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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 2:18pm On Mar 23, 2025
Abeycityng:
I have Samsung Galaxy A05 4GB RAM / 64GB memory space with 35k as FIRST DEPOSIT....Total is 180k
What is the meaning of 35k as first deposit?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 2:13pm On Mar 23, 2025
yehmy:
The best approach would have been to tell the supermod to keep the thread clean and this can be a permanent solution, I know they have this in one of the phone threads that you can't derail the thread with something not gadget related, if there's a collective call for that here too then it will happen. I know a thread on the travel section that doesn't allow off topic discussion on this nairaland, that's because the rules are clear and the mods are part of the contributor on the thread. Calling people number multiple times won't stop them from posting on this thread, at the end of the day they will still come here to post. Unless there's a restriction on what should be allowed here then your method will still be useless as it will just be a matter of time before you get tired.
Its like you are among, what you should do is to join in calling the numbers so that no one gets tired doing it until these people give up in littering this space with irrelevant things.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 2:11pm On Mar 23, 2025
yehmy:
The best approach would have been to tell the supermod to keep the thread clean and this can be a permanent solution, I know they have this in one of the phone threads that you can't derail the thread with something not gadget related, if there's a collective call for that here too then it will happen. I know a thread on the travel section that doesn't allow off topic discussion on this nairaland, that's because the rules are clear and the mods are part of the contributor on the thread. Calling people number multiple times won't stop them from posting on this thread, at the end of the day they will still come here to post. Unless there's a restriction on what should be allowed here then your method will still be useless as it will just be a matter of time before you get tired.
That supermod something may not work here cos its like the people who do that nonsense here are in a cult and may have either bribed the more, threatened him with exposing his/her nude or violence, I think there was a time he or she was beckoned on to take action but up till now nothing have changed.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 2:07pm On Mar 23, 2025
monikulapo:
I appreciate bro. I see what you do aswell. We need more people to just not stay on the stand lines. These people were able to call themselves and collude in real life in less than 5 hours yesterday, meanwhile someone here thinks he’s smart and mentioned jail time .. Ki la gbe, ki le ju 😂🤣

If we called them out directly they would stop it, they are cowards playing the power of numbers but by all these snide distractions you’re empowering them to keep on posting. Emynike has been doing that all day today, that empowered Devicehive and maybe lilioj ? .. Next person that wants to drop a snide remark .. Which of their posts are relevant to this thread ?
Anything to stop all those gluttons, I am in.
They've messed this place up with nonsense especially those cheap ware hunters. Na them and their family go go jail, it is their way to try to intimidate one when they are caught on the wrong side of justice.
For Christ sake, this place is for clearnance sales, according to the dictionary, Clearance sales refer to a special promotion or discount offered by a retailer to quickly sell off old or slow-selling inventory. These sales are often used to make room for new merchandise or to clear out items that are taking up space in the store. Clearance sales typically offer significant discounts on products in order to attract customers and increase sales.
Let us do the right thing for once in this country.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2025
Hero2t:
Hope you realise that cyberstalking is a criminal offence in Nigeria carrying potential penalties of up to three years imprisonment or a fine of up to 7 million Naira.

Just saying.
But you are okay with people spamming here with goods that are not clearance sale grade?
This is the reason this country is gone to the dogs, everyone wants to sound politically correct with hypocrisy and greed.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis:
donjazzet:
My bro you are doing the Lord's work. This is highly commendable.
Somehow, I am tempted to commend him ooo, at least he is after the hypocrites littered in this cyberspace, there ls one that will start abusing you if he can't get your wares cheap for him to resell it at an exorbitant price, they full here gallivanting like loafers which they are.
FamilyRe: Help! I Am About To Get Intimate With A Married Woman by vibratingpenis: 12:56pm On Mar 23, 2025
Primafacie:
This is not Me. I don't do this. But I find myself doing the things I hate. I've already promised my mum that I would never in my life have anything to do with any married woman. It is morally, socially and spiritually WRONG. Wrong on all fronts.

I know a woman, a young woman who is in her early 30s, married and has a set of twin. We met while I was teaching in a secondary sch. She had her kids in the primary section of same sch. Whenever she brought her kids to school in the morning, she would find a way to talk to me. She would ask my colleagues to call me so we would talk for a moment. At first, it was my Boss, the school owner that introduced her to me. My Boss called me one day and said to me, "Mr Felix, this is your tribal woman o". That was how we now became friends. We exchanged contacts and this woman kept calling me, most times I wouldn't pick her calls and the next day, she would send me an awful text. In my mind, I would be asking myself if we are dating or married. I wondered why she was always angry whenever I ignored her calls.

I left the school, lost my phone and lost her contact. I was glad I no longer had her contact. One day, I meet a young lady, invited her to my place and while she was talking on the phone, I noticed it was the same woman's voice and name my babe was calling while they conversed. After the call, I asked who the receiver at the other end was and my babe gave a perfect description of her. I became shocked. That was how my babe called her back and mentioned my name to her, she was so excited to hear from me again after a lengthy layoff. She took my number from her cousin(my babe) and that was how we reconnected. Truth is, the babe I brought home wasn't my babe actually. She was just a random girl I met on fb who lives not too far from me and had to visit me. We share same tribe.

When the babe left, she left my house straight to her sister's house and they began to gist about me. Afterwards, this woman kept calling and wanted to visit me. But I kept dodging her with excuses. Unfortunately we ran into each other in the market one day. I gave her a fake address and I was glad she couldn't locate me & I wasn't picking her calls.
Just last month, we ran into each other, she grabbed me and started famzing me. She held me tightly and I wasn't comfortable with it. I had to lie that I was rushing somewhere and I was pressed for time. She now works as a cook in a hotel which is very close to my place. She had severally invited me to see her at her place of work. But I never obliged. Last night, I decided to go see her at work. We sat and talked for sometime. I asked about her family and other aspects of life. At 8pm, when had closed from work, we came together to my house for the first Time. I became tempted to touch her. She responded positively and we did some stuffs. But we didn't have a penetrative sex cos my conscience didn't allow it. When I realized I was deviating from my moral standards, I quickly jumped off the bed and subtly asked her to leave since it was getting late and her kids would be waiting for her. Her husband is irresponsible, according to her. She promised to visit me from time to time, but I'm not going to allow that.
I'm just asking myself what she would have being doing with other men who come to the hotel she works. She seems wellprepared for such terrible lifestyle. Why would a man allow his wife to work in a hotel?. I find it hard dating a lady who works in a hotel or beer parlor let alone marrying her. There are some girls that work and sleep in a hotel. There's just no way you won't be tempted to cheat when these men keep coming to use the hotel.
Tell her you are HIV positive, you will never see her again in your life.
FamilyRe: Which Skill Or Handwork Can I Learn At Age 28 by vibratingpenis: 12:50pm On Mar 23, 2025
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Na your papa go give me money to buy the land and build on it abi?
All these agents wey no fit pay for ordinary rent for flat will be inducing people with nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Emergency Rule: SSA Temitope Ajayi Faults Jonathan, Soyinka by vibratingpenis: 12:41pm On Mar 23, 2025
duro4chang:
Nothing will happen. For 6 months, the administrator will rule Rivers state.
Nobody is and should dispute that, this is Nigeria, nothing will happen.

Problem is maybe in next 20 years, it may be against you that another government will do this, just don't say pim as everyone is doing now.
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 12:35pm On Mar 23, 2025
hkidola00:
whos the fool..ur papa no get qualifications reach me, but i dont look down on peoples hustle
This is how a perpetual failure talks, it really pained you, yoruba muslim, you will surely not die well with your family.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: No Responsible Govt. Will Allow Crisis To Worsen Before Acting – NNPP by vibratingpenis: 12:28pm On Mar 23, 2025
YoshiMaster:
Shamless APC cowards fill this thread

See dem talking about anticipation

OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THE ACTUAL VIOLENCE OCCURING IN MANY STATES?

ALL THE KIDNAPPING YOUR TINUBU WON'T EVEN HONOR THE VICTIMS.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR SOLDIERS KILLED LAST WEEK?

I GUESS THESE LIVES MEAN NOTHING TO YOU GUYS
Yoruba muslims are heartless, know this and know peace, their hypocrisy stinks.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: No Responsible Govt. Will Allow Crisis To Worsen Before Acting – NNPP by vibratingpenis: 12:25pm On Mar 23, 2025
madridguy:
Majority of people condemning Jagaban are the same set of people that will first call him out and start calling him names if the whole issue turned to big crisis.

Thank you Jagaban for saving Rivers State, no single bullet is shot, pipelines are intact, businesses are going smooth and the companies in Rivers state are not relocating away from the state.
The simplest route was to call Wike to order but are you not a yoruba muslim, islam thrives on hypocrisy, anarchy, chaos and injustice hence I will never be surprised.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Scriptural To Use "Rest In Peace" For The Dead? by vibratingpenis: 12:20pm On Mar 23, 2025
You can't use it for a dead muslim since they will likely continue their struggle to satisfy 72 virgins in their hell especially those that died in terrorism.
PoliticsRe: Resist Your Godfather, Wike Tells Ambode (Throwback) by vibratingpenis: 12:18pm On Mar 23, 2025
Lifemanage:
Reality is in every mans context of view, not in time.
Time is the only thing that will offer you the privilege to witness that your reality.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Doesn't Flinch As Activist Points Apparent Gun At His Head by vibratingpenis: 12:16pm On Mar 23, 2025
Pickieox:
All these religious people are just funny, they will never mind their business. What if I write a new religious book and give my own version of what God's mind in my holy book about transgender. Will you say it's not God words?
So how is the pastor not minding his business, was he preaching inside your mama toto or where?
Or did you hear him say your mama toto is smelling?
Hope you ain't gay or muslim?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Doesn't Flinch As Activist Points Apparent Gun At His Head by vibratingpenis: 12:13pm On Mar 23, 2025
JASONjnr:
Nigerian pastor would've been there with paid police officers to guide them from any harm.... While selling handkerchief l, stickers and oil to it's gullible followers for protection......
An Imam would have surrounded himself with Jihadists looking for young females to rape just like their paedo prophet of islam did.
You know islam originated from the scrotum of mohammed.
If muslims are allowed, this will be the fate of every person who is not a sunni muslim because they even kill other muslims like shiite and alvei
PoliticsRe: Resist Your Godfather, Wike Tells Ambode (Throwback) by vibratingpenis: 12:09pm On Mar 23, 2025
Lifemanage:
continue ur online war. Una too small and inconsequential in the scheme of things in this ciuntry
It is only time that will determine reality, hope you know?
You fit die in next 2 seconds, and the earth won't stop rotating along its axis?
PoliticsRe: Provide Credible Evidence Of Genuine Security Threats In Rivers - CSO Tells AGF by vibratingpenis: 8:17am On Mar 23, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Christian Onyegbule should go tender his case in the court of law and stop wasting electricity on baseless briefings.

His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is a respecter of the law and will welcome any judicial interpretation.
That is why I support Israel Nuking Gaza and hamas, islam is a form of mental retardation.
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 8:16am On Mar 23, 2025
imiski:
Suddenly I’m a Tinubu supporter…I wanted to insult you but your name just shows the level of your IQ
Are you a tinubu supporter or not?
Insulting me won't still make any difference, hypocrisy is bad period.
PoliticsRe: Resist Your Godfather, Wike Tells Ambode (Throwback) by vibratingpenis: 8:12am On Mar 23, 2025
Lifemanage:
Empty online warriors.
Empty hypocrites, you are surprised I bursted your hypocrisy, this just the start of your guilt flogging the shit out of you until you run mad.
PoliticsRe: How Nigeria Rescued Infants Trapped In Gaza - Minister by vibratingpenis: 6:08am On Mar 23, 2025
Asonaijaaso:
Shame on Israel bombing infants and babies in the month of Ramadan.
Shame on islam for making their fathers terrorists.
PoliticsRe: How Nigeria Rescued Infants Trapped In Gaza - Minister by vibratingpenis: 6:06am On Mar 23, 2025
iykofias:
Shame on Israel, the infants and babies killing machine.
Glad Nigeria came to the rescue
Shame on islam that made their fathers terrlrists.
PoliticsRe: How Nigeria Rescued Infants Trapped In Gaza - Minister by vibratingpenis: 6:04am On Mar 23, 2025
Please Don't use my tax money to rescue islamic terrorists.
There are loads of Nigerians in Libya that needs help, it is those tunnel boring islamic terrorists you are waiting our money on.
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 6:02am On Mar 23, 2025
hkidola00:
whats wrong with people loading passenger at motor pacrk
Are you an agbero, if you find it comfortable, he made the statement in showance that he will not be Comfortable with such line of work. A vocation you ain't okay with is torture.
Manage your agbero work and leave him alone, after all MC Oluomo is better than so many professors in wealth but not more imporyant than them.
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 5:57am On Mar 23, 2025
muyico:
Igbo drugs dealer
Yoruba muslims, drug buyers and skull miners.
Islam is a type of mental retardation from the paedo prophet of islam.
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 5:56am On Mar 23, 2025
MichaelSokoto:
which one be zombie pause?

like the one wey dey worry hell-anus?
huh
You mean helinues?
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 5:55am On Mar 23, 2025
DEHVEHLOP:
He must have Igbo blood in him...






Tueh!



Crime is their only way of becoming a billionaire
Or the blood of the cocaine and heroin sniffer in aso rock, how you see am?
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 5:54am On Mar 23, 2025
Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, thank God these drug and alcohol of things some of us do not do it, that is why we're clean
But you support tinubu, which hard drug kills more than that?
HealthRe: Sad! Ghanaian First-class Graduate Who Sold His Soul To Drugs (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 5:53am On Mar 23, 2025
FitCorper:
I go prefer weed soaked inside ogogoro, I mean the ogoror own. The highness is calm and soothing once prepared urself. Shoutout to that real nigga up there who knows the worth of a father. I pray and wish you become spiritual like your father.
That is monkey tail, took it only once, the alcohol spoilt the feelings since I am allergic to alcohol.

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