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Technology Market / Re: Pre-Order ur Goods via Aliexpress/1688/Taobao/Dhgate @Cheapest shipping Rates by Vevo(m): 4:05pm On Jul 21, 2017
Pls, I need Redmi note 4...4gb ram 64gb rom..(snapdragon). Pls help me out
Education / Discover The 15 Controversial Kinds Of Facebook Users by Vevo(m): 12:27pm On Feb 15, 2017
1. The picture freaks

Oh boy! These ones post pictures like madness! They blow your news feed with pics of different filter, posing and funny hashtags. They spend hours editing a picture till it becomes something else. Photo-shopping is one of their major talent.

2. “Like” freaks

Seek attention by any means. Can go to any length to get them “likes” coming. They know all the facebook autolike apps and care less about the comments. 

3. The joker

Their name explains it all. They bombard your feed with anything joke; both copied and un-copied, funny and not funny. And to crown it all, they don’t care about the “likes” or ‘comments’. Though they seem to get lots of them anyway.

4. Emotional/problem updaters

These ones come online to vomit their problems, their family problems, emotional problems, etc. I wonder if they think people really care...

*Follow this link to continue reading*: http://naijhow.com/discover-the-15-kinds-of-facebook-users-worldwide/

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Health / Why Every Nigerian Should Be Scared Of Cancer (graphic Image) by Vevo(m): 7:03am On Feb 07, 2017
Talk about the most dreaded disease worldwide – Cancer. No cause, no cure, low recovery and high mortality. It is barely even preventable and attacks any person, anytime, whenever it wishes. And when it strikes, ye days are seriously numbered.

All dread and fear this disease; so I decided to show you why you should too!

1. No treatment – cancer has no cure! No prevention! No etiology (cause). It can only be managed palliatively till death. Until then, you’d be watching yourself die gradually.

2. Poor prognosis – prognosis is the outcome of of a disease (whether you’ll get well or not). As for cancer, the odds are against it.

You may not get better!

3. Reoccurance – cancer is unpredictable and relapse/reoccurance is highly possible. You may surgically get rid of it today…Tomorrow it’s back! That’s just how it is.

4. Poor health facilities – this is no longer news, as our leaders even prefer getting medical care outside Nigeria. The condition of Nigerian hospitals is nothing to be happy about. They are really substandard and cancer cannot be effectively managed in most (if not all) of them.

5. Attitude of health workers – strike all the way! Every year Nigerian doctors/health workers devote 4-6 months to strike and striking actions. And lots of patients are abandoned!

6. Death is near - CONTINUE READING: http://naijhow.com/12-reasons-every-nigerian-should-be-scared-of-cancer/

Let’s join hands and fight cancer.
You can support these patients by making a donation anytime you visit the hospital.

I hate cancer…I know you do too!

Romance / How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by Vevo(m): 7:01am On Feb 04, 2017
Obviously, cheating on your partner is morally wrong; it is called infidelity. However, people cheat for different reasons, out of which none is justifiable.

And if you are hell-bent on taking a tour down this lane, here are 11 tips to not getting caught.

1. Create Your parking space early
If you really want to cheat, you will need time to meet other girls, invite them over, go out on dates and also visit their abodes. This means that you must really emphasise in a subtle way that you need your space in the relationship. Explain to your partner that you do not want to feel bugged or overwhelmed with attention.

2. Make your phone "invincible"
Putting a lock on your phone maybe excellent for security purposes, but when it's because of your partner, it may not completely hold. This is because they can still ask for the password and denying them that MAY heighten their degree of suspicion.
So, the best thing to do is to clean up the junks in your phone. Starting from your call log down to your message inbox and outbox. Flirtatious messages once read/sent should be deleted.

3. Protect your social media accounts
I have told you that putting a lock on your phone for your partner's sake is futile, right? Yea. But locking up your social media applications is very much worth it. And he/she may desist from requesting for the pass code cos' they may not want to be seen as prying on your privacy.
Locking down your social apps (Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, Email, etc) is quite different from locking down your phone. There are apps that suit this kind of task.

4. Watch your habits
One of the reasons many get caught while cheating is because of this: 'a marked change from their normal pattern of behaviour and habit'.
So, keep yourself in check: watch the way you treat your partner (see that your aren't becoming too hostile or carefree).
Your phone habits counts too. Mind the way you now spend time with your phone chatting, facebooking etc. and be equally careful when you answer calls in your partner's presence.

5. Keep an eye on their friends
When you do your sneaky activities, make sure you are out of the site of his/her friends. They are like your partner's eyes and ears. Therefore, make sure your activities are behind and equally far from them as possible.
Your partner may overlook any rumour about you but not when it is from their close friends.

6. Have a devoted Alibi (friend of reference)
Occasionally, you may want to visit your mistress, take her out on a date, to a hotel etc. And at such times, your partner expects to know your whereabouts....

Here's a link to the full gist:
http://naijhow.com/%e2%80%8ehow-to-cheat-on-your-partner-without-getting-caught/

Nairaland / General / Nigerians Quit Patronising Roadside Beggars...instead Do This! by Vevo(m): 9:18am On Jan 30, 2017
He Interviewed 3 pure water sellers and according to them: sometimes, it takes about 6 hours to sell 20 sachets of water which amounts to a total of N200 which is even less than a dollar now.
From the N200, the profit is only about N40 as the pure water sellers have to pay the wholesalers their money back as well as cover the price for ice block which was used to cool the water.

The long and short of it is that some of them make only N40 in 6 hours of hustling under the hot sun, risking their lives on express roads.

As if that isn't bad enough, when passengers and drivers reach the traffic stops, they prefer to dash N20, N50 or even N100 to beggars and fake sufferers who sometimes make about N1,500 a day doing nothing but begging, leaving them richer, luckier and safer than the pure water sellers who are young entrepreneurs serving the larger community with their trade, and trying to make ends meet.

So when next you are at a traffic stop, please:

1. Dash the pure water seller instead.

2. Buy pure water to patronise them and if the change is (N10, or even N20, you can leave it with them)

3. Say something nice to them. Greet them, encourage them.

4. Slow down, don't knock them down.

5. Even if you don't want to buy sachet water, when to buy, rather than ignoring them, you can look at them, smile and say "Thank you".

6. Enlighten any susceptible parents around you on the dangers of road side hawking among children.

7. We know that they are all striving to make ends meet; so PRAY for them.

8. It doesn't take much to be nice, just a good heart, and you already have it.

9. Some of the beggars actually do need your help, if you can, help both parties.

10. Always say a brief prayer before giving out alms.

#help_a_soul_today

Let this reach everyone, so SHARE it.
http://naijhow.com/nigerians-quit-patronising-roadside-beggars-instead-do-this‎/

P.S: Though heavily edited, all credit goes to the good soul that started this campaign.
God bless you all.

Education / What Every Nigerian Medical Student Must Experience In Medical School. by Vevo(m): 10:28am On Jan 27, 2017
At least more than 70% of all science students aspire(d) to become a medical doctor. Even parents wish so for their kids. But have we ever tried to imagine what goes on inside these med schools? You'll be amazed by what we've found out!
1. You'll study like madness! More than you ever did in your life.
2. No matter how intelligent you are; you may likely not be among the top students in your class.
3. In your 1st/2nd year, you think you own the world cos you got admission to study medicine. But the delusion will leave you alone...soon.
4. Several of your classmates will have sex with each other. You may be among them.
5. Once or twice, you'll think that medicine isn't your thing.
6. Your social life will definitely slag. Less flexing, more studying!
7. There'll be at least one lecturer/senior doctor you'd want to beat the hell out of!
8. Someone in your class will fail out of medical school.
9. A Student in your class will have sex with a senior doctor.
10. At a time you'll be confused about the specialty to venture into.
11. Ward nurses will treat you like crap.
12. You'll be humiliated publically (even infront of patients) by your senior doctors and consultants.
13. Your room might go uncleaned for weeks or even months, especially during MBBS exams.
14. You'll be competing with the best. Everyone in your class is damn smart.
15. You'll realise that medicine doesn't give enough money as thought, considering the time put in.
16. Someone from your class will be the KING OF READING; always studying and going for night classes.
17. There's always a guy who acts so unserious but always blow high scores in exams. Sometimes higher than yours.
18. Your family members will start asking you for medical advices even in your first week in med school.
19. Many of your non-doctor friends that are blessed will be well off before you start making shit money from medicine (mostly after your residency).
20. You'll not attend most classes as they are waste of time.
21. You'll realise that hospitals smell bad.
22. And that vaginal deliveries are messy.
23. Funny as it sounds, if you pass all your exams, you'll become a Doctor.
24. Upon graduation, you will be proud of yourself.
25. Try and study harder. Medicine is a nice course and proffession.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer Right Now. #700 for 1000 words by Vevo(m): 6:37pm On Jan 14, 2017
What is the write up all about?
Education / Nursing School, Unth, Enugu 2017 Admission Has Ended by Vevo(m): 2:27pm On Jan 10, 2017
2017 Admission has ended.
Anticipate for 2018 academic year!
Education / Re: School Of Nursing Unth 2017 Admission W/o Jamb. See Details by Vevo(m): 9:10am On Jan 10, 2017
simba1:
Is it only for NURSING? DONT THEY OFFER ANY COURSE?
Am sorry, but it is only for NURSING dear.
Education / Re: School Of Nursing Unth 2017 Admission W/o Jamb. See Details by Vevo(m): 9:08am On Jan 10, 2017
TemiGrace77:
How much is the entry form nd is thr form for D.E?
After the course, you can opt for D.E or a specialization course or get a job. You can call me for more details concerning the monetary aspect of the registration.

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Education / Re: School Of Nursing Unth 2017 Admission W/o Jamb. See Details by Vevo(m): 5:37pm On Jan 09, 2017
The tuition fee's summation is around N39,000.

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Education / School Of Nursing Unth 2017 Admission W/o Jamb. See Details by Vevo(m): 3:29pm On Jan 09, 2017
2017 Admission is now open for those aspiring to become nurses at SCHOOL OF NURSING, UNTH, ENUGU.
Admission will be open till 28th feb. 2017. It does not require any JAMB scores. Both male and female, from different states are welcomed to join.
REQUIREMENTS
1. O'level result
2. Recent Passport
3. Age Declaration
The registration can be done online but it is best done in school by the SCHOOL APPROVED CENTRE.
For further details and enquiries,
(Note: I do not runz admission, I only make sure you have a genuine registration). Below is the approved centre. Registration can also be done in ABSENTIA!
1. MEGAMINDZ UNTH (inside sch. premises)
(other centres will be added when they are approved)

Education / Re: SHOCKING! 5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist by Vevo(m): 12:27pm On Sep 06, 2016
ministeriallist:
Scammer grin
Scammer... An English word for sure... cool

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Romance / Re: Why Slow Sex Is Better (a Must Read) by Vevo(m): 8:53am On Sep 06, 2016
Edipee:
Abeg which one be urine time, Mazi?
It is called Kegel exercise...Just google "Kegel exercise for males" and you'd be clarified.
Hope this helps!

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Romance / Re: Why Slow Sex Is Better (a Must Read) by Vevo(m): 3:34pm On Sep 02, 2016
! Though taking it slow is good but NOT ALL the time!
! Knowing when to increase and decrease tempo is essential.
! Avoid only "to and fro" movement, try circular motion. You'll love it!
! Very awkward and uncomfortable sex positions also makes you last longer, allowing your woman time to enjoy you more. wink
! Mind over matter kinda works too. Remove you mind from the action and you'd last way longer.
! Increase the duration of the pre-intimacy and she'll definitely cum more than once before you cum.
!!!!!!Just sharing !!!!!!!!

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