₦airaland Forum

Breaks my Heart!

enemyofprogress:
they are my major problems on nairaland

No, you are awa major problem!!!!

I still dey reason when you dey plan to dey alright.

ajepako:
Babangbali, enemyofprogress, Iyangbali..

See your life?

Na your mate be that oh..

Na Nairaland only you get mouth , crocodile, you no fit carry.. but to yell ajepako, vickyrotex, funjosh and fabfunmi you sabi...

Salaro

Only am get more than 3 monikers. Only am no fit dey alright lai lai.

makydebbie:
Thanks dearest.

You're welcome love

Op, thanks for taking the time to share.
I hope you've learnt and I hope we all learn!

One advise, Change your circle of influence. All the best!

makydebbie:
I want to thank this wonderful God for His goodness and mercies. You know when we were told to write our prayer points and dance around it, I wrote just seven.

My brother's job hasn't been stable for a while. It's been a big concern to me because he's a family man and he's also in charge of my fees and well being.

Just last week, he was called to train the staff of an oil company, I prayed that God should use this job as an opening for others. According to my brother, they were wowed with his performance. And since then, it's been calls after calls. Even the governor of one of the northern states in Nigeria, is asking him to come over. Mtn is calling him. It's being miracles after miracles. God is indeed faithful! Olowogbogboro is answering prayers.

Who did it? Jesus Oh My God!

Thank you Most High God! Olowogbogboro sure answers prayers. Congratulations dearie

engrhorla:
You are really trying. Keep it up.

See d difference though: ma wu le worry, okay?..owo ati eran are same..sha je ki n text account details me, u hear?..alert 5k pere ni mo n expect..owo ati eran are the same....

I bin think sey na me no understand Yoruba.

connectpoint:
Ma wu le shoyonu shotigbo... Owo atenran ikan lawon mejeji.. sha jekin "texire" ni digits me shotigbo... alert 5k pere ni mon reti... Owo ateran ikan naa ni wan....

Ikan ikan ko ni won o. Shey alert 5k owa kere ju bayi? Eshe increase e? 5K pere kor, tentossand ni.

connectpoint:
Otida be..Tabiba... bawo ni Salah...Sheran shi sheku ?

Eran si ku. Ama fi ran iya Shukura.

connectpoint:
Woo shey Shalewa abi Monsura loruko e..omoluabi... wo shey je ka ma lobee... old skool lawantiwa

Munirat ni. Afi old skool na.

connectpoint:
ehn ehn.. shepo ti wa...

Owa lori phone yin kpa kpa.

Truly, Truly tribalism has eaten deep into a lot of people. Like seriously? The entire comment on the first page.

Please, no one should quote me and tell me it's all a joke. Na so e dey start!

May I not be there, when the demons are spreading such "jokes" for Nairalanders to portray.

SMH!

connectpoint:
Oye e abi... ma worry laipe ama shey keyboard to je tiwa..sho ti gbo ?

Oye mi, amo oro Faleti, Nnamdi koye mi. Amo kosi wahala.
lol. Amo Yoruba keyboard wa naw.

connectpoint:
It is the same Mr. Faleti you know.. Do you know him as well? It's because we are not yaaaa-ing it... labe ati loke

lol @ yaaaa-ing.

connectpoint:
iyi to mo ni o Shalewa.. Shey wo na moo ni ?

Okay it's either you dont understand Yoruba very well or I need to brush up my Yoruba. I'll go with the former.

Ewo tun ni "iyi to mo ni o"? Shey wo na moo ni"?

connectpoint:
Oda be..asomo Mr. Faleti..Mr Sopitan na ma tele wan to ba tim bo.. chai.. if my igbo brothers catch me doing this ehn..Namdi Kanu may just evict me from the region...

lol. Ehn Ehn. Shey Nnamdi lo ni Ajah ni, abi igbo leyin?

connectpoint:
bere lowo awon Mr. Fasuwon... wan ma fi to e leti...

Otie ti da be! Ma bi Mr. Faleti kpa kpa!

connectpoint:
yu nid to be coached a bit in yoruba o.. dunno worry i'll send Mr. Fadipe over to you..

hahahaha! See who says I need to be coached! If I hear! Talawon, Mr. Fadipe?

connectpoint:
means sorry o.. you were supposed to say sorry for us not sorry for you... but wait a minute was the lie that hilarious... that's what i said...Ma

Oh "epele tiya" that's a dialect! I get now. "Sho wa yi toyen" Oyi jube lo Sir! Eyin ni kan tan, title medogun!

connectpoint:
the obirikpe 1 & the progenitor of the olumegbon dynasty...

Orishirishi. Afi Progenitor na.

connectpoint:
Rara o... Epele tiya loye ka so... Sho wayi to yen ni ?

Eduro na, winsh language is this?

connectpoint:
Ogbono soup mixed with ila... so the lies will draw well like Lai Mohammed's lies....

lol. Abajo ti iro yen fi yo gan! Epele ti yin o.

connectpoint:
Nice one..dunno worry i will have it playing from the bridge when next yu visit our domain..just lookout for the speakers i will mount on the bridge before your arrivall......Peace..... Sultan of Ajah

Hehehehehe! Thank you Sultan of Ajah!

connectpoint:
You love Casting crowns?

Yea, I do.

connectpoint:
I have several titles conferred on me by my lovers... I'm the Eze-Yoruba of Ajah.. The undisputed Asari of the waterside...all the kings in the country pay homage to me...as a matter of fact Buhari gave his recent speech in my apartment..

Ewooooo!!! Please what kind of soup did you use to accompany this lie you're dishing?

connectpoint:
My sister it's getting berra by the day oh.. thank goodness i'm the Olu of Ajah...the massive eruptiveness of the city almost overwhlemed me..thanks for seconding Ma.

hahahaha. lol @ Olu of Ajah! That's nice to know! You're welcome Sir. Olu of Ajah, mo fe ko le sori omi o.

connectpoint:
AJAH is what you need live... 18-22 hours light.. but you will dealwith some flooding ( just during wet seasons )
Good road network

intellectual and young generation to mingle with

Cost for rentals 220-250k rentals plus service fees

I think I second this!

The little time I spent in Ajah, I enjoyed it.

However, I dont know about now.

uviesa:
Yahoo Yahoo people,

lol. So everyone that telecommutes, is now Yahoo Yahoo?

sayentease:
Why is he standing beside a Turkish flag then?


OP.. Be like say Evans don kidnap your brain join..
It is only good things you like to claim. He's a turk


Don't be decieved by his name. Turks are Moslems.

But he has Nigeria logo on his gown.
Last I checked, Turkey flag is red and white.

eyeview:
I strongly support the pastor. They are not rubber stamps. They have a duty before God to counsel the couple before marriage and where they are not satisfied, can refuse wedding them even on the wedding day.
I remember during my marriage counseling many years ago, the reverend told us that how he had wedded couples for over 15years and not one has he heard divorced and won't hesitate to walk out any couple that will ruin that record.
If pastors will start assuming this responsibility they have towards the holiness of matrimony, many people today who have no business being even friends, talkless of being married which end up in divorce will be saved from it.
I have a friend today who cries in regrets anytime he laments his marriage. An almost 40 year old man shedding tears like a baby. He still confesses that if he ever saw his current experience then, he would have walked away at the altar. Won't such a guy be happy if it was his wedding this pastor walked out on.

Please,any pastor out there who sees clear signs that the union won't work and thus lead to more divorce, should call it off or walk away and absolve himself of any punishment from God whom He is representing.

Waaawwuuuuu!!! Nice One!!!

Seconded!

Lerrruuzzz go there


Psalm 122vs1: "When they said, “Let’s go to the house of God,” my heart leaped for joy."

iam4christ:
I missed the program last night...can someone pls post the video

Sweetheart, It's on Facebook. You can re watch it.

Sorry for the late response.

Wiaris effryyboodyyyy!!!

Ibere kin se to nise, afe ni to ba foriti dopin! I understand it's not easy. After such a long day, you just want to sleep abi? Esu Pofo

Oya, let our strengths be renewed. Greater is the end of a thing than the beginning. Lerruz keep Praising!!!

The days left are numbered! So lerruuuzzz go there