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PlayerMeji:
That was not a rat snake oooo

It was a venomous snake... From the markings, I decoded it to be an adder

Calm down oga...the snake is not a venomous snake

Jamieb:
Shut up. The bronze won in 2019 isn't a trophy abi. Abi na every year world cup and nation cup dey hold

Why will you say I should shutup

Fahdiga:
This man's stats with the super eagles is quite impressive but his shortcoming is lack of convincing display in his games

Oga what do you mean impressive ?

Not a single trophy since 2016

Devvy4:
he’s lucky NL is faceless

Exactly

pu7pl3:
This back and forth is not even fun anymore, it's just cringe at this point

Forgive my little indulgence bro
The matter has now been permanently concluded.

You won't hear from me on that matter again.

FirstbornWds:
You are a gory sight completely Ilorin LeBron James.

Oh so you also believe that I look like LeBron James wow
Thanks for the compliment

And yet we don't know what you look like... because you're so scared of your hushpuppi writer self

FirstbornWds:
So the family name is no longer ALASA but ABIODUN.. ( proof day o, so use your head before you lie)

Dan iska I even thought you actually have something to post with all the chest beating since morning
You know I'm actually enjoying the free publicity and living in your head rent free

Let me get busy now see you later...

Remember, I'm always here to torment you psychologically until you admit that you're truly an hushpuppi writer

FirstbornWds:
I have told you what to do. Just claim again that you are not the thieving, lying army man Abiodun.

Just say it. Please!!!


Let's get a battalion of drags here.

Lol that's the spirit

I have said that over and over... that's my family name and the army officer is a bro
By now I expect you to post things you have found skulking around my social media

Now, go ahead and clear your name of being hushpuppi writer... If they born you well, post your social media handles let's see

And stop directing people to Telegram... that's another faceless internet.

FirstbornWds:
Sorry baby... I'm done indulging a petty recharge card and identity thief.

Focus on your next planning of waylaying your next victim(s).

Ciao.

Lol you give up too fast

I was hoping you will vex and send more discoveries from my social media

Or at least clear your name of being hushpuppi writer

FirstbornWds:
The person you are trying to fight for pictures has told you a simple thing to do. Na just telegram you need but as e be so, you are too daft to get it done or them never on hotspot for you. All I ask is counter claim, please pamper me with it and let's kill you off completely. Please!!!!

You don't need all this long shalaye

Telegram is as good as another faceless online place.... If you're truly not a hushpuppi writer post your IG, Facebook, Twitter

They're waiting for the white paper by the 4 man committee set up to check the veracity of the report of the 8 man committee

[quote author=FirstbornWds post=107719757][/quote]Let me guess...

You have gone years and years deep into my social media profiles on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook ?

The name you keep vommitting on is my family name but you wouldn't know since you don't have one. But the Nairaland account you "found" is for a brother.

If truly you're not an hushpuppi writer, post your article links here let us see ... I mean not even any of your Cules here have read anything you wrote

If you truly have nothing to hide with all your different hushpuppi monickers, logging in and out just to support your psychotic disorder personality...Post that picture of yours again
You have posted it before, why's is it so hard for you to do it again

Anyways, hope you like my recent community outreach program on Twitter

Devvy4:
Acct to “like” his post

The hushpuppi id!ot say na me open the account
He's so saddle up in this trade walahi

Devvy4 you right bro
Different different monickers !!!

As from tonight I commot my hand for him matter...make dem no say me sef join hand put person for psychotic depression

Devvy4:
2 monikers??

That mentally deranged guy has multiple accounts , I caught the dumbo chatting with himself with 2 of his accounts just to tarnish someone’s image, las las three frustrated crying bitch got aired by the mods he tagged

Really ? Damn!!!
I will take note hencewith

Devvy4:
This FrustratedBorn can’t quote someone, but he’ll quickly come to express his frustration under anyone that quotes that person


Stay Frustrated

It is fast becoming a psychological thing for him. Stalking and skaulking around day and night with his 2 monickers waiting for the slightest opportunity to throw shades

I'm trying my best to ignore him before he goes full blown berserk... at least for the sake of those who owns him at home.

hopefulLandlord:
Monaco is a country already. it's not under France. it's the second smallest country in the world. You don't know what you're talking about sir

I guess you got that from Wikipedia like every regular Joe would

Now, here's a proper scholarly insight: Monaco is a principality with a limited sovereignty. The French Military is their Military. The French economy is their economy. The French foreign policy is theirs. The French National football team is theirs. They're not a member of FIFA or UEFA.
And even in the United Nations they're called a "Principality" just like Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Teaching you the meaning of a "Principality" is another topic for another day.

I hope you have been schooled now. Nuff said.
Back to football

jpmoriarti:
Nice take on this. So in other words, these tiny oshodi countries are there for stat padding, for the like of shiuuuu

No, don't go back to that twisted logic
Because you can only say stat padding, if these Oshodi countries will also be beaten like that when they play countries from other continent.


Are you familiar with the Outcome Theorems
as propounded by Paul Duignan ?

It goes like this figuratively:

Argentina couldn't beat Iceland
Nigeria beat Iceland
Argentina beats Nigeria

If you still don't gerrit then forget about it

jpmoriarti:
But how can those teams be such poor that every single matchday, they must chop am Maybe they should just be excluded from the qualifiers since everyone knows how the match will end. It is ridiculous.

Lol... na now you just dey talk

San Marino for example is a very micro country. There population is not even upto a local government in Lagos State
So where dem wan get large skilled players to pull from ?

It is a general thing in Europe. Too much nationalism ! They all want to form there own tiny tiny countries!

Monaco is also looking for independence from France which will definitely remove Monaco FC from the French League
The same Monaco that is not up to people living in Oshodi in Lagos Nigeria.

Catalonia is also looking for independence from Spain which will most likely remove Barcelona FC from Spain.
There are more students in University of Ilorin than they're people in Catalonia.

This what what happened when Yugoslavia was broken into smaller Countries: Bosnia, Macedonia, Slovania etc

And also when USSR was broken up into Russia and some other very useless tiny little countries : Belarus, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Armenia Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Moldova, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, and Tajikistan etc etc.

So these bottom feeder tiny countries rely on the bigger European countries economically and all that...it is why Great Britain is trying to get out of the parasitic European Union.

In a nutshell, Europe have the best of the best and at the same time, the worst of the worst.

England and San Marino in just 7 games together

Kilishihunter:
Prime Argentina that Nigeria almost knocked out if not for rohr's disaster-class and ighalo's wasteful finishing, That chopped 3-0 from a low scoring croatia, Prime indeed, Even the Iceland you'll all desperating trying to use to save face have qualified for the euros even beating england in 2016 on their way to the quarters before they went to the world cup two years later.

Man you just acknowledge everything I said.

European teams are the standard. Azerbaijan and the likes are just unlucky to be the bottom feeders in the circle of these greatest football Countries.

Case close

Devvy4:
During 2018 World Cup, Croatia flog Argentina, France still flog them, even Iceland that came with Unprofessional” player drew against Argentina

I’ll see what they’ll do come 2022 World Cup

That's true I forgot a prime Argentina team couldn't even beat Iceland even when their lives depended on it. Iceland a team of drivers, doctors and part time footballers

And they're here having brain menopause screaming stat padding

Epileptic brains

Payporte:
https://www.nairaland.com/6852200/xavi-tells-barcelona-sign-cesar

What is xavi obsession with old players?

He wants to do TBT with Barca's team

These dickheads and their reality twists again

Germany beat Saudi Arabia 8-0 in world cup

Germany gave Brazil 7-1 in the world cup
(Brazil was the best in South America at the time)

Netherlands destroyed Spain 5-1 right there in the world cup.

And we know what Germany did to Argentina the last 2x they met in the world cup.

The likes of Lithuania etc are just unlucky to be in the same qualifying rounds with them.
European teams are the best in the world hands down.

One idiot even mention how African teams are tougher oh God !

Let's pair South American teams with Lithuania and see if they can beat them 7-1 with all those useless jambody football in the American continent

Anyways...fvcker Barca

Abiolabalogun:
I just received my own training invitation now

Hi congrats man.
The invitation is it via SMS or email ?

I don't want any relationship between Nigeria and France.

Those useless motherfvcker neo-colonia son of a bitch can go suck a rat d!ck for all I care.

femzey:
Please how do I know I have submitted. Kindly help me confirm

When it shows this

DissTroy:
Trust me, Cules wouldn't mind. Every Cule is still nostalgic about that high-octane Total Football era from 2008-2012. We don't mind the old band back just one more time, one more show, then we give them the sendforth they really deserve.

There's a reason the club slogan is "More than a club". Years after moving continents aparts, all the Barça old guards still keep in touch and are still friends.

Zidane didn't care about communicating with his former Madrid teammates and left them out.
Penduman played for more than 8 years in Madrid but still calls Man. United " home".
Ramos, the most loyal and passionate Madrid player in decades, was kicked out like a dog.
Benzema would be thown out of a moving bus soon enough.
Doors would be shut to Modric and Kroos when they leave.
Figo feels more at home with other teams than with Madrid.

Don't ever compare Barça and Madrid. Yes, we don't mind the old guard back. We'd always honour them.

This big baby again twisting the facts in order to suit his distorted reality

Zidane became our sport director and then assistant coach and then a coach.

Carlos is also with us as sport director

Raul is also on our leash.

Ronaldo has come back to Real Madrid more than once to watch El-classico that's how much he's welcome in the Banabeau.

Even our Stadium was named after our former player...

Now tell us, where is Ronaldinho ? Eto'o ? Iniesta ? They have all been thrown under a fast moving bus.

Even the Argentine midget was thrown into the fiery furnace... thinking he will stay to play for free

Next time you want to twist the facts remember your big brother is here to spank your little ass

ALEXAPLAYME:
Soon iniesta might return since dani alves is bacK
Maybe puyol will come out of retirement

And even Rivaldo

Branzy:
Madrid bring 70 million we have Rudiger for sale . Hope you're enjoying our star boy hazard

We are enjoying Courtoise so no problem...we will gladly buy Rudiger as well

ceede2:
South Africa with their vampire teeth

Aswear you no well

wpadmin:
I have this feeling that Soludo will deliver. Congrats to him

Is he pregnant

Police men did same
INEC staffs did same
Now Corp Members

Buhari what's all these na