bahaushe1:


I am the source. My branch will start meeting by 10am.

Oga make una call off abeg, we don tire for house, I kneel down dey beg una. Pity us.

Iizykidoo:

you said my mind.... I really wish their is a way we can dissolve them...but like you said na politics

Seriously, all they know how to do is forcefully collect SUG fees and shout of the greatest gbo gbo up and down

Honestly I've begin to realize the importance of Buhari, see how all sectors are getting better, despite the financial crisis inflicted by the covid pandemic. Please they should amend that constitution. Sai baba till 2027!

sugacoatedmouth:

Wetin dey Nigeria

Nothing dey if u no get money, but dem get money and there are at least hundreds of better countries they could go and have fun. This special affinity for Ghana is what baffles me.

Why wiz and burna like GH like this? wetin dey for there?

Maybe they meant onyeama

Good one, I wish him a swell time in office, I hope he doesn't leave the school looking like something out of his history books

I honestly wonder what many of the undergrads are doing at home? It seems majority don't want to resume again. A protest is long overdue. But the student unions are a disgrace to our generation, go and read about the history of student unions in Nigeria and see the relevance. These ones are just useless political stooges, all of such unions should be dissolved completely. They have outlived their usefulness. #Endasuustrikenow

No one is perfect but his music is different. He mumble sings and I love his style. But him handwriting no be here sha. He must be high when he wrote those.

Oluwaburna!

If I be the man I go kill the witness, the judge and the officers wey dey involved for the case. Like what do u expect me to come and do again? After wasting all my best years in a prison cell. This man was a student for Christ sake. In the words of chance the rapper "justice for all just ain't specific enough".

Dude is rich and quite, the kinda person I want to be. Mr Seun come and mentor me nau. No be like all this small boys, small money enter we no go hear word again.

Add Adamu Adamu and Ngige

Let it all work out! I've never been this down. A man's feeling stuck up at home rn. I'm sure these people have no idea what they're doing to us. Lucky dube said think about the children. I urge both the FG and ASUU representatives to think about the students and let ego rest. Think about the future!

lkillbrokehoes:
Nawa o, just 30 Naira? lolz I still remember vividly when I used my dad ATM card to withdraw 50k, I was the only one that knew his pin because he was so fond of me, I thought after withdrawing the money, if they pay me the 100k i was expecting I will pay back, that was in 2008, I waited for few months no pay and my dad didn't notice I debited money from his account, he was so loaded that he doesn't notice anything. mehn! I really made alot of money from my dad, he always make sure that his children dosen't lack anything, reason why I'm going to be the best dad for my kids and will make sure they don't lack anything too

guy u lucky o, 50k like that, my papa for don disown me.

Palmerbarry:

I swear boss na true story o no be made up, the beating no for pain me sha, wetin vex me be say my crush dey around, our neighbor's daughter. After that beating she come dey look me with one kind eye

tems my baby ,welcome home sweet. be wary of dat rascally boy called omah lay, the guy is too corrupt.

soundOsonic:
George eyes glued to the iPad as he tapped tirelessly, the Sonic avatar gained so much speed, but each level of the game rendered such bizarre speed useless.
"This game is becoming tough" the six year old boy wondered. George being a handsome Yoruba boy with tribal took his mother's ATM imputed the necessary pin as the sonic Hedgehog game made the steps so easy for even a 6 year old nigeria kid with little financial knowledge.
It worked, the avatar gained more speed, the once tough level became an easy win, George tried it again and again and made his Avatar attained a god-like speed he was so proud of himself having upgraded his avatar to such level at the expense of 6 million naira.
Iya George checked her empty account and shouted "Mo GBE" her two hands on her head as she fell to the ground like mango tree. It wasn't actually her money but cooperative money. She rushed to the bank for an answer, the bank asked if she had a gaming addiction.
Iya George replied while narrowing eye eyes with her head protruding forward " addict-kini?" Then she thought of George. "Geooorge you have killed me, o to kpa mi aaaaahhh". All eyes were on her as she rushed home with a god-like speed like George's avatar.
Iya George rushed George with 4 slaps 3 upper cut and squeezed his two ears to push his head towards south and gave him seven back lash on his back. George struggled to escaped his mother but in attempt he loosed bearing and fell. " what did I do" poor George wonders as his mother still tried to drag him back into her beating perimeter, George responded instinctively by moving backward while seated on the ground, but the mother's wrath still fell upon him.
George eyes opened in Light hospital iyana ipaja as the last he could remember was when his mother was coming from him, he tried to sit upright but all his body hurts as his eyes glanced through a nearby mirror he shouted "who is this" his face looked like Mr. chaug Li his dad Chinese boss but a negro-chinesse.
Doctor, pastor, dad, Neighbors where all standing giving him the mischievous looks, that was the last time George ever played any form of game

lol guy u funny oo, I like this ur naija version, if na naija even pastor no go wan hear forgiveness again, na there u go here adjectives like accursed child, evil boy, ill begotten and so on.

Kai oyibo life too sweet, see the boy explanation, I didn't know it was real and dem leave am. I remember when I used my dad's phone to do 2go and they deducted #30 from his balance, him beat me pass person wey go thief for market.

The Aunty above me is saying let him come to Nigeria, lol, no be woman him no see for there o. na una matter tire am

I call on my boss Mr Nwamaikpe to lend his voice on this.

It is so grotesque that the apex of academia in a whole country has been shut down for almost a year and no one is talking about it, the media houses, the senate, the various student bodies and the labor congress has kept mum in spite of this record breaking disgrace. The future of our nation, the future doctors, nurses, lawyers, engineers, accountants, and so on are left to languish. Such delay could clearly cause a loss of interest and reduced passion for learning and this would be the beginning of the end of us. I end my inconsequential ramblings with this question; where are we going?

Everything is on standstill in this country. it's so fvking depressing what a man is made to go through every fvckin' day men. I pray for a better day.

I just wanna hit the pucci and move the hell on.Don't give a fuvk who you're dating.

JordanMichael:

Which we?

Me and my brother JordanMichael we're together in the struggle for a better Nigeria

phenylalanine:


Who are we? Will you drop the phone

You and I my brother. We are together in the struggle for a better Nigeria!

Pidginwhisper:
Who are the We Nigerian youths? Speak for your household Ogbeni

lol. we na

Nice one the white lion! Your candidacy come 2023 has been ordained by God. We the Nigerian youths are solely behind you.

Shegs105:
Just to type congrats Mr X & Miss Y, your brain failed to bring it forth. I pray may the good Lord reset your brain to its default setting so it can continue functioning properly with respect to logic

Smoke more and hate less bruv.

laluski:
Stop talking stupidly

Who're you kiddin' man. Get real or get out.