Grace of God that appeared to all men is Jesus Christ; this grace is needed to cheat not again.

huthmanadam:
The question should be "As a child, how did u think women gave birth?"... Trust me, u don't wanna know how I tot women gave birth when I was younger...

.....but I'm curious to know

kense88:
Also note that not making it yet, does not mean he is lazy. Finally, your ambition/success has to match his.

Pls understand that I'm not talking about ambitious ones, I like ambitious ones but there are some men outside there who targets independent ladies to depend on them and milk them. Talking from experience here.

Hilarious comments

Being the last born, I dont even reason it, maybe because nobody born around me then.

When I got to secondary school, I started wondering how children come to life and in one of the girls talk one day, a lady amongst us was lecturing us on how women gives birth. I heard for the first time that there were two openings in a woman's private part, that the opening for urinating was different from birth one......... fear gripped me seriously that day, I couldnt just imagine how a big child will come out from a tiny place, was wondering how those women still manage to be alive after giving birth .....

At another instance, a friend told us that her mother warned her not to play with boys or allowed them to touch her because once anyone touches her, its pregnancy straight (at puberty stage then). Na so we go dey avoid boys touch like plague no matter how we dey play with them

It was biology class that enlightened us thereafter.

No.11: A lazy man and a cheat.

desert is a dry and lonely place; life is liken to a flower which is fresh and blossoming in the morning but at sunset it withers and dried off, only what's done for Christ will last.

Is it right to ask a person "how was your night"?

Addictive drugs affects proper functioning of the brain.

okikiosibodu:

Oh my! I will need a portrait of my Ex so I can 'hate' him the more.

The portrait of that guy in dread looks just like a mad man

okikiosibodu:
Hahahahahahahaha. Abi he is not comoting ni?
This cuties want to be comoting wit aunty Vivie01. Want to take along?

No thanks. A cute guy will do

Touch not my annointed and do my prophets no harm.

tortoise, that very slow and cunning animal that was popular those days in moonlight stories

Some girls have small/tight cervix and could be very painful having intimacy with someone with big 'd'. Penetration can also be somehow difficult.
Pls dont damage her genitals and would eventually dump her coming with silly excuses that she's this or she's that, which deep down you will know you caused it.
If you want to marry her, its better otherwise free her please.

Land disputes in Nigeria results to communal clashes and in some cases, loss of life.

rotfl @ Wife: 'are you going out'?
Husband: 'No I'm comoting

That baby's face with oriki and agbo jedi stuff is funny

Crazy Lagos traffic makes that city so tiring to live in comfortably

Happen to be that I want theenchanter to come back and be commenting here once in a while instead of keeping a distance, Raphy, nice having you back.

BiggerbossAmani:
well said dear
may your God bless your days

Amen. Thanks dear.

Bleak you say? Well, no one can predict the future.

BiggerbossAmani:
thank you dear

Also know that if you are a stingy type, you are prone to be losing money, know that you have to be committed to given as well, give alms, give to people who approached you for help if it's in your power to do so. Yes, some take advantage of this but you can use your discretion some times.
All is well.

You need to pray against it. Might be more of spiritual than physical.

Man-know-man or connection is the order of the day in this country, theenchanter, where is the nation heading towards?

Word that can remove a tooth if care is not taken when pronouncing it

Practice makes perfection..... I was taught that this is the correct way of saying it.

Bonus data, another name for telecomms operators' yahoo-yahoo and deceit.

End time data

Understatement it is, it's actually frustrating!

okikiosibodu:
Autocorrect ruin the post, I have corrected it sha.
Make we dey see as e dey go. When the time reach, we go see am.
I need a change of job sef. I am grateful to God for the one I have, but trusting him for a better one.

LOL @ the correction. You are still saying same thing now.
Not time conscious and time conscious....... all na disturbance at the time you should catch some sleep na
Yeah, just keep being positive, optimistic and prayerful about everything. It shall surely be well by God's mercies.
Biko, no do luku-luku there o, na action you go take.
Regards to auntie.

Jare ko, jara ni Your ban has elapsed shey? Go and cause trouble no more

okikiosibodu:

I love children too, but love them move when they are mature enough to obey simple instructions like..... Sit, stop making noise, stop messing the floor, next time tell me when you want to wee, stop scattering the house, etc.
Hmmmm. My bro's wife just born o.... We no dey sleep for night again. The baby is not very time conscious. But 4 am on the dot, she don resume duty. We no go sleep till day break. I go con dey pity mama pikin and papa pikin. The experience sef is making me want to delay my own a little longer. The stress is much o

Congrats! You can see that my previous congratulations to you was in order.
It means your own don dey very near be that.
Lol @ the baby is not time conscious, what's their concern?
You were right about the stress involved in nuturing children, its not easy but you start to enjoy them when they are growing up and you'll really love them.
It's a good experience really. No delay your own o, we wan eat rice jorh

okikiosibodu:

Food now
I like you well well, that is why I am not ridding you of the joy. Oya, "wire" your address. How have you been?

Food? I don hear. Let the time come first, dont worry, I wouldnt run away o, in fact I like plenty children
I'm good o, thank you. Believed you are doing great too.

okikiosibodu:
Hmmmm. I am not wicked to deprive you of the joy you'll get if I drop 7 of them with you instead of 2. Oya send your address sharp sharp

Seven? Now I know say you no like me at all
Wetin dey go dey eat?