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STFUareyouGod:
how many you got in all?


Eyaaaaaaah. Poor you. In fact it was really sunny yesterday. Everything down in your place is always extreme
Coman see sun here

2 ni

You're not nice you're using your sun to lawa loju. Eyin na la ban be.

Like sey una own no dey blurred one time

STFUareyouGod:
again? Thought you did already

Me I'm good oooo. Lovely Monday. Not too bad weather

Yea. A different one. In 3 hours.

Good to know.

The weather aint so nice. We havent seen the Sun in 2 days.

STFUareyouGod:
pulling your Legs


How your day?

Mo mo

Fine Fine. Hot seat

Yours?

STFUareyouGod:
Hehehe what junction? T-Junction?

Awwwwwwwww that's sweet. Jesus's death on the cross paid for sins. Freed at last!!! Buyagaaaaaa!

T-Junction bawo? Mi lowo loun jebe.

Beeni!!! Oluwa Seun Halleluyah!!!!

HateU2:
Head teacher
Oya, leggo

Oya

STFUareyouGod:
That 'elo' is enough to start my own ministry

I can see you are. You must hate troubles like you bro. That's what God expects us to do; stay out of trouble

Sell me Na. No going back. You must sell me before I sell myself

Haaa! Ema soro bayi o. Mi ma lowo fa. Your ministry has passed my junction o.

Hehehe. Scholar! The Lord is Good

You've been bought with the Precious Blood of Jesus, how can you sell yourself again?

HateU2:
She no sabi d meaning nah
Make we teach her

lol. I go be the Assistant Teacher.

STFUareyouGod:
Trust me to keep your money safe. I'm more into money than trouble/defending. I handle money very well

Good to know you will always avoid trouble, cuz if you don't, count this brother out ooooooo

Me? Pe lori igba? Ha! Kini ese mi? Kini mo se? Well, mo le kuta sha

I think OLX should be better

Elo gan ni jero mi ni?

Yes, I'm a good girl like that. I always avoid trouble. So dont worry.


Awwwww. Ya crying ni? Take tissue . When you were saying, you cannot defend me nko?

Oya dont worry, You wee not kuta lagbara eje Jesu.

I wont sell you again.

HateU2:
I tire ooo.
No make-up indeed

hehehehehe. She no even suppose use that word "Natural"

STFUareyouGod:
I can help you manage both your bank and 'kolo'. No need going to Panama to hide nothing. I'm good like that

Ok, I'm your bro. Good! If you stay out of trouble, I'll be up for you when anybody brings it your way unprovoked. Yes, call me 'women right activist'


You want to put me up for sale? Ha! Mogbe! Pls make sure you don't put me on OLX........ I'll sell quicker on Amazon.

How can I trust a brother that cant defend me, to keep my money safe? You'll use it as Father Christmas.

Women Right Activist kor. Yinmu I always stay out of trouble

I don't have Amazon on my list. I want you to pe lo ri igba

Choose one: Cquot or Olx (Sell him!)

STFUareyouGod:
I'm the type of brother that helps his sister keeps her money

Defending trouble? I'm not a bulletproof. I'll pass
Let's just take out the 'Big' and make it just 'ordinary brother' if that'll will rule me out of having to defend a trouble finding sister

I have a Bank and I have a savings box(kolo) Are you GTB?

No, you can't pass. You're my brother, 'Big' or 'Ordinary' brother, you should defend me.

It's not like I'll be finding trouble sef, I'll just be replying troubles ni You berra agree to defend me now, before I put up this advert.

DharmyYinks:
Thank you for this!

You're welcome!

STFUareyouGod:
who find trouble must ready to face am o

Me no get power for trouble. I'm a lover not a fighter

So any trouble wey you go find, Na ontop your head o

Which kind zone brother you be sef?

Defending your sister no be fight na. Why you be big brother then

STFUareyouGod:
iyajebu wey don die tey tey how she wan take pa babajebu?

Besides, you are my sister

Babajebu ku before iyajebu

Yaaayyy Big Brother! Now I fit find people trouble, and you'll fight for me

STFUareyouGod:
ha! Ibeere lo pa iyajebu

Huh! Ai dahun ibere lo mu ki iyajebu pa babajebu.

AsanwaKC:
Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

Not all of them. I believe there are still few responsible guys.

STFUareyouGod:
zone ni zone

Kini zone ni zone?

IntrovertOlu:
Okay. Thanks once again. I would have visited the hospital since but I am kinda broke now. I will try and do that by month end tho. I already got an Anti Bacteria soap (Detol). Thanks for everything.

It's well.. Baba God will provide. You're welcome!

STFUareyouGod:
A friend that's in the zone

Kini Zone?

Kini Friendzone?

Na phone you dey talk about, abi flower?

calculator123:
anyways Victoria,if u don't mind can u email me ur digits.

No, I can't.

calculator123:
i been dey find likes na,but i dissapoint sha.

e pain am.

Stanleywaxy:
Just a date that's the price

A date pere? When I have a full calendar sef.

calculator123:
u for just throway face na.

Oya no vex

But you no throway face for Op own o.

calculator123:
check ur previous mentions.

No be you dey tell the Op sey im grammar need deliverance? And your own sef need deliverance.

philo3:
I will start flaunting my litres of fuel....

You get fuel How much you go sell 10 litres pere?

calculator123:
shey u no know nii.

I no know na

Face with eyeliner and lipstick is make up free?

If e come be make up full nko?

calculator123:
u see wetin u cause.

Wetin I cause?

Have you checked 2nd, 3rd and 4th page of the Google search?

So if someone is in the bathroom, he or she must be naked?

What if she was washing her hair or even brushing her teeth.