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lasty2k18:
and dis one wil stil cal himsef responsible dude

izoryt

Yeah I am Responsible as f*ck

schoolboij:
Illiterate Wawa pig! Even after it was stated in the news that they are from chibok, you still had to show the stupidity you inherited from your osu father.

Mumu I'm a Yoruba boy

naijacentric:
if its an emotional stuff wat about prostitutes dey dont show emotional attachment to their customers now

Even Prostitutes have feelings for boyfriends, ya know - That one steady guy wey dey chop their kitten steady steady.

I've heard of runsgirls who pay their boyfriend's school fees

chiommy123:
pls what is kpekus

Pussy Vagina toto weewee puccy kitten cunt clit punanii

Why is it that a girl can never truly love you until you've chopped her kpekus.

There's this girl I chased and chased for over some months, she said she didn't love me and we should be friends. But the moment I chopped her kpekus, her life turned around and her story changed.

I don't feel the love for her anymore but Now she calls me steady telling me she loves me more. .

Why does kpekus determine relationships for ladies? Bet why?

I love this vehicle. If only I had cash @ hand?

Afonja

I did not feel anything killing him, human being is the same thing as animals. My regret is that we did not succeed in making the money and that the native doctor escaped arrest.”

Because of this kind people, person no go fit wear him dreads comfortably. Thunder from Ogbomosho kee you there

I saw 3 cockroaches in my kitchen yesterday doing a three-some. If I had seen this thread earlier I could've taken some pics.

But I have phobia for cockroaches

Both her, sars, Idris and everyone saying #endsars are all mad

I've grown up with a lot of friends and brothers in the hood who are into the whole yahoo and yahoo plus saga.
To start to tell stories here about the strict guidelines of my friends' traditional herbalists would be a gargantuan task.
I met one of em last week and he currently drives a Bentley, I mean a bentley that's not that popular in naija. So many things he told me.
I know Buhari situation is driving me to hunger and near madness but I pray to God to prevent me from falling into deep temptation because things are hard.

I've usually seen some online peeps who say yahoo voodoo is not real. Maybe I'll go into my some of my friends experiences and how they tried to tempt me some other time but all I have to say is These guys aint enjoying their money. They mostly know how to brag woth slangs like get rich or die trying but when death comes...

I've said too much, I don't know how to scratch a deep surface.
Peace

Here is a picture of his apprentice. 2 surprisingly small boys. I cannot even fathom how to explain it to you people.

Women are Violent Creatures.

They settle small quarrels with knives
They settle their big troubles with acid
They settle inconsequential issues with hot water
In the end their most beloved weapon of settlement is an axe.

A woman doesn't think or process situations with logic or reasoning, their primitive senses are based on heightened emotions which can be swayed negatively or positively.

Simply put a woman has a fish brain full of sea weed and short term memory.

Fashx007:
who is believing this poo Op just wrote ,so he wasn't aware when penetrating that she's a virgin ....hmmmm lies men tell just for the front-page

See my guy it took hours to penetrate and I mean hours plus my deek almost tore from pains. I had doubts that she was a virgin. It was when I finally entered with the bloody warfare that I realised what's up. And she confessed after I was very angry. I did not fabricate anything bros

Famousqueen:
i smell lies everywhere

vic4real22:
this is a fibracated story young man, if i should believe this then i can believe anything.

LordAdam16:
Cholera is an understatement.

Not that I believe your story. It doesn't add up.

-Lord

Why the fvck would I fabricate a story I'm passing through, is it for cheap likes or what? All i need is advice on how to leave the girl because she's a cele girl that has vowed to deal with me if I don't marry her.

lefulefu:
but u guys had sex chat right?

Yeah I did most of the chatting, she did most of the listening and curiousity.
I must've over assumed she be bad girl. Na innocenty I go jam
She's 21

ubunja:
lol dude you dont know how much this guy pisses me off #TeamVirginHunter.

Ubunja Next time I go forward em to you

lefulefu:
she's a naughty virgin... Madonna type of virgin. Its like she really wants to explore. I wonder why op dont want to take her for d ride.its not like she's frigid or naive based on wat op said on his post.

I'm 101% sure there are some guys like me outchea we avoid virgins like cholera outbreak. Yet I don't know why I come across most of them.

gabinogem:
have u ever deflowered a lady before?

This girl is the 3rd girl I've deflowered. The second girl I deflowered also deceived me that she also was not a virgin only for her to make U turn after I burst am.

DrTims:
You don't mean it Anyway just calm down and take things slow with her. So you mean you can't marry her

Baba me I jus wan flex oo. I been no take am serious. Marriage no dey my bucket list ooo. It's what I tell every girl I intend to have fun with.

For all intents and purposes let me make this brief as I can.

I met this beautiful girl some months ago, like 4 months ago. To cut the long story short, She dresses sexy and has a bad ass shape.

I wooed her with sexy chats and during our chats I made her understand that I was not interested in virgins.

She led me to understand that she wasn't a virgin and she had an ex boyfriend who'd had sex with her. I was cool and happy about that cos I don't do virgins.

Fast forward to some months later, we recently had sex, her punna was extraordinarily tight and by the time I had penetrated the outer strata, I was surprised with the whole bloody process. Then I asked her again in a serious and angry tone. And she told me that she was a Virgin and that she lied because she didn't want me to leave her.

I'm so angry right now. She's begging me to understand. I told her if I knew she was a Virgin, I would never ever have sex with her. She's distraught and I'm distraught about why she deceived me.

I don't know how to go about this, all I wanted is sex now she's saying I must marry her since I'm her first and if I don't she will lay curses on me.

Insults are welcome but valuable advice is needed

QueenSuccubus:
Nope...Im an Asian who lost the trail on NL

Oh I see :干得好，我很高兴认识你

ubunja:
my point is why did you jump to highlight the extreme end "Life" instead of the "15 years". you saw that 15 years doesnt generate views hey?

You no say Oyibo no be Naija, dem dey take sex offense personal. Dem fit jail her for life o. Dem no send if she be celebobo

QueenSuccubus:


Well , i have no idea what is MMM & EDO-LIBYA but all i thought when ppol say, pyramid scheme , they are just talking abt money until this one came to light..

This one na balm pass any scheme ooo

Lolz. You no sabi MMM AND EDO-LIBYA hustle? Are you a Nigerian?

QueenSuccubus:


Pyramid scheme of sex slavery?

I wonder who are those she recruited? Any big names to spill?

I will be following this news on TMZ

Like a mixture of MMM and Edo-Libya hustle gone wrong

Is it me or is that animal not looking so f*cking wierd and scary?

Thsnk God say I no be her stepfather

Op this your title na die. Banana thieves caught and flogged mercilessly by Banana Owner