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Sapeleb0y:
U ARE A BIG FOOL

lmao.
You just registered today, and youve already started constituting nuisance. Smh. Ive got no time for peeps like you, so swerve. Dont bother quoting me again, cos I wont reply you. Go and learn how to be respectful.

femmycares:
Virginity isn't a taboo but prevalence of moral decadence.I tink its a personal decision to remain a virgin.I curse the day I met my ex-girl.She was my life and evrytin I lived for having dated her for 3yrs until I went for my youth service.I left her as a virgin but came back nd regrettably got to know she had been disvirgined.Her stupid nd unacceptable excuse was stomachache and advised to do it.The rest is history.

lmao!!! Stomach ache? what an excuse!. I get that tho. Some ladies advice their friends to do so, cos of the pain that comes with PMS. That's why its advisable to keep it as a secret.

Op, you just asked a Rhetorical questions. Anyways, this lady has said it all.

adeh39:
Being a virgin is a very good thing but its better if the lady keep it a secret, because ;

45% of guys wants a virgin for a wife and they will do anything possible to marry her even though they don't really love her.

26% of guys wants to know how it feels like to disvirgin a lady, so they pretend and deceive the lady till they achieve their aim.

18% of guys just want to get into her pants simply because they want to add her to the list of the girls that they hv disvirgined...... Those are the people that
called theirselves Professionals in disvirgining a lady.


Some of her female friends that is no longer a virgin will feel jealous, and they will try all their power to make sure she joins their league, either by convincing her or planning against her.

Some people won't even believe her, they will start calling her all sorts of names.

So I think it's better if the lady keeps quiet about her virginity. though its nothing to be ashamed of but it's better if she keeps it to herself.

Thumbs up girl, I love your analysis. But na that percentage funny me pass. Shey na Statistics you study ni

chimkaire:
I for say oooooo

You almost gave me ''liver'' to face a python anywhere I see it

lmao please don't o. Before it misinterprete your movements and does what it knows how to do best. *swallow*

Viciyus:
THERE IS MANY CASE IN BRAZIL WHICH PYTHON HAVE KILL HUMANS MORE THAN ANYTHING AND YOU ARE TALKING IS NOT HARMFUL.

PLS CHANGE THAT MINDSET. THERE ARE MANY KIDS HERE WHO WOULD BELIEVE THIS YOUR SIMPLE WORD

Next time, you should correct me politely. Not to spew those gibberish words you just spewed. I chose the wrong word, I meant to say they aint poisonous. Btw, I still insist, it shouldn't have been killed, instead tamed.

chimkaire:
...okay...sounds creepy, yano? *shudders*

Lol. Sure it is. That doesn't mean when I see one, I would stay. Nah, I'll run as fast as anything I can't behold the sight, except in a zoo.

Viciyus:
YOU THIS TOM AND JERRY

PYTHON IS NOT VENOMOUS BUT VERY HARMFUL ODE

YOU THINK SAY YOU GET SENSE NEH?


GO AND READ ABOUT PYTHON AND STOP TALKING NONSENSE

Are you sure you're okay?

I dont think so. When I said they aint harmful, I meant they aint poisonous. You should have corrected my word.

I'd prefer to talk to a python than talking to you. Pythons aint insultive, but you are. Smh.

Viciyus:
BY THE TIME THAT SNAKE CHOP YOUR PINKIN, YOU NO GO OPEN THIS YOUR MOUTH DEY TALK RUBBISH

I'm entitled to my own opinion, dont ever count my words as rubbish.

Thank you.

chimkaire:
....never knew
You sure it aint harmful? Thought it could swallow it's prey

Yea, it could. There must be a reason before it does that. It wouldn't just see one and swallow. They are usually defensive, just like other snakes.


And that area it was killed is known as their habitat. So trust me, it wasn't ready to try anything stup.id.

I used number 9 and 25. How time flies!

Why all of them come resemble like this? Like Chinese people

chimkaire:
...how you take know

That's what snakes do during the day. To dry their skin or cool off...

The act of animal conservation is missing in Naija. Pythons aint harmful poisonous

He will be found by God's grace. In good health.

Eyah... why kill the snake na?. It came out for fresh air ni

This life is wicked

Yea, its very possible.

But before then, its time to relocate to Bonny. No time

eleko1:
Vickyrotex bia com see the evil wey ya neighbour IYANgbali husband do him pikin

Ehn Ehn, like Iyangbali, like husband. Wicked people everywhere I'll judge that case

eleko1:
Trust NIagra police,dey for don decorated his body with horse whip,hot slap,hang him upside down,use their baton do puff puff for his face.That done,he'll still explain himself to the field marshal in cell wetin carry am enta cell.Bastards

With this your analysis, e be like sey you're speaking from experience. Dem don torture you for cell before abi

Just tell me chum-chin

eleko1:
Phew! I'll be free from that street urchin/area Moda IYANGBALI .*Plan to Visit Vickyrotex kiosk to eat Suya /drink wine.

na Iyangbali dey supply me meat for Suya o. And guess what? *whispers* na winshi winshi meat

Shey, you go still like to chop suya? abi you go chop that bread and fanta wey Iyangbali dey sell for ya street?

DropShot:
Buhari didn't have absolute control over who became his VP given how APC was formed. The then ACN represented by Tinubu had to supply the VP slot as it were.

Oh I see. Thanks for the clarification.

DropShot:
Not yet trusting him with classified security information is not same as not trusting him in other areas.

Can we really rule out the possibility of Tinubu retrieving vital info from the VP especially these early days?

Let PMB do his things.

Yea I know so.

Of course it can't be ruled out, but my question still stands, why did he allow someone he cant trust, pick a VP to run with him?

It's all good, this doesn't mean I dont trust PMB to fulfil his promises. I trust him!

modath:
The 1st 3 letters and I thought victor...

Oh I see.

lalasticlala:
We must understand the fact that Osinbajo was a candidate promoted by Bola Tinubu (ex-Lagos Governor), he was not handpicked by Buhari.

“If the President had picked a vice, it is likely that such individual may get the access Osinbajo isn’t getting now.

“Everyone knows the VP has been loyal to Tinubu for decades and he cannot swear that he would not divulge details of these security meetings to his political godfather.

Jeeezzz!!! This stung me like a bee.

Baba, I dont wanna believe those are your reasons for sidelining "Your" VP from such crucial meetings.

I think whoever gave those reasons is just blabbing.
P
Why allow him run with you when you haven't earned his complete trust? Once again, PMB, I know this aint the reason, there has to be an important reason from you.

@bolded, those words, carries deep weight and in depth meaning

modath:
Apologies, its only VIC that registered.

Inquisitive me. And what's VIC?

Congratulations Desmond.

The cap noni.

Remember to thank Joshua Ojo aswel, his campaign for you was out of this world.

Lilimax:
I even heard that he was waiting for Marabouts from Senegal to do the sanitization of the place
before he moves in.
Naija my country, I hail thee!

You dey mind them?

I can't just imagine how one would sit down somewhere and formulate lies/rumours. Choiii

modath:
Bros, if you squint and look closely, you'll see the Senegalese Marabouts milling around the scaffolding discussing the latest sacrifice to be offered.... What ?? You still can't see them?? Ohk!! They are wearing blue coveralls, happy now!!

I can see them, even with the calabash and chicken feather to appease the gods and sanctify the place.

lmao, Smh for some peeps.

Btw, I'm Sis

And some people said PMB refused to move in cos of Juju. Hian!!!
SMH. Rumormongers

eleko1:
Nah God catch dem.The girl head strong Well. Make mi too dey do jejely for hia b4 IYANGBALI and her partner in crime Vickyrotex com carry me go fiam .GOD pass una .*Lock window,check door,switch off light wink ,tongue out ,dive unda blanket .Release fart to wade off their dabolical powa*

Ewwwwww....

Jelili why naw....

#faints

Kai, 8:30am fa. Not nice na. Shey they dont know one would be busy then ni? Anyways, its not compulsory to watch.

I wish our boys success.

Prediction: 3-2 or 2-0. Go! Go!! Go!!!

lmao @ simply put.

The simply put sef worse pass double put.

Hon. Patrick's bloodline.

IYANGBALI:
eleko1 no get big preek jo

eleko1:
Her thing nor get Nafdac num. That one wey don reach 53yrs . I am a Pastor,Get thee behind mi

*Sprinkling my eyes with Holy water*

Please dont corrupt me, I'm still a shilreeennn

Macmilla:
Please, what exactly do you mean by that comment?

I meant some guys wouldn't wanna talk about it, even if they are not perverts.

I dont think I'd wanna be that careless.

But if it happens , I'll be tempted to beat him or her. But I won't. I'd forget about it, or try again.

Who knows, I might be lucky and I'd be accepted with it. I'll try my luck.

It's similar to the popular story of a man whose son designed his car with a sharp object, and when the dad saw it, he flogged the little boy, to the extent of making his hand numb.

Minutes later, while he was angry as to why he has rendered his little boy's hand useless. He looked at the car and saw what the boy wrote ""I LOVE YOU DAD""

That was the boy's way of passing the message across, but the dad didn't recognize that, until the deed was done.

I'll choose my kid over US Visa.

IYANGBALI:
Op clap for yorself,menwhile I beg to be rapd

Okay, worry not, eleko1 will do that