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Business › Re: Meet The Five Owners Behind Nigeria’s Biggest Fast-food Chains (Photos) by ViceGovernor: 7:46am On Oct 31
Which business are you talking about?
Is it the adulterated baby food?
The fake Aba made products or the Pablo Escobar white whew?

Kindly specify.
dgitrader:
Try dey get sense small, it's not a profitable business in the long run. Don't be fooled by all the blink blink, they financially struggle to keep up. Igboman[b] will naturally stay ahead of you forever in good business[/b]
Agriculture › Re: The Countries Dominating Global Food Production (Photos) by ViceGovernor: 6:58pm On Oct 26
When GOD chased Satan out of heaven....Africa was the place he landed in.

That's why there's so much evil on the black continent.
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Africa as a whole just sit down dey on the consumption path angry. Chaiiii, honestly, God suppose sign agreement with devil take annihilate the whole of this continent make we start afresh angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Describes Trump As An Agent Of ‘chaos And Cruelty’ In Midterm Elections by ViceGovernor: 6:44pm On Oct 26
What sort of ridiculous type of opinion poll is that up there, I think the poster must be high on crac kocaine.

Stop comparing light to darkness 😏Donald Trump is miles ahead of Hussein from Somali/ Kenya in all ramifications he beats him hands down.
Crime › Re: Ex-boyfriend Kills Umuora Mmesoma After Breakup In Uga, Anambra by ViceGovernor: 11:14am On Oct 24
Don't jump into conclusion yet.

The boy may have acted in self defense. Forget all that story about breakup the police is cooking for the public.

Besides I didn't see you condemn Chidinma who killed the owner of that TV station in cold blood, you didn't call for her death but now the tables have turned you are braying for blood.
Leemzyy:
Really?? If the case was vice versa I hope you will be spitting out this same thing, I Weep for ladies
Crime › Re: Ex-boyfriend Kills Umuora Mmesoma After Breakup In Uga, Anambra by ViceGovernor: 7:04am On Oct 24
The word of God says; for jealousy is the rage of a man and he will show no mercy on the day of his vengeance, neither will he accept a bribe.

The Bible also says; hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

RIP to the dead, and we also pray for mercy for the living, there's no point losing 2 people.
Leemzyy:
Omo, men are really Underhated!!
See as he be, stinky poor Boy, it's always the poor and ugly ones



May the beautiful girl's soul rest in peace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Vincent Kompany Collapses After Bayern Training by ViceGovernor: 6:48am On Oct 24
Remind us again, who did Arsenal lose the champions league final to 🤔
Godsloveus:
The only team to withstand psg in European champions leagues is arsenal
Crime › Re: Court Orders Speedy Trial Of 5 Suspected Kidnappers Of NYSC Members by ViceGovernor: 5:01pm On Oct 23
When a man has a look like that 👀 it's not even a question of whether or not he is evil.....you have to ask yourself just how much evil does he do.

There will always be signs before wonders.
Nairaland General › Re: True Story: I Lost ₦400,000 And Two Friendships by ViceGovernor: 4:40pm On Oct 23
My lord lend me 2 kay.

I know that's peanuts to you 👌🏼
lordm:
I don't lend people more than 20k,

If I see you can't pay I won't even give you 5k.
Romance › Re: Be Careful So You Don't Marry A Ghost In Abuja Or Lagos! by ViceGovernor: 10:48am On Oct 18
Explain to us why Tesla cyber trucks and other models when passing through burial grounds start detecting people walking around as well as dogs?

Mind you The sensors are connected to satellites 🛰️ that detect human beings, animals and any obstacle on the road.

You are trying to say ghost don't exist but technology passing through graveyard is showing us there are people there.
Osgilliat:
It’s 2026, cars will be flying soon and this one is still talking about ghost. What can be more ghostly than a flying car.
Romance › Re: Be Careful So You Don't Marry A Ghost In Abuja Or Lagos! by ViceGovernor: 10:44am On Oct 18
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Crime › Re: 7 Christians Killed In Plateau By Fulani Militia (Video)) by ViceGovernor: 10:20am On Oct 18
Stop lying 🤥.

If you say muslims are affected just like Christians.....then show us when in the history of Nigeria since 1960 till now where we have had 100 muslims killed in a single day.

We have seen Christians killed on more than 5 horror occasions in the middle belt states of Benue and Plateau.

Show us the muslim own sir.

vick00:
we don't have to be biased, both Christians are Muslins are victims of these bastards. i just hope that they get wiped out by the soldiers soon
Crime › Re: Tunde Ednut Abandoned Phone Number Linked To Alledged N18.2million Fraud by ViceGovernor: 3:13pm On Oct 17
It is the network provider that causes all these cases of mistaken identity.

They'll sell a line to someone and he will link his NIN, then a few months later they will sell that same phone number to another person, that one will use it to commit crime and police will go after the person whose NIN is on the line.

Once a NIN is linked to a phone number you own it for life regardless of whether you use it or not, since the law says only 1 nin can be attached to a phone number.

One of these days I go still sue MTN for a huge sum. They did that illegality to me and my MTN line. The person they sold it to tried to link his NIN and it was flagged.

They suspended his NIN and mine. I had to go and pay huge money to unblock it.

There are many people who have experienced my situation too, I'm still gathering a few of them so we will join in a lawsuit against that illegality.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 17th October 2026 by ViceGovernor: 2:48pm On Oct 17
Up Chelsea.
I'm happy with this 0:2 win not all those penalty shootout scoreline of 6:4
7:3.
Solid performance from Chels. I also think the referee should be flogged 22 strokes because him head no really cor rect.

This Pedro Neto guy, our coach Sabi Alonso would never bench him if he keeps playing like this.

No coach has ever tried to bench him in Chelsea
Politics › Re: State Police Bill 90% Complete, Ready For Transmission, Gbajabiamila Says by ViceGovernor: 2:41pm On Oct 17
So Nigerians cannot bear arms but the invading foreign marauders from the sahel can carry all sorts of weapons and lodge in our forest? All of them numbering 30,000+.

Any sensible nation with our population should be well protected by the police or by the citizens bearing firearms to defend themselves from threats.

You make a big mistake thinking the state police is coming for our good they're not!!! They will be here to run errands for their paymasters not to respond to distress call.
It won't solve sh•t.

The only reason governors are not misusing Fed police is because the FG is checkmating them ......take Rivers State for example, a governor gave order for the police to hunt down his political opponents but the FG overruled that order and asked to stay put.

Imagine giving total control of thousands of men fully armed to such a man, they will totally abuse and bastardize the whole thing.

I'm not in support of that .

To combat insecurity and terrorism in this country we need our second amendment, the number of security forces is insufficient and underpaid to adequately secure 280million people......that is why you find gun men on bikes go into a whole village and kidnap people in their hundreds, because there is no [b]mutually assured destruction. [/b]Before the military arrives they've vanished into thin air, that vacuum of time lapse can only be filled by armed citizens.

Nigerians are pro life kind of people. We hate unnecessary deaths. We are among the happiest people on the planet.

If I have my AK 74 and I know you most certainly have your AR 15 with the scope, I will definitely think twice before attacking you especially in your own house 🏠.
TopBanter:
Are Nigerians , on average, responsible enough to bear arms? Big no. Call it Government militia or whatever.

If state police seriously diminishes insecurity troubling the average Nigerian, who are the people that matters most, and with knock on effect of inflow of investment into Nigeria and travel and tourism growth etal, I won't care what Governors do against their few opponents.

Besides , Governors already even use federal Police force partisanly in their States to terrorise opponents. It is federal might they cannot dominate.
Politics › Re: State Police Bill 90% Complete, Ready For Transmission, Gbajabiamila Says by ViceGovernor: 12:16pm On Oct 16
I promise you Sir. This whole thing will never benefit the poor masses, the fact that they're rushing it should tell you something.

When has our government ever hurried to get something enacted to the benefit of the poor?

Electronic transmission of results is still being debated after 4 yrs.
Reduction in fuel prices is still a topic for debate, and many other things they make them seem like rocket 🚀 science if it's to our benefit..... using hideous delay tactics.

Look how quickly they removed forging of certificates as an electoral crime. Anything that benefits them is usually passed quickly.

State police that governors won't pay and they will be armed. These people are about to create another wave of needless bloodshed in Nigeria.
tnerro1:
This is the only thing Tinubu has done that had the poor masses in mind, the rest have been nonsense and ingredients.

The students loan debt is about $1.8 trillion dollars in America ,just imagine if the students in developed country cannot pay back their students loans, is it students in Nigeria with no work and development that will pay back their student loans. That’s the problem with our leaders, they just copy and paste, the loans from this program will kill the program and it will be left for the next government to deal with.
Politics › Re: State Police Bill 90% Complete, Ready For Transmission, Gbajabiamila Says by ViceGovernor: 12:05pm On Oct 16
Give us our second amendment and stop all these surface dressing.

They're creating militia for governors, calling it state police 🚓 🚨 who una think say una dey deceive?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Renewed Violence Against Immigrants Breaks Out In South Africa by ViceGovernor: 9:54pm On Oct 11
Saner clines?
According to statistics 10 million South Africans still defecate in the open, dey there dey mu_mu yourself 😁😁😁😂😂😂.
1 in every 5 of you south Africans still uses bush toilet till now.
6 out of every 10 of you is infected with HIV AIDS ⛑️ the other 4 are yet to be aware of their positive status
....and then you will turn around to mock me and my country that starved our civil servants so your likes can be able to attend schools and be free from the shackles of slavery.

If not for Nigerian leaders and their love for their fellow Africans you think 🤔 you will have independencehuh?

Ungrateful lots

I don't blame you o, I blame our leaders who have allowed you guys to be making at least 8billion rands yearly for the past decade from our massive population.
Your entire telecommunications industry is being spoon-fed by Nigerians.

Time don reach when we go chase all of una companies comot for Naija e no far, senator Adams dey work on una case, una mind go dey very soon no worries. 😂
IronGalaxy:
Your people are still grappling with open defecation... you're barely evolved. You cant even behave in saner climes. Shut it

Food › Re: Was This Mama Put Right Or Wrong? by ViceGovernor: 4:37pm On Oct 10
If that guy choke on the food and follow there crossover to the other world, na still people go begin talk say she dey put juju for food, she dey wash towtow for food...etc.

E good as she pursue am abeg.
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Wetin concern agbero with overload na grin instead of the woman to dey happy say she get customer wey be like that so long say he go pay angry,

From the whole scenario,the guy must either be a truck-pusher or a shiit-packer angry. Because na only those two set of people dey declare war on fufu anytime hunger stone them angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Renewed Violence Against Immigrants Breaks Out In South Africa by ViceGovernor: 4:33pm On Oct 10
Primitive species, I don't know who we offended to put on the same continent with those pinecone heads in south Africa.
Phones › Re: MTN Apologises To Angry Customers Over Service Outages by ViceGovernor: 1:42pm On Oct 09
A whole 338 nairas 😱 that's huge Fash.
They gave me 40 naira,I nearly lost my mind those guys no rate me at all.
Thund⚡ _ fir🔥 _ MTN
fashrola:
Is that why they insulted me by crediting 338 Naira airtime? as I see the airtime I burst laugh
Politics › Re: Police Shake-Up: Disu Redeployed To FCT, New Commissioners For Rivers, Delta by ViceGovernor: 6:01pm On Oct 08
Shimran:
From your body language, you're a political figure or an officer, not just ordinary one, but of the higher level/rank.🤔
I am neither of the above.
But once in a while when my head is clear I connect with the powers beyond me and they reveal the hidden things.

I hate to say but there will be some plane crashes towards the end of ____that will shake the aviation industry.

They showed 2 crashes.

A variant of a chinook helicopter will burst into flames after a violent gust of wind will enter both engines and set it on fire. Right before takeoff 🛫.

The second one I can't say. 🤫
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Kills 15 Farmers In Borno by ViceGovernor: 8:43am On Oct 03
The attacks are being sponsored by none other than the $ Beel Gates of hell against our indigenous farmers to wipe their natural nutrient rich crops out and replace it with his chemical poison called GMO, which turns our children to retards, gays/lesbians and gives all sorts of sickness.

They didn't attack construction workers, blacksmiths or other artisans, why is it always farmers?

Our government need to get serious with food security.
SmartPolician:
Why won't foodstuffs be expensive in Nigeria when security operatives allow those fools to keep killing farmers and going scot-free? RIP to the victims
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wicknell Chivayo & Wife, Four Others Die In Helicopter Crash by ViceGovernor: 8:06am On Oct 02
Death is As the fishes that are caught in an evil net 🥅, so are the sons of men trapped in an evil time when suddenly it falleth upon them.
Culture › Re: “Ooni Is Our Most Highly Respected Traditional Ruler From Nigeria”-Aliko Dangote by ViceGovernor: 7:36am On Oct 02
The Cali_phate is not impressed 😁
But kokan aye, all hail kabiyesi Ooni risha of Nigeria who rules from the ancient Kingdom of Ile Ife.
Culture › Re: “Ooni Is Our Most Highly Respected Traditional Ruler From Nigeria”-Aliko Dangote by ViceGovernor: 7:35am On Oct 02
The Cali_phate is not impressed 😁
Politics › Re: Nigeria at 66: State of the Nation address by Atiku Abubakar (video) - Full Text by ViceGovernor: 2:57pm On Oct 01
For every problem Atiku listed he also included practical solutions especially in critical sectors like Energy 🛢️🪔.

He really got our president in a chokehold, who go help remove Bol_a neck for Atiku hand like this 😁😁
Phones › Re: Nigerians’ Data Consumption Hits 1.66 Million Terabytes In July – NCC by ViceGovernor: 2:00pm On Oct 01
This how they cast themselves, how do they know all these if they're not using extralegal spyware on all of us.
Sports › Re: Guinuea Bissau Vs Nigeria: 2027 AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) On 29th September 2026 by ViceGovernor: 10:20pm On Sep 29
Omoh this one is strong 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
Politics › Re: Police Shake-Up: Disu Redeployed To FCT, New Commissioners For Rivers, Delta by ViceGovernor: 6:57pm On Sep 29
The vision is yet for an appointed time and that time is now.

I know who the next president is.
Don't tell anybody I said so, 🤫
Shimran:
Prediction comes True 😁
Crime › Re: “I Withdrew ₦1.4m From My Mother’s Account To Bet While She Battled A Stroke” — by ViceGovernor: 9:04am On Sep 24
HacheNoire:
If the government means well for citizens, betting should be banned.
If the government means well not a single soul will be betting in this country, ordinary mining ⛏️ of resources that other countries are doing in an organized manner, daily jobs are catering to the needs of uneducated people but we have our government killing children in government cells here and somehow you want to blame the citizens for the incompetent nature of the government's maladministration.
Crime › Re: “I Withdrew ₦1.4m From My Mother’s Account To Bet While She Battled A Stroke” — by ViceGovernor: 9:00am On Sep 24
You can rest assured your child will do the same to you.

I really pity myself in old age, my children go really show me shege and there will be nothing I can do about it cos the world is a circle ⭕ what goes around will always come around.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Networks Including Fox News Halt Trump Pool Coverage Over White House Ban by ViceGovernor: 8:38am On Sep 22
How can Nigeria with the lowest life expectancy rate on God's green earth 🌍, Nigeria whose murder rate is only 3x higher than the global average be better than America?

If you hate that country it is understandable because they give no room for your fellow Islamic terrorists.
But to come here and be spewing lies is what we won't tolerate.
God1000:
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria, we are far better than this banana republic in north America

Bloody dictator

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