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I'm actually shocked that the man went to university
I always assumed the certificate was purchased

Tinubu has now successfully lost Benue, Zamfara, Katsina, Plateau, Adamawa, FCT and now, Borno State.

Tinubu has now successfully lost Benue, Zamfara, Katsina, Plateau, Adamawa, FCT and now, Borno State.

2027 is a win for Peter Obi and there is nothing Seun can do about it

And he will surely win
Tinubu does not lose any final

Before I begin, I have to laugh first.
Hahahaha

The Drunkard of Ikwerre is in a very precariously unique position never before seen in politics worldwide.

He has no leverage.
Now walk with me people...

1. What was Wike's hold over Tinubu? Ans: Holding PDP hostage for him.
2. What is PDP in this context? Ans: Atiku and all of Tinubu's strongest opposition.
3. Is Wike still holding them hostage today? Ans: No.
4. Why should Tinubu need Wike henceforth? Ans: Umm...

Hahahaha
Wike has lost his leverage.

As of today, Wike is the weakest politician in Nigeria.
How?
Let's explore his options...

Firstly, Tinubu no longer needs Wike in PDP as of today. PDP is now there for the taking. Atiku will take half and the other half don't need Wike to also strike a deal with Tinubu for 2027 or decamp. Atiku's boys will now do what Wike's boys have been doing to PDP since 2022.

If Wike threatens his PDP bloc, they will betray him without a moment's hesitation. Their survival is more important than his threats.

If Wike decides to field a Presidential candidate, Atiku will bring his own PDP candidate to cause the same confusion Wike has been causing.

PDP will most likely not field a candidate in 2027.

As it stands, it is not even in Tinubu's best interests to have a PDP candidate. Tinubu will rather face ADC squarely than another opposition that has a similar structure as APC. Any PDP candidate is a minus to Tinubu's 2027 whether mole or opposition.

If Wike decamps to APC then he has lost completely. Not only will he be cut to size in APC but Atiku will now comfortably run as PDP candidate (which defeats Wike's initial revolt).

Wike is stuck in PDP.
Alone too.


To add salt to injury, Fubara can (should) pull out of Wike's peace evil deal, strike a deal directly with Tinubu, resume as Governor, decamp to APC or remain in PDP, remit Rivers State money to Tinubu's re-election and win his own re-election too.

Tinubu no longer needs Wike to get this as of today. He can provide Fubara with all the FG might he needs to resist and destroy Wike in Rivers.

Tinubu can also end Wike today by sacking him as FCT Minister.

If Wike runs himself as PDP candidate in 2027 he will lose woefully and probably get arrested too.

Do you now see why they said he's been drinking heavily, screaming at his wife and threatening people?
Wike's mental health cannot be fine at the moment.

Pray for Wike.

Tinubu will get the GEJ treatment from next year

Unfortunately for the drug lord, Trump is blunter than Obama and has nothing to lose as a 2nd term President.

Pictures of the breast so I can check if it's familiar

Point of correction, I am a Daddy GO not an ordinary pastor. OP correct your post.

dominique:
Serial beggar don drop another superstory


4 more characters needed

Ladies and gentlemen, our super duper moderator.

1. ADC sounds like APC
2. ADC looks like APC
3. ADC comes before APC on the ballot
4. 90% of Nigerian voters are illiterate
5. 90% of voters are too mentally lazy to differentiate
6. APC is highly unpopular
7. Tinubu has zero achievements to campaign with
8. APC will inadvertently campaign for ADC
9. APC was formed in this exact manner
10. Some of the coalition formed APC with Tinubu

On top of the points above, moles have infiltrated APC as defectors and the CPC bloc will pull out shortly before 2027.


One big fact that scares Emilokans is that Peter Obi amassed 6 million votes without a structure. Imagine what he will do with one.

Atiku with heavy structure got just 800k more.
Tinubu with strong personal structure, incumbent party structure, main opposition party mole & outright rigging got just 2.6m more.

To put this into context, Kwankwasho, with a comparably smaller but stable structure only got 1.4m which is the max that any politician of Obi's stature should actually be getting.


Atiku should be sniped if he decides to not step aside for Obi.

Good day.

Amotolongbo:
Let’s see your face also, possibly the lady was the one under the influence of alcohol and not you.

Between my gap teeth & dimples I am a catch
Ladies swoon over me

Just stop replying the bots like helinues aka seun osewa

Just drop your own & allow them wail in agony

Rapmoney:
You dey leave books for school abi na how you dey run am?

If I reach class no how wey I no go see pesin note to put for my front even if na another subject

Amotolongbo:
What is the problem gan?
You didn’t state the problem

Can't you see her face??
Would I have touched this beast if not for alcohol?

I'm known for bagging damsels not ogres

Amotolongbo:
Still typing and posting on nairaland under the influence of the same alcohol

I need a solution not blames
How can I reverse this problem?

Never in my life will this happen to me again
I'm so devastated

DNA may not save me because the baby even called my traditional name. I was shocked.


I need urgent help to deal with this problem.

Turkey just gained quality thanks to tribalism

If people didn't believe in witchcraft, churches would not exist.

Primary school was F
In secondary school nothing concern me with bag after JSS2

Enter the 3rd
Then the 4th
Then the 5th...


Ooni of Ifunnanya

Justiceleague1:
Ahhhhhh my towel!!!!!

Sangodele amouda yekinu tinubu abeg do the needful

That's all we ask for not long talk
Justice for Tony Tetuila

By Orioke Bunmi
June 28, 2025

In the long, winding annals of Nigerian political irony, few tales are as tragic as the forgotten fender bender of 2001—when then-Governor of Lagos State, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, allegedly rear-ended Nigeria’s beloved blond-haired crooner, Tony Tetuila, and drove off into the history books without so much as a panel beater’s apology.

It was the early 2000s. As the story goes in hushed tones among those who remember, Tetuila was in traffic, probably chasing one of his many debtors, when a black Benz government convoy struck his modest vehicle from behind. The occupant? None other than His Excellency, Governor Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

And just like that, Lagos witnessed its very own hit-and-run of moral accountability.

Did the Governor stop to check on Nigeria’s golden voice? Did he offer a token of sympathy or even an official repair invoice? No. As Tetuila reportedly stood by the roadside in disbelief—his car bumper bent, dignity dented—'His Excellency' cruised on, perhaps already thinking of his next political step, or the next election billboard.

This tale, though mostly whispered as urban legend, encapsulates a larger truth: when leaders fail to lead by example in the small things, how can they be trusted with the big ones?

Fast forward to 2025, and Tinubu now sits as President of the Federal Republic. But if he couldn't fix Tetuila’s bumper, can we really trust him to fix Nigeria?

Leadership begins not in the grand chambers of Aso Rock, but in the quiet moments of personal integrity—when no cameras are watching and no aides are drafting statements. A real leader doesn't just speak of change. He slows down, steps out, and apologizes—even to a pop star.

President Tinubu has had many opportunities to rewrite his legacy. But the symbolic car crash with Tetuila, left unrepaired and unacknowledged, remains a testament to how power often accelerates away from responsibility.

Maybe it's time for the President to finally settle old debts—emotional, moral, and perhaps even automotive.

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cyberbro:
VWM Very wicked man himself...

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Thank you