₦airaland Forum

Zephd:
Since last year and no one is yet to receive the new increase. Wow. Nigerian government

It is well.



See signature below for alternative

MinorityTribe:
It isn't specified there, Just University of Abuja.

myhobbies: Please gurus in the house, how can I format a laptop that comes with window vista and in German language. I want to install window 7 or other windows.
It is a Samsung product

Thanks

hakings: Jossy, please, kindly help on this; i'm very sure you 're an english lang and literature student. i'll be so appreciative and elated if you could give me the courses of study for the department. your reply i can't wait to read bro.

Fynestboi: and whats ur gain?? Be careful.

Osasu99: i no dey beef anybody o am just catching fun
The list n cut off aint out n as we all know we are bored guyz cant always discuss admission stuff all the tyme especially in this period of wait should we then leave d thread lying fallow if there was important discussion n we derailed it would have been a different scenario
P.S i was just asking if he had eaten

Mesopotamia: see as my broda carry beef for head like eleran

Mismak: Finally, sum1 made me laff....lol
u dey bear jimohafeez nd u stil b (f)...
shey u fink say na mumu full here ni...

smh 4 u..

Osasu99: False i love the first slice of bread

SEXY95: i would choose the prof,get married to him,make sure i become his beneficiary then poison him after 2 months of marriage.shikena

SEXY95: i would choose the prof,get married to him,make sure i become his beneficiary then poison him after 2 months of marriage.shikena

SEXY95: i would choose the prof,get married to him,make sure i become his beneficiary then poison him after 2 months of marriage.shikena

Fynestboi: [color=indigo]to all the single girls in the building have gat sum1 for una ooo


just make your selection wisely[/color]

Cutesthunk: Here is a poem
i wrote when i was 13 -
HEAVEN WHAT A PLACE TO
BE....
I SING GLEEFULLY FOR MY
TREASURES I WILL SEE.........
......Recently i lost a friend
named Lekan, we grew up
together, wrote unaab's
postutme last year, we didn't
gain admission, but he got
admitted into an ogun state
polytechnic, he had such an
uplifting smile, he was
sponsoring himself in school,
very independent, taught me
to not put my trust in man,
there where wealthy ppl in his
family, but they just wouldn't
help, despite all this Lekan
strived on, he didnt get
discouraged, he did catering
stuffs, decoration, cakes,
consultation, he was really
talented in using his hands to
create beautiful things that
amazed people greatly.. There
was a day we spoke about
our dreams, and he told me
he really wanted his business
to expand so he could reach
out to more people... Most
importantly, he feared God,
we sang together in
Ressurection band (a group of
talented musicians that
minister to ppl), and i was
always happy anytime i had a
chance to be with ore mi
Lekan...Unfortunately, he died
a few days back, i was
shocked when i heard the
news and immediately rushed
to his house, i thought i was
dreaming cause we spoke on
phone not quite long...he was
very ill and couldn't make it,
but i was told that he made
some prayers in pain before
he left.....Tears rolled down my
eyes when i saw my friend's
coffin, i thought about his
dreams...but..hmmmm.....what
can we do? What are we
pursuing in this world that
makes us forget the one who
created this WORLD? Where
does our heart lies? What is
the gain in trying to please
our peers and others? My
Lekan has gone, but his trust
in God till the end has taught
me too to trust God....R.I.P
brotherly

Cutesthunk: Here is a poem
i wrote when i was 13 -
HEAVEN WHAT A PLACE TO
BE....
I SING GLEEFULLY FOR MY
TREASURES I WILL SEE.........
......Recently i lost a friend
named Lekan, we grew up
together, wrote unaab's
postutme last year, we didn't
gain admission, but he got
admitted into an ogun state
polytechnic, he had such an
uplifting smile, he was
sponsoring himself in school,
very independent, taught me
to not put my trust in man,
there where wealthy ppl in his
family, but they just wouldn't
help, despite all this Lekan
strived on, he didnt get
discouraged, he did catering
stuffs, decoration, cakes,
consultation, he was really
talented in using his hands to
create beautiful things that
amazed people greatly.. There
was a day we spoke about
our dreams, and he told me
he really wanted his business
to expand so he could reach
out to more people... Most
importantly, he feared God,
we sang together in
Ressurection band (a group of
talented musicians that
minister to ppl), and i was
always happy anytime i had a
chance to be with ore mi
Lekan...Unfortunately, he died
a few days back, i was
shocked when i heard the
news and immediately rushed
to his house, i thought i was
dreaming cause we spoke on
phone not quite long...he was
very ill and couldn't make it,
but i was told that he made
some prayers in pain before
he left.....Tears rolled down my
eyes when i saw my friend's
coffin, i thought about his
dreams...but..hmmmm.....what
can we do? What are we
pursuing in this world that
makes us forget the one who
created this WORLD? Where
does our heart lies? What is
the gain in trying to please
our peers and others? My
Lekan has gone, but his trust
in God till the end has taught
me too to trust God....R.I.P
brotherly

Mesopotamia: Dis is funny: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Igbadi, Abara. etc These are types of Slaps that will make you think you were an adopted child. IGBARUN will make you correct your wrong doing lesekese! The beauty of IFOTI is you will confess your sins on the spot. ABARA will make you confess all d crimes u committed without hesitation. With IFAKUN, u will sweat in cold weather. ILADI will make you pee in your newpants! Now, IGBAJU oloyi is the worst of all... This will make you do all of the above at once! God bless our parents for the good upbringing! Enjoy ur day

Mikebis: hw i go suport d motion,jo ma be ye mi je jare,na admssn i wnt,i no suport anytin,o fe ko ba mi sha

DaizyJims: Any English Language and Literature aspirant here?...My Putme score is 67. Feel free to add me on 2go @Donykye01 for juicy chats. #TeamEnglish!

Shekson: Those are good lines bro. Keep Ι̥τ̲̅ up.
Lemme drop mine. Gr8tst Uites

So bored wif dis ASUU season film//
Wld switch to 'Suits' with which I can reason with//
While GEJ be buildin more universities//
Existin ones be screaming for fundin and fees//
negotiations still on D̶̲̥̅̊ old charade//
Benin-Lagos-Abuja, ASUU exec be on parade//
well students be lookin for job or biz//
NANS jz bein barking like dawgs on a leash//
Bein hearin FG broke, is Ι̥τ̲̅ really dat fragile?// The hauz still be gettin paid I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fat piles//
Naija @ 53, wat we celebrating// A man or woman growing old and deteriorating// Growth equals poverty, Naija's most applicable theory// country is gettin no higher than one-storey!!// since 1960 foundation, no real architect to raise its height//leaders and rulers with no vision, history repeats its plights//Military and civilian shuffles, dark tunnel path, no light ahead//all the political ruffles, self-interest and corruption per head//Insecurity and poverty, families in agony//peace and unity? Naija in obvious irony//being showin D̶̲̥̅̊ negatives, lemme clean D̶̲̥̅̊ picture//I see a gr8 nation wif a bright future//I see a forthcomin revolution of change//Evrybody be tired of D̶̲̥̅̊ same old story, open a new page//who wields D̶̲̥̅̊ excalibur, we need an author(Arthur)//Who molds the Holy Grail, we need a sculptor//its all cries of where are the greens?//Honey, Money, dats D̶̲̥̅̊ tot of evryman on D̶̲̥̅̊ streets//
Murder, bombs, manslaughter, the actions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//Corruption, theft, kidnappings, professions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//See •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ on my laptop workin Maga must pay//a new career, am my boss, I choose my holiday//Politifians be usin our money for their tantrums//Godfathers be formin actors, Mark Tatum!!// The rich be celebrating independence, while some be still in dependence//yet one wonders, as Nigerians, wats D̶̲̥̅̊ relevance?

owoleola: Bt me no undastnd o,2nd choice candidates didnt fil any falbak courses na

iamliljozy: Aii
53 yrs with no impact,Bleep yesterday's celebration/
Kids at home,cos skools cancelled over deliberations/
Politicians are filled with incompetence and corruption/
The press get silenced for various allegations/
So here I am to speak the truth,my call of duty/
And I aint gonna stop till I die,or assassins are sent to kill me/
Our country used to be admired/
But these politicians have killed its beauty/
The truth is dead,our generation is bleeped/
Never opened the door when good leadership knocked/
Youths primed to attack like a gun that's been cocked/
War is imminent,the ship has sailed the door has been locked/

iamliljozy: no vex,u guys are tempting me to rap tho

quivah: me dey follow you for back na..
Love the first 3bars.

Lool!!.... someone here just said the blatant truth, I see no reason to lie about your score faaa..

thoughtT: congrat to those that'd checked theirs. had 82, english language and literature.

Fynestboi: observing

DaizyJims: I'm an English Language aspirant too...buh i don't know the link where i'm gonna check my result...make you guys show me the way oh

hakings: alhamdulilahi robil alamin . 65, english and lit studies. respect to the #teammbbs you all kill it. lit in english seems the achilles heel for the arts guess but Alhamdulilahi ALLAHU AKBAR ONCE AGAIN FOR THE 65.