₦airaland Forum

ylaa:

ylaa:
Are u an extrovert?

uote author=Vince77 post=45776651]Are u an introvert?

ylaa:
Hmmmmmmm

pretydiva:
For dis kind hard economy na person dey drive dis .. oluwa pls pick up my call. Amen

UIA04:
Money full naija some are just silent spenders.


If I have such money I doubt I'll buy this kind of a car maybe I'll spend mine traveling to exotic places. I'll go to opera houses in France, Spain and Italy. I'll ride the gondola. I'll watch my team real Madrid win the uefa Champions League from the vip seats. I'll go on boat cruises that last months to exotic islands. Then if I'm still interested in it I'll get acres of land to build my house with horses at a corner so I can ride them every day when I retire. Hmmmm




Of course you don't have to ask giving to the less priviledged is paramount on my list. That's why I admire bill Gates even if he is an atheist.

DRISKLEF:
I wonder where we're headed to with these catastrophic policies imposed on us by this present administration.

Y'all aren't for the people anymore because i so no reason why a government would establish/revert policies at the distress of its citizen. Some will start telling me about the 'suffer today and bliss tomorrow' ...but i dare say that with the amount of money being lavish and squandered, as well as recovered from the so called looters - i dont see any reason why a single citizen in nigeria should know hardship. These guys doesn't have our interest at heart.


Nigerians Are Suffering and it's not even funny.

Youngpo413:
even with her qualifications, she will still kneel and give a blowjjjjob.

lilzcee:
I must born three children before using my manhood for rituals, if i no get talent atleast my manhood will provide millions of dollars

Explorers:
Cant just stop laughing, everything is a joke. Nothing is working, Corp members cant parade like this. Except to mount illegal road blocks, ask motorists to park, your particulars, what do you have in your booth, and collect #50.

A friend once said he got to a check point one day, they asked for the particulars and he mistakenly gave them CV. They checked through for some seconds, gave it back and asked him to go.

Trina0936:
No 7 no fit happen for catholic church oh! #proudcatholic.That saving seat own na true oh! I sabi do am well well. As for asking for 100naira change, wetin consign usher? Shey na my money abi they give me money for offering especially in these hard times!

donholy28:
Fake!!! but well composed!!,how can ur boss who had too much drinks at night and probably has a hangover wake up,get to office and compose a mail b4 u could wake up?

erunz:
Who did Nigerians offend.

5 seed of tomatoes N400
Fuel now N145
One congo of rice N500


All these things on top . N18,000

God please we need you.

Lawalemi:
I wanna give up on Nigeria

ritzybaby:
?Lalasticlala.... You understand the story ne?


Ajebo
POLICE: hey...!! Wey you? Park there!!
AJEBO: Hey officer men, come'on, that doesn't happen in the UK
PoLICE: oya.. Make una lie down there
AJEBO FRIEND: officer, abeg... Where?
AMEBO: no no no no... Don't tell him abegg, are you freeing? I can't do that mehn... Don't you know me, i am artist... I have 3tracks.
POLICE: if you no lie down now i go flog you!
AJEBO: you wanna flog me, flog me mehn...
POLICE: Abdulahhi, oya, give am twelve..
ABDULAHHI: i say i say make you you lie down, you wan you wan con dey do like say you you ajebo for here, i go i go kill you today!

ricsman:
When exactly is this mother's day?

since this year, I've heard like two other Sundays as mother's day...

Abi each Church get their own mother's day?

Explorers:
2. If you feel shivered all of a sudden without explainable reason, its believed that there is a paranormal entity. Be it an evil spirit or a dark ghost has just walked by your, our sixth sense act as a radar that detect any abnormal happening around us.

junketer:
Mr buhari does not realise that nigerians are already drowning. This man does not realise that all he has done so far in his first year as president is talk, fly, talk some more and fly again outside the country. Buhari is threatening people destroying pipelines but hasn't done anything to fulanis killing people. Guess the pipelines are more important to him. This man just wanted to be president and nothing else.

sonOfLucifer:
IT is huge. So many branches, so many distractions. There's networking, hardware, software, programming, data mining, graphics etc
I assume you have an interest in networking. CCNA is a good start. Try to take COMPTIA if possible too. You'd learn the fundamentals of computer hardware and how they communicate.

If you wanna be real bad ass, install a Linux distro on your system. I'd advise you begin with Ubuntu 14.04.

sonOfLucifer:
Technical Support official.
Web/App development hobby.

Hoping to go into full web/app dev this year.

Thanks for asking.

sonOfLucifer:
Your question isn't clear enough.

If you want a responsive image, use relative measurement.
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width:100%
}

The image should resize accordingly.

STFUareyouG0d:
This Etoo is so 'Swaggerless'

Onota:
Snake and Nairaland are like......

matrix199:
Can I get a glass of martini?

achinaboy:
am hoping to relocate to offering box department