₦airaland Forum

Comedy

The driver is wrong to have done that.

The economic situation of the country keeps frustrating everyone, passengers, drivers, managers and companies alike. There is no fuel, too much security checkpoints along the roads, even as the thieves still worry the drivers, and bad roads to add an icing to the cake of troubles.

Instead of losing his cool and threatening passengers, he should have explained to them that he cannot find fuel, and that he cannot continue at such late hours because of their safety.

Some people will come here and support him, defend his actions even as he has loaded weapons and ammunition.

But an unknown woman who is bearing a name and promises to stay in Canada and poison people in Nigeria by Bluetooth will receive parliamentary disapproval, upto the extent of the Nigerian Parliament writing a letter against the phantom figure under 24 hours? Where is Abike Dagringrin now?

Nigeria is finished.

Onitsha to Enugu express security checkpoints

1. Awkuzu Junction army
2. Awkuzu Junction FRSC
2. Dunukofia LG hqts police
3. Enugu ukwu Junction police
4. Amawbia Junction police
5. Unizik Junction army
6. Mopol base Awka Junction police
7. Prince and Princess hostel front army
8. Amansea boundary police
9. Ugwuoba boundary police
10. Ugwuoba bridge police team
11. Ugwuoba Junction army
12. Ugwuoba Junction NDLEA
13. Ugwuoba Junction FRSC
14. Ugwuoba Central army
15. Oji river Junction army 1
16. Oji River Junction army 2
17. Ezeagu express army
18. Near Nkwo ezeagu police
19. Near tiles factory police
20. Umumba Ndiuno express police 1
21. Umumba Ndiuno express police 2
22. Nsude express (approach to ninth mile) police
23. Ngwo express army
24. Ngwo express anti terror squad
25. Onyeama Hill (near refuse dump) army
26. Onyeama Hill (near coal mine) army
27. Abakpa interchange police
28. Abakpa Junction FRSC

This is what a traveller moving just 105 KM from Onitsha to Enugu will endure. A checkpoint after ever 3.7 km.

Are we at war?

There are much more than 98 checkpoints there. They should count well.

Or should I count the ones inside one state for us?

Anambra 15 checkpoints? Only Onitsha has more than 25 that I can count.

The report is inaccurate.

Start from your entry into Onitsha from old River Niger bridge.

1. Head bridge entrance police
2. Head bridge entrance army
3. Head bridge under bridge police
4. Upper iweka under flyover police
5. Iweka Road (Izuchukwu Park front) police
6. Owerri Road police
7. Owerri Road army
8. Awka Road to main market police
9. New tarzan Park police
10. Mgbuka Obosi Junction police
11. Electrical market Junction police
12. Owerri Road express new flyover police (under flyover) police
13. Obosi Road entrance from New flyover police
14. Between ochanja and main market police
15. Oba Road army

Factcheck0001:
Igbos n obsession with Wetin no concern them

If they give u your size now u will start tagging FIFA n saying they hate u

Can't you Factcheck why the indegenes of Lagos are asking all the ronu people from Ogun, ondo, Ekiti, Oyo and especially Osun to get out of their Lagos?

SmartyPants:
Oh but when coming up with silly theories about how she is not Igbo, you never told us where she is really from, did you? Did you try to find out her village then? Don't worry superintendent Osagie will sort the matter out.

We await superintendent Osagie (if he is not a product of APC Propaganda mill too)

SmartyPants:
So you mean the Amaka is not Igbo but merely pretending? What kind of person are you? No atom of shame?

Lol.

Aisha we know is being silly because of politics. Her shame is at least in exchange for the political reward she is seeking.

As for Amaka, the beautiful thing is that she will explain herself very well to the Canadanian police. Remember superintendent Bassey Osagie is on the case?

Remind us when she is identified and arrested. Be kind to tell us where her village is. Thanks.

Sorry

OmotolaFarinola:
We the south West are suffering from this government the most

They cannot suffer. Just to remember their brother is the president can make them endure hunger for a month

trutharena:
Self-determination is a right that every ethnic group should have.

Really?

So, what's their suggestion about the problems plaguing the country?

Ethnic sell-determination

These people have a big problem aswear.

They should be made to understand that Lagos is asking to be a country of their own

ariesbull:
South East economy is a bit protected from inflation ,maybe it has to do with their economic team or their investment in agriculture to shore up the Northern products or lower cost of operation !

The south east is farming aggressively, now that the forests are not as dangerous as before.

We warned people that this man has nothing upstairs apart from kleptomania and a terrible ability to calculate evil.

Now it's sinking in, the next 8 years will be characterised with his ability to hang onto power, while people suffer. His appointees knows he is corrupt, so they will not waste time working like the foolish Umahi guy,they will be on the sidelines stuffing their pockets.

Wike will be working like a megalomaniac, loquacious, uncouth and idiotic, knowing that the druggie cannot go after him, since he knows the secrets that brought him to power.

It's a bleak next 7 years guys,.

Just learn to adapt and survive.

It will even get worse, a person who have never achieved anything good for others is changing cabinet to make things better?

You can steal power, but you cannot steal good performance. You no get am be say you no get am.

The best he can achieve is to be sharing rice to his minions like fowls or giving paltry amounts of money as student loans to students that need over 100% of that money to survive in a year.

We should first understand what a healthy diet means. A food containing mostly, ingredients that could be beneficial to healthy living, which means fruits and vegetables, plus nuts and healthy protein.

The south east and north are positioned to be a least costly alternative location with these foods, due to the lush greenery of their environment, (east) and the cold environments in the North, Plateau, Nassarawa, Niger etc. plus the growth of fruits and vegetables which is being supported by an educated population in the east.

No surprises here.

Difrent:
It's true . And no big deal . It's politics

LP uses the same tactics too

That was how Peter Obi was telling Anambra people that Ngige represents the yoruba party ACN.

Again, No big deal

Sir, Peter Obi will not do that, threaten a whole tribe with death just because of politics. Stop justifying wickedness because it is being perpetrated by your people.

I knew it.

You know there's this strong trust and friendship between the Edo people and Igbos. The bond and understanding seems to be getting strong in recent years because both tribes now understand that they have a common objective for peace and progress, and are being hated by the same people.

This was why Reno o'mockry started the lies about an Igbo man insulting the Oba of Benin. That one failed flat, they now invented the Amaka issue. Watch how they gave the news life, and aimed to blow it out of proportion to make the Edo people lose focus, attack Igbos while the haters seize their government and resources like they did in Imo state.

lexy2014:
I didnt ask you if you are right or wrong. I asked you

if you say that all forms of negligence and corruption have not been eliminated at the state level in nigeria, how come you earlier said that

you failed to answer this question...Since you say "Nobody will allow his state to be worse", how are Nigerian states faring in terms of good governance, corruption and negligence?

so No, I dont understand what you are saying.

I have answered the question severally. Why are you repeating it? That you failed to understand my response cannot be blamed on me.

lexy2014:
if you say that all forms of negligence and corruption have not been eliminated at the state level in nigeria, how come you earlier said that

you failed to answer this question...Since you say "Nobody will allow his state to be worse", how are Nigerian states faring in terms of good governance, corruption and negligence?

so No, I dont understand what you are saying.

I am still right in what I was saying, because most negligence and corruption would be removed when states can control their own institutions. As long as federal government controls those institutions like police and judiciary, there will be no state best practices.

underpinna:
Him dey put fear for those people mind. 😆

Really?

I was even thinking amaka is causing it?

JuicyEarth:
This guy truly works for the government.

It's obvious..

Some of these people know somethings we all don't know.

For example, why some people can open their mouths and threaten Nigerians openly, and go free, and why it becomes an issue when some others do the same thing.

lexy2014:
that is not what I asked you.

has all forms of negligence and corruption has been eliminated in all the states of the federation?

Since you say "Nobody will allow his state to be worse", how are Nigerian states faring in terms of good governance, corruption and negligence?

No, but whatever forms of negligence and corruption we have in states pales into insignificance when compared to the magnitude of what happens on the federal level, over the same two evils.

But what I was trying to let you understand is that the ineptitude and corruption on the federal level is directly fueling every other evil on the state level,since every crime fighting, legal or economic controls are based on the federal level. States have no control over their crime rates, punishment, or economic performance.

Hope you understand now?

Enugurangers:
Since when did Simon Ekpa become Non Igbo?

Since non igbos like you adopted him, and are his foot soldiers spreading his hate and killing innocent people.

opamoses1:
Kiss the truth

A non Igbo working for Simon Ekpa

It follows that non igbos are the unknown gunmen killing people.

God bless Governor Otti, the best governor in Nigeria since 2023.

Watch this thread, watch the posters, the only people posting about Simon Ekpa are people who hate Igbos here everyday.

Follow the trend, and you will know who the real UGM are.

Simon Ekpa is another Propaganda to divert people from the hunger afflicting them. Check very well, the same people pushing other APC Propaganda are always the same people creating and sustained Simon Ekpa news everyday.

The Canadian woman story didn't trend too much, they are grasping on Simon Ekpa news to keep you people entertained as they steal the country blind.

Thieves.

Kobojunkieee:
Abeg enter gutter somewhere with your statistics. Nigerians and always attempting to brandish meaningless things in a debate about the meaningful na conjoined twins— siamese twins level— matter that one be!

If you run out of points to debate me, just accept defeat and walk. Stop throwing tantrums.

Kobojunkieee:
Abeg enter gutter somewhere with your statistics.

Glad to see you defeated again. Have a nice day.