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omokoladele:
Happy suki suki day to you all.

I pity people children and bank account

I pity them too

I do hope she made it out alive, wish her quick recovery

mencade5:
Things are getting costly these days ooo. The price of matches is 10 naira in my area. What about urs?

What's your problem? Stop spamming the forum with your silly comments.

IYANGBALI:
as chelshit win today you no go sleep again?abi you don start your painful monthly period?bad market for valentine day be dat o

Your were don pass be careful. You need to return to Nairaland's Prison.

OMG! Oluwa o, bi a se nwa nko ta je lo, maje ka pade nko ti o jewa o.

May his soul find eternal rest.

hakeem4:

Ogbeni, don't be silly!

moxter:
Picture of waiting Oya come take camera

IYANGBALI:
you have fired all your bullets on newcastle jo

No go think am oo. E dey shock ooo

Wait for Tuesday na.

IYANGBALI:
VickyRotex you see your life?

Shiooo!!!

IYANGBALI:
Tuesday end of the road

E go shock you

Today own na small

RickRichards:
'Cos you found it funny, duh. It's not quite rocket science.

It's not funny!

Smh

Pity your phone na RIP Battery

RickRichards:
By the look of things, this one go like to dey watch fight.

And you know that how?

Chaiii!!! little words, but mighty

IYANGBALI:
look your back













see PSG dey come

No shaking!!!!

Nawa oo

See as she do face? Smh!

IYANGBALI:
na for dis kind market person go see vickyrotex and edwife dey go up and down with their flat yansh,but for say den dey lose now,person no go see their brake light for here mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

lmao!!!

Why are you so pained!

Chelsea for life, Haters go and drink Garri with Otapiapia.

I saw this, and thought I should share. Please take time to read it, it's worth it.

Yea, not everyone fancy the special day dedicated to celebrate Val. But this is to everyone who would love to celebrate Val's day and every other day.

Quite lengthy but worth reading. I hope it blesses someone.

Also, Written by Tosin Ayo A.K.A Word Bank


VALENTINE CHARGE 2...

Dear ladies, tomorrow is valentine's day, be ye reminded that it is not the United Nations' Day of losing virginity, it is not the Universal day of returning the profession of love with the indignity of sexual favours, it is not the Freedom day of perversion and violation, It is not African Union's day of sexual consolidation, It is not the World's love making day, neither is it boxing day. It is not a day for the exchange of your dignity with jollof rice or willingly granting sexual gratification for prepaid, formal sexual services. It is not a day to expect proposal to be a ring holder, the lordess of the ring or a celebrity professional key holder in the employ of career time wasters. It is not a day to legitimately accede to the illicit demand for sex from the one who claims to love you without marrying you or involuntarily yield to his sexual requisition on the flippant ground that he has 'tried' as though you are doing him a favour. Stop pitying every man- that is exactly how to be a slut. Don't let any man blackmail you into giving him sex in exchange for gift, you are a valuable woman, not a cheap prostitute. If he needs to pay for sex, direct him to the abyss of the "Peacemakers". No wed, no bed, no ring, no string- Valentine grass is not enough.

Don't expect what you cannot give, he is your boyfriend, not your sponsor. He is your fiance, not your financee. Love is a bipartite relationship, valentine gift is not gender-sensitive. Don't buy him boxers, singlets and handkerchiefs as though he is an Atilogwu dancer and expect a Ferrari in return. Love is not magic. Appreciate the intention, not the proportion. If you will feel entitled to a man's money or gift simply because its Valentine's day, how can you be legitimately angry that he wants your body as recompense? Love does not always have to be expensive or materialistic, look at a man's heart, not his wallet, assess his prospect, don't just access his pocket, contribute to his glorious future, don't just fleece his present. His presence should be more valuable to you than his present, his gumption more than his gifts. Don't live all your life trying to get unrealistic fantasies from wrong men. Celebrating a decade of dating anniversary is conclusive proof of spiritual redundancy and emotional stagnancy. Wives help men to save, not spend, men can tell a wife from an emotional knife. Don't put your man under undue emotional pressure because of one day of exhibitionist display of unreal affection. His love is not his purse, your affection should not be directly proportional to the quality of cash in his pocket, your emotion should not be inversely proportional to the absence of material possession or valentine's gift for a day in a whole year. Don't make your man break the bank to simply keep up appearance to please you, its St. Valentine's day, not your birthday.

Love is not sex, kindly note the difference. If you have to ruin your dignity and disobey God to please a man before he can appreciate you, his love is doubtable. If a man specially requires a day to express his love to the one he loves or claims to love, he is a study in amorous heresy. If you have to offer your body as living sacrifice to prove your love to a man, you need to crosscheck the genuineness of such love. True love needs no proof, it trusts absolutely and takes the first step of faith even when it can't see the whole staircase. Love cares, love respects, love considers, love gives, love is you.


cc: lalasticlala , seun , mynd44.

P.S: Images culled from Google

I saw this, and thought I should share. Please take time to read it, it's worth it.

I hope it blesses someone.

I'll post the Charge for Women, on a new thread.

Written by Tosin Ayo A.K.A Word Bank

VALENTINE CHARGE 1...

Dear men, tomorrow is valentine's day, know ye therefore that it is not the United Nations Day of Sexual defilement, It is not African Union's day of sexual reward, It is not the World's love making day or Serpentine day. It is not a day for the exchange of gifts with 'goodies' or demanding sexual gratification for unsolicited emotional investment. It is not a day to legitimately demand sex from the one you claim to love or play the ugly card of emotional blackmail to lure a woman to bed because you bought her a gift.

If you will feel entitled to a woman's body because of how much you are spending, don't spend! Love does not always have to be romantic, touch a woman's heart, not handle with her body, don't live all your life trying to get physical with her in bed, don't empty your bank account to add to a woman's body count. Don't put yourself under undue emotional pressure because of one day of exhibitionist display of unreal affection. Your love is not your pocket, your emotion is not in your wallet. Don't break the bank to simply keep up appearance, its St. Valentine's day, not hers.

Emotion and Erection may sound alike, but kindly note the difference. If you have to ruin a woman's dignity before you can appreciate her gift, your affection is questionable. If you specially require a day to express your love to the one you love, your hypocrisy is matchless. It is demonic to celebrate ten years' Valentine's day with a woman who you are too dishonourable to make your wife. Stop wasting the poor woman's time, put a ring on it or let her go. Love is not only blind, it is deaf, it neither sees nor hears, its only felt. Love does not consist in empty boasts of flowery, ruinous words, it is manifested by little but consistent action of kindness and humanitarian gestures. Love is not a synonym for sex, it is a biological imperative for tender care, affection and mutual respect. If your love needs the proof of sexual endorsement for its genuineness, it is a genetic failure.


P.S: Images culled from Google

Awwwww Goosebumps

Speechless

Quick recovery to the little boy and I pray for a heart free from guilt for the father.

The resemblance between her and our Vice President's wife is striking.

Congratulations to her.

Were they acting?

See as dem dress like Egun "Masquerade"

Even paint mouth join Chaiii Many are but few are

They should consider the fact that they dont have money and give them their children's corpse na. Haba!

Not like they wished to have their children killed.

May their souls find eternal rest.

This is serious!

IsaacBuchi:
Ur pictures are always inspiring - ur dp and then this....makes me wanna follow you

Thank You, I appreciate the compliment.

End time o

Flashh:
Good!

But the mods sees sense in it. Yeye!

lol. You and the Mods ehn

But the repercussion is bitter

Nice one Op!

Flashh:
You see this topic doesn't make any sense, right?

Yea, it doesn't!

IYANGBALI:
make all of una sidon there, all of una go hear my story,he go do una like dream. Yeye people Wey na only bad belle dem know.

You should return to Nairaland Prison, we're tired of having you here. I'll calll Lala o