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RomanceRe: So Girls, Tell Us... by VaselineAloe: 12:20am On Sep 16, 2015
Oyind17:
I use peniiiiiis to wipe it cool
i can lik it up 4 u embarassed
CelebritiesRe: See Reasons Why Shaving Your Vag!na Is Bad by VaselineAloe: 11:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
YourMain:
Lol. I'm sure mrsphyno has her perfect for you wink :*
ion no who dat is undecided

bae, u d 1 dat i want embarassed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKPYe53h78
CelebritiesRe: See Reasons Why Shaving Your Vag!na Is Bad by VaselineAloe: 11:26pm On Sep 15, 2015
YourMain:
Guys don't go down unless you mow that lawn...
bae, i eat ur kitty evin if u av jungle der, but i prefa shave kitty doe undecided

pleas bae, lemme b YourMainMan embarassed
RomanceRe: Are All Girls Taken.... by VaselineAloe: 11:11pm On Sep 15, 2015
YourMain:
Doing what to whom ?
bae, yuwa killin me sofly wit ur dp display

i donno wat 2 do embarassed

pleas wil u help me huh i no u av a gentel hart smiley
RomanceRe: Are All Girls Taken.... by VaselineAloe: 11:05pm On Sep 15, 2015
YourMain:
Awh poor baby
bae, y r u doin dis 2 me huh huh

y huh
RomanceRe: Wedding Test, A Must Read For Guys!! by VaselineAloe: 5:33pm On Sep 15, 2015
Daniel058:
God help us guys . . Me just hate how Mr D always ready to pop up. grin




Even when least expected,.. . Na Wah
y is she play wit snakes huh

if yuwa play wit snake den xpec snake bite, simples angry
RomanceRe: Whats Your ZODIAC SIGN? by VaselineAloe: 5:29pm On Sep 15, 2015
EggovinMma:
[size=18pt]Vaseline [/size] kiss kiss kiss

I can't wait to spread you all over my soft breasts cheesy
bae, u r ma only zodac signs embarassed

yes, ah spred ma vaseline on ur 2 bosom an masage ur sof blak niple til is very had an point out kiss

if yuwa redy, den leggo eggo wink
RomanceRe: Wedding Test, A Must Read For Guys!! by VaselineAloe: 5:19pm On Sep 15, 2015
so if i follo ha upster, den wat, afta my preek is had den she say no u av fail d tes huh

so she jus live my preek had an go, lie lie undecided

nonsense, sum1 mus pay 4 d konji dat av arise insy me angry
RomanceRe: Pix Of A Luvly Cuple by VaselineAloe(op): 11:38pm On Sep 14, 2015
sinaj:
*faints*
my loss luva kiss d gel wit d veri delishus yansh, yum yum

i jus hope dat u fine a husban dat apreshay dat ur yansh an u of cus tongue
RomanceRe: Pix Of A Luvly Cuple by VaselineAloe(op): 11:33pm On Sep 14, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
 
import sense.nairaland.Urgent


post class NONSENSE

{
private Brain box(empty) ;

{
i.q int I.Q_Lenght = 0.000000001;
int i.q[] = new int [ I.Q_Lenght];

For ( int counter =0; counter < i.q . lenght; counter - -)
i.q[counter] = 0 * 0 + counter;



System.out.printf( '' VaselineAloe, got no available sense '') ;



}

}

mumu, ur code wil neva prints any tin if d recursitivitiness r false
RomanceRe: Am So Tired Of Being Single by VaselineAloe: 11:22pm On Sep 14, 2015
OP, yuwa in nid of 2 tinz

1) a microwave ofen

2)sum vaseline 4rm a nerby store

use a spoon 2 scoop d vaseline in big chunkies an place in microwave ofen

https://cache.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/vaseline-fire-starters-lilgreen-2.jpg



alow it insy d ofen 4 1 minites til it as disolve an as liquidy

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7145/6757177163_1b4943e1f3_z.jpg



alow 2 cool 4 sum minites an den aply wile stil worm 2 ur manhood
RomanceRe: Pix Of A Luvly Cuple by VaselineAloe(op): 11:09pm On Sep 14, 2015
lekjons:
shocked really?!
yes, der is a nigggah in al of us, u jus av 2 fine im smiley
RomanceRe: Which Number Is Best Arrangement? by VaselineAloe: 11:08pm On Sep 14, 2015
Aminat508:
Which Number has the best arrangement?
1. Sex, Love and Marriage
2. Love, Marriage and Sex
3. Marriage, Love and Sex
4. Love, Sex and Marriage

And why?

Let's hear from You.

al dat mata 2 me is d qualiti of ur yansh, not al dis english yuwa spoken here

do u av a gud yansh huh if yes, den daz case close angry
RomanceRe: Pix Of A Luvly Cuple by VaselineAloe(op): 11:03pm On Sep 14, 2015
lekjons:
who is a 'NIGGA'??
is a white nigggah, sem way dey av chinese an asian nigggahs
RomanceRe: Pix Of A Luvly Cuple by VaselineAloe(op): 11:02pm On Sep 14, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
[color=#ff4500]/* systemError()
Return: NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE ; */

Logcat 3340 line 21[/color]
class gerrare_here
{
public function get_sense ()
{
//initiat sense retreiv protocel

}
}

$help_im = new gerrare_here();

$help_im->get_sense();
RomancePix Of A Luvly Cuple by VaselineAloe(op): 10:40pm On Sep 14, 2015
RomanceRe: Top 5 Nairalanders With The Biggest Breasts(boobs) by VaselineAloe: 10:21pm On Sep 14, 2015
jus as u av LASMA 4 lagos pesins

dey cal me YANSHMA cus am a yansh pesin, am a yansh man angry

boobs didnt intress me, wel i lik 2 press it sha, but u can usual fine me @ d YANSHMA ofice in ikeja smiley
RomanceLady, Be Lik Selena Gomez An Luk Gud 4 Ya Man by VaselineAloe(op): 7:11am On Sep 12, 2015
gel, is alway gud 2 luk gud 4 ya man, so star lukin gud 2day




(•_•)
< ) )╯ I jus wana luk gud 4 u
/ \
(•_•)
<( (> gud 4 u, oh oh
/ \
RomanceAm Likin Yansh Tonight by VaselineAloe(op): 11:27am On Sep 10, 2015
Finaly, av fand a sweee juice yansh, very juice an delicous yansh, yummy

She agry 2 lemme eat 4rm ha yansh, so am gonna put grape an strawbry inside d yansh and den she sit on ma face an push d grape an strawbry 4rm ha yansh insy ma mout, yummy

[img]http://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRl-hU33wacTD8cDzXV3wP3IHou9cPuM6HBZZfB2fVkX0I6KhK-x2mwOdWl2Q[/img]

RomanceRe: Ladies Why Some Of You Still Wear Panties When There Is G-string by VaselineAloe: 10:14am On Sep 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Why men still wear boxers when men thongs are available huh

Yeah, what's that word? Preference. Choice.
umm.... i wer tongs, so wat r u talk abat huh huh

dat ton ton ton ton ton tongue
RomanceRe: OMG!!! Engagement Ring Falls Into Ocean As Man Asks Girlfriend To Marry Him by VaselineAloe: 9:56am On Sep 08, 2015
RomanceRomancers Pleas Don 4get 2 Rub Vaseline Dis Morin by VaselineAloe(op): 9:48am On Sep 08, 2015
embarassed embarassed pleas, no ashy blak yansh, rub ur vaseline, pleas embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by VaselineAloe: 9:43am On Sep 08, 2015
Op, doe uwa a brok nigggah, i agry wit sum of dis tinz

but uwa a brok nigggah sha, blade 10 nira an 200 nira hercut, chai undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Photos) by VaselineAloe: 5:01pm On Sep 07, 2015
mtcheew, anoda snake on d naira web undecided



https://fat.gfycat.com/NeighboringGracefulAyeaye.gif
RomanceRe: Ladies: How Do You Feel When Guys Are Staring At Your Boobs by VaselineAloe: 12:41am On Sep 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:
It depends on the lady. Personally, I don't like that sort of thing because I find it disrespectful. It's comparable to "he undressed me with his eyes". It's an uncomfortable feeling.
wat do u lik sef huh alway complain dat man d dis an da angry
RomanceRe: Woman Flees After Surprise Proposal At Abuja Restaurant (Photos) by VaselineAloe: 12:25am On Sep 02, 2015
ihatebuhari pleas can i lik ur yansh huh huh

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