₦airaland Forum

makydebbie:
Yea, that's me at dp.

My question, what will change in nairaland if you're made a moderator?

Tygaah:
Lmao, i did my face-off well then

I knew it

Next Question: Once betrayed by a friend, do you forgive? Both in real life and online

makydebbie:
I'll love to ask a question

Tygaah:
Hehehehe me wan run commot be dat na . Na Emperor.lee jaare, hiding away from the Dictator mod.


Question 1: You have a juicy puccy waiting to be penetrated on your bed and someone calling you into the ring online for a diss-battle. Which one would you first tend to ?

In other news, Pucci or E-brawls ?

Tygaah:
Yepa Ring kwaa? Sheybi na game we kan here kan play na. #TagAndAsk. Me no enter ring ooh *RunsOuttaThreadCompletely

Tygaah:
vern omouslezz


Wanna take the hotseat?

Belthazor:
The dictionary currently sitting on your lap in the same fashion that your boyfriend does when you two rock the lap dance sëx position isn't automatically going to compel us into thinking you actually possess a brain my son. It's a fact universally acknowledged that you're an anencephaly victim who defied all odds and surprised doctors whom were convinced you'd never live beyond two hours.

Those redundant and insipid parental insults qualifies as a home-remedy for insomnia. Those who battle falling asleep should peruse your sleep-inducing shït to overcome their morbid sleeping disorder.

How exactly are you pummeling me you delusional piece of idiotic shït when I've been ruthlessly punching your large head and left you with severe concussions with cerebral edema and subdural haematoma! And that should teach you not to pick up a fight with your sensei.

I mean, come on son, I trained you to be this vociferous and after all that hard work you want to betray your sensei and act like you always had a backbone? The shït you see in the movies where Jackie Chan beats up the master that trained him only happens there and nowhere else. What your optical illussion is steering you toward is a route that has a cliff ahead.

still straining too hard typing long epistles to convince yourself you aren't getting pummelled

I thought you said you are giving up. What's the matter?my disses left you wanting revenge

Your failed attempt to get even with me is exactly same attempts your mother made to abort your pregnancy when ultrasound revealed she was carrying an aberration of posterity.

Were you installed with the cryogenically preserved brain of a great ape? How can you not understand the simple explanation your conception was by two men, one a habitual drunk, the other a serial necrophiliac whose sperm were in a race to flagellate the egg of your mother who suffers from chronic CCD? ( cøck craving disorder)

The necrophiliac won and you were birthed an incestuous quirk of nature who defiled the morbid coprse of his own sister.

Even as a spermatid you were showing symptoms of uncoordinated bearings and genetic stupidity. No wonder you dogged all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off and hid in her anus to escape medical abortion when medical tests report confirmed she was carrying a foetus with a rare strain of downs syndrome

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet. Your father most now be seeking DNA explanation how he birthed the world's most unfortunate bastard

It is with great sorrow I proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt.

When I finish with you tonight, you will wish your mother had squeezed your life away as an accidental foetus .

Insipid ape!!

Belthazor:
Those pre-written mother insults are not going to restore the teeth you lost when my iron fist met the side of your jaw. I mean, even your face still looks like a piece of meat that's been through the grinder one too many times after those repeated shots I took at your pitiful self few hours ago!

I'm, however, willing to be merciful toward your pitiful soul if you promise to collect the debris of what was once a set of your teeth and dispose of it in the nearest hole you can find including the abyss attached to your body which your boyfriend uses to acquire sexual pleasure at the expense of you bending for him!

Those parental insults are slowly becoming monotonous. Be creative, son!

GentlemanUnltd:
Go and sleep!

GentlemanUnltd:
if you aren't a newbie, you would know that maxi112 is same as senibo1.

What about if I tell you that he might not be the one doing it? there are females on here whom re masters at such.

GentlemanUnltd:
Lol, Le.zz, you think I keep malice for long with fellow men? senibo1 is here to answer your question, my guy will always be my guy.

GentlemanUnltd:
hahahahahaha, all this people sef, una nor they tire?
you guys should rather be busy hunting for pussies mehn.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]lol
time shall tell [/color]

TheSonOfMark:
With King Leo impossible is nothing...on the field of play.

AfroSamurai:
Imagine this nonsense! Weeping for a woman to send him money for him to salvage his more than foolish, miserable existence.

What a shame! to think these under-fed oozing miasma can still quote me is a taint to the name that I stand for, both online and offline. But then, that's what public forums like this give foolish kids, the chance to sound more than foolish.

It's an abysmal shame these kids are so full of envy and jealousy to the point they're greener than Master Yoda's lightsaber, and more yellow than the Sun.

Idiotic kids!.

TheSonOfMark:
You just want the long-drawn, trending e-brawls reminiscent of the Derailers Paradise thread days.


I am more interested in the envisaged 'raping' of Espanyol by King Messi tonight.

AfroSamurai:
Delusions from the mind of a well watered poverty beaten church rat.

Honestly, I was angry that dude who's no better than a louse, had the effrontery to spew that hogwash he spewed. That's why I quoted him cos I was really ready to call him out, meet him, let him put his money where his mouth is.

This section has seen peeps who have nothing going for them other than the foolish cravings of online attention that won't even add a penny to their bank account, that is, if they even have a bank account, think they're bigger than seun_.

Imagine the nonsense. A 20 year old coming to rub shoulder with men who graduated from university when he was still sucking on his momma's titties.

There's so much someone can take, while some can ignore the foolish alternate childish dish from these kids, I can't ignore it.

Let them know, if I see so much as a shade thrown my way, I'll come for them and let them know the penis_ of a well established adult male, is probitas doctrima, compared to that of an infant attention seeking Kiwi bird who pass as a homo sapien.

Fools who can't even pass simple WAEC that the kids I teach pass when they were in S.S.1. You can imagine the nonsense.

I wonder if they truly believe everybody is as dumb as the nigerian populace who lack the basic tenet to ask even the baseless of questions.

One has his account BVN-frozen and the other was weeping on the phone for bumbae to send him 20 Pounds as his step dad starvs him as a correctional therapy

Two dickgirls who like sounding tough online when none of them can predict where their next meal would come from.

Both are masters at creating female accounts to woo themselves and deceive Nairalanders that they are sought after. Miss Sugargurl/Urlando and Miss Sharon.

Now this is beyond disgrace. It's the definition of loser's land of Oz