₦airaland Forum

mytym:
many happy returns to vince77 and Izic. Cheers!

thank you.

Izic00:
Mine's 2day! June 3rd... i'll b 27 2day... d names Izic by d way... 08035837668... watzapp 33429213... BBM

Im 27 too today. Happy birthday to us.

selfdefence:
I'm beginning to suspect that truly pmb is very sick

I think so too.

Finally, someone has won the Toto.

Today is my birthday. Pls show me some Toto Love.

June 3... 08164084026

Girlwithwings:
Omg omg. That was scary. I mean and instead of people to try rescue him immediately, all they could say in Yoruba was he will die, he will die.

In other news, if I was the one, I don't think any amount of flood can sweep me away

We know u cant be swept away. U will just fly cos u r the Girlwithwings.

It is now very clear that some people in the village has used the brain of some people here to cook beans.

How can a normal human being say this is rainfall?

Rainfall from underground abi?

nellaluv:
Nigerians can beg eh. Even the ones that can afford what they're begging for... they will be like "dash me na"... these set of people are also very stingy. They can like to collect but never give .

The reply is good. Hope she has registered as an unemployed begi begi .

101% correct at bolded.

loomer:
I dey tell u. Hope say no be snake girl?

Why not kiss and tell us na.

chiefolododo:
Lie mohumodu ,we 1/2 hear

I usually pronounce dis ur name as ChiefOlodo at first den i go back n pronounce it correctly.
No vex.

loomer:
The snake sexy sha

U feel like kissing it abi?

Nnaabros:
And they sent the military swiftly to crush the ND Avengers while the Fulani's are allowed to go on a killing spree

The hypocrisy is in HD

Vaseline crew oya begin dip ur fingers here.

Make una stop. E don do.

mrkayusfit:

Let me just take it that u mistakenly uploaded the wrong picture.

meezynetwork:
self medication is cheap but very dangerous. Well you cant blame people that engage in that cos of the economic situation coupled with the fact that we have shortage of health workers.

I think it all has to do with illiteracy.

Kachisbarbie:
Bullion van drives slowly?
Maybe in Gabon, 'cos the ones in Nigeria move very fast...it remain for them to activate "flight mode" sef.

Overtaking from the right is inevitable most times, some people would cuddle the speed lane and be crawling there. One has no choice than to overtake from the right.


You are another category the OP forgot to add. People shouldn't overtake your type, because you are obviously looking for who would accompany you to heaven.
Driving isn't competition, don't enter road and start frustrating innocent and random road users.

Billion van drivers are slow when on the high way but fast within town/city.

Rajosh:
it's like I'm an aggressive driver. It's fun seeing someone trying to overtake you but can't. I love to frustrate anyone trying to overtake me. #TeamFastAndFurious.

God help u d day u frustrate a driver not knowing he is an army man. Na dat day u drive motor finish. Lol

slightlyMad:
it is the fine arts teacher i guess

This kind name sef.

Beautiful car.

flokii:
Not bad & not impressive

So they are just hanging inbetween?

Kondomatic:
N400 still high nah

Even if they reduce it to N50, pple like u go still complain. Lol

goodvision12:
nigerians pretending to be one since 1960.We cant continue to pretend we are one whereas we are divided.

The pretence started as far back as 1914 when it was almagamated. But since it was forced we jst had to accept n deal with it. But its time we go our seperate ways.
I support north n south division.
But if some group in d south r still not comfortable n want dia own country den dey can divide.
It is only where there is peace that u can find progress.

goodvision12:
Every facet of the nigerian life requires urgent attention and surgery because this country the way i see it is at a breakpoint.

Its broken already but not physically or constitutionally.

What unity is there when ethnic groups fight n kill eachoda. Tribalism everywhere u go.
We are psychologically, mentally, spiritually broken.

We are just trying to pretend like all is well.
But soon it will explode.

goodvision12:
does it mean their ogas or the govt dnt knw wat is happening?Nigeria is in trouble oo!

Im sure u hv heard about this statement, "Corruption in high places".....

Now wch high places do u tink they are talking abt if not oga at the top.

If this country wants to develop fast then they govt needs to gv the education sector enough attention. But for now, we are just playing.

goodvision12:
see as dem look like hungry men

They dont LOOK LIKE. They are hungry men.

Today i ran into a police checkpoint. There was a long queue on vehicles wch was as a result of them slowing down vehicles.
Then suddenly one range rover autobiography entered the other lane and drove right towards the police men.
Guess what?



They hailed him.

I just shook my head.