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OMO element the robot so ur welcome greeting is still active. I know the brain is on auction. But which one is urs. The small one or the smaller one?

Did u jxt say ma brain has moved to ma anus? Chai! Babe e don do. Stop to dey advertise ur daftness

Tanimz the brouhaha is that u're using ur flapping bweast to tink, go borrow a brain jor. @least element's own is up for sale hon

Element test drive which cherry? Abeg free me jor. Who wants 200th hand goods. I don't know even if i will be feeling anytin in that big bottomless pit.

Ok slowpoke/slow learner/dumbo/illiterate/-5 iq i said guess which right thing of urs did i talk about in ma sentence. MEHN this is 4cking stup1d, so ur brain is peanut huh?


Did u jxt say i'm more corrupt than u? Who called someone's dick today? Look i'm a perfect gentleman i don't say those tins missis

Dats refreshing to hear. Cos if u said otherwise na return flight u go enter when u come to ma house

Me spoil Tanimz or she spoil me?

Me demon possessed? Taz don't make me pounce on u dis afternoon. Cos u go hear am

U see? the girl is so dull that she has forgotten what i asked her to guess. Dumbo guess guess guess. Tufiakwa its better to train a goat than to train u.


Y u go kiss me? Hehehe **claps hands together ** see this ajebota so if. . . . . Never mind

Element not yet. I do ma downloads in the evening when the speed is crazy bro

Agbalumo? Dis rat neva lose her mama tongue(abi her husband tongue). Cherries is a double meaning word. So. . . . .


Btw i'm still waiting for ya guess(u know what). Abi u wan whisper am and remember not to kiss me while doing that.

Hmmmmm sounds yumie. I didn't know u're even around now. But let the truth be said can u cook?

Element abeg go carry frying pan cover ur head b4 stones begin rain ontop of am

Beautiful!!

U know in ur body there are roughly 7 twins( so ur guess is as good as mine concerning the right . . . . I was talking about) old lady!

Poping cherries for sure

Sista i no know. Anyway the dream compensated(u know how). So how ur cooking doing?

And when u're reading don't u venture to read the whole sentence and not half of it slowpoke!.

As for independence celebration, the best i did for the dying nation was to attend the parade and pop somethings.

Hmmmm ur iq don dey rise(irony). So whats wrong wif me saying i'm drive when u said u're fly. Ladies and their complexity.

So hows ur independece train rolling? I know u urself is not independent

I'm drive MEHN. So what do u tink i said?

Taz u! ur right . . . . there. Btw how're u doing?

Chai!! Naija don suffer finally. **shrugs** Anyways what can man do?

Btw Odunnu u've got a lovely child, i'm happy for the lucky papa

Element seriously, go ask ur mama if na coutonu where they born you

Oya prof. Odunnu teach me

What about u?

I'm cool. @ home, in sitting room, on the sofa watching the parade.

How?

Big head. . So hows work?

Coming or c.umming

Crazy are u? Catch wetin? Chicken ko rat ni

Tnx man. But i jxt bookmarked it(cos i no get time now to watch snail loading).

So howdy?