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Jokes EtcRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life. by ViperX(op): 6:31pm On Mar 20
callmetade:
Just like that you don't say what happened huh... Your school uniform don't survive it,.. your school uniform died or what??
Lol, it didn’t die but it definitely lost its dignity 💀

Let’s just say that uniform saw something it can never unsee 😭. You gat it?
Jokes EtcMost Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life. by ViperX(op): 6:03pm On Mar 20
Back in primary school—Primary Two, to be exact—I had one of those *very* unfortunate days. I was dealing with a serious running stomach situation and, well… let’s just say my school uniform didn’t survive it 😭.

The crazy part? Somehow, no one noticed the whole day! I managed to keep it together until I got home, cleaned up, and changed like nothing ever happened. Looking back now, it’s honestly hilarious (and a little traumatic 😂).

We all have those embarrassing moments—this one just happens to be mine.



Alright, your turn…😂
PoliticsRe: In The Interest Of National Unity, Lawyer Asks Tinubu To Withdraw Tax Law by ViperX: 7:20pm On Dec 25, 2025
Wickedtruths:
This one is saying the tax law targets Igbos.

I keep saying that the main defeat of Biafra wasn't in conquering the Biafrans, but the inferiority complex and victim mentality it planted in the hearts and minds of the losers.

It altered the DNA of Biafrans to now include Persecution complex and losing mentality.
You might be true in your own opinion and consciousness. But believe me what you just wrote here makes you very less intelligent.

Justifying a Region just because of what one person said or put on the internet makes it look like you hate’s this particular Region.
But honestly speaking everything about Nigeria has never favored the Igbos.
PropertiesRe: Lagos Govt Declares 176 Estates 'illegal', Issues 21-day Compliance Ultimatum by ViperX: 1:57pm On Aug 04, 2025
I have to share some experience concerning this Real Estate of a thing.
The place I rented an apartment in 2020 in ajah precisely got demolished immediately after I parked out.
Reasons was because the land has no proper documents, honestly I felt bad for the people affected cause most the buildings there cost millions to erect.
Also most of them haven’t even completed the project.

I advise anyone buying a house or land in this Lagos to make a very thoroughly investigated and make sure the necessary documents are intact.
Beware and don’t be a victim!!!
AutosRe: Budget Of 8m For Car by ViperX: 1:31pm On Jul 31, 2025
My guy don’t let anyone deceive you, stick to the option of getting a tokunbo car.

Toyota Camry 07 to 2010 is okay and if you search
very well you can see it on that price or a little bit higher.

4plugs precisely
Watch out for Rust too.

Make sure you go with someone with experience about cars or a trusted mechanic.

Goodluck and congrats in advance.
AutosRe: Dealers' Deal Tokunbo 2019 Lexus RX 350 Hybrid Premium- 38m - SOLD by ViperX: 9:18pm On Jul 15, 2025
You no mention say na hybrid
EducationRe: Can You Solve This Mathematics by ViperX: 10:44am On Jul 15, 2025
It’s a tricky question yet very simple.

So since 7 men have 7 wives. Each man and each wife have 7 children

To break it down!
1 man =7 wives I.e 7*7 =49 wives

So there’s now total number of 56 parents(7+49)

Number of children will be 392 because each family has 7 children each (56*7)

I.e the total number of children is 392 add to 56 which will give us 448
The answer is 448.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movie Comes To Mind? by ViperX: 12:13pm On May 09, 2025
ogahshtu:
Commando Arnold Schwarzenegger
You’re a real Niqqa.
AutosRe: Cheap 2016 Tokunbo Benz GLC300 4matic by ViperX: 9:17pm On Apr 10, 2025
Sharp
AutosRe: ✅✅✅ Accident Free 2010 Lexus RX350 - DVD - Headphone - Lagos by ViperX: 7:47pm On Mar 31, 2025
Sharp
In Lagos?
AutosRe: �good Deals �TOKS by ViperX: 1:24am On Mar 29, 2025
Black is beauty
AutosRe: Help A Brother!! Nairalanders! by ViperX: 7:41am On Mar 03, 2025
Bro life is too short, Do whatever your heart feels like it’s right for you.
Just remember whatever you do people will still judge you.
But No ever try buy Nigerian used car or else you go cry.
Foreign AffairsRe: Senator Lindsey Graham Calls For Zelensky To Resign After Peace Talk Clash by ViperX: 11:37am On Mar 01, 2025
AImiron:
Source: ExpressUK
I see the dead of Putin soon
AutosRe: Distress Sale Toks 2017 Lexus RX 350 - Recent Entry - Duty Paid - 37m - SOLD by ViperX: 9:34pm On Jan 12, 2025
Adedaniel123:
Yes
Are you in Lagos?
AutosRe: Distress Sale Toks 2017 Lexus RX 350 - Recent Entry - Duty Paid - 37m - SOLD by ViperX: 11:55am On Jan 12, 2025
Still available?
AutosRe: ..✅✅✅✅✅✅... Xmas Awoof 2017 Benz Gle350... 28.9m Net Hurry Cheap O by ViperX: 10:00am On Dec 22, 2024
Bro send more pictures please

Is this tolks?
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ViperX: 9:18am On Dec 22, 2024
Forget all these games. If you bleep with her emotions , she will cheat on you again and again until she replaces you with the guy she is cheating on you with.[/quote]I think what he’s trying to say is that when you act unsure, unpredictable or not overly interested in her this will make her want you more and try to get more attached emotionally with you.

Don’t just give in all your emotions toward a woman, make her feel you have options and she could be replaced at anytime.
AutosRe: Quick Sale Superclean In Nd Out 2014 Toyota Rav4 Toks Fabric Ac For Just 17m by ViperX: 9:46pm On Nov 10, 2024
Engine pic boss
BusinessRe: Issue With My Landlord by ViperX(op): 2:29pm On Mar 31, 2024
Jogs1900:
Lagos tenancy law protects the tenant.In as much as you are not owing, the only thing is the landlord will charge you to court...You can give them excuse that you are still looking for a favorable apartment which you haven't found.
I know from the judgement day, the court will give you another 6 months to look elsewhere for accommodation.

Just be calm, they can't throw you out.



If na caretaker or lawyer give you notice, their last resort is the court which will favor you eventually.

But if na the landlord give you quit notice, e fit use different methods like harrassement, some even go diabolical.Just be careful.
I own no rent to the landlord. I only intend to stay for one more month so I can be able to raise funds for a New place.
BusinessIssue With My Landlord by ViperX(op):
Hello Everyone and Happy Easter Celebration, I want to ask some few questions concerning the issues with my landlord and hopefully I can get a useful responses.

I moved in to this apartment on 1st of march 2020 which is located in Lagos, Ajah precisely. I have lived here for years.

So, on sept 2023 I was giving a “quit notice letter which stated I will be moving out once my rent expires on (1st of march)

Then my question now is, Is it appropriate to issues a quick notice letter when your house rent hasn’t expired yet, or I’m getting another few months so I can be able to find another place to rent.
TV/MoviesRe: What's That Movie You Watch 3 Times But You Still Feel Like Watching It Again? by ViperX: 11:50am On Jul 27, 2023
Sisu
PoliticsRe: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by ViperX: 4:44pm On Mar 13, 2023
Truth be told, Emefiele printed the New note for Buhari
there’s no money in the system to loot so he printed the New money so Buhari can see funds to loot.
RomanceRe: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by ViperX: 10:50am On Nov 13, 2022
Bros if you do it you will regret it and if you don’t do it you will still regret it.
Happy Sunday NL’s.
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up With This Guy? by ViperX: 5:35pm On Aug 27, 2022
Listen the best way to get attention is by not giving it.
Stop forcing it and let things flow on it’s own.

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