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RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 10:56pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
-This doesn't change the Fůcking fact that you ain't a fůcking cheap Hó....yer know wink . I'll Fůcking pay twice for your services cheesy . I'LL BE NEEDING A SLOPPY HEAD ON TUESDAY...How much? *remember...I'll Fůcking pay twice
Isn’t your family into incest? Why don’t you call your mother, maybe she can sell her wrappers in the village and use the money to come to where’ve ghetto you are.
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 10:52pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
- Viicfunwhore! grin you know your hands shouldn't be on your Fuckin key pads now ey...? It should b working on your source of income - GIVING A SLOPPY HEADS TO BLAK COCKS cheesy cheesy .
Pls give it some effort. I am actually irritated that you are this stupid. I mean you have already stolen jokes from the internet, why don’t you continue
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 10:51pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
-Viicfunwhòre! cheesy At least if you wanna Fůcking choose "Hoèing" as a career..Be a fůcking rich/expensive hoė cheesy. Not a fůcking miserable cheap one.. SCROUNGY HÒ!
Do you know how i identify silly guys like you on this forum? Those are the ones that can’t clapback without resulting to slut shaming.
Do you think calling me a hoe or worst hurts? Obviously I have said some truth about you, that’s why you keep crossing my words.

See little boy child, this is getting boring. Go to sleep. It is better to trade words with someone capable of clapping back intelligently, not someone who hides behind italics. Small boy.
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 10:44pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
-ViicfunWhorè grin grin
You should have mentioned the full name. Don’t tell me cowardness also runs in the family. Stop disgracingyour family on this forum. Just because you are jobless doesn’t mean you should use your free time in being stupid. Give a break from stupidity.

Now go look for some blocks to carry tomorrow.
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 10:40pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
Is this a fůcking diss?
hahahahaha! grin

Fůcking Cocksuckėr! ...Just like yo whòre mom grin
Common you know that’s not true. She didn’t raise mannerless children.
Your own mother, didn’t just raise mannerless idiots, she raised a society boy child.

Now little boy, run along and go be a good boy from now on. I could look for a rehab center for your mother. When you use too much curse words around your children, people like you are the product, the society is trying to eradicate. Go to bed and wake up a good child
RomanceRe: . by Viicfuntop(f): 10:12pm On Feb 04, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Which of the lines work on you very well smiley
Well since I am not a dimwit, I don’t know. So you tell me, which line did your girlfriend fall for
RomanceRe: . by Viicfuntop(f): 10:05pm On Feb 04, 2018
You must have really worked hard for this but you just described talking to stupid boys and girls
RomanceRe: Some Girls Will Read This And Cry - Apologies In Advance. by Viicfuntop(f): 10:00pm On Feb 04, 2018
XML33:
Men and women are different. An attractive man is primarily defined by certain factors like wealth, social status, looks, intelligence and personality. And most times a man doesn't need to posses all these qualities in order to be attractive.. Two or three would do.

For women however, what primarily matters is looks. In fact I'd argue that looks is the only thing that makes them attractive to men.

So a guy who is doesn't possess any of those qualities still get hope. All he has to do is work hard and work smart.

But once a woman is ugly, there is nothing she can do about it. No hope for her in the attraction department. If she like she can get all the degrees in the world and work in the biggest corporations, and get all the money, if she no fine, she no fine.

So if you are an ugly girl, big sorry to you. I'm sure it sucks to be in your position. The only kind of guys you can attract are extremely unattractive guys who approach you because they can't get attractive women, so they settle for the least.

For the ugly girls on NL who spend almost all day here because they don't have serious men in their lives and hence deprived of attention, I have to say, it must suck to be so pathetic. tongue tongue

Happy Sunday.
Why are all your topics about women? Why don’t you start a blog so that you can generate money from writing about your passion which is trash
RomanceRe: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by Viicfuntop(f): 9:48pm On Feb 04, 2018
grin

RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f):
FuckingSteel:
- cheesy Is this how you wanna help me fůcking grow up? cheesy Seems you had a fůcking horrible time on yo last blòwjob session cos you type like a còcksucker! Listen Up bītch. ...it's ma bloodyfūcking cyberspace and you ain't got no opinion aii ... Your family tree must be a fůcking cactus , cos you all are bunch of pricks! undecided . Shu! No go suck some coçks.
You see why I say you are a dumb person. I mean you can’t even think about a lame joke, so you had to go steal one from the internet. How do you know how a cocksuucker types? Is that how your mother replies your messages?


Listen, baby pillock, I got every fuccking right to type whatever I want to type because your mother obviously did a bad job in raising you and I won’t blame her. When you live in a ghetto, you don’t really have much say on how the environment affects you. You quoted me first so your opinion doesn’t count.

Now take your lame ass jokes and recite them to your mother. Maybe, just maybe, she would reduce the number of men she opens her leg for everyday.


You are a living prove that abortion should be legalized. Fuckkkkinnnnggg Bastard
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 2:37pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
.

-So you wanna Fuckin lecture me on HOW and HOW NOT to reply herehuh How bout you Fuckin help me grow up then undecided . Since you're fuckin perrrffeecctt
How about you don’t force yourself to sound hip cause you just sound like someone that’s learnt how to talk in a Nigerian prison.
The fact that you use fuckinggggg a lot like a retardddd who just learnt how to spell, doesn’t mean you are making any fuckinggggggg sense
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 2:08pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
-Buhahahahahhahahahahah! grin . You seem so Fůcking pained dear...why? I was only Fůcking kidding cheesy .Did you actually Fůcking check my profile up grin. It's a fůcking Sunday.......... FŮCKING SMILE grin
I don’t need to check your profile to know it would be nasty. I mean you could have answered intelligently, but no, you had to refer me to your profile. I mean did you put the reply on your profile? What sort of time do you have to spare?

You should grow up
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f): 1:43pm On Feb 04, 2018
FuckingSteel:
-But you can fůcking do the kinda "laundry" on my dp ey cheesy
Whatever is on your profile, which I assume describes you, you can have any member of your family do it. They would be so glad to do it, after all, blood is thicker than water.

By the way, it is so easy to identify the ghetto boys with the way they use fuvvvvvvckinh. Please read books and add knowledge to the almost nothing you have.
RomanceRe: PLEASE HELP! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wash His Clothes, What Should I Do? by Viicfuntop(f):
Please don’t ever wash a boyfriend’s cloth. If he can’t afford a laundry man, he should get a washing machine. I have not seen the guy that would make me do something I don’t want to do.
CrimeRe: Video Of Little Girl Performing MouthAction: Lagos State Government Reacts by Viicfuntop(f): 8:12pm On Feb 02, 2018
sweetkev:
Link to the video or else I don't believe it really happened
And you would open your eyes to watch it. Isn’t that sick
CrimeRe: Video Of Little Girl Performing MouthAction: Lagos State Government Reacts by Viicfuntop(f): 8:11pm On Feb 02, 2018
maticdamian:
grin Na the video me I wan see
You used a smiling emoji. How can you be excited? That’s sick.
RomanceRe: Pls How I Receive Money Sent From Abroad by Viicfuntop(f): 2:17pm On Feb 02, 2018
bujebudanu1:
I have lived in one of the best and most expensive estate in Nigeria.

I have worked in one of the most expensive ministry and office in Nigeria

Continue living in ignorance.
Asshole
Ode
So you really are a lowlife. Is there anything like most expensive ministry? Do you really have sense, my friend
RomanceRe: Pls How I Receive Money Sent From Abroad by Viicfuntop(f): 1:16pm On Feb 02, 2018
bujebudanu1:
See your dump response.
So because I haven't travel by air, I shouldn't know people travel by air
I havent near d borders to travel abroad. But I know more than 10 ways to travel out.so do u if u haven't.
I believe she's dump.a slay queen with a big phone for that matter.
Final
Pls don't quote me again
Stop being stupid. It’s dumb, asshole. You are not even making any single sense. You are stupid and I am telling you, yet you are still trying to prove Mr Know it All.
Where has knowing it all, taken you in life? Tell me. I admitted I don’t know something and you are calling me dumb because I should have known it? Rubbish
PoliticsRe: 2019: Nigeria Will Be Destroyed If Buhari Wins Second Term - Nwabueze by Viicfuntop(f): 1:04pm On Feb 02, 2018
kcmichael:
How many death have been recorded since trump became president.Thousand of people died even during GEJ era.this nwabueze needs medical check up
Let me assume you were in traffic when you typed this. It’s void of sense
EducationRe: 10 Things You Don't Know About Japanese Schools by Viicfuntop(f): 9:37am On Feb 02, 2018
Haywhymido:
Nice one but their girls uniform skirt is always too short.
Seriously, that’s the only thing you could point out as the loophole undecided
EducationRe: 10 Things You Don't Know About Japanese Schools by Viicfuntop(f): 9:36am On Feb 02, 2018
Domo Harigato Mr Roboto







hanashimashou Let’s talk in Japanese
RomanceRe: Pls How I Receive Money Sent From Abroad by Viicfuntop(f): 9:04am On Feb 02, 2018
bujebudanu1:
Say that to your people.
Just imagine
You said u are a student.do we have to create a course on basic knowledge.


There are things primary 4 kids are aware of without d help from school

How will u feel if I should ask what people do in banks
The fact that I don’t know a basic doesn’t mean I am stupid. I believe there are some basics you don’t know too. I have not had any reason to collect money from “abroad” so it kind of justifies my not knowing.
So stop this mentality. You could have explained it the way the others explained it to the girl. Age doesn’t define learning
RomanceRe: Pls How I Receive Money Sent From Abroad by Viicfuntop(f): 8:31am On Feb 02, 2018
bujebudanu1:
ok.keep spewing thrash and wallowing in ignorance.

i dont know what they do in banks too
Stop, you really sound stupid now.
RomanceRe: Pls How I Receive Money Sent From Abroad by Viicfuntop(f): 1:07am On Feb 02, 2018
bujebudanu1:
Which student re you?
Which part of the world are you that u don't know wat FedEx.dhl does
I don’t know what it is. Stop crying just because you know something and someone doesn’t.
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Spends $215 On Dominican Lady, Couldn't Have Sex, Rants by Viicfuntop(f): 12:35am On Feb 02, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
ibo made don full market jo and na any style dem dey give self and their screaming, moaning, shouting and speaking in tongues better pass una own
What the hell are you saying?
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Spends $215 On Dominican Lady, Couldn't Have Sex, Rants by Viicfuntop(f): 9:25pm On Feb 01, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
Imagine. When sex doll can give it to you free without any stress or infection
That’s true but will you ever be able to afford it?
TravelRe: If You've Ever Traveled By Air . Check This by Viicfuntop(f): 11:44pm On Jan 31, 2018
rasojie:
. I've never had an experience. now i have to do this tomorrow

can i just drive to the airport and get a ticket or, i have to book before the flight?

thanks
From experience, since you are a first time flyer, you can buy a ticket at the Airline’s counter at the airport(the place where they check in and give you your boarding pass). I don’t think there are extra charges.
TravelRe: If You've Ever Traveled By Air . Check This by Viicfuntop(f): 11:39pm On Jan 31, 2018
oloriooko:
Why put this in romance section? Are you serious at all?
So what are you trying to say, indirectly? This section is full of unserious people
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Hit IDP Camp In Dalori, Borno. Many Killed by Viicfuntop(f): 9:57pm On Jan 31, 2018
Usman212s:
There's nothing like boko haram attack. This attack was perpetrated by Tiv/Numan terrorist.
Your username, no surprise
Car TalkRe: Olu Okeowo N2 Billion Garage: 6 Rolls Royce, 4 Phantoms, 2 Ghosts, 1 Bentley by Viicfuntop(f): 7:00pm On Jan 31, 2018
miarhpe:
A very valid statement I must confess, but let's change the optics and view this from the perspective of the economic and social ramifications. 2billion naira investment would probably employ conservatively 150 people. That is family taken care of, mouths fed and a youth or youths kept our of vices like robbery, prostitution or kidnapping. He has bought himself some level of security by dropping the crime rate in his little way. Not to think of the students that may never see the floor walls of the university of their parents weren't employed.

I say this not to win an argument but to appeal to you to consider creating jobs if you had the option of stocking your garage with 2billion naira worth toys in future.
First, I apologise for the tone of my voice. This is a good reason actually. Sorry
CrimeRe: 3 Fulani Herdsmen Burnt To Death In Gboko, Benue State (Graphic Photos) by Viicfuntop(f): 6:14pm On Jan 31, 2018
Is it weird that i liked the picture ?
Car TalkRe: Olu Okeowo N2 Billion Garage: 6 Rolls Royce, 4 Phantoms, 2 Ghosts, 1 Bentley by Viicfuntop(f): 6:13pm On Jan 31, 2018
miarhpe:
I try to imagine how you would have two billion naira lying in your garage as toys while youths in your street are unemployed? and you sleep comfortably without thinking how can I *create more opportunities for people to be employed?*.

It was a delight seeing the cobbler smile that he got N30 for cleaning my shoe at Oshodi on my way to work, while my polish at home looked robust, waiting only for emergency. It may not make personal financial sense (@unnecessary expensis), but it makes economic sense and puts food on another man's table.

my 2kobo
Oh pls. He had made his money. He doesn’t actually owe anybody anything

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