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sunshineV:
i bet you're on a java phone

Is that what you could afford in your family.. Well can't expect more from a poverty stricken generation

sunshineV:
na wen u mention "repair condom" i reason am say na hunger dey make u dey rush type nonsense. make i give u time to draft beta talk all dis wan na okoto meow skrr papapa

Lmao just to portray the fact that your pman dey very jobless but blockhead like you don't even get it . Next tym, try 2 be showing your elders at home chat wey pass ur brain before you reply

sunshineV:
kikiki come twitter make we continue (blvckopx) ur own don finish we go do am for dm so u no go cast

Eleribu.. I love it here i don't give nitwit my twitter user name.. Werey wan use style beg for dm.. I dont chat with people like below picture on twitter

sunshineV:
alaye no bust my belle werey wa ma lo i dey go out we go continue 4 nite...

Eleribu wan use style japaa oti ye mi. Olofo wan return the phone to the owner

sunshineV:
lol kini weyrey wi? onitsha bawo? u don dey lose dis battle o

Hahaha.. Olofo dey pretend like say e no understand . Baba wan dey use style to retreat... Which battle you dey fight, shey the battle wey don put your background for ground

sunshineV:
ahhhhh Lmfao afi epe nikan lo mo ... e be like say na ur grand ma u dey live with

Lmao shey d thing don pain you reach that extent ni.. You for signal make i calm down small . But but but but Eleribu si nie

sunshineV:
my pa get money o ask ur mama how my pa dey run her dat year...lol all these product of beer parlour sef wan dey form. we sabi d tori

You wan make i cast you no be your papa dey repair used condom under onitsha bridge . See a product of one night stand dey brag about im papa. Your papa wey no even fit afford better money for room 306. . Saki n sebi ora lmao.

sunshineV:
LOL dat one go pain u gan o wey u come type epistle ur tears is salty

As the pain entered through your deep bone
Olofo don't know what to type again. wa sofo ni meanwhile

sunshineV:
weyrey talking bout project like ur pa don ever step foot inna tertiary enviroment b4 make we nor talk LR

From a person that was advised to withdraw oma ale jati jati.. As if your parent have the money to sponsor your Education.. You better go register under GoFundMe

sunshineV:
abeg make i fess laff now back to the topic o gor sha u way ur own don catch faya u wan dey winchy me werey omo born troway... we know ur type NL commander

Lmao.. Iyalaya e gor, awon to bi e gor.. Are you this pained. A single condom could have prevented your miserable existence, if not because your Father was too lazy to cross the road last time.. Another southern ape like you wouldn't have been existing by now.. I no blame you, i blame your miserable parent that gave birth to a miserable person like you.. Omo ale oni baba mefa

sunshineV:
olofo why u no cum reply well na small grammer wey scatter ur pa head

Lmao... Oponu. You know i should type a whole project just to reply you and your fellow he Goat above you guys are frustrated and pained already.. Instead to drink sniper in peace, you shall want to die here RIP

nwachineke096:
I guess in your church, your pastor tell you it is well but it isn't

Maybe it might not be well with you and your generations. Who knows.. You've been writing Essays upon Essays here since morning are you this frustrated.. If Nigeria is bad, you don't need to come here and display your frustrated life under my post, I'm not the one behind your misfortune

sunshineV:
see as u calm down abuse my guy venoms001 i bet u no understand all the big grammer

Lmao.. Na small grammer dey freak illiterate like. You.. Go school u no gree, you talk say na conductor you wan be.. Now see how small English mk y dey pee for body.. Oponu alai ni ronu ni e

sunshineV:
dfkm see as werey reply fast u no get work? u, jafar1 and pretiboy who jobless pass

Frustrated being like you you need to carry your lazy bone here and be running your mouth like tap water. You know i just have to place idiot like you were you belong.. See person wey get work even know the time i replied.. You are a waste.. Eleribu ni e

sunshineV:
[s][/s]wow the pain in this post is overwhelming but u go dey alright sha sometimes na hunger dey cuss am [s][/s]

Your pain well felt meanwhile

coatofwealth:
Look @ d way u r displaying ur nonentity here and there!

Chop kiss

nwachineke096:
[s][/s]as I see you, you are a kind of person that even if you are given respect of a queen you will rubbish them still, people will be living with you like slaves... I have seen many of your kind, and they always end up as terrorist to those under them[s][/s]

Cry me a river

coatofwealth:
Instead of recommending good smartphone probably Samsung not above 90000k, she started barking @ Xiaomi... Hate kill you there!

And you have to carry your frustration here Are you that hurt

Jafar1:
U are very correct, that thread is full of complaints..

The over hyped redmi note 9 pro

Zeroenochone:
[s][/s]Lol
I have nothing to prove to you
That aside
I'm not the one carrying the matter of mobile phone brands for head like an asslicker that you are
I only tried reason with you at first pointing that the phone in question is quite old
But no it seems your defunct thinking faculty only responds to harsh words
I strongly advise you drop your phone and quit Social media altogether
It seems the privilege of using a smartphone is wasted on an ape such as you[s][/s]

Animal

Xtianvic:
the Xiaomi Thread is getting to 8,000 pages. If the smartphones are terrible it wouldn't have been possible.

Where is iphone thread?
Where is Samsung thread?
8000 pages of complaints and frustrations.. You are wicked,. Make OP too come and queue there

coatofwealth:
Frustrated transition marketer spotted.

Proudly Samsung user.. E shock you? And it's Transsion not Transition.. Xiaomi dullard fan.. Go and learn the meaning and stop embarrassing yourself here

edoairways:
Thinking of switching to Samsung,does it receive updates on OS up to 3 years?

On A71 you should get minimum of 2 years update, on M51 Samsung guaranteed 3 years update on the launch day of S20 ultra. On my S8 plus, I'm currently running on Android 9 from journey of 7.0

Tolexandre:
didn't know its that terrible

More than terrible. Don't be deceived by their sweet mouth.. Most of them are marketers.. Man must chop you know

Buzx:
You saw hatred because your moniker and everything about you speaks hatred instead. I've used a lot of Samsung device and their devices are almost flawless. And I recommended you buy one and you tagged me a fan boy because that's your default setting. Again, make sure you open a thread to do the unboxing when you buy the A70.

I tagged you fan boy because you never believe I'm getting a new Samsung... Typical xiaomi noise makers here on nairaland are used with the shit you first wrote.. Plus its A71 not A70

Dominiqueismad:
stop giving obnoxious excuses, give us the screenshot, asshole.

Motherfucker you aint getting it bitch

Buzx:
I knew you were a troll. You made up your mind then why did you open a thread? You just need attention to stay relevant. And who mentioned redmi here? I recommended you buy the S9+, and you're calling me a fan boy. Make you open a thread to do the unboxing. And don't download pictures from the internet.

I saw deep hatred down you, that you couldn't even believe I'm getting a phone don't just come and play a victim here.
It was a tough decision for me for the past few days and i never concluded before opening this thread.. I was only 60% sure i will be going for the A71.and with the battery life someone just mentioned add 40% to it.. So relax ur mind and don't be too quick to attack

Dominiqueismad:
I got really bad, tecno user.

Pray make God elevate you so that you won't be looking for screenshot as evidence up and down.. You can't afford it doesn't mean others can't do. This life no just balance

Dominiqueismad:
I've handled Xiaomi MIA4, k30 pro, am still ok. You are just an S8 fanatic

S8 plus not ordinary S8. Please quote my phone with respect.. It's not IPS/LCD chinko device from Ali express

Dominiqueismad:
its between me and you, alaileko, screenshot about of your S8 or I won.

If it's because you want it desperately.. I won't do that for you you still a sore loser

BabaOwen:
Since I have been using the phone, I don't think have snapped up to twice with the phone

As for games, I only play candy crush soda, nah once in a while I play it too o, like once in two month but the game make sense on the phone.

Thanks.. Only if i can add you up on candy crush like how those game gangs do add themselves up on PUBG..

Dominiqueismad:
you are using outdated tecno me, go and die.

I can feel the pain so deep down your bone marrow.. I'm not a chinko and Ali express customer gang. Tell your sisters at home to go and die if you are frustrated..