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ejihand1:
I suggest you let this lie low. They are a lot of kids in this forum. It could be misused by them.

Wooow.. True tho...

Wouldnt talk about it again then...





**Still surprising**

ejihand1:
please don't tell her oooo. That was exactly the xmas bomber who was in police custody did some years back. He died in a jiffy. very few policemen with him that late afternoon knew exactly what happened. Even though, I was among the police officers sacked then, I refused to say what lead to his death. Why? Because it wl lead to me mentioning those two deadly body parts.



My dear is real and highly efficacious .

Wooowww!!!

Are you serious

Seems so hard to believe...

You ve seen someone do such

Now am scared



_{But I still wanna know}

iamrealdeji:
Ask joystickextendr ,he also knows the place

The same person that said you shouldnt tell me....

Il still find out!!!

iamrealdeji:
Not the mouth,you can't get it unless I tell you,but I won't tell you cos you'll try it and I don't want your parents loose you

lols...

they wont, dont worry!!!

I wont try it, trust me

Got a lot to achieve before going back to base

Besides, eni Olorun opa, ko se ni to le pa!!!

I no fit die, before my time



_{Oya tell me}

meforyou1:
those are NDA cadets. The senior cadet watching them is a student as well. The pix was lifted from an NDA cadets thread on this nairaland. The op is a pure liar

Yea I knew he was lying...

Seen this pix several times.

Its Stale

joystickextendr:
Pls dont tell her, i know that part and its still a mystery why people die when they try it

Huhhhh You too

You know those body parts Lolsss

Interesting!!! The both of you should tell me the other part ooo, else knife will make it quicker and easier

Its a normal thing in the Military.

Oath of Allegiance...


See their supreme laughing.


Besides, this pix is kinda stale Op.

iamrealdeji:
Lmao,you can never know the other part unless I tell you,even if you touch all the parts of your body,you won't get the other part still

Dont be so sure ooo... I can if i want to


But seriously, I really wanna know this second part.

If I try it, and I dont believe in it, it wont work, so dont worry....


_{Besides, its the mouth right}

iamrealdeji:
Lol,if I post it,it will be saved to the database,there's no way I can submit it and modify it,the original post will never delete,it will be there,but touching those 2 parts is very real,that's what some convicts use in committing suicide,the first part is sticking a finger into the asshole and touching another part of the body I won't tell you with that same finger,the person will die within 2 minutes,those body parts are 2 conflicting body parts that must come in contact directly or indirectly,its not possible for them to come in contact directly cos they're so far apart,but indirectly is that way and it will lead to the person's death

Rotflll

Believe me, this seems to me like a myth or a movie.

What Never heard of such.

I think I know the other part, Il try it out and let you know the outcome

iamrealdeji:
dm or something private would have been better,but if I tell you on nairaland,someone else might see the post even in 10years to come,try it and die,so,indirectly,the death is caused by the poster

lolss.. This is really getting interesting. your sounding like its real, like youve seen it happen to anyone. Have you seen anyone tried it before

You know what, just tell me, il read it, then you modify immediately.

iamrealdeji:
It's very true,but i'll never try it,ive heard of some people that tried it,there's another one,if you want to commit suicide without using any weapon,just touching 2 of your body parts,but I wouldn't want to tell you that cos the result is more effective than poisoning oneself

Lmao... I think these are just superstitious beliefs.

That of touching two parts of the body got me cracking my ribs.

Please tell me I wanna know, dont worry I wont try it out

I'm in support of the motion for him to be considered.



Op, I hope you'l put in your best if considered


I hope the result of this plea will be positive. All the best.

iamrealdeji:
Try it and rub dog ipin(the dirt like stuff at the corner of their eyes) on your eyes,thats when you'll realize jins and ghost truly exist,by the time you start seeing a 7 headed Jin smile at you while you're in bed

Lolsss.. How true is that

Wanted to try that when I was a kid.

Have you tried it before

gbosaa:
You should be ashamed of yourself for posting that online. You didn't even try to conceal the writer's name and name of school.

What kind of teacher are you. I think you should be sacked and be without a job for two years. Is there not anything like confidentiality act in that state?

You are very Phoolish mister. Your likes should not be allowed near children cos you do not understand what teaching profession is all about. You are an embarrassment. I hope the right people see this post, find you out and give you the treatment that you deserve. It's your like that make kids develop apathy to education with your criticisms and stup..idity.

You stole those words from me. Thank you!!!

Its so pathetic. Its not something one should laugh at. Surpised how some Nairalanders think tho.

Wish he could remember what he wrote when he was her age. It could be worse.

A teacher should reprimand a student, but when reprimanded openly, it becomes a disgrace to both the teacher and the pupil.

Op it clearly shows that you aint performing your duty as you ought to.

Think of the long lasting hatred such kid will have for you if she is opportuned to see this. Or if a staff of the school sees this.

Its people like you that make kids give up on education.

Smh...

Op, its not too late to change for good ko... Cheers


I believe in Constructive Criticism

Awwww... Beautiful piece... Ignorance and Negligence has become the order of the day.

Wish all those pishure or adonbilivit peeps will read this and let it sink.

Blogging nowadays, is all about competition, who post first,who breaks the bad news first. Not minding the condition of the victim/Family. .

Its so sad

Am sure this piece will change lotta mind sets.

Thank you OP.

Sad part * And the Cow died*


The fact that we were given dominion over living creatures, doesnt mean we should molest them na. Theyve got spirits too. *sobs*

It wouldnt be too much to say RIP to the dead cow huh

Meaning, one would have to run away from virtually all Nigerians.

Am I the only one seeing this. The write up states that this happened last year. I think by now the family should have known the fate of the little girl.....

Whichever way., I hope she s safe and alive....

Doubted!!!!

Koni fe disgrace ara e...

Sure I did TDB countless times.

But not in the Classroom. Always in the hostel.

Id place my two legs in a big bowl of water/ take a 20minutes walk round the hostel

And it worked perfectly.

Am glad it counted afterall..

It was worth the good fight

to my reading partner Princess Moses!!!

Its Seun's day, It's Nairalanders day!!!

Lets take a stroll down memory lane.

Do you remember your 1st post on Nairaland If you do, lets have it here.

It doesnt necessarily have to be in its exact words.

Permission to spy Yea yea


Lets go!!!

Here's Mine


https://www.nairaland.com/1498632/2013-ogun-state-batch-c#19217346

_{#team ogun
#team salem university
i need help ooo
#crying out loud
na only God i sabi 4 ogun
any1 in d house to help
eseun #kneeling down}

*covers face*


Happy Aluminium Anniversary Nairaland!!!



***Images culled up from Google***

Happy Birthday Nairaland!!!

Abdulleeh:
Oscof its not what am thinking. Its what you are thinking.

Seriously, I aint thinking evuullll

Abdulleeh:
Ur mind ehn! I leave it at that

Hehehe.. its not what your thinking oooo

400billionman:
When called upon, can you explain further ?

No I cant, cos I dont know what's going on...

Kai!!! There s something they are hiding




Its beyond the physical

Dream on Akpos!!!

mumumugu:
I do this without smoking weed

Reallyyy

Is that the reason for your moniker




#Runs out of thread

tmodeltoluene:
I know u won't want to do that.. Cos ur more patriotic

Awwwwww.... You call a patriot a weed smoker

Ama fight with you Op...

Na too much cartoon

Odunharry:
lol..good morning.. that face make you frown this beautiful morning no fit you, abeg smile jo.

have a nice week ma

Have a great week too...