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Krystalxxx:
what is yansh likin?

bae, i av so mush to teash u

i tot i saw a puddy kat

Krystalxxx:
No I just learnt

bae, u not bad looker, not bad r all

r u dan 4 sum yansh likin

Abukia404:
Love has taught me to use my head and not my heart

yes, yes, use ya hed bae

bet y wil i chop d kitty of planten chips sella

am sori mrschima, bet ion chop ah broke bish

MrsPhyno:
I'm not sure I understand this thread sha.....
But personally, I'm a weak and gentle sumborry
You can knock me down easily

Hence I prefer to lean on a wall or something u get

Pleas kana lik ur yansh

No nairaland gel agrre giv me yansh

U can com insy ma mout

punkyveer, pleas kana lik ur yansh dis morin

i dream dat i was eatin a fine gel yansh, dat she was moan an almos cry as my tong serch insy ha yansh

pleas punky, lez get funky

ronald4lif:
This usually depends on how long you two have been together, what she means to you and your budget.

For someone you haven't been seeing for long an average and inexpensive gift should do. On this I suggest make-up kit, any sized-female clothing (don't forget to include panties or bra or both lol), a watch or shoes.

For a long term partner try getting her a personalised silver/gold necklace with her name inscribed on it. There are some from Swarovski that aren't too expensive and can leave long lasting memories. Or again depending on your budget any latest choice gadget would do.

If you two are cohabiting you could try wake up way earlier and fix her breakfast and serve her in bed with a note of I love you and happy birthday. But if not during the evenings you two can go to a museum, fun/recreational centres or general sight-seeing or just the movies. Don't forget your late evenings birthday coital obligation.

how pesin wan go swarosky wit only 5k

halfrica:
m a girl
I love ur sense of humour
U a blessing to the world
A rare gem love u to the moon nd bck tho
Mutual love!!!!!

Hmmm, na wa oo

Chop kiss sha

halfrica:
you amazing
I love u

i hope uwa not a boy woman doe

d tot of nneka123 peniis av alredy scar me

1) i luv ma vaseline

2) av try nivea an oda creme, but ma peniis alway prefa vaseline

3) i lik it wen d vaseline is warm, u can hot it wit microwave or oda hot device

4) i pefa nite masterbation to day time

5) among al d vaseline, shea buta is ma bes one

6) i slip total nekid wering only ma vaseline as protecture layer

7) am alway angry if ma vaseline finish

yanabasee:
OP, weldon oh....

Lalasticlala come and see ur friend....

Yes, we shu cc lalastic, deez r front page materals

y is ah man regista as woman, abi is gay tinz

fest dey say dat nneka123 is man

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now oda man r follo d foots of nneka an r boy woman on d naira web

if gay tinz, is bera u com outsy d closet, dan crate woman accant insy d closet

u wil neva get a peniis if u stay insy d closet

abi is peniis u want dat mak u becom a boy woman

just follo ur hart, i no is had

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com outsy d closet

com out, is ok, ah promise, is safe, u can com outsy

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i lik dis tred

a hole 100 naira !!!!!!!!!!!

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dpo mus here dis

chukwudi44:
All you mofos were saying was " even [size=28pt]if he presents NEPA bill as certificate we will still vote for him[/size]"

tohphunmie:
Yes oo, that no matter how badly u treat them they would still not leave you alone!

bae pleas lemme unty ur wrappa

tak of all ya clot

am swetin

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my peniis av ardened

y dis useless gel is putin ha pix

CUM4WHAT:
NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE

y r u typ nonsens all ova naira web

am sur u av alredy high dis morin, cocaine an sk wash dan wit alomo no be play ooo

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sooo, am abat 2 masterbate, wen i rich 4 d vaseline an no vaseline anywere, so i say, were is ma vaseline

i put d lite on an chek everywere, an is alredy arand 11pm nite time, d time i lik to master bate an i no dat no shop r open at nite time

so i begin to panik, were is ma vaseline were is ma vaseline were is ma vaseline

afta av serch an 2 no availing, i decide to use ma raw hand

am still recova 4rm fricture buns on ma peniis


so waris d lesin y am tellin u dis

is so dat u r always no were u put ur vaseline, at all time.

chai! pesin fit use dat squa face do sheild an amor

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rose r red, vailet r blu an 2nite am fvkin u

#Enrique

av neva see a cute gel fart b4

4 dose dat tink am lyin, axe ya sef, y wil bad smell com 4rm cute gel yansh, it cant happen

so do cute gel fart

i tink if dey r fart at all, den it smell lik glade air freshna lavenda

Yello

derrick333:
Ur eye ball touch som1 eye ball too ,NA okpolo kissin una de do ?

duuuuuhhhhh

daz y we r close owa eye

2 avoi okpolo kisas dat cum strat 4 d eye, don u no daz ow sum spirit r enta pple, okpolo jutsu, close ya eye, don say i din wan u, if u strong den open ya eye den an follo okpolo, mttheeew

1 of dez day i wil put ma peniis insy dis onila gel mout an i wil lunsh a misule

op r u craci

so u wan my eye balls 2 toush sum 1 balls

Y

Behira:
The guys shud answer dat

Dat ur yansh ehn

bae, pleas wil u sit on ma face

sit on ma face til u cum an i swallo al ur juice

al ma vaseline gels, shey u av ear

pm me an i wil giv u a vaseline