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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Vila Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 31st August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 4:41pm On Sep 01
Whatever history you have against Chelsea is as useless as a shovel full of horse poop.

No be so psg dey beat every club for Europe till Chelsea jam them load them 3:0 in 45 minutes, Pep Guardiola had never lost a final till he met Chelsea and he wept.

It doesn't matter what form your club is in we will ruin Arsenal's party, doesn't matter how many clean sheets you have we will turn your defense to training mascots that day.....it's not far let's keep our fingers crossed 🤞🏼
omooba969:
Crap.

You're the one missing the point, and it's obvious you're presenting with a short memory. You guys continue to underrate Arsenal FC and its defensive ability, of which you eventually learn the hard lessons on the match day.

Did you know that Aston Villa had NO shots on target in this match...on their turf o!

We will not only play our beautiful football on Sunday against Chelsea, we will also be doing a test-run on our defence to check for defects. grin

See facts below and think about your comment again, maybe you might want to edit it. cool
Politics › Re: EFCC Summons Ex-gov Timipre Sylva Over Alleged $14.86m Fraud by ViceGovernor: 10:39am On Sep 01
Surely you have been in Nigeria long enough to know that there is no man born of a woman that can arrest a fmr vice-president or president in this country.
Imalwayshorny:
Why did efcc didn't arrest atiku when he left apc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 10:36am On Sep 01
If your papa gets car (EPL) my own papa gets private jet (UCL)

Which question be that? You when never win champions league Europa or even ordinary conference league wan dey question world champion?

The fact is that every single trophy in your cabinet is present in mine.
Can the case be reversedhuh??

Until you win UCL, UEL or conference my bro who don pass you don pass you.

After 20 yrs of 4th position back to back, English FA rob other teams give una EPL you come here dey rake 😁 for who?
ElevationD:
Answer simple question, you dey jump up and down.
Who won the league last season?

My papa get car before, is it not a story?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Vila Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 31st August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 10:30am On Sep 01
You miss my point entirely, what I'm saying is that Chelsea will outscore your arsenal....no matter the amount of goals you score your defense cannot stop Chelsea's front 3 presently.

Hope you realize you will also be playing against VAR?

The premier league admin has posted more about Chelsea than all other teams combined this season....that should tell you who their officiating will favor.

The English FA will do anything to keep their poster boy on top.
omooba969:
Fulham 2 - 3 Chelsea
Chelsea 4 - 3 Brighton

I think Chelsea should be more worried about their porous defence. On Sunday, Chelsea may not be as lucky.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Vila Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 31st August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 9:20am On Sep 01
ZombieDredd:
6 points
Clean sheets already racking up

chelsea, we go test that defense next week grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Your team fit contain Chelsea present attack?

Some defenders go chop grass that day with dribble when them go collect.
Premier League wan give Chelsea this title if you observe closely.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's Foreign Minister Reacts To Netanyahu Speech, Calls Him Serpent. (video) by ViceGovernor: 9:05am On Sep 01
This one is really pained Israel and USA did not allow him to complete the building of a weapon that can destroy them.....only an unwise nation would permit such.

You told the atomic monitoring agency that your nuclear programs is to power industries, now why are you enriching uranium to 90% (weapons grade).

Industrial nuclear power only needs 20% enrichment to power anything for 25 yrs.

Iran must think the world is stewpid.
NYSC › Re: 10 NYSC Members Rescued From Kidnappers In Kogi Forest by ViceGovernor: 8:58am On Sep 01
So you actually believe they were rescued? grin grin grin.

Quick question ❓ did you see anything in the writeup that talks about any kidnapper being neutralized or injured?

I guess they saw our security agents and took off running right.

When they someone was rescued it means ransome was paid at least 90% of kidnap cases.
Unless maybe it's an oil Executive, company CEO or MD, relative to a top general or wife of a ranking policeman, if it was the child of a minister I guarantee they were rescued.
DoWhatThouWilt:
If the kidnappers had succeeded and gotten that money, they will proceed to display an extravagant lifestyle on social media, so that you Nigerians can follow and celebrate them...typing rubbish replies in their post.

na grace omo, money good o we must make this money

They will kidnap poor man children, then end up being praised and celebrated on social media by poor man children.

grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ViceGovernor: 8:48am On Sep 01
Stop attacking the messenger and focus on the message, what is the message?

Is it true our president was and could still possibly be a distributor of white whew ☁️ for the cartel, reports also say he is [b]a
bagman for the Mafia of south America, is it true?[/b]
9jatriot:
Nobody should be deceived by the bogus use of the word 'US firm '". The so-called firm is run by one Ikemefuna Okeke, aka Von Batter, the man Atiku is alleged to have given $ 1.2M, not naira, to try to find dirt on Tinubu.

Because he has no result to show, the man now creates micro news on the topic to prove to Atiku that he is on top of things, the same tactics that yahoo boiz keep their clients busy with bogus updates so that they can keep getting money from their victims.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 8:42am On Sep 01
You dey talk about trophies when everybody done win, let's talk about the one your club never win despite reaching 2 finals in one hundred and forty five years 😱😱😱 (145) yrs since them create your club you never smell any European trophy 🍺 your club na local champion no quote me again until una win conference league, Europa League. I know say champions league na impossibility for arsenal.

Only clubs with a club world cup is allowed to argue with Chelsea, like man City, Man utd, Nottingham forest, Liverpool etc.
ElevationD:
Monkey sabi jump, no be for where tree dey?

Who win league last season? Answer first na.
Who cup dey in hand for now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 2) On 29th August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 2:51pm On Aug 29
cr7lomo:
Mk una de avoid to bet on top early kick off games... 95% of the time, the favourite looses...I don't know whether to call it witchcraft
It's usually rigged by those mafia boss owners and I dare say the engleesh FA.

Once they see the total number of people who have bet on the favorite to win and it is very high, they know if it clicks the bookies will weep that day and since those bookies are part of the official sponsors of premier League, they can't lose.

That is why you will see the full first 11 of arsenal or Man utd losing to a division 2 team full of part time pizza 🍕 delivery guys at old Trafford and you begin to wonder what the hell did I just watch 🤔
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 2:41pm On Aug 29
E no get how you twist am, for this our discussion one of the clubs na World champion 🏆, while the other smaller one na local champion.
ElevationD:
Who get Benz before and no maintain am come return to leg, e don join the group of trekkers. The former Benz owner fit to dey trek make e be say some trekkers like am na landlord!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 2) On 29th August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 1:25pm On Aug 29
iwaeda:
I hope Iraola will stay long in Liverpool. grin grin grin grin
What exactly is your plan sir 😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 2) On 29th August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 1:24pm On Aug 29
Early kickoff in EPL is never good news for any of the big 4.

Omo be like that decision to sell Salah na own goal.

Salah dey score Hatrick for Turkey while Liverpool dey pull hamstring for England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 1:22pm On Aug 29
ElevationD:
My father had a motor car is all a story!!!
Surely I get am before no be property.....but papa when don own and drive Benz before no fit ever be the same with the one when dey use leg waka.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Car Explosion In St. Petersburg Kills Russian Military Officer(photos) by ViceGovernor: 12:36pm On Aug 27
Why is Selensky making a law that forbids election?

If he is that popular and loved let him conduct elections and see how quick his citizens will kick him out.
princeliquidray:
We are happy they are fighting to defend their lands and they are succeeding.
As long as Putin has failed to topple Zelensky's govt, Ukraine is winning
Foreign Affairs › Re: Car Explosion In St. Petersburg Kills Russian Military Officer(photos) by ViceGovernor: 12:34pm On Aug 27
Bear in mind mother Russia is fighting Youkraine with only one hand ✊🏼.

If they decide to use their entire military power which is exclusively reserved for NATO/ America, Ukraine will be cleaned from the earth.

But Old Vlad is not a heartless man.


Very soon they will exchange bodies and you will see figures like 2300 slain ukranians while Russia will have only 52, which begs the question what exactly has possessed the comedian to keep fighting Russia?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Court Acquits Settler Who Assaulted French Nun In Jerusalem(Video,Photo) by ViceGovernor: 10:06am On Aug 27
You go dey explain tire no evidence, your school money when them waste on you them supposed use am go start milk and Milo provision store.

Before I even further finish you, tell me something, just the name of 1 king that has ruled in Palestine that you claim Israel invaded.

😁😂 You funny dii 😆 you said Israelis are Europeans from Poland.....the bolded is a fiction of your imagination.

We have kings in Israel that ruled the land well documented from the first to the present rulers, tell us the one from palestine who you claim owns the land, just a single one?

Those palestines are the invaders who migrated from surrounding Arab countries when the Israelites were taken captive by the then world power Babylon which was ruled by Nebuchadnezzar, only the old people were left in the land of Israel and the Arabs overpowered them and started breeding like rabbits, they have been trying to wipe Israel out since but it will always end in complete failure.

Every other country in the middle East had kings 👑 the only ones without any ruler are the palestines, you know the ones you will have us believe are the owners of the land, while those who have had King Saul, King David, King Solomon, King Hezekiah, King Ahab, PM Netanyahu........are the occupiers, make it make sense please 🥺.


Namigotalktru:
When they tell you people go to school you think it is abuse.

Zionists do not believe in God. They are Europeans from Poland, Russia, eastern block and more recently US, France and Germany and UK. That is why they hold foreign passports

They started mass migration to Palestine when oyibo in Germany were cooking them in ovens and gas chambers.

Palestine was one of the few countries to accept them. US turned them away along with many countries. They even wanted to settle in Uganda but God saved us

They hate everyone, they hate real Jews- the ones happy to live with everyone in peace, they attack them, they hate Christians as they have been showing from Lebanon, Gaza/Palestine and the occupied territories. They are criminals and by the Grace of God all the evil seeds they have sown will bloom in the not too distant future. Their same oyibo brothers will do the same thing to them that made them run from Europe in the first place.

It’s only a matter of time

Anywhere you hear there is unrest or terrorism in this world they are at the centre of it for no reason but money

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Court Acquits Settler Who Assaulted French Nun In Jerusalem(Video,Photo) by ViceGovernor: 8:37pm On Aug 26
Going by your logic if the current Israel is not the same old Israel that must mean Egypt, Ethiopia, Syria, Lebanon and all those countries and people the Bible talked about are not the ones presently occupying those the land.
GracieX3:
Only ignorant Christians can post the rubbish you just posted.

Maybe you ignorantly think that the current Israel is the biblical Israel.

Or maybe you don't care when innocent people are killed when it Israel doing it
Politics › Re: Femi Otedola Congratulates Yari As They Meet In Monaco by ViceGovernor: 6:15pm On Aug 26
They're rich not wealthy.
Jay Z and Cristian Ronaldo are rich men, but you see the men who sign their paychecks are the real wealthy men.....and they usually don't know how to dress and draw attention to themselves unless for those are humble enough to hire fashion stylists.
Manincharge:
What about wealthy celebrities?
Politics › Re: Femi Otedola Congratulates Yari As They Meet In Monaco by ViceGovernor: 1:45pm On Aug 24
I think God has conditions he gives to men before making us billionaires......one of those conditions is that he will remove totally your ability to dress well or have any sense of great fashion.
Culture › Re: US Government Awards $125,000 Grant For Preservation Of Lejja Iron-Smelting Site by ViceGovernor: 9:17am On Aug 24
victoryenergy:
How far?
Nairaland Iranians, how much has Iran donated to Kaduna? 😊
A handful of 🧨 and RPGs 🚀 with some high ranking irgc 🫡 commandos to spread the gospel of ayatollah Sayeed komenei.

That is but a few of their enormous contribution to our great nation.
That should count for something na.
Culture › Re: US Government Awards $125,000 Grant For Preservation Of Lejja Iron-Smelting Site by ViceGovernor: 9:15am On Aug 24
Massive cash out for some people involved.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Re-election Campaign Will Focus On Visible Achievements - Wike by ViceGovernor: 9:11am On Aug 24
You mean he has visible achievements?

I am yet to see any o..... except for the mass poverty that is wearing Nigeria like babariga.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel-turkey Tensions Rise After Netanyahu Orders Strikes On Syrian Airbase by ViceGovernor: 4:05pm On Aug 22
Erdogan apari don dey scratch am and Israel go soon give am not-so-nice hairstyle.

Nigeria stands fully with the nation of Israel .

🇳🇬🤝🇮🇱
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 4:01pm On Aug 22
The ref and VAR were against Chelsea last season, even opponents admitted some shocking calls were made.

If not of those daylight robbery we for carry league last season.

Anyways hope you ready for our incoming title win this season 🤨
ElevationD:
Nobody send una message.

Na as una play, una collect the cards. Na so una collect the 10th position.

Imagine Moisés Caiciedo, Pedro Neto, Liam Delap? How dem no go dey collect red card, when dem dey play ball like agbero?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 2:19pm On Aug 22
That same season you forgot to mention that Chelsea was the most red carded club in premier League, this people give more than 10 red cards, how Chelsea no go end for 10 position?
ElevationD:
Chelsea spent all the money in 2025/26, changed managers as dem like. How far? At the end of the season, una ended in 10th place with 52 points from 38 matches - 14 wins, 10 draws, and 14 losses.

Make una fear God oo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 2:17pm On Aug 22
Wetin carry World champion 🏆 enter this matter now 😑 you no fit use another team do example 🤨.
ElevationD:
Not just spend money like Chelsea, but spend right to get the right players.

Arteta made very wise decisions with Guimares and Tzolis. That is already paying off.

Man U dey purchase Tielemanns, wey me sef dey play ball pass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by ViceGovernor: 2:11pm On Aug 22
Haba na 😁😂😭

Omo garri don plenty pass water....

(2:0) For first match of season 🥲🥲
Education › Re: NUC Approves 33 New Universities by ViceGovernor: 1:44pm On Aug 15
I was expecting to see FG opens 33 new industries but alas I was disappointed to see they keep churning out graduates with nothing to keep them busy after they leave school.

No be clear eye all these men dey use lead us.
No clue whatsoever on how to generate employment despite our vast natural resources sitting under our soil.
Abeg make we vote with sense next year o.
Politics › Re: Navy Arrests Osun APC Assembly Candidate Komolafe, Others With Rifle by ViceGovernor: 12:22pm On Aug 14
Chummynoni:
And they said it's accord people that are killing people in Osun . This one's wanted to snatch and grab. I bet they will leave this people before Saturday. Just watch accord party members in APcriminals sienna?
They have been released as at 7 this morning and the Navy commander that arrested them was redeployed to an undisclosed base.

There's 🔥 on the mountain, the sort of news we see in Naija nowadays dey confuse person.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeremy Tremaine Williams Set To Die By Lethal Injection For Rape And Murder by ViceGovernor: 12:08pm On Aug 14
He is clearly not okay upstairs.

Justice has been served.

Rip to the dead.

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