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Aggrippa: shut up your mouths and accept. you people are full of proud Gorrila looking vampires.

mr. Seun... Abeg we nid an unlike button on dis forum... Tanx in advance

Sicozone: wow!
Wait wait wait.....
What about Joke of d year award? Shem Obafaiye aka Oga @ the top. Wasn't it worth it abi no be entertainment?

we can not categorically give him an award... Coz we may give him nao and nairalanders may say we are making jest... But if u ar nt hapi wit our decision... Organize ur own award nite... Daz all!

Abeg add J. Mata join b4 u see wheeen.
Buh why him jersey com big like day... Hope him bodi go carry am sha?

Abeg add J. Mata join b4 u see wheeen

We ar comin bak 2 comment on dis.. Transfer news is really moving in jet speed.. Guyz are busy watchin new developments... I promise we are comin bak... By 12am... Everythn will be ova

@mod if u'r interested in d story, i posted d Full detail in d link below
https://www.nairaland.com/1330030/oau-student-gives-birth-attempts
i was an eye witness.

OAU student gives birth & attempts to flush new born baby down the toilet in school hostel

According to unconfirmed reports I got this morning from students of Obafemi Awolowo University, a female student of the school gave birth in the Moremi Hostel hall toilet and attempted to flush the baby but was caught my the hall cleaners.

They say the girl's name is Oyin (let's leave her surname out for now) and she's a 400l student of Electrical and Electronics Engineering. The incident happened very early this morning.

According to a student of the school who sent in the photo, a cleaner heard a baby crying inside one of the toilet stalls and then saw blood coming from under the door. She quickly went to call other cleaners around and they forced the door open.

When the cleaners entered the toilet they saw the student pouring water inside the closet, the baby turned upside down, with the head inside the closet.

One of the women dipped her hand inside and removed the baby...a boy, who was still very much alive but bleeding from the nose. The cleaners called school management who rushed both the girl and the baby to Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital for treatment. The placenta fell while they were rushing the girl to the hospital.
Linda Ikeji at 12:38 PM


Vessel4christ reporting:
It is a confirm news. It happened this morning. The girl in part 4 elect-elect went inside d toilet, gave herself self-delivery and threw the babt inside the water closet. She stuffed the baby's mouth with a cloth in order not to attract attention from co-students. She flushed the baby but the baby wouldn't flush. The she used a stick to push the baby down the pipe. As this was going on, a cleaner entered and saw the drama. She begged the woman not to raise her voice. The woman who could not contain such a horrible sight screamed, but before people could hear, the lady in her penultimate year ran away with placenta still inside her. The baby was recovered and the lady was also seen hiding behind one of the buildings in pain. The baby who had sustained series of injuries from the hits of the stick was rushed to the health centre in an ambulance and later d mother who is almost dying. It was reported that the placenta came out as the lady was on her way to the health centre. I also hear that the ambulance climbed on one of the on-looker's leg and is also currently receiving treatment in the health centre.
This happened when OAU students are busy writing their first semester exam, and it is believed the girl, in an attempt 2 finish exam with her mates carry out this criminal act. Room mates were left mouth-ajared because they all marvelled at how an occupant in the room will be pregnant for months and nobody among them could suspect.

Am sorry i have an exam tomorrow morning... That is why i will not be able to proof-read what i have posted. Thanks. Bye!

OAU student gives birth & attempts to flush new born baby down the toilet in school hostel

According to unconfirmed reports I got this morning from students of Obafemi Awolowo University, a female student of the school gave birth in the Moremi Hostel hall toilet and attempted to flush the baby but was caught my the hall cleaners.

They say the girl's name is Oyin (let's leave her surname out for now) and she's a 400l student of Electrical and Electronics Engineering. The incident happened very early this morning.

According to a student of the school who sent in the photo, a cleaner heard a baby crying inside one of the toilet stalls and then saw blood coming from under the door. She quickly went to call other cleaners around and they forced the door open.

When the cleaners entered the toilet they saw the student pouring water inside the closet, the baby turned upside down, with the head inside the closet.

One of the women dipped her hand inside and removed the baby...a boy, who was still very much alive but bleeding from the nose. The cleaners called school management who rushed both the girl and the baby to Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital for treatment. The placenta fell while they were rushing the girl to the hospital.
Linda Ikeji at 12:38 PM


Vessel4christ reporting:
It is a confirm news. It happened this morning. The girl in part 4 elect-elect went inside d toilet, gave herself self-delivery and threw the babt inside the water closet. She stuffed the baby's mouth with a cloth in order not to attract attention from co-students. She flushed the baby but the baby wouldn't flush. The she used a stick to push the baby down the pipe. As this was going on, a cleaner entered and saw the drama. She begged the woman not to raise her voice. The woman who could not contain such a horrible sight screamed, but before people could hear, the lady in her penultimate year ran away with placenta still inside her. The baby was recovered and the lady was also seen hiding behind one of the buildings in pain. The baby who had sustained series of injuries from the hits of the stick was rushed to the health centre in an ambulance and later d mother who is almost dying. It was reported that the placenta came out as the lady was on her way to the health centre. I also hear that the ambulance climbed on one of the on-looker's leg and is also currently receiving treatment in the health centre.
This happened when OAU students are busy writing their first semester exam, and it is believed the girl, in an attempt 2 finish exam with her mates carry out this criminal act. Room mates were left mouth-ajared because they all marvelled at how an occupant in the room will be pregnant for months and nobody among them could suspect.

Am sorry i have an exam tomorrow morning... That is why i will not be able to proof-read what i have posted. Thanks. Bye!

OPEN LETTER TO D'BANJ FROM A FAN (A MUST READ FOR D'BANJ AND DON JAZZY FANS)

Posted by Samuel Date360 on June 18, 2013 at 10:22pm in Articles BoxView Discussions
Dear Oyebanjo, Dapo Daniel AKA D’Banj,I am seated at a local restaurant here at the university town of Nsukka, in Enugu State, Nigeria, drinking a bottle of Fayrouz and listening to the sound of the generator, which is the only source of electricity around here.I have watched your latest music video. I went through the rigour last night. It is the video of the song entitled “Don’t Tell Me Nonsense” and it was awfully disgusting, the song, I mean. Kaffy and the rest of the dancers didn’t disappoint in the video.
This is bad, I know, using awful and disgusting, in same sentence. But that is what I feel about what I saw. Brother, D’Banj, a lot has changed since you left your brother and hustle partner, Ajereh, Michael Collins AKA Don Jazzy. Truth. Your songs have been nothing but trash. I wonder if anyone has said anything nice to you since you started making songs outside Don Jazzy. If they have, it must have been for that singular hit song entitled ‘Oliver Twist.’ Kai! That song swept through Nigeria and the rest of the world. You would not believe that the ordinary child on the streets of Nsukka knows the lyrics of that song and the dance steps too.

In Nigeria, there are plenty factors that weigh us down. One is our inability to manage our weaknesses. I see you have been buying yourself expensive jewelleries. The other day, I saw on a  blog that you wear a wristwatch worth my entire family and maybe inheritance. I commend your taste. You are a lucky and hardworking man. You deserve it, besides; ‘Oliver Twist’ made marks. It took the Nigerian music to a height that had never been seen in recent times. Its toping charts, downloads, Youtube views and itunes purchases are amongst the few things I can mention.

Dear, D’Banj, Don Jazzy may not be an ideal partner, I bet you, no one is an ideal partner! Perfect couples quarrel and make up. It is the joy of having such union. I believe misunderstanding is part of us, as humans. I will run to the zoo the day I see a union that agrees on almost everything.Back to your music, I feel Don Jazzy was made to make good music with you. He may not only be your producer, but whatever input, from advice, to production, will go a long way. Besides, he has been miserable too, without you. I have seen his eyes in music videos. There is one he did with Tiwa Savage. Ah, Tiwa. She looked dazzling, while Don Jazzy looked wanting and dispirited. Tiwa may have a perfect voice but Don Jazzy has not been able to achieve what he did with you. The other boys, K-Switch, Wande Coal and the goody bag crooner, D’Prince are unfortunate learners.
They must be stark illiterates to have taken sides when you guys parted. I understand their ignorance. But my concern here is, if you wish to stay relevant in the sight of Nigerians, making good music, and not caressing a stripper on stage on your birthday, then you have to make amends with Don Jazzy and understand that people argue because they are beneficial to themselves. Only dummies agree on everything.
I think tribalism had a lot to play in your split. It is a sad reality, if I am right. Tribalism will eventually destroy Nigeria. Our young people think they belong to a superior tribe and so make silly comments which sometimes bring about misconception and then crisis. I once had a boss, who is Igbo, who felt my tribe’s men were lazy, just because she came to my state and saw a job and was privileged to be a high ranking staff. I have had people who think those from the north should be gatekeepers and cobblers. Someone called me a militant once in Abuja, at the Sheraton, when he discovered I was from the Niger-Delta. I forgave his gross stupidity. I think we should drink a cup of water when ignorant people say rubbish about our personalities or flaws and relate it to tribe.
You are a great young man, D’Banj. Few people have attained the height you have. I am encouraged to pursue what I am currently pursuing because I know I will triumph. Your likes and that of 2Face Idibia, despite your weaknesses are heroes. And you must recall that Kanye West met you because he had heard good stuff from you. When nothing good manifests, he may be forced to give you a new job description at Good Music, which may be mopping of the floor of the studio. This evil will not befall you. If you believe it, type amen.

D’Banj, pride is the worst enemy of any man who wishes to last longer anywhere. A drop of arrogance may work, but pride is detrimental. You were called the ‘entertainer’ because you offered entertainment. Today, Inyanya, Kcee, Flavour, Wizkid and Davido are doing better. Imagine Burna-Boy, chai, that boy has some senses oh. His music, even when he is talking nonsense makes you want to sit and listen or dance to it, as the case may be. The only person that is yet to outshine you is my dearest sister, Tontolet Dike. That girl needs Jesus.

I have to go back to my drink. I paid for it and it is almost missing me. I enjoy your struggle or hustle, as you may choose to call it. I wish to hear something profound from you. While awaiting that miracle that only you can perform, I wish you the very best of life.
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Source: date360 Blog

Like. ... Seriously?

Jez passin by.

Caracta: What is ransome?

lol

Messi's goals this year has tallied with that of the highest-goal-in-a-year record holder, Muller. critically observing, the incident of his injury when he was at the verge of breaking the record, was it ordinary or was Messi be-witched? plz no insult, i am just trying to be inquisitive. because messi is a type of a player that seldom has injury. After critisizing my african mentality, plz be truthful; is this ORDINARY? If it is not, who can we charge as the perpetrator of the SPELL?

MTN forcefully changed their fun-link subscribers' package to mtn pulse on the 15th of this month. Although there have been notifications through SMSes about the benefits of mtn pulse...and a form of persuasion to dial *406\ to enjoy the offer...I never got deceived as i like mtn funlink which provides 4 megabytes and 40 SMSes and free calls (from 12:30am to 4:30am)everyday provided there is a minimum balance of 100NGN on the phone. Now i am on mtn pulse...and all those peeps i send nocturnal sms to have been berieved of my inspiring and motivational messages (lol). Dear MTN, i want my fun-link package back please!!!!!!!!!!. i don't need your 10megabytes in the day... i surf nairaland in the midnight when there will be less TRAFFIC... I am tired of this Pulse of a thing...it rePULSEive. is it by force?.......

Continues..
The 4 victims aged around 10, were picked from a school in an impoverished part of Tahiti and were paid £8 to £12 ($10 to $15) to have sex with him.
The septuagenarian will serve his sentence outside French Polynesia in line with a request by the parents of the victims.

A retired French school teacher was sentenced to 10 years for raping 4 boys in a judgement hailed by prosecutors as fair.
Jean-Claude Alcaras, 71, a former teacher of French & English was arrested in June 2010 after being found with a 9-year-old boy in a toilet at Tahiti's int'l airport. He travelled to Tahiti several times from 2001 as a sex tourist.
Jean has admitted abusing some 30 children but investigator believe the number of victims could be as high as 200, based on his testimonies.
More still coming

And the lord says: be fruitful & multiply...yele yele. she ddnt stop at arithmetic progressn.. God catapulted her to geometric progressn.

@RICKY_ROSS ..This is way too much.. i wil read it later sha

"SANUSI" ...if u called dt name repeatedly for 4 tyms..it begins to sound like i u're sayin "nuisance".. abeg o..na joke i dey!

[color=#990000]Ope o! nta 24 is just showing super cup live! i hope they finish it. . . s.m.h

Vegetable soup: They should have flogging him too so that his mates would began to learned lessons

Dear, @vegetable soup,u have just won a free ticket for summer coaching on twitter! proudly sponsored by @gbagaundetector @gbagaunmuncher @gbagaunspotter @tiaundetector @grandpadayo ffw dem 2 claim ur prize!

An official at an athletics event in the Germany city of Dusseldorf has died after being speared in the throat with a javelin.
The 74-year-old man was rushed to hospital after the accident on Sunday but died of his injuries.
The official,Dieter Strack,had gone to measure a throw but was hit by a javelin before it hit the ground according to the local media.
The competition was called off after the accident.
The 15-year-old competitor who threw the javelin is currently receiving psychological counselling

It appears that the widespread reports in some Ghananian media that rapper Sarkodie would be performing alongside Rick Ross in Nigeria is false. The only Ghananian on the st. Eve Magazine & Trace TV powered show dubbed "Summer-Jam Fiesta" is Fuse ODG of the "Azonto" hit song fame.
The headline act will be Maybach Music Group's boss Rick Ross & he is supported by a couple of Africa's finest artists including Flavour, Eva, Terry G, Vector, Dammy Krane, Flowssick; Burma Boy & Liquideep from South Africa.

Arsenal Manager, Arsene wenger has confirmed that Thomas Vermaelen will take over the captain's armband from Manchester United-bound Van Persie.
The Frenchman confirmed this in a press conference on Friday morning as he prepares his team for their 2012/2013 league opener against Sunderland.
Wenger also announced Mikel Arteta who joined the club last summmer from Everton is now the vice-captain..

Source: http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/08/17/life-van-persie-wenger-confirms-vermaelen-new-captain

ayobase: Ose!
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OP...howz the Engineering work and gez u have settled the UNCLADDING matter!

(Laffn mode) *falls off a mango tree* so u don recognise me..work is doing fine..bullshit uncladding..its one of dos thnigs *winks*

Omo Alata: I disagree. My firstborn is a girl. Enough said

Meaning?

The gender of the first child of a family has for long been a topic of debate among intending couples.
Female first borns are known to be caring,supportive & sensitive to situations in the family even long after they're married.
Although people argue that the best time a male child can be enjoyed is when he is yet married..a male child commands respect & he is what the other sibblings look up to for action..how far he goes (esp in education) most times trail-blazes for others.
Which gender is ur choice?

12 inches!:
I don't understand ooooo....and to add if the girl acts sh.i.tz just upload the picture on ur wall on fb and tag her.....U cn even use it to blackmail her for sex if she no wan gree...Becos last last u will dump her sorry a.s.s noni.

Haba! i was abt commentin wen i saw ur signature: so "i am not tekn wot u sed serious"
Thanks 2 all NLers..av reachd me conclusion..u are too much..@sexkillz.. thnks again..God wil increase u on evry side

GudluckIBB: Why are you calling OP Sir?Some body who just discovered that he has been an assistant boyfriend and you are here callinh Him Sir.
Vessel4christ ko!
Jerrycan4God ni!!

Sincerely appreci8 ur comment..av heard mor dan enof on NL alredi..bt wia u missd it was dis: i (d op) was d one refering 2 a poster as "sir"..gudmrn.
@sexkillz..u r everly apprici8d

Thanks 2 all concerned NLers..i just found out d guy's address 2ru d complaint voucher he filled..the address is a CORPER'S LODGE!..Dnt knw yet if d guy is a corper

Thanks 2 all concerned NLers..i just found out d guy's address 2ru d complaint voucher he filled..the address is a CORPER'S LODGE!