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Christianity EtcRe: When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself (Photos) by vibratingpenis: 9:35am On Jun 02, 2024
kingxsamz:
Where was your god when his people needed saving?
You mock others but unable to realize that your god fails too.
Who attacked them?

Those people who kill for their demon god right?

But still I don't support how the OP is tabling the topic.
Christianity EtcRe: When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself (Photos) by vibratingpenis: 9:34am On Jun 02, 2024
woojin:
can a cross save you?
How can kissing the black stone in kabba remove your sins?
Christianity EtcRe: When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself (Photos) by vibratingpenis: 9:33am On Jun 02, 2024
jesusjnr2020:
When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself

Then you suddenly realize that your god cannot save you either.

It means you need a new God.

The only God that can save you.

His name is Jesus.

God bless
What of those ones that kill for their demon god?
Christianity EtcRe: How Giving God N5,000 Brought Me N25,000, Foodstuff— Pastor Ibiyeomie by vibratingpenis: 9:32am On Jun 02, 2024
I will not stop respecting this man as a person but you see this his statement, I will never indulge it. It is pure nonsense and mockery of the body of Christ.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 4:42am On Jun 02, 2024
dkidd:
Lol enjoy ur weak food in peace guy and don't forget to remove the picture from internet grin
I care for humanity, and will always remember you in this tinubu era of ebin mpiawa azu
Foreign AffairsRe: Egyptian Soldier Killed After Opening Fire On IDF At Gaza Border. by vibratingpenis: 4:41am On Jun 02, 2024
Mubieey:
This is what Qur’an said about Place:
“We have recorded in the Book of David, after the exhortation, that My righteous servants shall inherit the Land. Herein, surely, is a message for those who are devoted to worship. We have sent thee only as a mercy for the universe.” (Surah al-Anbiya’, Ch.21: V.106-108)
Similarly in the Bible (Psalms,37:29)
Note that Israel was created in 1948 By zionist so Palestine was meant for righteous servants not devils
I asked you one simple question?

Show me where Palestine was written or called in your Qur'an?

Israel wasn't created in 1948, the state of Israel, the historic homeland of the Jews, the land of their forefathers.

By the way which Qur'an are you referring to?
The one you people claimed is untouched by man and from god,

Based on Historical Facts, there's over 35 different Quranic versions that all contradict each other. And this justifiable criticism comes from actual Islamic scholars, historians and from non Islamic sources.

The Qur'an manuscripts were written between 200–300 years after the death of Mohammed.
I can get you all of them even the first one by uthman

Your kabba is a forgery of the temple in Jerusalem, you guys just fabricated imaginary mohammed and Qur'an, everyone who wrote the Qur'an never existed in mecca that never had any history since it a dry arid desert, all you islamic lies will burst one day.

So you see you are talking rubbish.
AgricultureRe: The Dong Tao Chicken Aka Dragon Chicken: One Of World Most Expensive Chickens by vibratingpenis: 10:19pm On Jun 01, 2024
This chicken looks like krismas
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 10:18pm On Jun 01, 2024
dkidd:
Thank God u go market. Hallelujah! As that meat lean u still dey cut them againhuh
Why poverty no dey tire u na... It's well cry
Chai! See as your saliva wan cause flood, I can help you with food if you like, Nigeria is doing you dirty with hunger.
PoliticsRe: Debt: Abuja Electricity To Disconnect Police, Army Headquarters, Others by vibratingpenis: 8:25pm On Jun 01, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
dey play. E be like sey you just dey arrive in Nigeria.
Shey all these soldiers get individual families like wife and children. Have you seen where ones wife and children are kidnapped and burned alive and the video sent to him before tracking him down and eliminating him too for his colleagues to take note, no one has the monopoly of violence and wickedness, a little motivation is all that Is needed.
FamilyRe: My Wife and Kids Is Been Held Hostage By My In-laws. by vibratingpenis: 8:23pm On Jun 01, 2024
Offpointng:
Ion need a Prophet to tell me ur wife is from the Igbo tribe. With this their backward and primitive culture.

My guy guy sponsored his girlfriend thr school till she graduate. now she has graduated torh mai we marry asap, The parents are still charging him millions for bride price saying they have to settle who and who foolish elders in her hometown

Nigga is so confused and can't really back out cuz he has invested so much in her. he's now considering a low key court wedding, nothing more
If your mama was washing her toto well, an îmbecile like you, a born by mistake for no show in your form.
CrimeRe: First Bank Employee On The Run After Diverting ₦40 Billion; Bank Begins Recovery by vibratingpenis: 8:08pm On Jun 01, 2024
Reelmii:
40 billion huh...in as much as i dont support stealing in any form...but i must say this is what u get wen staffs are not well paid...


I always say it, people who work in financial institutions should be well paid..not paying 80k


And like i said earlier, there is no justification for stealing
If he is not well paid, HR should have resigned, a thief is a thief and the man is thief, simple and period, there is no justification to stealing.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2024
dkidd:
Chai no shame.. See Almajiri plate when u dey use chop nonsense when resemble goat vormit... only thing inside na ponmor when no pass 400 naira. And u proud dey post am for public forum? So na almajiri u be sef? Who give u phone take browse. Lol God i nor follow any of una argue for the forum again... Even ram and fowl go dey claim levels. Almajiri.. Try rent house buy small stove, pots and plates dey cook. Him want send me money. U when poverty done bury finish 😂😂😂
I know but you don chop today, drinking water no fit wash away hunger, stop smoking dirty Arizona.

PoliticsRe: Debt: Abuja Electricity To Disconnect Police, Army Headquarters, Others by vibratingpenis: 7:59pm On Jun 01, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
they will receive guests from the military barracks
So if they ask the visitors why they are there, what will be their reply?
PoliticsRe: Katsina Village Head Collects ₦700k Bribe From Bandits, Allows Invasion, Killing by vibratingpenis: 5:52pm On Jun 01, 2024
johnjose68:
ON PERTER AGULU OBI
You all know Peter Obi. If the I.pob killing had happened in the North or Southwest, Peter would have released one bombastic statement within two seconds of the incident occurring, condemning Tinubu, de-marketing Nigeria and denouncing the state of insecurity in Arewa or Yorubaland. But as it happened in the Southeast, this tribal leader has decided to pretend that it never occurred. Sadly, this is a pattern with Peter.

Last month, Peter Obi mocked Nigerians who died in a road accident in Kogi, that did not even involve bad roads, as being "roasted alive". He then blamed the Federal Government, despite an official report from the FRSC that the crash was caused by reckless overtaking. Two weeks later, a worse accident occurred in Enugu, killing sixteen Nigerians, and Peter Obi has said nothing till today.

Last year in Onitsha, where Peter Obi lives, two brothers, Chinedu and Omama, were truly 'roasted alive', to use Peter's words, by a mob, in full view of cameras showing their faces.
Until today, Peter Obi has not condemned the incident, because it happened in the Southeast. But it took him two seconds to denounce the burning of Deborah Samuel, because it happened in Sokoto.

May Nigeria never have an ethnic irredentist as him President!
AMEN!!!
But you know prophet mohammed and allah will worship peter Obi?
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany Allows Ukraine To Strike Targets Inside Russia With German Weapons by vibratingpenis: 5:38pm On Jun 01, 2024
God1000:
We are one step away from nuclear conflict that will devastate our beautiful planet
Planet that you and your fellow mohammedans already devastate with terrorism, paedophilia and nymphomaniac deeds.
PoliticsRe: New National Anthem Is National Self-Debasement By Farooq A. Kperogi by vibratingpenis: 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2024
Ezewuzie01:
Most of the people criticizing the new national anthem don't even know how to sing the discarded one. But they are the ones making noise about it the most. Why not let the school children sing it if you as an adult can't?

Take for instance, the demented Peter Obi, he can't sing the old or new anthems but is very good reciting the Biafran anthem. The mumu agulu idiot failed his only son who became a homosexual but is telling you that he can fix Nigeria shocked
But you know peter Obi is better than prophet mohammed and allah combined?
FamilyRe: Which Food Items Or Food Have You Ignored Because Of The High Cost Of Living? by vibratingpenis: 5:32pm On Jun 01, 2024
Truvelisback:
That is, any food of your choice.
I am still enjoying all my choices of food.
I cut costs from other of my expenses but never touched food.
FamilyRe: . by vibratingpenis: 5:28pm On Jun 01, 2024
Kobojunkie:
So, if it was a man, you would equally demand he is unfucked before he can then reason to return to his former wife? Why do you people reason worse than chickens for crying out loud? undecided
My dear you are the chicken here, except chicken means something different.
FamilyRe: . by vibratingpenis: 5:26pm On Jun 01, 2024
FamilyRe: S by vibratingpenis: 5:12pm On Jun 01, 2024
sholikay:
Kai..see real clearance items oooo...no money to buy.... especially that piano...
I swear, I just hate I don't have money for those L shaped blue sofas
FamilyRe: Which Food Items Or Food Have You Ignored Because Of The High Cost Of Living? by vibratingpenis: 5:02pm On Jun 01, 2024
None, I prioritized food over everything in my life, I have cut costs in every other things but for food never.

FamilyRe: See How A Father Danced At His Troublesome Daughter's Wedding by vibratingpenis: 4:51pm On Jun 01, 2024
Look at his hand gesture, the girl too bill am and he is rejoicing for passing that stress to another man.
PoliticsRe: Suspended Police Chief, Abba Kyari Released After 27 Months In Detention by vibratingpenis: 4:50pm On Jun 01, 2024
A colleague released his colleague, I no call anybody name oo.
Foreign AffairsRe: Calls, Search Parties, Drones: 17 Hours To Find Iran’s President ( Pics) by vibratingpenis: 4:48pm On Jun 01, 2024
ozo13:
thank God someone accept his guilt for a crime against humanity.Good one there.
If u want to mention about pedophile I will take u through the history of exact same in Christendom how ur holy scripture supported it in the time past and how it was well documented and practice in Christianity.Are u ready to read with a sincere mind smiley
I follow Christ, show me where he was penising a 6 year old child. Do it I will start worshipping your allah and mohammed combined.

Do you agree?

And are any of this 👇true?

Don't refuse any of your answers later.

CrimeRe: South Africans Rejoice As 6 Nigerians Are Killed In Their Country (video) by vibratingpenis: 4:30pm On Jun 01, 2024
This is the people supporting hamas and who the muslims are conniving with in terrorism.

This is the true flavour of islam.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 4:27pm On Jun 01, 2024
Proddigeyy:
really hungry, wan buy garri pls

🙏🙏🙏
I will never indulge that because you can as well want to use it to buy drugs or smoke.

I won't, sorry.
PoliticsRe: Debt: Abuja Electricity To Disconnect Police, Army Headquarters, Others by vibratingpenis: 4:26pm On Jun 01, 2024
descarado:
This crap started during obj tenure. The money was in millions. Obj privatised Nepal hurriedly and closed down Nepal hq cos they dared ask aso rock to pay. Members of national assembly followed suit snd what they owe ran in millions. Some even bypassed.

But Nepal people will be running after poor man for disconnection. They don't pay at all. Even nepa was owing nepa
See as you shifted the blame immediately, BATerias are despicable.
PoliticsRe: Debt: Abuja Electricity To Disconnect Police, Army Headquarters, Others by vibratingpenis: 4:25pm On Jun 01, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
Police, yes. Army dem no born dem well to near the place
It will be done remotely from their office, technology have changed from mounting ladders.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 4:21pm On Jun 01, 2024
Proddigeyy:
do me 1k OG 🙏🙏
Why will I do you 1k OG 🙏🙏?
BusinessRe: South-West Women Quitting Trading For Rice Smuggling by vibratingpenis: 4:19pm On Jun 01, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Illiterate
Your mama na illiterate, if not she for no use miscarriage born you.

Born by mistake.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 4:18pm On Jun 01, 2024
Watianoengineer:
When Peter Obi was criticizing the government instead of sharing ideas on how to fix the economy you people were supporting him. Now the repercussions of what unpatriotic elements like Obi did is why the economy is so messed up.


Keep supporting Obi instead of praying for President Bola Tinubu and expect to buy things at a cheaper rate.


Very soon you will be buy one seed of tomatoes for 1k if care is not taken.

May God bless president Bola Tinubu and give him strength to fulfill his renewed hope agenda. This renewed Hope will Favor me and my house hold. Amen
Its like you don shit your brain comot from your anus, if not, is it same Obi you all claimed he gets advice from mad man that your tinubu was waiting for his advise?

Damn! BATerias are despicable in the least.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 4:15pm On Jun 01, 2024
dkidd:
Send am na no dey shy I go top u something hungry mugu. See moniker sef probably one idiot when still dey him parents house dey knack local smelly girls say na vibrating penis. Lol monkey 🐵🤣
grin
My guy you don chop today?
No let kwashorkor and beriberi disfigure your spinal cord?
I am here to help you with wisdom, or food stuff, I wouldn't want to positively encourage your use of hard drugs by giving you money.
What are online friends for cheesy🤑✔️

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