugh, the more she was visibly angry and persistent that I should show her. So I told her I don't have any blue film that maybe next time I'll download but she should watch other movies. So she left with my phone to go chill in the sitting room.

I was a bit tensed in the kitchen, the thought of trying something with her crossed my mind but I waved it aside before any concrete thoughts could take shape. I stayed in my kitchen for a while, somehow I was weary of coming out.

After some time she called my name, that have I not finished cooking that she'll like to eat. So I rush over and prepare the dish in 2 plates and bring it to the parlour. Only for me to meet her with her blouse buttons open to her navel. I was shocked but I behaved calm, I think again because I'm not that really sexually attracted to the girl.

When I asked her why she opened her shirt, she was claiming that in her house whenever she wants to eat hot food she opens her blouse for fresh air. She wasn't even ashamed to show me her cup sized bra contained breasts. So I ignored and we were eating from different plates. For posterity sake, my johnny was trying to reason the matter but my sense was calculating all the risks. What if I'm simply mistaking her naive nature? So I wanted to talk about something else but she asked me if I had a girlfriend.

I said yes, I have girlfriends or does she want to be my girlfriend in an unserious joking manner. And she said she'll think about it. I told her I was only joking jare. Then she said what would I offer her if she were my gf. I said nothing. I can't give you anything because you're too small for me.

I thought she might take offence but her reply was You too, you're too small for me.

At this point my brain just opened. I asked her what she meant and she said ''nothing''.

I came closer to her on the sofa (not intended by me in a sexual way) and at this point I really lost some decorum of control and inhibition and out of the blues like a movie scene she boldly reached for my crotch. It was almost like she knew I was struggling with myself, I was just surprised at the whole scenario of how she could be seducing me with boldness in my own house. She just told me, ''wow Chuddy it's big o''. I was simply struck deaf and dumb till she dragged my face to her erect nipples. While she had unbuckled my belt, I was still reserving caution not to go beyond a certain point because my brothers I fell, I really fell.

She was all moaning and twirling on the sofa when I was just about to insert my finger into her kitty kat. When I heard my sister's keke rider horn at the gate. She still forcefully pulled my hand to finger her for some minutes before She hastened to dress up and I left with the dishes.

When my sister got into the house. She seemed so calm and collected.

Ever since then she has been disturbing me that She wants me in her...

I know I fell but please try to advice me to not Bleep this girl. Insults are welcomed but give me advice. I'm trying hard not to fantasize about this issue.

Jesus this Japanese Goal Keeper is a F*cking Wizard. E don dey enter Shaolin Soccer

Aswear this Japanese dey use petrol play football

seunny4lif:
You don't watch Japan matches.
Japan dey pass for a living

Like seriously they get Barcelona playing style

Japan goals are just classic

alertness:
but you watch porn without hassle?You need serious help.

Seriously it baffles me and the gal.

[quote author= post=68955984]How you can overcome It?

Learn to WATCH THE ROMANTIC MOVIE WITH HER...![/quote]How my brother,

Funny thing is, she hates Porn - not the acts though but the idea of watching porn while she's a romantic film freak. I on the otherhand, detest romance movies and a Porn consumer.

How I wan take learn to watch romantic movies with her?

My gf always complains whenever I refuse to watch romantic movies with her or I switch off the movie or fast forward whenever a sex scene is involved.

I've tried but I just can't watch a sex or kissing scene. I think this is some kind of mental conditioning during my childhood.

The way I grew up, When my parents are around, I dare not watch an Oyibo film talk less of one with a sex scene or kissing scene.

Even now in my early adult life, I can't seem to watch a sex scene in movies but I can watch porn without issues. Why? And how can I overcome this mental barrier?

I need your advice. Thanks

MakeQuickCash:
Bros no vex abeg but me and you no be mate.

Looking at your picture below you resemble person wey never chop for 3 days.
Who on earth dey even go shoprite dey snap foto put for facebook? Na sufferhead people dey do that kind thing.

I take God beg you send me your account number make I wire you like 30k.

Vandal Savage

ChiChilolo:
my sister it's like you're tired of this nairaland boys

Na men full this area o. No underrate anybody here o madam

DaveChapelle:
This Op has chop and clean mouth and he's now asking Jamb question, later when somebody else carry her matter, you'll open heartbreak thread...Continue

Op before chopping kpekus

Only chopping kpekus can give true enlightenment. #ifyouknowyouknow