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xynerise:
Use wrapper cover her weapon

Are you for real?

Imagine you are in this situation, what would be you're first reaction as you enter. Sincerely.

I'm just thinking what would be you're first reaction as you enter. Sincerely.

Dhavids:
what average guy

Ok normal guy

Tallesty1:
How do you know what every man wants to hear?

Interesting question. Atleast an average guy would like to hear that from his gf.

Not like they want to hear you say anything when they are naked to be honest, but there are some that if you say makes us feel so good

Words like:

You're so hot: I mean which guy doesn't wanna hear that from a girl. This one go instantly take am to cloud 9 and he will try as much to take u there that night

'Tell me how you like it' : O boy this one na my best as in what more positions,actions we go experiment on. For creative boys only.

'Come gimme just how u did last time' : Open invitation so e mean say I knack u well well previously ok let's start.

'That is the best D!ck I've seen' : Even some knows that this may not be true But we just like to hear our babe appreciate thy Rod and Staff

Lol add urs and have a great day

hbpeze:
u refused to answer my question bro

No.1 is The Game, No.2 Keith Carlos , No. 4 Treysongz. We cool now.

ivyy:
Guy no4 cutee

That's trey songz,

MzCorleone:
What's eggplant

Eggplant means d!ck
That is if u know what d!ck is.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I don't behold such things [/color]

Good to see that there people like you in naija talkless of romanceland. Who u decieving

stan241:
That PDA has to be the most annoying, especially the kissing aspect in broad daylight but i kinda like the pet name thingy sha seems cool

Pet names like: sweety pie, honey, jelly bean, banana and so on. Not cool.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]How do you tell when they're faking being happy? [/color]

With their expression sometin just tells u this aint real.

wenson:
Dats y i dun wanna marry

Most unmarried couples do these.

tinuolababy:
Op is right especially the kissing aspect as in it is very irritating

All these things I've experienced many times. Lack of manners.

diddydiva:

Yes na because no.2 is clearly visible.

agarawu23:
yes ur suspicious is true. I gat small one

Not bad. Be proud of what you've got

Darkrebel666:
~ Iyanya and the 2nd dude look like faggits and teenage girls..

TheGame's pose(First pic) was more mature and doppe ....

But his eggplant seems invisible tho.

zealot4me:
the second 1

True. But a girl down here says she is seeing nothing.

alobam1:
With that your thin body.If the second dude grabs you..he would fuk you dead..Your womb would be on the Floor..You better go add some weight..Shiorr

she's got a model stature. Lol.

diddydiva:
Mtchew

Ain't seeing anything

I think you've seen bigger ones then!

Some Important Tips for ladies on being a Perfect Date.


1)Enhance your best features
Obviously, ladies want to make a good first
impression on the first date through their
appearance and composure. It is also important
to note that enhancing your best features will be
to your advantage as that would diverge our
attention from some undue seriousness of the
first date to your attractive features. More so,
you would feel good if we constantly take our
eyes to that enhanced feature that attracts us.
Showing of your cleavage may entail you wearing
a low cut top or if it is your legs you want to
show off, a short skirt would definitely enhance
them.

2)However, we want your trousers or skirts to have
a nice fitting i.e not too tight or loose. Opt for
colours that complement your skin. If you’ve got
large hips, go for dark trousers or skirts and light
coloured shirts, if reverse is the case, it can be
alternated. Darker shades of colours always
conceal features and would be a good idea if
you’re uncomfortable about a particular area of
your body. Bright colours on the other hand can
be used on areas of your body that you’re cool
with and needs enhancing.

3)Be stylish
Perfection is not a requirement to have on a first
date, but being stylish in your own way counts.
We expect that your hair would be nicely made
and not rough and we can’t seem to tell much
about your makeup, so it wouldn’t matter much
if you have it on or not. The most important thing
is that whatever you decide to put on flatters
your natural beauty and is evident to us that you
put in a bit of effort.

4)Style your hair. If you want to do a new hairstyle,
test drive it the night before to make sure you
can pull it off. Otherwise, go with one of your
usual hairstyles. Amp it up a bit by adding a cute
headband or clip, or by adding a little more
volume than normal.

5)We all know most ladies can’t do without
makeup, but make sure it’s one you’re used to
having on so that you don’t look different from
who we expect. Make sure that it is simple and
not heavy, go for a look that will flatter your
facial features and draw us closer to you.
We expect clean and well manicured nails even
though it is not compulsory to have them coated.
You can have them matched with your outfit or
your lipstick but ensure the ones on tour nails
are not chirped as that might send the wrong
statement. In all, allow the makeup and polished
nails flatter your features.

6)Be clean
This is very important for everyone as your being
clean and presentable will be a huge plus in the
book of good first impressions. Try as much as
possible not to look like you haven’t taken your
bath in days or like one that came out of bed
straight to the date. Appear like one that actually
thought of what to wear and how to appear. Try
and take your bath a few minutes or hours to the
date so you can appear fresh. This will entail
planning well so as to meet up with the schedule.
If there is enough time, you can have a manicure
or pedicure some hours before the date, so we
can have the idea you really did put in a lot of
effort.

7)Take it easy with the perfume
It is a good thing to wear your favourite perfume
or spray as you would smell nice to everyone
around. But remember that not everyone might
like the particular fragrance you enjoy or being
choked by it. We want you to smell nice but we
don’t want our sense of smell to be
overwhelmed. To avoid over spraying, dab a little
on your wrists, behind your ears, neck and
cleavage. This would help reduce the chances of
choking anyone around. Body sprays also
require a few squirts and a good idea is to point
it away, spray and walk directly through the mist
formed. This helps to drastically reduce the
spray on you and at the same time helps you get
just the right non choking odour.

Lastly, remember to be confident and
comfortable as we also want to be relaxed
around you.
Have a nice date.

agarawu23:

just kiddin dude

agarawu23:
big d!ck is not assurance of good sexx

Try let iyanya bang ur sis then u will hear testimony

Midehi:

I know u like d second one

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Op are you gay? [/color]

Look at my dp and you'll know if am gay

Things Couple Do That Irritate Single People
Before I start, I will like to say that whatever I’m
going to write may sound a little like bad-
belleism but hey, you will also agree with me that
these couple behaviours are very very irritating:

Getting all mushy in public: nobody is trying
to tell you to not look into each other’s eyes or
hold hands or kiss in public but please, keep it
down, people are watching. You don’t need to
swallow each other’s tongues and smooch in
public, save all that for your private rendezvous;
we don’t need to be a spectator to something
that should be between you guys alone.

Callin each other pet names in public: this
is just as irritating as the excessive public display
of affection. We can deal with the regular “baby”,
“sweetheart”, “darling” and even “bae” but don’t
go overboard with private pet names that gets us
wondering what the meaning is and how the
name came about

Laughing at Private jokes: what are you
trying to do? Make me feel bad that there’s
nobody in my life to share secret jokes with?
Don’t tell private jokes in public and laugh at it all
by yourself, it makes us look clueless or dumb
for not grasping the joke.

Playing matchmaker: I’m single, I know but
must you rub it in by making me feel like I can’t
get a man on my own? Stop it, mbok. Don’t hook
me up with all your friends. I may not be happy
single but I’m not hopeless, I can get a man on
my own; maybe just later than you hoped.

Faking being happy: your real life
relationship is so sad and you’re not happy with
your man yet your facebook wall and instagram
page is telling another story of a happy girl who
is head over heels in love. Who are you kidding?
Lol. We all know the #YingToMyYang
#LifePartner #Best Friends hashtags are as fake
as your relationship, so drop the act already

No more hangouts: it is really annoying
when you can’t hang out with your friend as you
used to just because they found someone and
when you get to hang out, they are buried deep
in their phones “keeping the boo” posted on
things happening around. Can’t we just have a
regular outing where we don’t have to feel like
the boo is hiding somewhere ready to pop out
any minute? Come on, it is very uncomfortable
for us to deal with.

Playing relalationship expert: it is
annoying when your friend suddenly starts
dishing out unsolicited relationship advice
especially on how to get and keep a man as if
there’s something you are doing wrong that’s
keeping you single. Come on, you used to be like
me, remember. Cut me slack and stop with the
advice. It is as irritating as getting nonstop calls
from a marketer advertising romantic getaway
for two, I don’t need it.
– When The Buddy Turns To A Stranger: I know
it is cool to want to please your man and be the
best woman for him but do you totally have to
give up your own self just to be accepted by him.
It is totally annoying when your friend stops
doing something she really loves just to please
her man. Come on, be a better you but not a
stranger to your own self.
– When I/My Becomes We/Our: I know you’re
in a relationship and you’re excited too, we don’t
need the constant reminder by replacing every I
statement with we “We love french fries” “Our
favourite author”. It is really annoying. We are
happy you found the love of your life but we
don’t want you to rub you happiness in our faces,
so keep the “we statements” to the barest
minimum.
You can also stop trying to finish each other
statements or gushing about your partner every
chance you get; which is basically all the time.
Stop posting all your cheesy pictures online; he
is romantic, awww very sweet, but some things
are best kept private. I know you may think these
things are cute and sweet, yes, they actually are
but when you do it all the time, it becomes
annoyingly unbearable.
You've got to admit; Especially from dem gals
You are free to bash me, commend me, condemn me
Or add urs. . Have a good day

] ;DSaw some celeb pics and their eggplant. Which one go make sense pass
treysongs lol. Too small.can't see anything!

Funny tho:
Basketball icon Kobe Bryant has two daughters, 12
year old Natalia and 9 year old Gianna. When Yahoo's
The Insider asked him recently when his daughter
can start dating; his reply? "she can date when she's
married! Lol.
"What age can she start dating? When she's
married. We still don't know what came first, the
chicken or the egg right? I mean, she can date
when she's married." Kobe said
Nawa *ROTFL*. So what do yall think?