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Ladycloud:
November babies rock

what's your date?

God please help me.

Dear God, please pick up my Calls

When I become Rich and Famous, all dis faces will know who I am cos I'll be a superstar!

Brave man

No 1

Sorry what's a "vagina" please??

Ajebutter22 - celebrate in advance

Tell her you just got a new fone nd will want her number to be the first in it. No be lie instead of phone number she go give you her bed number

I like it with condom shaa for protection but Blessing will neva allow me use it on her.. She likes it raw

edbor:
oga vicko you are just too funny

see as you just spoil everytin!!

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AngelAhnie:
Make them no go rape girls o, some no get girlfriends

lyk me

iLegend:
—— PLEASE DONT READ THIS PART. STOP HERE——

Some chatting rules and tips (call it whatever you want, but apply them and break them if need be).

Rules 1: NEVER GIVE A WOMAN A DIRECT ANSWER EXCEPT IT'S A CaPiTaL NO.

Rule 2: NEVER EVER CHAT WITH A WOMAN YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTENT FOR WITH SERIOUSNESS. SEE EVERYTHING AS A SEXUAL JOKE. Then, act serious once in a while.

Rule 3: ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR "KEYWORDS" IN HER MESSAGE TO ANCOR THE SEXUAL JOKE OR MISINTERPRETATION.

Rule4: DONT EVER REPLY ALL HER MESSAGES AND DON'T RUSH TO REPLY HER WHEN YOU'RE BUSY. BE A MAN! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

Rule 5: IF SHE DOESN'T REPLY YOU DON'T EVER SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE. GIVE HER A MONTH, THEN SEND HER: "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THIS WICKED. WHERE'S YOUR HEART? NEVER-MIND! I KNOW YOU WON'T REPLY." OR "DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED WITH A REMOTE, I KNOW YOUR MUM DIDN'T BRING YOU UP THIS WAY. ANYWAYS, BYE."
With the above she'll definitely reply, then you fire down with [SMH].

Some Steps or Tips

Tip 1: Let every girl know your a naughty bad boy from the onset. It's their job to tame you. Don't tame yourself and pretend to be a nice guy. Na u go lose, I promise you. Nice guys will always get hurt by rejections or heartbreaks and it'll affect their self-esteem. I know what I'm saying.

Imagine how mothers or people always pray and try to bribe the most stubborn kid in the house to change. Be stubborn and women will want to help you become better, but never yield. When the stubborn child finally repents the entire family will celebrate and see it as an achievement while the good kids in the house are not celebrated, instead they beat them for acting too lazy or weak. SAD!

Tip 2: First impression matters a lot and that first impression must carry a sexual connotation and humor along. Else, you're a in-between. It doesn't matter if she's a pastor's daughter.

Tip 3: Learn to not reply all messages even it you're online. The earlier you start this attitude the better. If you start it late you're in trouble. They'll think your "forming" for them and they'll pay you back.

Tip 4: With women, it's all about ESCOFi button. Press her Emotional, Sexual, Comical, Other-adventures, Financial, and intellectual button. Search for the post on ESCOFi on NL.

Tip 5: To keep the interaction going you must know FemaleSextapes. It's a system I developed that'll make you lack nothing during a conversation.

Tip 6: Always be the one to end the conversation. Don't ever tell a girl "bye or good night." Just disappear. Always end it (by disappearing). When she's the one asking a question, never when you're asking. And it should be at the heat of the conversation. End it when it's interesting by going offline for an hour, a day or weeks. Don't be tempted or carried away and she ends it for you. Same thing with calls. Learn to take fake excuses and give her a break. She'll miss you. End it when it's fun and interesting.

Tip 7: Women are the most beautiful creatures. I just love them, because they're not that logical, but emotional. Tap on their naughty emotions, everyone of them has it. Pastor's wives are naughty; they only hide it because of religion and what people will say. Pastor's daughters? Abeg no go there — they're the naughtiest kids ever (I love them). Don't think because they dress decently they don't have brains to burst. They're adventurous girls. No girl is a saint and no girl is sent from Heaven, except Keyshia Cole.

Tip 8: If you act nice alone you'll receive nice. If you act dirty alone you'll receive dirty. If you act naughty alone you'll receive naughty. If you act humorous alone you'll receive laughter alone. But if you mix them all, you'll get sex and a woman who's emotionally attached to you.

Don't be nice, instead be naughty; it doesn't matter if she doesn't respond. Forget her and do something meaningful; she'll one day remember you, by then, you've already made your first naughty impression and she's already seeing you a sexual being not an asexual like nice guys. There are so many fish in the river. If you think I'm lying follow me to a creek/swamp in Rivers State and I'll show you.

Force words out of her mouth. And remember rule 2, and don't ever forget rule 1.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend™

How do I get the escofi and the second book?

hibiscus76:
chatting dirty is choice and not an obligation.. people like the Op be thinking so shallow because their compelling strategy worked on a few girls that decided to let loose their guard

all of una na d same. No form hard girl here

iLegend:
Abeg forgive them. No break anybody heart o! Cuz the technique here they make girls dey addicted to any guy wey sabi am mo! Hmm! My best friend younger sisters (two of them) they worry me make I cum shook, but I'm still thinking...

eeesshee baba. Teach me more

I don begin brain wash people daughters with the lines.. Damn sweet

Eeeeehn! When him no fit do Avengers anything?

How I go take send 'Lemi' this thing nah.

Fast and furious 1-7

larabae13:
Rough sex is all abt d pain+pleasure which gives some orgasm nd satisfaction while love making is all abt d pleasures...some gals lyk both...

Tell me more

Be a man bro.. Where I go vex for you na if u no give am beta flogging on the second level wella.

Maybe you sucked the wrong part nigga.

Oyin93:
lol,no way bro

there's always a way sis. Jst dat its narrow.

Estharfabian:
get castrated...


that should solve the problem.

kai. U no lyk me at all

Oyin93:
Where is yours?

dnt show it publicly. We go private if u want to see it