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deri4luv1:
Nope u don't

kgold1:
wow! That's lit!!! Really love that name as well but this naija wey we dey, you just give up on seeing many people with some of those names.

Used to love Vanessa as well till Olamide used it to sing that stupid song hehehe

kgold1:
wow! That's lit!!! Really love that name as well but this naija wey we dey, you just give up on seeing many people with some of those names.

Used to love Vanessa as well till Olamide used it to sing that stupid song hehehe

deri4luv1:
Background apps running is a big factor, some of these android apps continue to run in the background despite the obvious fact that you are sure you closed them, I didn't know this until I downloaded an app called '' SHUTAPP'' using the app, I realised I had about 40apps running in the background, after shutting them down and I charged my phone, my phone was fully charged within 1h30mins, meanwhile before it was 2-3hrs Download SHUTAPP from Google play store and thank me later, Cheers

kgold1:
lolol
but seriously bro, how many Laurets you don meet for Nigeria?

kgold1:
guy, Lauret in Nigeria?
kontinu searching ooo

stupidity:
So after much persuasion, she finally visit me today, one thing led to another, we BANGED!!! During the act her phone vibrated all through(she put it on silent/vibration mode). After the act, the phone range once more, she picked and answered in a very lowww tone.

"Baby, I was sleeping when you called, after the church service, I came home and cook, and slept off afterwards"


I was just there looking at her in disgust.

The next thing I heard from the phone was "I have been standing and knocking on your door for the past one hour"

She was shocked, she ended the call, put off the phone, she quickly dressed up and left.


My dear ladies, why, why, whyy!!! This girl did not tell me she has a boyfriend/fiance. Though I know I love GONKING but I do consider girls that are in a committed relationship.


E go hard to see faithful girl for we country. Its either they after the "dlck, or the money or whatever"


This isn't the first time am experiencing this. A girl once visited me and her boo called, she hurriedly paused the movie we were watching and told me to please "shhhhhh" she picked the call and formed sleeping things for the guy.

Anyways, if u be girl in a committed relationship and u dey read this, abeg cover your toto, what will it profit you to fvck anyhow and at the end your toto material go slack and turn agbada!!!



For me, if I see free toto, GONKING continues!!!

stigmond:
Lolzzz... Okay. Come around and I'll show you.

ernesty20:
Bought this watch when i visited Akure shopping mall last week at the rate of 350k..

Ladies, how does it look? Can get u one if you need it..

Dmarketter:
Ok I give up. I am tired of trying. Tired of hearing am not romantic. Nothing I dread more than birthdays, valentines, any holiday infact that exposes the fact I have no idea on what constitutes a romantic plan for my special one. I wanna change and be more romantic. What are the things a romantic man should be doing, ( please if being romantic equals being a mugu or maga, then I can't do that)

Need honest responses so we all can learn. Apparently there are many others like me. We are bloody clueless

fairlyusedpant:
Mehn, the thing shock me well pics is down there

iamdurent:
Where are those two twinkletwinkle little bitches?

Get ur flat asses here, slūts.


When the both of you was filling with mentions with trash, calling me "fagggot, gay to Jo fafa and all sorta rubbish" You forgot karma is a bítch!




I'd wake up in d morning by 6:30am to login my nairaland acct and see close to 15 mentions (or more) from these two slots!
It continued like DAT for a whole week!

Am back for u hoes, believ me am back for u both, cheap skanks.

Inspectahdeck:
LOL abeg which one be bishop style you killed it.