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So your point is to eat kiwis . . . Cool
*runs out to buy mango*

That's your own opinion bro
Aint stopping me from seeing ekaette tmao

hehehe! Funny how some guys can be so stupid as that
To the b!tch : Well played sista, iu are representin our tribe well

Still waiting for the day ogogoro would be advertised. Its sells all the time

The baby looks like my younger bros.
I'm serious

I can only permit my gal to stay for the weekend and that's it.
Except I'm . . . .
No I can't

How much is fuel in ur side

After seeing pix frm MET- Gala, she neva even start sef.

The truth is in politics Friendship is temporary, it happens evrywhere!

Sugar cane 4 sale!!! U wan buy

A lady who plays hard to get will surely find it hard to get. Life is just like that.

Sh*t we've got a weac questionaire in romance land

Fuel don scarce for my side oooo

Is it rainy in your side?

Try to do this: Initiate the Sex yourself at a time he is in a good state. And try to do the Pre-intimacy on him like give him Head so he can feel the benefit of it then ride him so good that he shall scream to the ceilings after which you can be the boss and tell what you really want from him and I assure you he would comply. It just depends on how seductive you can be to Persuade him. some men are not good in pre- intimacy but if the other half can teach them in different ways . . . .
Blue Film is not a bad idea but could be dangerous if don't play your cards right
And of course there is nothing Prayer can't solve.

'Attempts by fire fighters from Iganmu Fire Service Station to put out the fire were blocked by irate hoodlums, who were reportedly seizing the opportunity to loot.'
I wouldn't be surprised if the hoodlums are responsible for this incidence

Team News:
Marcelo and Varane dropped to bench as well as Dani Carvajal
Replaced by Coentrao, Pepe and Arbeloa respectively.

Formation:
4-3-3
Line- Up:
Casillas; Arbeloa,Ramos,Pepe,Coentrao;kroos,Isco,james;Bale,C.ronaldo, Chicharito

Valencia: Have only lost to Barca In 7matches and are fighting for UCL spot . Real Madrid playing without any DMF with an all attack midfield. I hope say we go win oO. Hala Madrid!!!

importexpert:
Make I no marry her she come change overnight oh.

Into mami water

EricRichie:
*sighs*

1) marry a girl who sees you drinking orijin/smoking weed and happily joins you..

2) marry a girl who gives you her school fees so you both can parry all night. .

3) marry a girl who will never asks you for cooking money, fashion and jewelry money.. .

4)marry a girl who will Forge her father's signature so you both can withdraw all the millions and run away from home..

Guy thatt kine babe go don dey mari since

1. If your Girlfriend come to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her .
2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/ pure-water instead of expensive meals, She is understanding
3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but decided to follow you with keke, my brother na your bone be that.
4. She come to your house and washed even your brothers and sisters clothes, marry her fast.
5. You gave her 50K for shopping but
she went for okirika and bring back 45K to you, marry her because she read economics.
6. She will call you everyday and ask if you need recharge card, brother claim her oh.
7. If the girl used to give you her pocket money every week, She loves you

I guess that is also your mentality, because I'm not guilty of any

spongeisback:
Tell Ama not to marry this man...she should keep waiting for one Eduardo to come and sweep her off her feet. In the next 20 years Na her body go tell her.

U shouldn't hve commented at all, perv.

Nawa oo. Op let her not marry the man oo.
She will be in bondage all her life. Money won't solve this.and beta let her go because if her know of whreabout in your place.
Don't let me tell u what might happen

For a guy finding out that a girl likes you is like winning a gold medal or bet. We start to feel Proud like a big boss.


These things run through our mind:

1)WHAT WAIT!? - U start pondering when and where she started noticing you. If you don embarass yourself one time and she notice.

2)ME? LIKE SERIOUSLY - Then you start to wonder what she likes about u, if na ur swag or money or physique

3)CAN I. TRUST THE INFORMAT? -Especially if na one jonzing woman wrapper tell or someone who like play play.

4)I DON'T BELIEVE IT - when d chic is one hot cake you start to disbelieve your capabilities

5)SHOULD I TALK TO HER? - No wait until the likeness dies out or sharp boys do the needful

6)DOES SHE KNOW I KNOW - anytime u see her you'll be bothered if she knows u r aware .

7)I THINK I LIKE. HER - even if u never notice her b4 because she is reserved . U start to find the good thing in her that trips u.

I DEFINITELY LIKE. HER - with d help of your guys they will convince to chyke her

9) WE SHOULD DaTE - your manly instincts sets in and you start anticipating and preparing how to chyke her .

For a sure guy like me, d rest is history; .

EricRichie:
Eleyi gidi gan.. .

I'll begin to speak in tongues

But this girl no try o.. . What kind of temptation is this? I rebuke you!

All u ppl formin holy holy na una go bad pass

saintikechi:
I will do the needful

Could u tell what us the 'needful'

austinesteve:
get thy behind me Satan!!!

But her behind is in ur front