₦airaland Forum

Resort for downtrodden indeed!

Downtrodden no chop belleful na to go lodge for Resort!





If you are so sincere to yourself, why not direct your jumbo salary from the senate to the Downtrodden!


My son is not about building a paradise on earth, is about its maintenance.

Good

something still dey dis guy head.

stale news
even a baby in the womb knows why the fulanis sacked the service chiefs.

May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Which Buhari?
Do you know Buhari at all?


anyway, we are your Mohammeds, kill us with your LAIs.

why sack her? is the future no longer female?

only when I went to collect chalk for my teachers

No, you got it wrong here, you should have rephrased your questions thus:


"would Buhari HAD LIVED if he appointed non-Muslim northener as an army chief?"

Lord God the spirit of death has risen this year, may You protect our going out and coming in.


May their souls rest in prefect peace.

shebi dem say covi-19 dey worry dem dat side?

congratulations sir!
I pray they allow you to work.


I no wan hear say your office catch fire o!

very funny!

is it the river that swallowed an elephant that a mere tortoise is tying a wrapper to cross?

Buratai that shunned invitation by NASS and nothing happened will now be investigated by the newly appointed service chiefs. Can they? I doubt.

hausa wey no get water!
hausa wey no sabi swim!
na dem dey always be chiefs of naval staff.

it's alright!

Which Buhari are all these people talking about?


I'm always bemused when grown-ass men refuse to call a spade a spade.

I rest my case.

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shebi my son Gov. Fayemi said Ekiti state belongs to them?

Evil that our son Fayose foresaw long ago and swore never to allow them a breathing space in Ekiti but Fayemi in a bid to please his Fulani masters received them with open arms.

To Fayemi, Akeredolu is perpetrating evil by the measures he has taken to checkmate the excesses of these herdsmen.

yes... inside the dream

Amen

I need a Premium version of Grammarly with a lifetime warranty.

It's urgent.

when cheering news like this occurs, the villagers will be sidelined.

if na bad news, na we go carry am.

Story aye!


Lai to us, we are your Mohammed

Today na 'best vacation ever', tomorrow go be 'nearest vacation ever'.

A locust is burning and still claim to be producing more oil.

my son, your children and grandchildren will honour you more than this.
you are a rare breed.
we bless you from here.

Na where dem dey correct pikin wey get mama na there pikin wey no get mama dey learn.


If you get ear...

A pyrrhic Xmas celebration

The earlier we begin to open up on who is our president, the better for us.


Till then, let's continue to be their Mohammed while the keep killing us with their Lai.

We keep beating about the bush as if we don't know who is in Aso rock.

Alright let's keep deceiving ourselves and waiting for the outside world to speak for us.

Happy deception to all Nigerians!

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If I watch dis one finish, my next month bill fit be 38k.

Dis NEPA people make una dey fear God small.

When we dey village dey fire "back to sender," dem think say we dey play.


A child that says his mother won't sleep should be prepared to bid Goodbye to sleep.


Killing yourself in an attempt to kill me isn't a sin.

"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others".


Mr commissioner how many hours ultimatum have you ever given to your men over missing souls in that community that were brought to your notice?