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Seun why are you posting the seminar 30 mins AFTER the start time??

Post next week's details now.
I want to attend.

Pretty obvious that they hit a natural gas reserve and kept inhaling it while digging.

Natural gas is methane (CH4) & inhaling methane is similar to inhaling a Nigerian girl's kona.

Prolonged inhalation must lead to death.

10. Company Toyota Coaster (mostly in the evenings)
The list is getting more matured which means it's getting more heartless. These coasters are mostly driven by family men with stern looks who lack conscience. Note that they are calm in the early mornings but become dangerous in the evenings by closing hours. Research proves that this sudden change is due to seeing & listening to the mega doings and moves of the Gen Z 9-5 staff they convey home. This builds frustration in them and they take it out on other road users. Their necks are constructed in a way that they cannot look sideways while driving. Anything left or right is brushable. They don't care since the damage is not their responsibility but the company's. They NEVER honk. They just brush you aside and keep coasting like nothing happened.


11. Opel Zafira 2004 (blue colour)
These ones are often overlooked because they drive slow & consist of old men. My dear brothers in Christ, these men are deadly especially the ones carrying loads with open boots. They can appear from anywhere including BRT lanes. VIO & LASTMA flee from them. It's pointless to contest any position with these babas because they have nothing to lose. As I stated above, watch out for the blue coloured ones & you'll be fine, the other colours are normal.

8. Benz GLK & Lexus RX330
The elder brothers of the Lexus IS250 & C300 gang. These ones are mostly not the owners of the car. They are HK apprentices that managed to sneak the car out to buy fuel for HK chairman or they have 2hrs before HK chairman wakes up to return the car. They also swerve dangerously between lanes to prove a point. When they are not driving they can be found in any popular crowded mall with their trunks open sipping alcohol, smoking and blasting BT speakers for attention.


9. Madam SUV/Minivan (CR-V, Highlander, Benz, Sienna, Acura)
Cold, heartless, evil, wicked, stone-hearted, demonic. Words cannot describe these beasts. These women are ready to switch off their engine on a busy expressway to have their way. They will never give the oncoming car room in a narrow street, they drive in the middle and if a collision happens, they never come down from their car, their windows are always wound up so that you cannot talk to them and they stare straight ahead without saying a word like Sani Abacha. The car belongs to their husband so they don't even care. LASTMA & VIO also avoid them. They cannot drive but they will drag any space with you to the last.

As you can see, no image for them because nobody dares take their picture & live.

6. Toyota Corolla (9th-10th generation)
I firmly believe that there is a demon residing in every Corolla and it possesses the driver to behave the same way. Talk about short man syndrome, these little plastics always want a confrontation and to prove a point. Always dragging tight spaces, always trying to gain unnecessary advantage to prove that they are no pushovers (which they are), always drag racing with their 125HP/140km/h max jalopy, their windows are always wound down due to faulty AC. Spits. They are mostly frustrated Uber drivers that are under pressure and lack maintenance culture. Their cars are mostly covered in scratches and dents and they have no issues infecting your car with them too.

Avoid them. They suffer from inferiority complex.


7. Lexus IS250 & Benz C300
These ones are either old taker yahoo boys or yahoo apprentices. Always racing and trying to swerve between lanes dangerously to prove that they can drive (which they can't). They are allergic to braking and always on full headlights even in broad daylight. Always with tinted glasses so that you can't spot that the drivers are mostly teens or 21 year old brats just excited to get their hands on a car and show off to some girl they think is watching. There can be anything from 4 to 6 people in the car too. They can only drive in straight lines. Any turning or curve and they collide with something. Nonsense.

Let's get the obvious ones out first.

1. Korope
2. Keke Marwa
3. Danfo
4. Mini pure water trucks
5. Trailers, Tippers & Howo trucks

I don't need to say much on these ones.

-If you drag road with them, sorry na ya name.
-If you drive behind them, get ready to rub brake oil.
-If you trafficate/signal to turn with them behind you, get prepared to change your bumper.

Kwankwaso will be ready to accept anything from ADC now even being Obi's VP because he knows it will never see the light of day.

He will sabotage and derail every move.

He & Tinubu are half smart.

Peter Obi joins ADC & all of a sudden, NNPP have crisis?
From where?
What happened??

Lol

This is part of Tinubu's plan last year when he struck a deal with Kwankwaso.
Deal was simple; deliver me Kano & have your re-election without opposition.

Kwankwaso cited concerns over Ganduje & what did Tinubu do? Replaced Ganduje ASAP to assure Kwankwaso 100% that he owns Kano unchallenged.


Kwankwaso's game for Tinubu:
1. Infiltrate ADC & gain a foothold (VP or Election chairmanship) then destroy the party from within.
2. Yusuf wins Kano under APC unchallenged
3. Yusuf & Kwankwaso reconcile after elections and NNPP is back as a party

Result:
-Tinubu's re-election
-Obi/Atiku's loss
-NNPP's re-election

Win-win situation for both sides

The remedy:
ADC should publicly reject Kwankwaso outright. Don't court him. Don't give any leverage.
He won't give them Kano anyway & if his party is truly in distress then it means he cannot guarantee Kano so what's the point of having him??

He holds no real electoral value if his own governor is truly not with him.

If Kwankwaso enters ADC in any capacity, then Peter Obi, Atiku, & ADC are finished.

You read it here first.

Let the mallam go & join his cronies in APC.

Good day.

Yep
Anthony Joshua was meant to die.

Who is behind it?
The British

How?
Walk with me brethren...

Remember the news last week about some Brits angry that AJ was repping Nigeria instead of the Britain that made him? You really think it was a joke?

If that sentiment was a mere comment or opinion, it would have remained in some X or Reddit comment section but it made the news. BBC, Daily Sport, blogs etc.

What does that tell you?
There were interests behind it.


You really think that The British Crown, the most egotistic and diabolic entity to ever exist on planet Earth, will award you an MBE, later upgraded to OBE, for you to be relegated to some shithole African black monkey enclave to promote?

You dey mad.

Think about it from the British angle without sentiments:
-Would AJ be this known if he started boxing from Nigeria?
-Even if he did, would AJ have attracted the followership or monies if he boxed as Nigerian?
-Would AJ have gotten Eddie Hearn, an elite promoter as his manager if he were pure Nigerian?
-Endorsements, deals, adverts, branding etc

And now you want to give it to Nigeria for free? Nah Nnamani. Blood go flow.


They see AJ as their tool. They made AJ. Without them there would be no AJ. AJ must serve their purpose. There is so much to be milked from him. Movie cameos, sponsorships, endorsements, hidden agendas, causes & trends to push on their behalf, choice females to copulate and reproduce his unique genes with and so on...

Do you think David Beckham, a footballer, would rise all the way to own and successfully manage a football club on his own? Think again. Becks wasn't knighted as decoration. It was for a purpose.

Sir Alex Ferguson wasn't knighted for nothing.
Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John, Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Sir Michael Caine, Sir Daniel Day-Lewis, Dame Judi Dench, Dame Maggie Smith, and Dame Helen Mirren.

All willing tools to the Crown.
They make millions of pounds just by breathing.

AJ was to be assassinated by remotely taking control of his high-end tech SUV. Fortunately for him and unfortunately for them, he survived.

This is a warning to him.

AJ has but just 2 choices before him;
1. Return to Britain and live out the rest of his days successfully as a tool
OR
2. Come back to Nigeria and die

It's up to him.

Good night.

I write this with a heavy heart as due to the Tinubulated situation of the country that has affected electricity nationwide, I decided to shave myself instead of using a barber.

In the process, I scraped too deep and now I suspect that my medulla oblongata could be affected because I can no longer remember my xvideos password.


In truth, I deliberately wanted to save my N1k barber money so I was rushing the haircut before PHCN spoils show by bringing the light.

This rush has resulted to this.


Can anybody share me xvideos login let me calm myself down with some premium videos these trying times?

Thank you in advance.

These thieves are still selling N885 as at 7pm today 16th December 2025

Dangote lied

Stop rubbing your preeq vigorously and the hotness will cool

valarinz:
Just logged in to update it as sold and saw your rants

Please direct your anger to your appointed politicians, I'm not the cause of your inability to raise the money.

Or maybe it's easier to attack the car dealer who's within your reach while you hail, prostate and defend the people who are infact behind our failing currency and diminishing purchasing power.

That said, this one is sold, but we still have others for ₦4.5m for you if that's your budget. Infact ₦3.8m even dey sef, all na by grades. If you're ready, kindly reach out via Call/WhatsApp 07040960681

I helped you garner traffic to sell this car
I want my cut

@ValarinzAutos reduce the price of this vehicle to N4.2m now or face the consequences!

inspiredbelieve:
Basic economics!


If a retailer imported goods when the exchange rate was bad, they must recover the cost of that inventory.
So even if the exchange rate stabilizes today, prices won't drop until:

Old stock is sold

[s]New stock is imported at the new stable rate[/s]

Dollar rate has remained consistent @1500 since June 2024 so what the Bleep are you harping on about oga?

Is he (you) selling "old stock" from 2 years ago??

Bros is there any valid reason why your car suddenly became N6m from the usual N4.2-4.7m range??

Most things like dollar rate, fuel price, clearance cost, food, have been either stable or dropping slightly so what economic downturn in the past 3 months can you attribute to this sudden spike?


Or is this just to greedily take advantage of Nigerians for the festive season??

More from Nigerian women...

In this era of content creation craze, is this all that Nigerian women can think of?

Sex? Preeq? Doggy? Bedmatics? Nyash? Breast?
Is that it??
Nothing else they can think of?


I stumbled upon one skit video where a lot of Arabs were abusing Africans as having nothing upstairs but sexual themes in all their videos. They weren't wrong.

The Nigerian woman can do better.
This is disgusting.


*Spits!

My brothers in Christ
I have been drinking ogogoro in celebration of yesterday's bombshell so much that I forgot to come on here.



I heard the young and brilliant Lieutenant Yerima has just summoned Wike to his office for disciplinary measures. Is this true?

The woman selling paraga just told me. I don't know whether she is telling the truth or just stylishly trying to tie down my destiny to her basin of assorted liquor. She said her husband supplies pankere and he was ordered to deliver 3 dozen fermented pankere to Abuja Navy barracks.

I said I trust my able Nairaland politics guys to verify this news.

Biko update me so that I can pay this woman and return to my lovely fiancèe. Ogogoro no good for day time.
Thank you.

Read my last thread to understand this fully...


Believe it or not, Peter Obi is trapped.
The man is conflicted.

Let me highlight his current status before I delve in deeper.

1. He knows LP is 50-50 for him since Wike runs the courts
2. He knows ADC is a safer bet for him for 2027
3. He is (truly) willing to do only one term
4. He knows Atiku will find it very hard to step down for him
5. He knows Atiku now holds his much needed Northern votes firmly in his hands
6. He knows that if he doesn't run in 2027, he will lose MAJORITY of his disappointed supporters.
7. He knows that another 3-horse race favours Tinubu as incumbent
8. He knows that Tinubu is there for the taking and the key is if he & Atiku/North can reach a deal
9. He knows that Buhari's 12m votes will be split 70-30 between Atiku & Tinubu in that order
10. He knows that he needs Northern votes to win 2027
11. He knows that he is the only candidate that will get votes in just one region (South). Atiku & Tinubu will get votes in both North & South.

Point #6 is non-negotiable. It is why Obi will agree to Point #3.

If Peter Obi does not run in 2027 his supporters will leave him but if Atiku does not run in 2027 nothing will happen when he returns to run.


IF, and a very big IF, Atiku agrees to allow Peter Obi to run under ADC in 2027, Tinubu is gone.

If Atiku signs a handover deal with Tinubu for 2031 like Buhari/Tinubu did then it is over for Peter Obi (and Wike)


Atiku holds all the aces after his defection + Buhari's demise and this is why it will be extremely difficult to make him step down. To be honest, this is Atiku's best ever chance to be President and Peter Obi knows it.

Buhari Was Replaced Long Ago? Nnamdi Kanu’s Allegations Resurface After Former President’s "Death" Announcement

In a twist that’s reigniting long-held suspicions, many Nigerians are re-examining IPOB leader Nnamdi Kanu’s bold allegation that former President Muhammadu Buhari died years ago—and that a body double or clone was installed in his place to keep up appearances.

Kanu, who first made the claim in 2017, insisted that the man parading himself as Buhari after his extended medical leave in London was an imposter—famously referring to the alleged double as “Jubril from Sudan.” His assertions were largely dismissed by mainstream media and government officials as outlandish, yet the abrupt announcement of Buhari’s recent "death", long after he left office, has left room for renewed speculation.

According to sources close to Nigeria’s political circles, the timing of this announcement may be far from coincidental. Observers suggest it is a calculated move to liberate Buhari’s inner circle from their political obligations to President Bola Tinubu, to whom Buhari publicly handed the reins in 2023.

With Buhari officially "gone", his former loyalists now have a clean slate to defect, particularly to the African Democratic Congress (ADC), a fast-growing opposition bloc that is positioning itself as a credible challenger to Tinubu’s dominance. Analysts believe this maneuver could allow powerful northern political figures and Buhari-era strategists to regroup under a different banner without facing public backlash or appearing disloyal.

“This isn’t just about mourning,” said one political analyst under anonymity. “This is about repositioning. With Buhari out of the picture, those who were once bound by allegiance now have a legitimate excuse to pivot.”

Whether or not one believes in the "Jubril" theory, what is clear is that the announcement of Buhari’s demise—years after rumors of his death and alleged replacement—has conveniently opened a new chapter in Nigeria’s turbulent political theater.

As always in Nigerian politics, truth and strategy often dance together, and the lines between reality and manipulation remain as blurred as ever.

In summary, Tinubu is finished.
12 million votes added to Peter Obi or Atiku.

Good night.