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Crime / Re: US ICE Arrests Nigerian Citizen Convicted Of Indecent Sexual Solicitation by VeryWickedMan: 5:31pm On Mar 13
emkz:


https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ero-boston-arrests-nigerian-citizen-convicted-indecent-solicitation-child-rhode


How do we know he's Nigerian?

Mods should not move this to FP until OP adds his name to the report.

Politics / Re: Tinubu Opens Land, Air Borders With Niger Rep, Lifts Other Sanctions by VeryWickedMan: 2:33pm On Mar 13
Fuel subsidy is gone - fail
Dangote refinery will reduce price of fuel - fail
Ban BDCs so dollar will be N20 - fail
Relocate CBN to Lagos so dollar can be N50 - fail
Arrest Sadiya to show I'm not corrupt - fail
Borrow grains to reduce cost of foodstuffs - fail
Threaten manufacturers to drop price of cement - fail
Wage war on Niger Republic - fail


Dumb, old, senile, hasty decision-making fool.

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Celebrities / Re: Happie Boys Don't Look Happy - Lady Reports After Encountering Them by VeryWickedMan: 1:52pm On Mar 13
I've said it many times on this forum - never help poor people.

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Health / Re: Woman Who Refused Free Surgery For Cash Has Died by VeryWickedMan: 1:50pm On Mar 13
My advice to her worked.

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Politics / Re: When Did Corruption Start In Nigeria? by VeryWickedMan: 1:48pm On Mar 13
1920 - the year Tinupoo was born

Travel / Re: Why Do Passengers Still Operate Their Phones In The Plane? by VeryWickedMan: 1:47pm On Mar 13
I don't know but for me, I do it so that the plane can crash.

Romance / Re: How to Disorient Your GF Or Any Nigerian Girl During Sex by VeryWickedMan: 11:45am On Mar 13
Try it with goodlady and see if no be you go disorientate.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle Unwanted Pregnancy by VeryWickedMan: 10:40am On Mar 13
Oga the pregnancy wants you.

Travel / Re: Truck Falls On Car, Claims Three Lives In Ondo by VeryWickedMan: 8:56am On Mar 13
Tinupoopoo should know that he's too old to drive trucks.

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Romance / Re: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by VeryWickedMan: 6:27pm On Mar 12
uzomakanaki:
Hell no. He's wife will hear about this.

So he has a wife but you came here to rant like a bitch instead of fucking his wife & ending his marriage and coming here with tales of victory?

They know you are a simp and that's why they bleeped.

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Travel / Re: Russian Military Plane Crashes In Ivanovo With 15 Onboard; All Dead(photo) by VeryWickedMan: 5:22pm On Mar 12
Was there agbado on board?

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Romance / Re: What Is The Name Of This Dog Breed by VeryWickedMan: 1:25pm On Mar 12
Retrain him as a sheep before it's too late.

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Car Talk / Re: Help!! Abuja AC Technicians Are Scary! by VeryWickedMan: 1:21pm On Mar 12
ifedo:
I bought my Honda Accord 2007 (DC) and I have been using for over 3 years. The AC has been superb and suddenly the cooling started reducing. I thought it was gas…fast forward, i took it to an AC tech who successfully damaged the whole compressor and said I will have to buy a new one. I couldn’t argue because I’ve used the current one for over 3 years. My discovery is that they are all inflating the price of compressor. Does anyone have a trusted AC technician in Abuja? Please help!!! Heat too much o

This must be Kabiru, my trainee.

Science/Technology / Re: My Prepaid Meter Tripping Off And On by VeryWickedMan: 1:18pm On Mar 12
Obviously a wire connection problem.
OP look for two naked wires, bite each one with both sides of your teeth.

If they don't respond then that's the fault & fix it.
If they respond then consider this an RIP to you in advance.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Better Than Peter Obi – El-rufai’s Son, Bello by VeryWickedMan: 5:11pm On Mar 10
His skull bears signs of concrete damage.

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Politics / Re: Zambia's Kwacha Emerges As Top African Currency Against US Dollar by VeryWickedMan: 3:59pm On Mar 10
Justwise how much for Zambian visa?

Fashion / Re: Czech Republic's Krystyna Pyszkova Wins Miss World 2024(pics) by VeryWickedMan: 3:58pm On Mar 10
Her baby will starve to death.

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Pets / Re: Shocking: Venomous Snake Misses Strike, Bites Man Feeding Him A Rat by VeryWickedMan: 3:56pm On Mar 10
Good.
One less fool on Earth.

Romance / Re: Nigeria's Richest Woman, Folorunsho Parts Ways With Husband by VeryWickedMan: 3:55pm On Mar 10
Bloody simp

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Foreign Affairs / Re: F-35 Becomes World's First Stealth Fighter To Carry Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by VeryWickedMan: 12:44pm On Mar 10
Nonsense.

Russian subs carrying SATAN-II missiles will detect and end this crap within minutes.

Putin is my President not Tinupupu.

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Business / Re: Shyngle: Herbert Wigwe’s Father Slumps, Rushed To Hospital by VeryWickedMan: 4:18pm On Mar 09
Erastus Akingbola wan end this family patapata.

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Romance / Re: Who Can Relate With This Type Of Girllfriend by VeryWickedMan: 12:31pm On Mar 09
You are the bitch in the relationship.
Just bend over and let her Bleep you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ECOWAS Engages Third-party Mediators To Reintegrate Mali, Niger, Burkina Faso by VeryWickedMan: 11:15am On Mar 09
See wetin Tinubu cause.

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Romance / Re: 8k Is Nothing by VeryWickedMan: 11:05am On Mar 09
Send your account details so she can send it back.

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Romance / Re: Man Takes Back Container Bought For Girlfriend After Breakup (video) by VeryWickedMan: 11:00am On Mar 09
Gistmedia10:
The incident, which was caught on camera and shared widely online, showcases a group of men dutifully hauling the container as per the man's instructions along a dusty path.

grin grin

Education / Re: IELTS is Still N134,000 On IELTS.NG by VeryWickedMan: 10:53am On Mar 09
You will balance the N100k when you want to see your result.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 3500 Terrorist Attacks Recorded In Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger Rep — ECOWAS by VeryWickedMan: 9:28pm On Mar 08
Because they're no longer with you?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Oroki Crystals Club Felicitates Aragbiji Of Iragbiji On Ultramodern Palace by VeryWickedMan: 8:51pm On Mar 08
Tinubu's King.

Culture / Re: Breaking: Commotion In Iree As Monarch Breaks Into Seclusion Shrine by VeryWickedMan: 8:49pm On Mar 08
Very sophisticated moves.

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Crime / Re: Guide Your Solar Panel: Lagos Lady Warns As Theft Surges Amid Energy Crisis by VeryWickedMan: 4:49pm On Mar 08
If you guard it my boys will remove the full roof.

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